Ape: ...Matt is not here to defend himself, and this is gonna be on national television.
Ive: Listen to me. Howie is a guy, who's probably been lying about his profession...
Ape: Absolutely
Ive: Has not bought new clothes since 1984, okay..
Ape: Who is ****ing missing fingers
Ive: who has a blown-up hand, a small dick and no calves. Do you understand that? He's got a pigeon chest, he lies about his age...
Ape: I went off in the DR about that
Ive: The only thing he's got is a good-looking face, and the niceness, and the thing that made him better looking, he no longer has. So what's the big deal? Howie is nothing. He goes home to nothing.
Magg: You can't make him feel bad enough as is necessary
Ive: Rachel's going back to picking up horse ****, and Janelle's going back to sucking dick. So what's the big deal?
Ape: I know, I know, I know
Magg:<laughing> I could never compete with you, either. I could never say that...