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puddin:
I also caught the second epidode..When it reairs I'll take some notes and I will fill you in .. ;)
Bathfizzy:
I wished I got this show. It definitely sounds like a good laugh. I will await the next update. Thanks. 8)
puddin:
Joe Schmo Spike Glossary of terms
Control Room:
Where the brain trust controls Joe Schmo’s world.
Creature Comfort:
Lap of Luxury’s luxury items. Everyone brings an item from home to share with the group.
Immunity Robe:
Lap of Luxury’s immunity idol, only much more chic.
Lap of Luxury:
The not-so-real reality show Joe Schmo (Matt) thinks he’s a part of. Lap of Luxury has all the ridiculous hallmarks of the top shows, and takes itself way too seriously.
Lord of the Manor Immunity Showdown:
Lap of Luxury’s immunity challenge. Contestants vie for immunity from eviction at all costs.
Master Suite:
Lap of Luxury’s ultimate prize – the most coveted bedroom in the mansion.
Sequestering:
What happens to reality contestants while their producers huddle behind the scenes. Matt was sequestered just a bit longer than your average reality contestant.
puddin:
~~OK~~ Episode Two~~(Ill give this a shot?)
Matt (joe) Dreams that his mom comes to Lap of Luxury..this is the first time he's been apart from his family..
Ralph ( the host) Plans a game caled the battle of the sexes..( It's fixed to make the men lose)
Kip (portraying the gay guy) is on the girls team.
The losers have to dress in outfits..
The winners get a day at the spa..
Earl(the ex jar head)comes out in a little bo-peep outfit as a example..
Molly (virgin) loses a Q ..she comes back out in a cop uniform..she has to frisk Ashleigh (rich -bitch) for drugs..she finds some?
Next Q..Who do you think was most likely in a bondage film?? The men guess Pat (therapist)..wrong ..it was Molly!
Matt is shocked!..Molly says..I was in a church video..it was about a girl tied up in a trunk..Matt actually beleives this??
Matt loses a Q and comes out dressed in a kilt..
Brian must spank Matt!! lol
Ashleigh..loses a Q..she comes out as a farmer..she must pick a peach out of Pat's cleavage..
Hutch (the A-hole) is next to lose..French maid outfit..Matt " Hutch is a Dirty-Sick French Maid" (he is grossed out..lol)
Hutch has to massage Earls feet..Matt is grossed out again..Earl has crusty yellow toenails and scaley feet..Hutch pours hot oil over Earls feet and begins the massage..Matt is laughing so hard that he is crying..(Hutch tells us that it was unscripted..)
Next Q..Who do you think had a orgasm while getting a pabst smear?..Matt guesses Pat...wrong!! Now..Brian the (buddy) comes out dressed as a Playboy bunny..eewwwww..lol
Brian has to eat a carrot from between Matts Knees..Brian says..OK but..I don't swallow!!
The girls leave for the spa..the men are cleaning the mansion..Hutch finds Kips photo album..he removes all of Kips pics that he took in the house..He then pulls up his skirt and takes pics. of his (you know??)
and replaces them in Kips album..The girls are back..Kip's toenails are painted red..he yells picture time!! The girls all gather..Kip goes to his room and picks up his album and looks at us (the viewers) and smiles..the men are playing pool..Kip tears in and yells.."Who did this?" Matt swears that it was not him! Kip yells.."I will pull your pants down to see who did this!This is my comfort item!..Hutch confesses that he did it..Matt say's.."Way to go d*ck..Your a ass#ole..you know how sensitive Kip is..you are gone..your made it easy for me." eventually Kip get's therapy from Dr. Pat..he gives Hutch a hug and forgives him..Dr. Pat asks Matt if he needs help..Matt gets breathing exercises from the Dr...(Fake Dr.) Matt confesses to us that he feels lightheaded and free..the therapy session has helped..dinner time..Matt has a crush on Ashleigh..later...Molly and Ash are all over Kip in the Jacuzzi..Kip says"Watch out for my chlorine thermometer" Matt looks out the window and informs the other guys about whats happening outside..they are all in the the jacuzzi now..They play a game called kiss the ugly frog..everyone takes a turn sitting in the middle of the tub..while the others each give a opinion of the person in the center..Matt tells Ash that she has soft eyes..They all tell Matt that he is a good guy!! The end..no eviction tonight..
puddin:
'Survivor' Jerri Manthey guest-starring on Spike TV's 'Joe Schmo"
More The Joe Schmo Show News
By RealityTVWorld Staff, 09/15/2003
Think Spike TV's "The Joe Schmo Show" can't get any more outrageous and over the top? Think again... Jerri Manthey of "Survivor: Australia" fame, one of reality televisions all-time top villainesses, will guest star on the Tuesday, September 16 episode of "The Joe Schmo Show."
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