Tyson. Coach. JT & Stephen. Sierra. damn.
I give up.
Coach. The good thing is, you won't refer to yourself as the dragon slayer anymore. The bad news is you and your puppet are now the some of the most classless people to ever play Survivor. Seriously? Just because you know you're going to vote out Sierra next (Brendan doesn't even think she's got a shot) does NOT give you the right to kick her in the stomach like that for three days straight. And by the way, the whole Amazon story reeks of embellishment. I hope that tribe comes back, fries your rump and eats in front of you
Tyson. I hope the LDS church disowns you after this becuase your behavior is despicable in every sense of the word. I can't see anybody left in this game except for Coach (and maybe Stephen) who would want to give you a vote. The way you treat people is insane. You have just as big of an ego as Coach and it's not deserved at all. It's so irksome that you're the biggest physical player left in the game, too - it just means you're not going in the forseeable future. crap.
Stephen & JT. Thank you, Stephen, for corrupting JT and making the most ridiculous decision you possibly could've made. Do you really think Coach wants to keep you around until the end? As of right now, you no longer hold ANY power in the game, you just signed it all away to Coach and Puppet. JT, you ae now Forza's puppy. I mean, I feel like you should be receiving a sportsmanship award or something, because everybody just commends your...team spirit. And you, too, just signed away all that power and decimated your chances of winning (despite that odd winner's edit you're kind of getting). Hmm.
Sierra. Do I feel sorry for you. You are in the worst possible position in the game - your days are numbered and you can do nothing but count them by, unless a miracle happens and you win the immunity challenge and stay in the game (for some weird reason though, I have an odd feeling Debbie is going to surprise us all and win. It has to happen soon, you know). Gosh. It's not fair at all right now and the Survivor Gods must be (or at least I hope) getting mad somewhere.
The others. Debbie, you're verging on filler right now, but every day you manage to scrape by shocks me. This isn't like most Survivor seasons - those on top are getting cut out, and the otherwise weaker (strategically) players are moving on by default. Had you been on last season, you either would've been in Susie's position or, say, everybody else's. Either way, you would've been much worse off then than now. Taj, well, I don't know what to think about your position in the game. You were probably the biggest power player in the first few episodes but now, eh. You're not too high up on the radar right now though, so that's really good for you, though I suspect after Sierra goes you'll be next in line. Erinn, you are the luckiest person on Survivor ever, I believe. Had it not been for Jalapao's losing streak pre-merge, you would've been out by now faster than you could say "dragon slayer". And yet - you've got potential to shock America, get to the final 3, pull off some great Jury moves and win (please, let this happen). It'd odd - unless drastic action occurs, Coach and Tyson are likely to get in the final 3 (there is NO way they can even consider doing a final 2 now). Then again, this predicition could be totally wrong and I'm just thinking too negatively. Either way, this is starting to turn into Big Brother: Tocantins and I'm not liking it at all.