A long update from Dick Donato
Daniele and I will be on Reality Remix next Wed. I am not sure if they air the same day they tape, but we are taping on Wed. and I would think there is a good chance they will air the same day. We will be talking **** about all the other houseguests.... not really. We will be talking **** about the next group of houseguest in BB9..... no, they haven't even picked them yet. We will be talking about the upcoming season 9. And I am sure a bit about BB8. So, there might be a bit of **** talking.... We can only hope, huh?
I have so much **** here, it is retarded. When you are in the house you figure you will take this here and that there to have some mementos of your time in the house. But the truth is, I will never need any type of memento to remember my time in the house. It is an enormous part of my life, that I have relived countless times in interviews since the show. So, all that stuff will just end up as more **** I have, where I think it would mean a lot to some of the fans or mine, or if they hate the fact that I even breath, well then fans of the show. It was a hell of a season after all.....
So, now is your chance....
If you ever saw me blow my nose into that red bandana and said, "God damn, I hope that EvelDick puts that snot filled rag on ebay, because I would really like to own that some day." Well, my friend.... Your ship has come in, it is your lucky day!!!
And I will be getting this stuff up there pretty quick, because I have had fans mention that they would like to have the items before X-mas. So, you will be able to give Granny one of the packs of cigarettes that Jen smashed up of mine, and have it to wrap up with a nice bow and put under the tree.
So, here's an incomplete list of items I will be putting up on ebay very soon.
There are a couple of weird things that normally I would have tossed out, but Daniele told me that..... you, the nutcases that are my fans, might like to have it to treasure for the rest of your long and happy lives.
And I will be signing whatever items will allow me to sign them. Otherwise an index card or something similar (a cocktail napkin that was under my last margarita perhaps) will be with it, saying what item it went with and a signature.
The two champagne glasses they gave Daniele and I to toast with dinner after making the final two together. I know there are plenty of clips and stills with us clinking these two glasses in a toast towards the end of the show.
At the wrap party I was presented with the metal part of the shower (it is normally used to water hanging plants) that the camera guys and interns hosed me with for 7.5 hours in that miserable ****ing competition with the bunny hopping thing. The one where everyone thought I was gonna die of hypothermia, yeah... that one. Anyhow, they took that, and the sign with my name "Dick" and attached it to the metal shower thing and got their entire crew together to present it to me at the wrap party. It was very cool of them and I did and do appreciate it. But it's gotta go.
The plate that Daniele and I painted (while Jameka painted her own) when we were in the final 4. I made up something to represent each person in the house. Like Zach is a giant set of teeth. Jameka is the magic ping pong ball. Jen is represented by 3 short words... Me, Me, ME!! You are getting the idea now.
My boots, all ****ed up with a hole in the bottom and stitching coming out. I figure if I toss them in too, it will finally force me to go buy new ones.
My Big Brother duffle bag. The last thing I need is a sign saying, "Yes, it really is me."
The last Suicidal Tendencies shirt I have left from the show. I gave one to Nick the week he got the boot and CBS asked me for one to frame with my key for the executive offices. So, this one is it... (I got new ones, but this is the only one I have that I wore on the show.)
The Cathouse shirt, the black one with pink writing on it.
The Cathouse 20th anniversary shirt. The gray one. If I can find the thermal shirt I wore under that one and tore the sleeves off of during the bat hang competition (when the plane with the notorious banner flew over) I will include that with this shirt. But I have to find it first. (Just found it)
Yes, a crushed and mangled pack of Marlboro's, courtesy of the record holder for R.P.
Yep, you guessed it.... Jen.
The "I'm Mean Because You're Stupid" shirt
The "Every Great Idea I have gets me in trouble" shirt
THe "I tried to be good, but I got bored" shirt
The "Meat" shirt (it's a red shirt that just has the word Meat on it)
The "Evil Doer" shirt
The "Define Girlfriend" shirt. Dustin kinda ruined it for me anyhow. So, yeah he wore it on the show as well as me wearing it. But, I am pretty sure I got all the gonorrhea out of it in the wash, but no promises.
The "Tall, dark and handsome" shirt. It has a pic of a glass of Guiness on it.
The wifebeater with the skull and cross bones on it. I wore that in the water comp. beating Daniele allowing me to go up against Zach for the 3rd leg of the final HOH comp.
The white tank top they took away from me a few weeks into the show. It has a cartoonish pic of a guy bending over and his ass hanging out with a big red lipstick print on his ass.
The baseball hat with the big fat cock on it..... some may prefer to call it a rooster, I am sticking to my guns with cock on this one.
The 2 colored tea cups we used to fill up the giant fish bowls while trying not to fall on your ass with the slippery lanes they made for us. These are green, the ones I used in the comp were purple. So, I don't know who used them, but I ended up with them.
The (big) sunglasses I wore for the beginning of the show, till they broke. So, yes they are broken, but hey.... they can be yours.
Those shorts I wore with all the ****ed up holes in the leg. You want them, they're all yours.
The red bandanna I wore in my back pocket from the time we got them in the guitar smashing food competition, till I walked out of the house.
A couple of the necklaces that I wore in that same competition. They are cheap metal alloy things. One is a skull and crossbones, the other is a pentagram.
The studded fingerless gloves I wore in that same competition.
In that competition, we smashed open the guitars to find a little sign inside of it, it was either a $ or one that said "slop" ... I have one that says slop.
The chef's hat I wore during the Mission Impastabowl comp. It still has sauce stains on it from me sliding down the slide head first into all that pasta and sauce.
Jessica's beret (you know, that French style hat) that she wore in the art gallery competition. When she got the boot, she left it in the house, so I took it.
I have 3 of the rats from the Cat Scratch Veto competition. I took the ones with the tags that had the most meaning to me. One is.... about Dustin and the crown, but it is in rhyme and I am too lazy to go see. The other was about the ****ing 9 gallons in the tea cup (The tea cup you sat in and spun around in the back yard...) That was a tie breaker question that was a total trick question and because Jen had the worst guess, she won HOH that week, grrrr. And a random one CBS sent me.
A large rubber snake that I took off the decoration of the shot for shot competition. The comp where we had to drink 10 glasses of blended horses ass and you got one shot with the mallet in the croquet part of the comp. You remember, the VETO Comp that I won after making each and every houseguest in that place regret they ever auditioned for the show..... Hell week.
The really plush brown robes we were each (the guys) given after that awful bubble luxury competition that gave me a ****ing eye infection. Anyhow, I was the only one that wore them. Eric and Zach gave me theirs, so I have 3. The med. was Eric's, the Large is mine, and the XL was Zach's.
An ugly ass pair of brand new (besides about 3 uses from my stinky feet) New Balance running shoes in my size 9. They gave them to us, I didn't like them but wore them for some **** they had us do.... Including that bat hang comp, I wore them in.
One of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes. They had us put those on when they thought there might be another plane or banner coming....
2 baseball hats with the Big Brother 8 logo embroidered on the front.
2 fleece pullovers with the BB8 logo embroidered on the chest.
(The last 2 items were given to us by CBS and they are brand new and very nice, just not my style. And besides, like I said earlier.... Do you really think I need to wear a sign on my body saying I was part of the show? exactly my point)
I took my key when I left the house. But.... they keep the winners key from every season and frame it. Like they did with my key and the Suicidal Tendencies shirt this year. So, they asked for it back. So, I asked them for the key that Eric voted for me to win the show/game with, since that was the one that America cast their vote for me, not Eric. But, they gave me Jessica's voting key. So, I might put that up too. I will decide on that later.
And there is another thing I might put up, but I want to make sure nobody will be upset if I do..... or if it will appear extremely rude. So, I will talk to a couple people before even saying it.
Ok, I will post the link when it all goes up, so you can all have at it. And I don't want to see you people all mad and fighting over the smashed cigarette box now. What is funny, and this is the truth.... I just cleaned the last of the **** out of the BB8 duffle bag and found them in there. I forgot I kept one because it had some salvagable cigarettes in it. So, if I didn't get the others replaced, those I would have killed Jen over.
There will also be some signed 8x10's of me and Daniele on there as well. There will be a number of these. But I want to be very clear.... There will be only a certain number of each photo signed (we are thinking 5) and we will never sign that particular photo again. So, if you like one photo, get it.... because that will be it for that one. We will both be signing these and will try to put up enough of them so the price isn't retarded.
Ok, boys and girls... that is all the news that is fit for print, right now anyhow. Have a great weekend. And I do promise to make it into chat this weekend. So, keep an eye on your bulletins here.
Hugs and Kisses,
EvelDick
