Topic: TAR Tombstones

[BritishTARFan]

Shevonne & Kelly: Death by puzzle

[G.B.]

Shevonne & Kelly: Death by working for TMZ

[RachelLeVega]

Shevonne & Kelly: Death by working for TMZ

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Their snarky crew is going to have a fair day with those two.

[Platrium]

Alex & Adam: Eliminated by Bad Cab

Ernest & Jin: Eliminated by

Tanner & Josh's EP: Eliminated by W-turn and Hatred

[G.B.]

Ernest & Jin: Eliminated by no-one told us they were that far behind.

[Platrium]

There we go.

[Platrium]

Here lies Jazmine & Danielle
eliminated by not reading the clue

[G.B.]

If we had a single tombstone for "Not reading the clue", how gigantic would it be with all the names?

[Platrium]

If we had a single tombstone for "Not reading the clue", how gigantic would it be with all the names?

[Platrium]

Here lies Cindy & Rick
eliminated by Tram 9

Here lies Tanner & Josh
eliminated by lazy speedbump design

[elthemagnifico]

Here lies Tanner/Josh

Eliminated because Kelsey/Joey had let Diana arrived first at U-Turn

[elthemagnifico]

Here lies Denise/James Earl

Eliminated bcause of stupid linear leg and....

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[Platrium]

Here lies Tiffany & Krista
eliminated by a bad cab

Here lies Logan & Chris
eliminated for letting go of a cab they were supposed to steal

Here lies Justin & Diana
eliminated for letting go of their cab

 

[Platrium]

Here lies Marty & Hagan
Eliminated by Untrustable Cab

Here lies Darius & Cameron
Eliminated by Adrianna

Here lies Jessica & Brittany
Eliminated by Other Teams Working Together

Here lies Erin & Joslyn
Eliminated by the Wind

Here lies Scott & Blair
Eliminated by Slow Cab

Here lies Zach & Rachel
Eliminated by Salt

Here lies Relationship Names and Team Names
Eliminated by Usernames

Here lies Bank Gothic (font)
Eliminated by Microgramma (font)

That's all I can think of for now. Coincidentally, both parent-child teams were eliminated by awful cabs.

[BritishTARFan]

The cab want what killed Scott & Blair it was Scott taker Tyler's bag.

[ghmorello]

Marty and Hagan

Eliminated by walking instead of taking a cab.

Darius and Cameron

Eliminated by the "missing" bag checker.

Brittany and Jessica

Eliminated by a missing train.

Erin and Joslyn

Eliminated by bad wind timing.

Scott and Blair

Eliminated by Scott's generosity to give Tyler his bag back.

Zach and Rachel

Eliminated by an Indonesian salt flat.

[elthemagnifico]

for Jessica and Brittany:

i think because of their struggle on bench detour, and wasn't helped by another teams on flag RB

for Erin/Joselyn:

umm bad running(?)

[elthemagnifico]

for Jessica and Brittany:

i think because of their struggle on bench detour, and wasn't helped by another member teams on flag RB

for Erin/Joselyn:

umm bad running(?)

[Platrium]

Erin just had bad luck with the wind.

[elthemagnifico]

Brodie and Kurt

eliminated by Twinnies U-Turn strategy

[Hooky]

Here lie Anthony & Stephanie
Wait, who?

Here lie Mark & Bill
They just couldn't be smart when it counted the most.

Here lie Ari & Staella
For failing to eat the donkey in time.

Here lie Azaria & Hendekea
Nobody else beat them - they beat themselves.

Here lie Dave & Lori
The force wasn't with them, after all.

Here lie Amanda & Kris
The U-turn came back for revenge.

Here lie Lorena & Jason
Killed by "No-Bunching-Point-itis."

Here lie Nick & Vicki
How they even got that far, we really don't know.

Here lie Mark & Michael
Died by breaking themselves against the rules.

Here lie Ray & Deana
Beaten by the ultimate underdogs.

Here lie Oswald & Danny (All-Stars)
The first (and only) casualties of the Teletubby War.

Here (don't) lie Lyn & Karlyn
They just wouldn't die (like roaches).

Here lie David & Mary
No alliance could save them from their ultimate doom.

Here lie Peter & Sarah
It took a long drive (and a short race) to show them they weren't meant to be together.

Here lie Matt & Daniel
Casualties of risky strategizing.

Here lie John & Scott
Yeah, the Genie power thing? It didn't work.

Here lie Lena & Kristy
...What were the odds again?

Here lie Dennis & Ericka
They were nice people.

Here lie Kami & Karli
They were "clueless."

[Hooky]

Here lie Hayden & Aaron
She hyperventilated.

Here lie Jonathan & Victoria
Counseling didn't come soon enough.

[Platrium]

TAR11 All-Stars Memorial:

Here lies John Vito & Jill
Eliminated by Self-Driving

Here lies Kevin & Drew
Eliminated by Self-Driving

Here lies David & Mary
Eliminated by Self-Driving

Here lies Rob & Amber
Eliminated by the end of Self-Driving + spelling Philippines wrong

Here lies Teri & Ian
Victims of Flight Drama

Here lies Joe & Bill
Victims of Flight Drama

Here lies Uchenna & Joyce
Eliminated by a Risky Flight Decision

Here lies Oswald & Danny
Eliminated by...

Conclusion: TAR should bring back more of these kinds of elimination.

[RachelLeVega]

TAR11 All-Stars Memorial:
Here lies Kevin & Drew
Eliminated by Self-Driving/the speed limit

Here lies Rob & Amber
Eliminated by the end of Self-Driving + spelling Philippines wrong "Mirna's deceased grandmother"

Here lies Oswald & Danny
Eliminated by... Self-Driving

Conclusion: TAR should bring back more of these kinds of elimination.

[Declive]

Burnie & Ashley

Eliminated by unicycles