Topic: Episode 2: East Coast live show updates and commentary

[puddin]

 Jordan-- San H-O-S-E 

[mswood]

Jody LOVE!! Singing to the llamas!!

Enjoy it while you can.

[mswood]

Phil: Joe/Heidi, you're Team #2. Carol/Brandy, you're Team #3.
They all hug.

One by one, teams gather ingredients for the kuchen.

Louie/Michael are driving lost.
Dan/Jordan arrive at the kuchen challenge, finally.
Lots of jokes about milking the cow.  None funny, though.

Phil: Brent/Caite, you're Team #4.
Caite conf: I AM AN INTELLIGENT PERSON!  I wish they'd all stop making fun of me!

Jody/Shannon arrive last at the kuchen challenge, as Dan/Jordan leave.
But the cops are still lost, now asking for directions.
Guess who else is lost?  JORDEFF!  They run into the cops, asking for directions.
Cop: "We went right ____ing by it!"

COMMERCIAL.

[Dånooky]

If only Jejo were lost a little bit longer

[mswood]

That would be awesome!!

[Dånooky]

Jody for the title!

[mswood]

Louie/Michael get back in the car and drive hurriedly.
Monique/Shawne didn't get lost, though.

Phil: Monique/Shawne, you're Team #5.
Phil: Jordan/Jeff, you're Team #6.

Louie/Michael find their way to the kuchen challenge, FINALLY.  
Down goes a cop!  Flat on his backside!  Slipped on some spilled egg or summat.
Granny is milking the nice little cow until it kicks the crap out of her, right in the kisser!  
Milk, everywhere.  

[mswood]

Phil: Steve/Allie, you're Team #7.

Granny speaks awfully nicely to the cow that just tried to kick out her molar.
The cop milks faster, though. 
The race is on.

Phil: Dan/Jordan, you're Team #8.

[Dånooky]

please let it be a NEL

[mswood]

Louie/Michael finish kuchen ingredients and drive off in a hurry.
Granny finishes shortly thereafter.
They take their pieces of kuchen and drive off.

Jody drives.
Taller cop drives.
Granny gives directions.
Both teams get out and hoof it.

[mswood]

Ok, I really do hate Michael & Louie

[mswood]

Phil: Louie/Michael, you're the 9th team to arrive.

Phil: Jody/Shannon, you're the last team to arrive.  Sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the Race.
Conf: I'm so proud of my grandmother.
Granny: I can do physical things, and I'mma keep on doing them!
Conf: Where's the next great adventure?
Granny: I'll go anywhere with you.
They hug.


Stupid mean Cow!  Lets all eat Beef tonight!.

[puddin]

oh gnomes next week

[Dånooky]

argh...stupid stream...went offline just before the previews...

[mswood]

And how many seconds of footage did Steve & Allie get.  I was mean seriously I forgot they were a team.

[mswood]

argh...stupid stream...went offline just before the previews...

I lost it halfway....

[mswood]

NEXT TIME ON .. THE AMAZING RACE:

Phil: Carol/Brandy interrogate the Cowboys about their success (on the last leg)
Cowboy: I wasn't getting warm fuzzies (or summat).

Phil:  ... and later, the dating couple goes at each other's throats.
One, driving in the countryside: I can't drive with you yelling at me (or summat)
Other, later, in a field: Well that was  nice temper tantrum! 

[Hooky]

If only Jejo were lost a little bit longer

Agreed. Personally I'm hoping their placings end up as a precise copy of Debbie & Bianca.

[Dånooky]

And how many seconds of footage did Steve & Allie get.  I was mean seriously I forgot they were a team.

It's the first-half-of-the-season curse, they had to make space for the more "interesting" teams, getting-lost drama and animal fun

[Hooky]

And how many seconds of footage did Steve & Allie get.  I was mean seriously I forgot they were a team.

It's the first-half-of-the-season curse, they had to make space for the more "interesting" teams, getting-lost drama and animal fun

Yeah, but when that happens to a team that falls out early it's just horrid. I think we'll see more of Steve & Allie soon enough.

And two of my three starting favorites are out. It can't possibly get any worse, could it? Maybe I'll have to start watching without calling any teams my favorites at all. Fortunately there is a lot of hope in the future for my remaining favorite.

[Sailing]

Ok, I really do hate Michael & Louie

Why? I love them they crack me up.

[Sailing]

Jordan-- San H-O-S-E 

What was the joke I missed it?

[mswood]

And how many seconds of footage did Steve & Allie get.  I was mean seriously I forgot they were a team.

It's the first-half-of-the-season curse, they had to make space for the more "interesting" teams, getting-lost drama and animal fun

Yeah, but when that happens to a team that falls out early it's just horrid. I think we'll see more of Steve & Allie soon enough.

Yeah on the episode they get eliminated on.

[mswood]

Ok, I really do hate Michael & Louie

Why? I love them they crack me up.

Oh, I don't hate them (well their handlebars creep me the hell out), but I would have loved to see the old lady beat them.

[Sailing]

And how many seconds of footage did Steve & Allie get.  I was mean seriously I forgot they were a team.

It's the first-half-of-the-season curse, they had to make space for the more "interesting" teams, getting-lost drama and animal fun

Yeah, but when that happens to a team that falls out early it's just horrid. I think we'll see more of Steve & Allie soon enough.

And two of my three starting favorites are out. It can't possibly get any worse, could it? Maybe I'll have to start watching without calling any teams my favorites at all. Fortunately there is a lot of hope in the future for my remaining favorite.

The cowboys did great tonight. They are a stonger team than I thought they would be.