TAR1: Kevin & Drew: (In a motorcycle thing in Beijing) Dananananana Danananana Fatman!
TAR1: Guidos: (Pitstop in France) Pitstop greeter: You are team number 4! Guidos: Four???
TAR1: Kevin&Drew:(at a train station in India) Who knows how to speak English? Can you tell him what time does the train leave? Indian: What time does the train leave (In English)?
TAR2: Tara: (After reaching Hawaii) I'm in America... What side of the road do I drive on?
TAR2: Namibian Citizen to Dave: Where is the Matterhorn Sand Dune? In the desert!!
TAR3: Ken & Gerard: (At an abseiling detour in Spain) Just pretend there is a box of glaced donuts at the bottom!
TAR6: Lena & Kristy: (Recap episode when driving to the pitstop in Sweden) I've got to touch up. Why? Because Phil is a Choo-Choo Charlie and a class act!
TAR 10: Lyn & Karlyn
: We just won't die, like roaches!
TAR 10 or 11: Dustin & Kandace: We're going to see Chopin? perform! Really? Well he's dead.
TAR10 or 11: Mary & Dave??: Dave: Which way should I go? Right because it has more words!!
TAR11: Eric & Danielle: Eric: I treat her like a man except she has boobs.
TAR11: Dustin and Kandace (At an airport to an airport personnel): Don't tell anyone that you saw two blondes here. Airport person: What colour is blonde?
TAR17: Nick & Vicki: What does fast forward taken mean?
TAR18: Gary&Mallory
: Mallory in China: Don't ruin the basketball game!