Author Topic: EP3 playbyplay (Read 5651 times)

puddin · « **on:** October 11, 2005, 08:06:43 PM »

Thanks to Sucks SurvivorLDog93 !!

Previously on THE AMAZING RACE

Nine families left Lancaster for DC, but along the way the Gaghans struggled, Paolos argued and Rogers drove in the wrong direction. Then Brock got blamed for his father's mistake. At the Detour, a Civil War battle. Wally Bransen faltered; the father and sons in law of Aiellos were in awe of the battle. In the end, it was the widowed mom and kids, Weavers, who took the lead. The Rogers never caught up and were eliminated.

Eight families remain. Who will be eliminated next?

Credits roll.

puddin · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:10:18 PM »

Phil: This is Welbourne Meadow, an 18th century estate in Virginia. The second pitstop in the Race.

Can the Bransens overcome Wally's lack of physical endurance?

Can Linda Weaver maintain her newfound leadership?

Weaver, 2:26 am, CLUE: Fly to Charleston, SC
Phil: Fly five hundred miles, choose a car, drive to the Battery. In the Gazebo, the next clue.

Linz, 2:27 am.
Megan conf: I get frustrated when the guys don't listen to me!
A chauffer driven limo shuttles them to Dulles.

Godlewski, 2:29 am.
Schroeder, 2:35 am.
Aiello, 2:37 am.
Bransen, 2:38 am.

Gaghan kids, clowning at the start, 2:43 am.
Conf, Mom: I raised our kids like little adults, not children who are going to hold us back.

Bransen kids take the cell phone from the chauffeur; the Gaghans do likewise. The Linz also.

Paolo, 3:05 am.

puddin · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:14:44 PM »

Weaver tells driver: You missed the exit! Go reverse! Nobody will see!

Linz cracking up seeing Weaver's driver pass the exit.

Airport ... Flight is 8:15, arrives 10:04 am
Weaver, American
Linz, early flight
Schroeder, early flight
Oops, they run out of seats right before the Godlewskis.

Next flight, Godlewski, Weaver ...
Mom Weaver doesn't understand flying and is asking the ticket agent.
Another team doesn't trust what they're doing.
Mom Weaver gets tickets on the first flight.
Aiellos get the later flight and are pissed that Weavers got the early flight.

United, arrives 10:38, still available to teams.
Mom Weaver: 30 minutes later is no big deal.

Oooh! The Airport Gossip ain't just for Colin and Charla anymore!
Bitch!

puddin · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:19:32 PM »

Independence air lands on time.

Off they go to the Battery: Linz, Weaver, Schroeder, Aiello.

Schroder calls Weaver "Team Fruit Loop."

Teams drive up to the Gazebo.

Schroeder, CLUE: DETOUR.
Forrest Gump, or Muddy Waters?
Phil: Gump, drive 7 miles to a seafood company. Hop on a shrimp boat, de-head 200 pounds of shrimp.
Waters, drive to Bridgeville, drive through a 400 foot mudbog. Drive one complete course before driving to the next clue in a monster vehicle.

puddin · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:23:46 PM »

Second flight arrives, Gaghan, Bransen

Third flight arrives with (I believe) everyone else.

Aiello, Godlewski 4th and 5th.

Opting for de-heading, Schroeder.
Dad: We have a whole 'nuther crate after this.
Kid: Omigod!

Megan saw an arrow!
They're following on faith! There's the shrimper!
Good work, Meg!
Meg: Thank you!

Godlewski, shrimp.
Aiello opt for mudbog.
Mom Weaver has the girls get out and push.
Mom: We're stuck! Dang it!

Dad Aiello congratulates the kids as they pass the Weavers.
Kid: Almost there!
Other kid: Don't get stuck no!
Oops, they're stuck.
Kid: We were goin' great guns, though.
Dad: Ugh.

Bransens start shrimping.
Paolos reach the gazebo in last.
Mom: Cut heads awf! I'll do it wit my fingaz!

puddin · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:26:51 PM »

Weavers get going, then stuck again.
Aiellos start a 2nd run at it.

Dad Aiello is covered in mud.
They get out of the jeep and start a mudfight as son gets it going again.

Dan Rowan: Is that another Mother Teresa Joke?
Dick Martin: Sockittome.

puddin · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:28:53 PM »

Damn no FF afterall .. ah well :cheeky:

Wally Bransen has another "woe is me, I'm draggin' ass" confessional.

Weavers on attempt #6, Mom still driving.
She's driving like a Madwoman(NotNYC)
Aielos skid sideways and stop.
Mom Weaver comes to a stop.
Aiello: Not again!
Mom: I can't do it. It's too hard.
The Weavers decide to head for "stupid shrimp. I don't care if it takes us till 6:00 tonight!"

CLUE: Make your way to the Charleston Visitors Center by foot.
Phil: Charter buses. First bus, 3 pm. Second, 5 pm, going to a mystery destination

The Gaghans are rockin' and rollin' through the mudbog, heading through with no faults 1st time finishing.
Cue the Chip-eats-the-caviar music.

Gaghan: Awesome! Whew!
The Aiellos are in awe. And still stuck on the course.

Megan gives up the backpack, too hard on her back in the heat.

First to the Visitors Center, LINZ.
Schroeder, next.
Godlewski, next.
Last team on Bus #1 ... Dad Bransen makes it.

Other teams, 5:00.
Aiellos drive the bog again, 13th attempt; looking good this time. Oops, they slide sideways.
Slowing, slowing, slowing ....
Stopping.
Passenger: Damn you! Damn you! DAMN YOU!

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Chateau d If · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:30:46 PM »

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puddin · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:37:10 PM »

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Kid Aiello: We almost had it that time.
Again ... # 14.
Dad cheers.
Kid drives like a fool.
Finally ... finished. Done. Finito. In 6th place.

Gaghans find the Visitors Center.
Mom: Aw, naw, 2nd bus.

Paolos, last crate of skrimps. Finish in 7th, head to charter bus.
Weavers start on 1st crate of shrimp.
Daughter: We can handle stuff like this!
Mom: Maybe we can catch up.

Aiellos sign for Bus 2.
Dad: We beat the Florida team! That's the thing!
Weavers, back, and four teams are together on the 2nd bus.
Dad Gaghan: We're all in last place! yy!!!

Phil: They're being taken to Huntsville, AL. Rocket Capital of the World, for their next clue.

puddin · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:39:31 PM »

First bus arrives in the dark.
CLUE: Drive yourselves to the US Space and Rocket Center.
Phil: They'll have to find the Buckbee Hangar for their next clue.
It's the big rocket on the horizon with all the lights.

CLUE, Bransen.
ROADBLOCK.
Phil: Two must enter the centrifuge and ride 3.2 g's. If you haven't noticed (while he demonstrates), it's pushing on me.
Beth and Lindsay will ride.

Man: NASA uses this to train astronauts for g-force.

2nd place, Linz: Omigod! I've been here! Spacecamp!
Linz has to wait while Bransen rides.
Schroeder in 3rd. Godlewski 4th.

puddin · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:41:20 PM »

Team #1 Bransens !! They won free GAS for life!!!
Team # 2 Linzes
Team # 3

puddin · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:41:54 PM »

One of the Godlewskis thinks a "hangar" is an "airplane."
Mmkay.

Bransen, CLUE: Make your way on foot to Rocket Park.
Phil: A mile away, to the Saturn 5. Then search this room, log onto a marked computer, AOL, for their next clue.

Linz, riding. Guys sound drunk!
Bad Star Trek TOS-like music plays ... RED ALERT!

Schroeder riding ... Mark and Stassi get all gigglesome.
Dad Bransen runs! Dad Bransen reaches the rocket!
Linz hot on their tails.
Inside, searching for marked laptops.
"You've got mail!"
Phil: "You're surrounded by history of space exploration. Now race on foot to the Pathfinder, the next pitstop. Last team may be eliminated."

Linz get clue, and the race is on.

Man: Welcome to Huntsville, Alabama.
Phil: Bransen, you're team #1. Good news, all licensed drivers, win free gasoline for life! BP/Arco, fill up free.

puddin · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:43:50 PM »

Phil: Linz, team #2. Nothing wrong with that.

Weavers, tired as all get out on the bus.
Mom W: I'm a prisoner on a bus!

Aiello kid, conf: They're a mess. Absolute puddles.
Weaver daughter, giddy: Two hundred pounds of shrimp!
Behind closed doors, Rachel: I can't take it, Mommy.
Mom Weaver: Then lie. Be completely fake.
Mom, conf: We just reached down and chose to make a game of it.

Conf: They've (the Weavers) lost it.
The Weaver daughters, outside the bus, doing bad cheerleader imitations.

Voice: These people are crazy!

puddin · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:50:03 PM »

Team # 3 Schroeder
Team #4 Godlewskis

puddin · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:51:45 PM »

Meanwhile, at the Waffle House ...

Conf: They broke down. Snapped.
Rachel: I like to know where we're going.

Back on the bus ... cheerleading again.

At the rocket joint ...
Schroeders, 3rd, head for the computers.
Godlewskis follow in 4th.

Bus #2 arrives, and now it's AWNNNNNNN!!!

( Weaver #5 )

puddin · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:53:36 PM »

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Somehow the Aiellos and the Paolos leave in 7th and 8th, respectively.

Phil: Schroeder, you're team #3.
Phil: Godlewski, you're team #4.

The bottom-feeders arrive at the Rocket and Space Center.
Weavers, CLUE, 5th place.
Paolos bringing up the rear.
Three teams reading CLUE at the same time ... "First Come First Serve"
Dad Aiello "gets smoked" and picks card #8.
Weavers, finish 3.2 g's in 5th. On to the computers, then to the pitstop.
Phil: Weaver, you're team #5.
Mom: We're happy now.
Phil: You're prisoners?
Mom conf: This is us. There's nobody perfect out there. If you like us, great. If not, we're not going to change for you.

Paolos 6th now, heading to the rocket but don't know where they're going.
As Gaghans do the g's, Bill and Billy ...
Dad Aiello stomps around.

puddin · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:55:47 PM »

Team # 6 Paolos
Team # 7 Gaghans
Team # 8 Philimintated .. the Aiellos

puddin · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2005, 08:57:15 PM »

Off to Rocket Park ...

Gaghans looking for the rocket and computer center.
LOST.

Paolos finish in 8th, with a chance to make up time.
LOST.

Aiellos ...
LOST.

Mom Paolo: I"m approaching 60 years old.
Kid: YOu're nowhere near 60!

Dad Gaghan: Run, Billy! There's a strong team behind us!

Mom Paolo gets AOL mail and they head for the pitstop.
Gaghans find the computer center.
The Paolos try tomfoolery ...
Mom: YOU SURE IT'S NOT IN HERE!?!?
Gaghans not fooled.

Finally getting MAIL, Aiellos in last leave for the pitstop
Phil: Paolo, you're team #6.

Phil: Gaghan, you're team #7.
Dad: YES!
Billy: That's good!

Aiellos run all the way to the pad.
Phil: Aiello, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the race.
Dad: Oh, man.
Phil: Tony, these guys part of your family now?
Tony: We took every hard challenge. No easy road.
Conf: We watch each other's backs. The respect we have for each other is insurmountable.
Dad, conf: We're a family. Nothing else matters.

gammonwoman2 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2005, 09:05:39 PM »

wtg puddin!! :t-up: thank you !!!!!

puddin · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2005, 09:05:43 PM »

NEXT TIME ON .. THE AMAZING RACE:

Weavers, reading CLUE: Make your way to Talledega Super Speedway.
Mom Weaver shakes her head side to side.
Daughter, grimacing: NOOOOO!!!! MOMMY WE CAN'T!
Phil voice: The Weaver family, whose Dad died at a race track, face their worst fear.
Daughter, crying, walking along the track: OoooouuugggggghhhhHH!!!!!

Phil voice: And the Godlewskis have a meltdown.
In a car ... a daugher boo-hoos.
Daughter: Thanks for making me cry, you guys.
Mom: You brought it on yourself!!
Daughter: BACK OFF!

Rob · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2005, 09:10:30 PM »

"MOMMY", wtf is wrong with this family?? Even the little kids don't say mommy!!

Rob

puddin · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2005, 10:30:40 PM »

Does anyone know who said the Title ??

cinni · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2005, 11:09:18 AM »

i didn't hear it but we sometimes get cut off a bit up here. so did anyone say it?

puddin · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2005, 11:18:50 AM »

It was a wasted title cinni....No one said it |( ! It maybe in the insider clips but MW don't care about that

*8 . My guess is still on the Linz boy , pretty sure that was Tommy with the shrimp he was kissing ..I guess it doesn't matter now *sigh*

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