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Ranking EVERY SURVIVOR EVER (400-399 UP!)

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Marionete:

--- Quote from: ERamos on August 28, 2014, 05:39:04 AM ---Candice Woodcock-Cody should be 424.   :umn:

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I liked her in CI and loved her in HvV, am I the only one? :funny:
Was so bummed to see her voted out right off the back in BvV :( That was totally because the Codys were replacements and came in at the last second ....

stekay:
I disliked Candice in every season tbh, or she was just irrelevant. Never knew why she was a callback for HvV but she was comical in BvW

Cagayawn:

--- Quote from: Marionete on August 28, 2014, 07:49:54 AM ---
--- Quote from: ERamos on August 28, 2014, 05:39:04 AM ---Candice Woodcock-Cody should be 424.   :umn:

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I liked her in CI and loved her in HvV, am I the only one? :funny:

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No, you are not. ;)

Cagayawn:
- 417 -
YUL KWON

DEAR LORD. My hatred for Yul is so extreme that I'll probably forget a few of the almost endless reasons as to why he's the worst winner Survivor has ever produced.

Don't get me wrong - Survivor has had loads of bad winners. There's also been a lot of boring winners. However, only one combines these traits to form a perfect storm of AWFUL. That leads us to problem #1 with Yul - he's anti-interesting. While there's plenty of uninteresting contestants in Survivor's history, Yul is the only one who actively and purposefully sucks all of the fun out from everything he's a part of. It's almost ridiculous how freaking boring he is. Could you imagine trying to have a conversation with him? He would only want to talk about geometry or how great he is, etc.

That reminds me of problem #2, which is his arrogance. It's pretty obvious Yul thought of himself as the best person there, and exhibited this thought by being a self-righteous know-it-all asshole. Ugh @ his rambling about math/circumference during a challenge. I honestly can't STAND anyone who's like "actually it's  blahblah blahblah blahblah" (hence why I don't like Spencer), and Yul is THE WORST example of this I've ever seen.

Lastly, there's the rigging. Yul's win was completely rigged, and I refuse to acknowledge anyone that states otherwise. He finds the god idol and it JUST SO HAPPENS that it's completely valid throughout THE ENTIRE GAME. THE ENTIRE GAME!!!! There was no way Yul was ever going to get voted out, since wasting a TC on the god idol is not a good strategic plan.

Okay I need to stop now before I start to seize up with rage. There's still so much more but honestly I just can't deal right now.


HINT FOR 416/415:
Show content416. Male who was booted early
415. Female who made the final five

Cagayawn:
- 416 -
BEN BROWNING

You know someone's bad when they get more screen time than Russell while being on the same season as him  :res:

Is there really much to say about Ben? He was so disgustingly bigoted/racist that any amount of drama he brought was worthless. I'd much, much rather have the Kass VS. Trish fight than racism; I prefer to be entertained rather than to cringe. In a nutshell, Ben was an awful contestant and terrible bigot. Hard to elaborate on that.


- 415 -
NATALIE TENERELLI

I bet everyone saw this one coming. Although I don't hate when women follow the alpha males based on principle alone, in practice, it tends to lead to both the follower and the one being followed lacking any entertainment quality whatsoever. Essentially, that's the story of Boston Rob and Natalie in Redemption Island.

Natalie (along with Phillip) were key to ruining RI. While Phillip made the season unbearable, Natalie made the season completely predictable AND ruined one of my all-time favorite Survivors in the process. I've never dared to watch the season again, but from what I can remember, Natalie was so dumb she couldn't even string a set of words together. Stupidity can be very endearing (see Eddie), but Natalie's utter vapidity was beyond frustrating. She knew she would lose to Boston Rob and didn't care - in fact, she seemed to revel in that fact. It led to horrible TV, a pagonging, and me being unable to appreciate Boston Rob ever again. Thanks a lot, Notalie.


The next two people out both placed fourth on their original seasons.

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