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Ranking EVERY SURVIVOR EVER (400-399 UP!)
Cagayawn:
- 410 -
SUNDRA OAKLEY
Great, more of the Aitu 4 :res:
Sundra's main offense was being a huge bore, but my hatred for her goes so much deeper than that. Although she got little airtime, any attention she did receive sparked profound hatred from me. While there are many major issues with Sundra (refusing to mutiny when she promised Candice she would, helping to eliminate any and all entertainment from the season) the worst for me was the following quote:
SUNDRA: "Black, brown, and yellow power!"
Yep. Sundra topped off her dreary, colorless cake with a heavy dose of racism and a sprinkling of anti-entertainment. I just CAN. NOT. DEAL. with anyone who actively sucks the fun out of the season, and that's precisely what three of the Aitu 4 did. The Aitu 4 is the worst alliance in Survivor history, and I'm sure these rankings reflect that.
- 409 -
BRIAN HEIDIK
A world where Brian isn't the worst winner in Survivor history is one I dread. Unfortunately, that's the world we live in. Brian managed to be all of these awful things at the same time:
A) Insanely boring
B) A sociopath who completely disregarded the "social" aspect of the game
C) A puppy-shooter
D) A generally horrible human being
Brian isn't as low because he didn't ruin Thailand - that season never had a chance in the first place.
The next two people out were both men from recent seasons who made the merge.
Declive:
Denise 414 and Brandon 409? No way.
JSM:
cagayawn is such a pessimistic human being, love it <3
Cagayawn:
- 408 -
JEFF KENT
There are a lot of horrible Survivors :res:
Jeff committed the following offenses during his run in the Philippines:
A) Was stunt-casted
B) Had a storyline about his foot that was pointless
C) Got tons of screen time despite doing very little to impact the game
D) Was a hateful bigot
E) His final words :res:
Jeff is really the perfect storm of terrible, but (thankfully) his awfulness didn't impact the season much. While I hate his guts + he's one of the worst human beings to appear on the show, the ones he beat were either even more boring, even more awful, or both. He still sucks, though.
- 407 -
JIM RICE
We're now at the stage where the horrible game-bots will start to fall > : )
Especially in recent seasons, there are a lot of (usually male) players who are heralded for their ""gameplay"" and their """"wit"""", although they rarely exhibit any personality in any of their confessionals except for jealousy. Of all of those players, Jim is the worst of the bunch. Why?
Other players like Jim, including Austin and Spencer, were awful but didn't negatively impact the season all that much. Jim, however? His sup-bar gameplay and bullying of Cochran led to the superior Savaii tribe failing against the boring/awful Upolu tribe. Things that Jim directly caused:
- Ozzy dominating RI :res:
- Dawn and Whitney leaving earlier than the should have
- Indirectly causing Christine's early elimination
- Coach making the FTC :res: :res: :res:
- Having to choose between an awful winner, a boring winner, or an okay winner (guess which one we got :res:)
Jim ruined any part of South Pacific that wasn't doomed to fail from the start, and I absolutely HATE him for that. TBH, he should have been lower :tantrum
Next two people out are men from seasons after Cook Islands.
ERamos:
I hated Jim because he he has the I can do all of this/know it all attitude kinda like Spencer but annoying.
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