PREVIOUSLY ON .. THE AMAZING RACE:
Phil: Twelve teams set out on a Race around the world, but one team didn't get past the starting line. Shocking moments (lost passport), Greatest fears (can't go down the waterslide), Insurmountable obstacles (can't make the ding go off) ... eliminated teams one by one (order of Philiminations, #12 - #4). Married couple Brian/Ericka had bumps on the road to the F3 (clips of b i t c h f a c e), never winning a single leg, but their love for each other helped them stay in the game. Brothers Sam/Dan butted heads along the way (SHADDAP! GOSHDANGIT DAN!) but their bold, game-changing moves (stealing taxi, screwing over Big Easy) earned them a spot in the Final Three. Dating couple Meghan/Cheyne emerged as the team to beat, but life at the top wasn't perfect (disagreements in taxis, Meghan crying at the haybale) as they stormed their way into the Final Three.
One of these three teams will win the $1,000,000 tonight, and The Amazing Race.
Credits roll.