1-Didn't watch
2- Chris & Alex (arrogant frat boys), Tara & Wil (Wil-arrogant, Tara-at least wait until you're not on national TV to hook up with a guy you just met, and giving up when you're so close to winning-not cool), Gary & Dave (ugly Americans)
3- Flo (enough with the constant whining, and like I said about Tara, save the flirting for a time when you're not racing to win a million dollars), Ian (another ugly American), Aaron & Arianne (enough about the stupid twin hunt already), Heather & Eve (learn to drive stick if you know you're going to be on the show, and FYI, when a clue says "walk to the pit stop", that does not mean "take a cab and then walk to the mat")
4- Pretty much everyone except the clowns
5- Brandon & Nicole (I'm sure God has more important things to worry about than handing you a million dollars), Mirna (I know this is a race, but telling the ticket agent that other teams are crazy and/or criminals is going a little too far, and your Spanglish is terrible), Lance & Marshall (if you wanted to quit, then why the hell did you sign up in the first place)
6- Jonathan (get yourself to anger management classes ASAP, and your wife is not a dog, so quit yelling at her every 5 minutes), Lori (like I said to Jonathan, learn how to shut up once in a while, and don't try to cheat your way on a plane by pretending that your husband is handicapped), Adam (grow a pair already)
7- Lynn & Alex, Patrick (Disclaimer: I have nothing against gay people, but your obsession with getting rid of Romber got seriously old after the first 5 minutes of episode 1, and FYI Lynn, no matter how much you want to be funny, there are certain subjects you just don't touch, and joking about how someone's fiancee has an eating disorder is one of those), Ron & Kelly (Ron-I think we understood you were a POW the first five times you mentioned it, Kelly-For someone who claims to be a loving person, calling your boyfriend a hick and yelling at him when he couldn't do a task isn't exactly kind)
8-Weavers and Godlewskis (Enough with the waterworks and hysterical screaming-this is TAR, not All My Children), Paolo family (if I had spoken to one of my parents the way the Paolo boys spoke to theirs, I'd be unable to sit for a week)
9-BJ & Tyler (Ok...those jokes and catchphrases are not funny), Eric & Jeremy (if you want to hook up with girls, go to Cancun instead), Monica (another one that annoyed me with all the drama and tears)
10-Lyn & Karlyn (making rude comments about how it's unfair that Sarah got to board first because of her prosthetic leg is uncalled for), Peter (for being handicapped, Sarah definitely outraced you)
11-didn't watch
12-Ari & Staella (satisfying to see an ass get the best of two more jackasses), Jen (of Nate & Jen fame), enough with all the complaining and drama
13-Dandrew, Kelly & Christy, Terence
14-Jaime & Cara
15-Lance, Mika & Canaan, Sam & Dan, Ericka
16- Carol & Brandy, Mike & Louie
17-Nick, Chad, Katie & Rachel
18- No one