Topic: Funny show tonight (spoilers)

[mattus]

My favorite moment---Amber in the DR praying,"Dear God,God bless you"

[puddin]

Worst part -- Dick wanting to get a peek at Jessica's boobies ewwwwwwww

Best part -- Amber saying that she isn't as small as she looks and BB zooming in on her love handles 

[irelen]

I was DYING when A and J were talking about A being a model when she gets out...she'd never make it...the way that photographers talk to models, she'd have GALLONS of concealer on her eyes b/c they'd be puffy from crying...almost as puffy as her gut

[RudyRules]

Amen to all of the above!  I giggled when Amber prayed God Bless you to God!    ha ha  Good one.  I"ve never thought about saying that when praying! 

And Amber a model?  Ya goota be kidding, nooooo way.  I wonder sometimes if she's just yaking about whatever pops into her head, even if it doesn't make sense or really what she wants or plans to do.  She thinks she has to be talking all the time.  I think it's for the cameras.  Doesn't she realize that just b/c the cams are on her, doesn't mean she HAS to talk?!

Stuff a sock in it, Amber!
   

[TexasLady]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! She could be a plus size model!   And if she were on ANTM, She wouldn't even need hair extensions for the nude shot.. She already has Lady Godiva hair.

[aprilsvagina]

she is so delusional,between wanting to be a model and her visions,she makes me sick.i was so aggravated when after the hoh competion she went up to jameka and said "I didnt get to tell you but right before the competion I thought that jessica should win hoh and i will win it next week" even jameka looked annoyed.i hope she goes this week,she could be the biggest idiot to ever walk on bb.

[Seanaci]

she is so delusional,between wanting to be a model and her visions,she makes me sick.i was so aggravated when after the hoh competion she went up to jameka and said "I didnt get to tell you but right before the competion I thought that jessica should win hoh and i will win it next week" even jameka looked annoyed.i hope she goes this week,she could be the biggest idiot to ever walk on bb.

Lol. Ditto to that. She is delusional. Must be cause she won something on Power of Ten (well, we can only assume ).

[puddin]

She was praying to God to let her win BB because she needed the money to move out of Vega's and move to the Mid-West .. making me think she did not win any money on 10.

[RudyRules]

She was praying to God to let her win BB because she needed the money to move out of Vega's and move to the Mid-West .. making me think she did not win any money on 10.

Yeah, I got that idea too, puddin.  Plus, Dani is a whole lot smarter/sharper than Amber and seems a LOT more likely that she won some cash. 

Speaking of 10...TV Guide Mag has it scheduled for Wed this week, not Tues.  Julie said we could see them on the show Tues!   

[puddin]

Its on Tuesdays & Wends now Rudy

and yeah Amber really honestly is the dumbest person ever on BB lol

[RudyRules]

Thanks puddin!   

Yup, Amber will most definitely go down in BB history as dumb, dumber, dumbest of any BB hgs.  Sad but true.  Also, I'm sure she has set a record for shedding the most tears!  I don't recall any other hg who cried like a river!!     
 
 

[kc]

im really wondering where they found a lot of the the people this year for bb.  either the people deciding who gets on the show are really slipping or the choices were awful this year.

[RudyRules]

kc, I've wondered the same thing!!  Just seems the caliber of peeps went waaay down for bb8.  Jessica & Eric are my favs, yet even they aren't up to the overall standard we've seen in past BBs! 

[puddin]

I'm still waiting for the twist where BB brings in the real cast and tells us all that they are sorry they made a mistake and mixed up Gilligans Island cast with BB

[kc]

there really wasnt very many "twists" this year,  and im still expecting to see the unexpected,  i think the producers need to start reading these fourms and taking some of our ideas

[RudyRules]

I'm still waiting for the twist where BB brings in the real cast and tells us all that they are sorry they made a mistake and mixed up Gilligans Island cast with BB

  Ditto x 1 million!

And kc, I've wondered if the producers of BB or any reality show ever bother to read the forums, ESPECIALLY RFF!!  It would sure give them a great idea exactly where their audience is coming from...to know our expectations for their shows.
Seems our opinions would/should be very valuable to them!

[DreamWalker25]

I also thought that last night's segment on Amber and her modeling hopes was hysterical. The video freeze frames had me LMAO.

My 2 favorite lines:
"God I love you, God bless you God" - I think even God was exasperated with her with that comment, also I was always taught that praying to God was a private thing unless you're doing group prayer. Why is it that Jam and Wamber find the need to pray out loud? It seems like a self-serving way of praying since you know that the cameras are filming. It feels like there saying "Hey, look how pious I am!!! And Amber praying in the DR, for real? Come on...

My second favorite line - Amber to Jam - "You know cause I have a real cute body," and then they show her in her bathing suit grabbing at her fat...lol. I'm no model myself but even in my best days I can't see myself saying that to someone else. Especially when honestly, could her body be any weirder shaped? I want Tyra Banks to write Amber a letter and give it to Julie Chen to read on the show. Something starting with, " Girl are you CRAZY??? You can't be on my show. I know what this years theme on BB is but honey it's time to get out of Wonderland!".
 

[puddin]

 

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