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puddin:
I'll do some updates on Joe Schmo..(I'm still watching it but..I think that it is a little cruel??)
Episode 3.
.Joe is smitten by Ashleigh (the rich bitch) he has a talk with her and she reveals that she has a crush on Ralph(the host)..immediatley Joe starts campaigning for Ashleigh to be voted out!!!Not known to us yet..Joe and Earl(the ex-marine)have formed a friendship and spend time alone talking about Earls time as a marine..
There is a talent show..one of the judges is Jerri Manthey from survivor(she acts like a real biatch)..The contest involves each houseguest displaying a talent that will be judged by Ralph and Jerri.
Brian plays The lone Ranger on the xylophone Jerri – 3Ralph – 5
next..Dr'Pat's turn..a puppet show.. .The puppet show is about her abusive ex husband..the puppets quarrel..Jerri – 1Ralph – 4
Molly (the virgins turn)..She hula hoops in short shorts..Jerri-0 Ralph-9
Earl shows some marine skills ..assembling a rifle..Jerri-5 Ralph-5
Joe Schmo(Matt)Does a rap dance..(Just awful..I was embarresed for him) Jerri-2 Ralph 7
Ashleigh pours some paint on herself then plops down on a white canvas and rolls around..Jerri-2 ralph-6
Kip does some K-mart bought magic tricks..He's stinks..Jerri 2 Ralph-5
Hutch sings America the beautiful..He is really good..Schmo is really surprised..Jerri-9 Ralph - 7
Hutch wins the immunity robe..Voting time..Earl is voted out..Schmo cries his heart out and thinks about quitting..he can't take the pressure..everyone is in tears..(I was in tears..I felt so bad for Schmo)..End
Episode 4
The cast and producers dicuss Schmo's tears and wonder if they should keep shooting the show??They decide to tell the cast to speed up the plot..
Schmo (in the usual morning interview)says that he didn't think that he would get so emotional about Earl being voted out and that he only agreed to be on Lap of Luxury because he thought that it would be fun..and wanted to win the money..
In the dining room..Hutch is bragging about sleeping with Dr.Pat..Matt and the others don't beleive him..Dr.Pat comes into the room and she sits next to Hutch at the counter and they whisper ..then Hutch puts his arm around her..Schmo tells the camara that he is dissapointed in the Dr. and Says that Hutch smells bad..
Later they hold a competition to win a Pampering Prize..Everyone dresses up in Sumo Wrestler Fat Suits..the point of the contest is to pit 3 contestents together in a large ring..The winner either pushes someone down or or out of the ring..(if someone lands on there back..they will lose instantly)Molly has a panic attack and doesn't play the Suma game..blah blah blah..Schmo wins..but he pushes Dr. pat to hard and she screams..she is really hurt..(I think)and is taken to the hospital..(for real?)Schmo feels just awful..Schmo wins a long trip to a spa in Utah..Dr. Pat returns later that day..Schmo offers the trip to Dr Pat and she accepts (this makes Schmo very happy)..IC challege is next..(meanwhile Ashleigh is trying to convince Schmo that Molly also has a crush on Ralph and that she is trying to steal Ralph away from her..Schmo tells Ash that she is wrong about Molly)..The contest is called Master DEbater..it's a joke debate where a pair of contestants must stand up and debate..one of them stand up and speaks a assigned topic while the other person tries to stop him or her somehow..The person must keep talking untill he or she stops or laughs..anyway Schmo wins (of course)Time for eviction..Ralph tells Matt that there was something extra that went along with his prize to Utah..it is a choice to take 25.000$ to leave the show right now /don't take the money and risk being voted off ..she takes the money and leaves..this makes Schmo grin and smile from ear to ear..he truly looks happy for Dr.Pat and feels good that he gave her his Sumo prize..the end
Episode 4
The usual morning interview with Schmo..time to eat..They are all ragging on Hutch and the way that he openly talked about his sex with Dr Pat..Hutch says..I was going to vote her out anyway..she was just extra baggage!! Schmo looks realy mad ..Ralph enters the room..he asks Molly to come outside with him (he puts his arm around her ) they walk out..Ashleigh starts ranting about how Molly is trying to steal Ralph away from her..Schmo (in a nice way)pretty much tells her that he is sick of her accusations about Molly (Schmo really likes Molly and is not afraid to let us know that he thinks that she is beautiful and has a gorgeous hot hard body)..Molly comes back into the house and tells everyone that Ralph wanted to make sure that she was OK after her panic attack during the Sumo wrestler comp..Ashleigh tells Molly that she thinks that she is putting the moves on Ralph and Molly is putting everyone in the middle of their love triangle!!Ashleigh leaves the room..
They hold the next contest. Ralph appears in a Bee costume..everyone is snickering..he is pissed and humiliated he hates that he has to wear this stupid outfit..back to the contest..it's to see which couple..handcuffed together and covered in honey could roll around in a pool if money and collect the most cash stuck to their bodies and put it in a honey pot..Schmo is paired up with Molly..when the honey is poured on them they have to help cover their partner well with the honey to make sure that it will stick to their bodies..Schmo has no problem rubbing Mollys from top to bottom..(he looks like he really is enjoying it!)Hutch is paired with Brian and it is so funny..they are rubbing the honey all over each other in a sexual was..(LMAO)..The winners win a trip to Tahiti..the losers must stay handcuffed to each other all day..Kip and Ashleigh win the most money and the trip..Schmo and Molly gather the lowest amount of money and are the losers..they stay cuffed together!!
Mean while back at pool Hutch gets into a argument with Kip and threatens to throw Kip into the deep end of the pool..(Kip cannot swim)..Ralph pops in and has a surprise for Molly..Molly's boyfriend  shows up and serenades her with a song and guitar (it's so corny)..he sees that Molly is handcuffed to Schmo and is wearing a bikini...(remember..she is a virgin) He puts a towel around her and tells her to cover up..Schmo is silent..The boyfreind pulls her aside.(along with Schmo)he is scolding her and Schmo is trying not to listen and turns his back to give them privacy..The boyfriend storms out of the house..Molly tries to follow him but..Ralph stops her and tells her that she could be diqualifyed if she leaves the premises..she is crying..Ralph comforts Molly and gives her a hug and kiss on the cheek..Ralph then makes a decision to take off the handcuffs ..he then leads Molly into the bedroom..Ashleigh rants..see,I told you there is something going on between those two..(the camara shows them in the bedroom trying to kill some time to convince Schmo that they are having a affair?)
Dinner time..Hutch is cleaning his toenails on the table..Schmo yells at him and tells him to get his foot off the table "Feet grosse me out"Hutch reluctantly obeys..
Game time..Chocolate Covered Models..a stripper comes out covered in chocolate..the players are told that there are letters hidden under the chocolate and that it must be licked off to reveal the letters..the letters have to be arranged to spell out a word (they use refridgerator magnets on a board to help figure out the word)Hutch and Brian enjoy licking the stripper..breast's and the rest..Schmo Hates Chocolate..he can't even stand the smell he reluctantly licks at the stripper with his nose pinched by his fingers..he wants to quit but the others cheer him on..all of a sudden he is a animal and starts to lick like crazy..his face is covered in the chocolate..he can't do it anymore..he gives up..Molly she tells us(you don't know if that girl has a skin disease or cooties) decides to pass..now Ashleigh does some licking (she tells us that she doesn't want to but..she has to make it look good since she is the most likely to be voted off next and she doesn't want Schmo to ger suspicious)Ashleigh wins..she put the word together the fastest..It's eviction time..Ralph has some news before they vote..Someone has broken the rules ..They have threatened someone a number of times and therefore will be removed from the game..Huch is told that he will have to leave..He refuses and says that he's not going..Ralph hands him his name plate..Hutch smashes it and throws a tantrum then finally leaves..on his way out he yells out bad language..Schmo is frozen..shocked..Ralph tells them that there will be no voteing tonight..there is a sigh of relief..They decide to celabrate by having a PJ party..they all rush to their rooms to change..Schmo is happy..he gets to lay next to Molly in bed (in her skimpy PJ's)and eat popcorn while watching a movie..of course a pillow fight breaks out..Schmo has no problem with half naked girls jumping all over him and bashing him with pillows..(awww it's nice to see Schmo smiling again!)  the end

Theresa:
I have not been watching this show because it seemed to dumb to watch but last night I watched it because my boy friend had SPIKE TV on watching wrestling and He went to bed but left the TV on.  I sat at the comp and watched Joe Shmo since it was on and it was actually pretty funny.  I feel bad for that poor guy but the things those actors do and the challenges are funny.  I can not believe Matt hates chocolate though, who in their right mind hates chocolate?  But the poor guy was sure gagging when he had to lick the chocolate off the lady.  I thought the money money honey thing was funny though.  The host making a big deal out of wearing the bee suit.  Those actors and actresses are pretty good.  

Now on for a side track on Spike TV.  I had never seen SPIKE Tv before i moved here but have ya'll watched some of the shows on that channel?  There is a cartoon called Striperella I saw it because my boyfriends room mate taped Survivor for me then Striperella for him so it came on right after my Survivor on the tape and I started watching it, I was like OMG this cartoon has to be made for men and my boyfriend was like   "Yeah its on Spike TV   the first channel for men".  I didnt even know there was a channel just for men, LOL.  Any way that cartoon is so sexest it is pitiful, has anyone else watched it.  Its funny to watch it just to watch all the stuff she does that only a man would really enjoy, LOL.

Theresa

puddin:
OMG!! That cartoon is so bad..definitley a guy thing.. ;D..Spike TV use to be TNN..I suppose that since the woman get WE TV and Lifetime the men feel that they deserve their own channel..lol ;) Also..Stripperella is AKA~~Pam Anderson ::)
I really do like Matt (Schmo) I hope that he at least gets the grand prize??He deserves something for all of that humiliation!! :(

puddin:
Joe Schmo episode 5~~
(I did this while watching the show.sorry for the typos)
~Morning interview~the cast is with the producers talking about the plan fot the day..Schmo is in his room doing his morning interview..Hutch is there with the cast.. The plan for today Molly is going to confide in Schmo about her and Ralph..(there affair)All are in the dining area..Ralph enters the room ..tells them that today is Double immunity and double eviction..also he has a letter from Lap of Luxury legal dept. It is about Hutch..Hutch is back after previewing the tapes it was decided that he did not violate any rules..(Schmo to camara,,I knew that as soon as I heard the letter being read ,I spent a brief time  in law school, what it meant!)Hutch is hopping up and down singing the Hutch is back..Kip looks really peed off..the letter was planted for Schmo knowing that he went to law school..Schmo is telling them what he knows about the law..Schmo tells Hutch that the tension was released when he left..Dude beleive me..I don't want you out of here if you are not out of here legit..Hutch throws food at Brian and it hits Kip..Kip freaks out ..you threw the food  at my face..Schmo says come on dude..(to Hutch)thats just dumb..you want the money don't you?
~Pamper challenge..Prize..A 42"flat  TV..Each ,But they all have to do it(the food is fake)
Schmo says that the director promised him that he would never have to eat anything nasty because I hava a well documented gag problem..
Brian is served first Road Kill..Armadillo tails(they only have to take a bite and swallow it to win..Brian does it..Molly is given whale blubber..she's gagging but doing it..Schmo can't look..Kip is given Sheep eyeballs..(Schmo is encouraging him to do it)Kips did it.. Hutch gets Northern hairy wombat stomach he does it...Ashleigh gets the worst yet..Monkey testicles..Hutch says youv'e sucked on them before now all you have to do is eat it..Ash says we don't eat balls..it has foreskin on it??Ralph says that is the wrong part of the monkey that you are thinking of..(it looks awful!(what was really funny is that the cast hard a hard time trying not to laugh)
 Schmo is the last one to be served..Dog poop!!(barf! it looks real)Schmo says..there is no way that they would actually serve me real dog feces..the others are telling him that it's not worth it..Molly says ..I see food in it..Schmo says I saw corn? Ralph takes Schmo to see the shows lawyer..Schmo is telling the lawyer that canine feces is not considered a delicatesan food..now Ralph is in trouble for bringing Schmo in to see the lawyer..The lawyer tells Schmo that he could technically  hold him in violation of his contract..Schmo is willing to forfeit the game and the TV...go ahead send me home..I'm just a guy from Pittsburgh..The lawyer tells Schmo that he wants ratings..and that he will let Schmo forget about the food "pamper" challenge if he could get the hot girls Ashleigh and Molly  to take their tops off..no..no.. the lawyer says..even better get them to kiss! Schmo is proud of the way that he handled the lawyer..I finally got to use something that I learned in school..Schmo and Ralph enter the dining room..He comes right out and tells them that they want ratings..It involves the girls..kissing or going topless..Kip says..I have friends that are lesbians..they kiss..the girls are telling each other that they don't want to kiss each other..they don't like each other..Hutch..take one for the team..the girls kiss..they win the TV..~
~Lord of the Lord manor challenge..Double immunity ..2 winners
Strippers again. the strippers are on a raft in the pool..The players must cannonball into the pool to splash the strippers and get them wet enough to reveal the clue through the girls T -shirts..Hutch does pretty good (of course)Schmo takes a very long time..now the others must try to take a much longer time so that Hutch and Schmo win the challenge.Molly jumps in so hard that when she comes out her (blurrs)is revealed..Schmo likes it..Kip jumps in with a floatey around his neck..(remember he can't swim)..he gives up..( really bad acting)Ashleigh..easy enough..Brian can't see his clue..he had to take his glasses off..hutch and Schmo win immunity..A double eviction tonight!!
~Double Trouble..Ralph has put Hutch's plate back together..Ralph asks Ashleigh ..on a scale from 1 to 10 how well does Molly kiss?? Ash responds I don't know Ralph..why don't you tell me!!Kip=2 Molly=3 they are both gone..Kip gives a speech..(stupid)Molly..speech..(boring)blah blah blah..they took it well..so 4 left Schmo/Brian /Hutch/Ashleigh/../Ralph  gives Molly a long kiss..Schmo is shocked..Ashleigh says ..I told you so..(remember Ash has a crush on Ralph)..~~The End~~

Rob:
Wow, you love to type a whole hell of a lot more than I do, that is for sure, but I do enjoy reading them.
Thanks
Rob

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