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Ranking EVERY SURVIVOR EVER (400-399 UP!)
Cagayawn:
- 406 -
JOEL ANDERSON
Die.
Joel was an early boot yet still managed to leave a horrible aftertaste once he was gone. Joel's entire shtick was to gain control of the favorites tribe then booting the weaker members of the tribe. It's a common-ish strategy, but it's a boring one and Joel was particularly awful about it. Joel was HORRENDOUS to Chet because he wasn't as strong physically, which is/was/always will be very disgusting :/
Joel always seemed like someone who wanted to squash anything that wasn't 100% tough/masculine, and that kind of thing really bothers me on RTV. He wasn't that big of a piece in Survivor lore, but I've always hated him with intense vitriol.
- 405 -
MATT ELROD
Rob's zombies in Redemption Island were pretty much awful, and most will be cut very soon (two are already gone!). Of the remaining zombies, Matt was the worst simply because his idiocy was of the annoying kind. He was betrayed by Rob at the start of the game, tried to go against him once he returned from RI, then had a change of heart because "God told him to". :res: :res: :res: :res: :res:
Once he was booted AGAIN, he spent the rest of his days dominating RI and converting its inhabitants to his own little Survivor cult :tantrum :tantrum. His actions/stupidity led to both Rob winning and Zapatera being wiped out one after another (which is why RI sucks). Matt, along with Phillip & Natalie & Rob himself, turned RI from a bad concept to a horrible season. Thankfully, no season, not even Caramoan, has managed to match RI in awfulness.
The next two people out are men from seasons before All-Stars.
PS: This man-slaughter is not intentional :)
Cagayawn:
- 404 -
ROGER SEXTON
Ick. Roger Sexton is the typical conservative old man - he demonstrated lots of terrible beliefs, most notably sexism. He went on and on about how men are stronger than women and whatnot. That alone should bring him to an even lower spot, but it WAS kind of amusing how much everyone hated him <3
Since no one liked Roger, hating him was a lot more enjoyable than hating someone that most people liked (i.e. Yul). Hating him almost became a fun thing to do... almost. He's still awful, but ALMOST entertaining.
- 403 -
BRANDON QUINTON
Yeah, he's not as enjoyable to hate.
Brandon SEEMS like someone I should like, but I have very good reasons as to why I hate him:
1) He reinforced negative stereotypes of gay people. After getting Richard Hatch, who actually progressed the gay rights movement, we get someone who could potentially have gotten rid of said progress.
2) He was horrible to Lindsey once she was eliminated. I don't like Lindsey all that much, but Brandon was absolutely awful to her once she was voted out.
3) He got rid of Kelly Goldsmith. Kelly left way too early, and it was thanks, in part, to Brandon.
So, yeah. I feel like I shouldn't hate Brandon at first glance, but when I think about him, I slowly fill up with contempt. He's the kind of horrible that isn't easy to recognize at first.
The last two people out before the Top 400 both made the top five.
stekay:
Watching Redemption Island for the first time I'll be surprised if any Ometepe (worst tribe ever) make it out of 350
ERamos:
--- Quote from: SteKay on September 01, 2014, 09:10:17 PM ---Watching Redemption Island for the first time I'll be surprised if any Ometepe (worst tribe ever) make it out of 350
--- End quote ---
Boston Rob will.
Air:
--- Quote from: ERamos on September 01, 2014, 11:55:52 PM ---
--- Quote from: SteKay on September 01, 2014, 09:10:17 PM ---Watching Redemption Island for the first time I'll be surprised if any Ometepe (worst tribe ever) make it out of 350
--- End quote ---
Boston Rob will.
--- End quote ---
Hopefully not
(No offense to BRob pre-RI)
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