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Ranking EVERY SURVIVOR EVER (400-399 UP!)

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MrDeerShank:
I'm not surprised Natalie T is so low considering she held the record for most episodes without a confessional until Brenda in Caramoan

Cagayawn:
- 414 -
DENISE MARTIN

In a cast as great as China's, Denise sticks out like a sore thumb. The main reason I hate her is because she lied about her work to gain sympathy, which earned her $50,000  :tantrum Along with that, she was also pretty boring? I don't remember much about Denise at all besides the moment listed above, but that enough is good reason to put her this low. Denise is a revolting human being, and not the kind that makes for good TV.


- 413 -
TOM "BIG TOM" BUCHANAN

ew

Most RTV watchers I know appreciate Tom for being a hilarious crazy mess (which isn't wrong), but I'll never join that bandwagon. Big Tom was awful to Clarence in Africa to the point where I wanted to stop watching, I could barely understand a word he said, etc. Unfortunately for me, he came back in All-Stars and managed to be even worse, with one of the worst jury speeches to ever grace the show. I legitimately gagged when he did that fake handshake thing to Rob. Ugh.

Big Tom is so disgusting that I can effortlessly and shamelessly overlook any entertainment he brought to either of his seasons. I tend not to appreciate condescending people who look down on others (exactly why I hate Yul), which is exactly what Big Tom is.

I've never realized that there were this many bad fourth-placers.


Next two out were both favorites in Caramoan.

stekay:

--- Quote from: Cagayawn on August 29, 2014, 08:23:33 PM --- "Denise is a revolting human being"

--- End quote ---

I think this is a little harsh. I know she did wrong but in the game I found her interesting imo

ERamos:
My guess is Dawn and Corinne

Cagayawn:
These people are really awful tryhards and I just want to get rid of them.

- 412 -
CORINNE KAPLAN

ugh

Corinne is advertised as some "mega-bitch" cutthroat backstabbing no-nonsense woman. That sounds kinda awesome, in my opinion. Unfortunately, Corinne failed to deliver on any of those promises outside of confessionals. Hyping yourself up is one thing, but not being able to back it up at all is horrible.

Since Corinne possessed none of the traits she claimed she did, she came off as awfully fake and forced. I guess she thought she had to be a mega-bitch to be relevant enough, but that's no excuse to be a phony. While not truly awful in principle like others out before her, the way she was implemented left a horrible taste in my mouth.


- 411 -
BRANDON HANTZ

I could understand why someone would love Brandon - in contrast to Corinne, he was probably one of the most real contestants on the show and was a huge train wreck. However, I found Brandon's antics more uncomfortable than entertaining. Throughout South Pacific, he was consistently vile and sexist to the women and was generally icky the whole way through. However, he didn't completely ruin the season, so I didn't hate him too much.

Then, Brandon returned. Oh, did he ever return. Instead of being grossly sexist, Brandon instead decided to suck up any screen time not already devoted to Phillip, resulting in Caramoan's abominable pre-merge. This time, Brandon played a key part in ruining Caramoan (though it was mostly Phillip), which ruined any ounce of appreciation I had for him.

Brandon is the kind of trainwreck that isn't enjoyable to watch - his antics helped detract from any and all character development in his second season (much unlike, say, J'Tia), which made any sliver of entertainment he brought absolutely worthless. I really do hope that the only Hantz to ever appear on RTV again is Willie (<3).


The next two people out were insanely boring and lasted a very long time.

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