I can't believe I'm watching Rock of Love but I am and am looking forward to each new episode. I read on another board that Rodeo supposedly showed up at a concert Brett gave this past Tuesday and sat in the VIP section. But you can't believe everything you read 'cause if this is true, then Rodeo probably won the competition (if you can honestly call it that) and now he's trying to get to know her, at least as seriously as he's capable of doing this.
Brandi C. (using a different name) has either cut her hair after the show or had extensions put in for Rock of Love because she recently co-starred in a porno with short hair that actually looked better than the long stringy Barbie Doll hair seen on ROL. Now, why am I not surprised she's in a porno? That girl's been around not only the block but around the entire city of LA a time or two (or three or four or fifteen). Why do I think this? Look at the way she draped herself across Brett's lap - it spoke volumes about her experience with men. Sweet, innocent young things don't know how to drape themselves across a man's body. Take it from this amateur photographer, I've had to give far too many young women excessive directions on how to move every little body part while in front of the camera - and usually it's because they're unfamiliar with their own bodies and how to move them, not to mention they're inexperience demonstrates itself by their reaction of fear of the male models they're occasionally asked to pose with. Once I had a lingerie shoot with an 18 year-old woman who I swear must have been a virgin. She was afraid to touch the guy's shoulder! It's an absolute nightmare getting young women to model with males - even with straight men! You can see the terror in their eyes when I ask them to move closer to the guy or to touch his arm or rest their leg against his leg, never mind lean in and kiss the guy! Brandi knew exactly how to drape herself across Brett, how to rub up against him - this isn't her first trip to the fair! And that "tit mouse" voice of hers is as fake as her boobs according to another website I found. The woman posting on that site claims Brandi told her she immediately sized Brett up and tried acting like a little girl to see if this initial tactic would workwith Brett. Apparently, she's been trying every angle she can think of around town (LA) to make some real money in "show" business, either by "acting" or by hooking up with a celebrity - she even hopes Brett will marry her. You notice how Brett sent home the classier women, the shy ones, the ugly girls, and the women who, you could just tell, had very limited sexual experience? Although Big John sent some ugly ones home right off the bat, there were a few left for Brett to cut the first night. That first cut was pretty easy 'cause Brett's no dummy. At first blush, Rodeo does appear to be the most interesting woman. She claims to have been places, done interesting things, owns her own business, and has a few experiences worth talking about and boy does that girl talk. Didn't Brett comment that "that much communication" was hard for him? So, keep Rodeo around and she'll do enough talking for the both of them. Plus, her muscles are awesome to look at, and Brett not only spent time looking, he also told Rodeo he'd like to do a complete work out with her. I think she said she's a personal trainer. She also claims to have had both feet broken. She's traveled and also spent time paralyzed, in a wheel chair. She has a child just like Brett too. Also, since Brett has been a Type I diabetic for may years, he has to realize the disease has taken its toll and he needs to be a good boy now, take better care of himself, and not be so reckless. If he hopes to maintain his health, he needs to cut down on the excessive drinking, get more rest, maintain a healthy routine. I think he's looking for an attractive woman with a good head on her shoulders who can take care of herself AND him.
Believe me, living with an insulin-dependent diabetic isn't exactly a picnic. I should know. My first husband of 20 years was one. Diabetics have to eat at regularly scheduled intervals, take their insulin at specific times during the day, plus they have to watch what they eat, how much they eat and drink, plus they have to eat each meal within a specific time frame. Dinnertime can't be too flexible. And it can't be skipped either. You can't just eat a huge lunch and then not eat again the rest of the day, because insulin injections need to be taken at regular times during the day. The food and the insulin go hand in hand. Since Brett's been a diabetic for most of his life, and he can't stop the hands of time, I bet his doctor (usually an endocrinologist) has told him the years of being a Type I Diabetic (formerly known as juvenile diabetes) has adversely affected his eyes and extremities, his circulatory system and his brain, and that he'd better settle down if he wants to extend his life and continue to live as healthy as possible. Right off the bat, type I diabetics automatically can expect to live 20 less years than the average healthy man the same age. Even if Brett does everything by the book, statistics demonstrate he won't live as long as the rest of his non-diabetic friends.
As for Rodeo, one unpleasant thing about sleeping with a diabetic man is that he'll most likely give her many more yeast infections each month than she would have receive had she been sleeping with a non-diabetic man. In brief terms, it's because insulin resistance causes yeast infections. Still don't get it? The longer explanation is: diabetics are insulin resistant, and take insulin shots to lower abnormally high blood sugar levels. Yeast loves sugar and since diabetics have an excess of sugar, which spills out in their urine, and since the urine comes out of the tip of the penis, yeast is attracted to the excess sugar, which then builds up on the skin surrounding the penis, which then gets inside their partner's vagina during intercourse. Although cleanliness can cut down on some of the excess yeast on the skin, it can't remove all of it, which is constantly multiplying. Yeast, after all, is naturally occurring bacteria found everywhere; it's in the very air we breathe. The first bread made that wasn't flat, but rather rose up the sides of what was probably the first bread pan did so because yeast found it's way into the mixture. The ancient Hebrews and Egyptians didn't drive up to the supermarket to buy little yellow and blue packets of Fleischmann’s yeast to add to their favorite bread recipe!
Anyway, Brett may appear to be as healthy as a horse, but maybe some of his routine test results haven't been so hot (and diabetics have more tests done each year than non-diabetics). That's something else the winner of this "competition" will have to look forward to - lots of trips to the doctor. It could be that Brett's "numbers" aren't as low as the doctor would like, maybe his diabetes is not under good control. Or perhaps he's already had some laser surgery on his eye(s) to correct detached retinas, or he's losing some of his sight because the laser couldn't fix the detachment, or perhaps he's already experiencing permanent numbing of a few fingers or toes. It's sad, but it's the nature of the diabetic beast. Brett might have been diagnosed so young that at first, he was prescribed injections of animal insulin back before human insulin was available, which is problematic. There have been documented long term problems/side effects from long term use of animal (pork) insulin.
If Brett picks someone who's hot, but who's also capable, and maternal (remember how Rodeo slammed Lacey to the floor and then frog-marched her down the hall and told her to stop getting in Dallas' face - now that's the act of a true mom ruling over her brood) then it's probably because he realizes he's done more than his share of partying over the years, and now it's time to marry someone who will be a helpmate and care for him and his health in the years to come.
