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Ranking EVERY SURVIVOR EVER (400-399 UP!)

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stekay:
Russell was great in Samoa, got outplayed in HvV and I can't stand him in Redemption Island (which I am currently watching).

Cagayawn:
Now, it's time to cut the worst of the worst for the females, which mostly consists of being both boring and awful simultaneously.

- 419 -
BECKY LEE

The ever-so prestigious title of the worst woman to ever appear on the show has only one candidate I deem deserving: Becky. If you have no idea who Becky is, you're in the majority. She's a forgettable yet horrible follower who hates anything or anyone that is fun or interesting all rolled into one revolting package.

If I was to do a ranking of Cook Island's cast, three of the four members of the Aitu 4 would make up the bottom three of the list. Why? All (except Ozzy lol) of them were completely uninspiring AND self-righteous entitled douchecanoes. You have Sundra, who was plain racist, Yul, who serves as the know-it-all self-righteous dominant male, and Becky, who is just like Yul except more boring and more vile.

I mean, at least Yul was trying to win the game by booting the few good members of the cast. Becky? She ACTUALLY counted the jury votes that Yul would receive. I wish I was joking. She (and Yul, who we'll get to very very soon) was so vile that Jenny voted for someone she had never even met over her. So, all-in-all, Becky is a boring, vile, repugnant waste of space who is correctly forgotten in Survivor's history.


- 418 -
ALICIA CALAWAY

I didn't mind Alicia in Australian Outback. She had a few positives and a few negatives, but overall, I didn't really care much about her either way. At most, I disliked her a bit for being ever-so-slightly entitled, but I let it slide.

However, she returned in AS and was absolutely DREADFUL. Since my rant on Becky was already long enough and since AS Alicia doesn't deserve a proper write-up, here's the three main reasons why AS Alicia was so mind-numbingly awful:

A) She criticized Jenna M. for quitting the game, which was due to the fact that her mother was dying of cancer. Do I have to explain this one?

B) She took her subtle entitlement complex from AO and amplified it by hundreds.

C) She was bitter towards Rob M. I definitely did NOT like Boston Rob in All-Stars, but, had he won right then and there, Redemption Island would never have existed. Bitterness is usually more entertaining and endearing than pandering towards the alpha-strategist, but bitterness can occasionally create horrible seasons down the line. Why couldn't One World's jury be bitter? I would have rather seen Sabrina win than Kim, but that's for another time.

ANYWAYS, Alicia is entitled and seems to be unable to understand others' emotions, so she gets cut in the bottom ten.


HINT FOR 417:
Show contentI hate Yul too much to bother with a hint

selfeviction:
Lol, i didn't like becky either

David:
OMG, are you sure you did not like Boston Rob in AS? He played the smartest game of the first seven seasons imho. He had everyone in his hands and noone dared to try to vote him out. He was the complete puppeteer.

ERamos:
Candice Woodcock-Cody should be 424.   :umn:

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