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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #675 on: October 21, 2019, 11:24:05 PM »
Sofía Morandi/Nicolás Merlin, Cinthia Fernández/Martín Baclini and Karina Tejeda "La Princesita"/Damián García are three of the fifteen couples that will dance the following rhythm: Tributes.

Ezequiel Ivan Cwirkaluk "El Polaco"/Noelia Marzol will dance Cuarteto in the second round, when the're going to face Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei.

Luciana Salazar/Gonzalo Gerber will face Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez dancing Cuarteto in the second round of the Face-Off/Duel.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2019, 07:16:21 AM by Alenaveda »
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #676 on: October 22, 2019, 04:28:47 PM »
We have a semifinals cup game at home tonight, so I'll be updating what happened on tonight gala tomorrow morning.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #677 on: October 22, 2019, 11:29:21 PM »
Quick update;

All remaining couples danced tonight. 
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #678 on: October 23, 2019, 10:40:38 AM »
FIRST ROUND:



Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona: 1 (Marcelo Polino)

Silvina Escudero/Johnny Lazarte: 6 (Flavio Mendoza, Laura Fidalgo, Aníbal Pachano, Angel De Brito, Carolina Ardohain & Florencia Peña)






Flor de la V/Gabo Usandivaras: 7 (Anibal Pachano, Laura Fidalgo, Angel De Brito, Carolina Ardohain, Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino & Flavio Mendoza)

Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi: 0





Griselda Siciliani/Nicolás Villalba: 7 (Angel De Brito, Aníbal Pachano, Carolina Ardohain, Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino, Flavio Mendoza & Laura Fidalgo)

Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa: 0





Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña: 2 (Angel De Brito & Carolina Ardohain)

Florencia Torrente/Nacho Saraceni: 5 (Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino, Flavio Mendoza, Laura Fidalgo & Aníbal Pachano)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #679 on: October 23, 2019, 10:41:20 AM »
Songs danced on this gala:

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona - El tango de Roxanne (Ewan McGregor, José Feliciano & Jacek Koman)
Silvina Escudero/Johnny Lazarte - Taki Taki (DJ Snake ft. Selena Gomez, Ozuna, Cardi B)

Flor de la V/Gabo Usandivaras - Don't let me be misunderstood (Santa Esmeralda) / Magalenha (Sergio Mendes)
Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi - One way or another (The Faim)

Griselda Siciliani/Nicolás Villalba - Alfonsina y el mar (Mercedes Sosa)
Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa - Mi gente (J. Balvin & Willy Williams)

Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña - La bomba / She bangs / Pégate (Ricky Martin)
Florencia Torrente/Nacho Saraceni - Sing, sing, sing (Benny Goodman)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #680 on: October 23, 2019, 10:45:21 AM »
Silvina Escudero/Johnny Lazarte, Flor de la V/Gabo Usandivaras, Griselda Siciliani/Nicolás Villalba and Florencia Torrente/Nacho Saraceni are four of the fifteen couples that will dance the following rhythm: Tributes.

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona will dance Cuarteto in the second round, when the're going to face Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi.

Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa will face Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña dancing Cuarteto in the second round of the Face-Off/Duel.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #681 on: October 23, 2019, 09:50:03 PM »
The pairings for the next round are these:

1. Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei   
    Ezequiel Ivan Cwirkaluk "El Polaco"/Noelia Marzol   
   
2. Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona   
    Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi   
   
3. Luciana Salazar/Gonzalo Gerber   
    Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez   
   
4. Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa   
    Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña

The third round will be like this:

5. Loser 1
    Loser 2

6. Loser 3
    Loser 4

And the final round:

7. Loser 5
    Loser 6
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #682 on: October 24, 2019, 09:53:21 AM »
News update:

Angel De Brito informed on his morning show that at the current moment Lourdes Sánchez has not been allowed to perform in the Face-Off/Duel by the doctors due to have a 5 cm. cyst in her ovaries with blood loss.

Breaking news:

Lourdes Sánchez was hospitalized urgently this weekend. After being subjected to new studies It was revealed that It wasn't a cyst but an infection what she's been suffering and she had to be operated. As a result her appendix and fallopian tubes were removed.,

News update:

She's going to be out of the show for the next two weeks at least. In the meantime she'll be replaced by Soledad Bayona.

News update:

Lourdes was released yesterday from hospital amd is currently recovering in her home. Still uncertain when (or if) she¡ll be returning to the show.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #683 on: October 24, 2019, 09:00:00 PM »
Marcelo Tinelli just told that there could be another Face Off/Duel on this season.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #684 on: October 24, 2019, 11:34:46 PM »
SECOND ROUND (CUARTETO):



Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei: 3 (Carolina Ardohain, Flavio Mendoza & Angel De Brito)

Ezequiel Ivan Cwirkaluk "El Polaco"/Noelia Marzol: 4 (Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino, Laura Fidalgo & Aníbal Pachano)





Luciana Salazar/Gonzalo Gerber: 4 (Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino, Flavio Mendoza & Angel De Brito)

Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez: 3 (Laura Fidalgo, Aníbal Pachano & Carolina Ardohain)





Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona: 0

Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi: 7 (Marcelo Polino, Flavio Mendoza, Laura Fidalgo, Aníbal Pachano, Angel De Brito, Carolina Ardohain & Florencia Peña)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #685 on: October 24, 2019, 11:35:39 PM »
Songs danced on this gala:

Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei - Cómo olvidarla (Facundo Mazzei)
Ezequiel Ivan Cwirkaluk "El Polaco"/Noelia Marzol - Quiéreme (Jean Carlos)

Luciana Salazar/Gonzalo Gerber - Lo mejor del amor (Rodrigo)
Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez - Beso a beso (Carlos "La Mona" Jiménez)

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona - Ya me enteré (La K'onga)
Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi - Eclipse total del corazón (Nolberto Alkala)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #686 on: October 24, 2019, 11:41:38 PM »
Ezequiel Ivan Cwirkaluk "El Polaco"/Noelia Marzol, Luciana Salazar/Gonzalo Gerber and Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi join the eight couples that won in the first round and will dance the following rhythm: Tributes.

Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei will dance Cha Cha Cha Pop in the third round, when they're going to face Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona.

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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #687 on: October 25, 2019, 09:25:21 PM »
SECOND ROUND (CUARTETO):



Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa: 5 (Flavio Mendoza, Laura Fidalgo, Aníbal Pachano, Carolina Ardohain & Marcelo Polino)
Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña: 2 (Angel De Brito & Florencia Peña)
« Last Edit: October 25, 2019, 09:45:50 PM by Alenaveda »
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #688 on: October 25, 2019, 09:26:45 PM »
Songs danced on this gala:

Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa - Adicto a tí (Walter Olmos)
Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña - Soy Cordobés (Rodrigo)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #689 on: October 25, 2019, 09:27:13 PM »
Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa join the eleven couples that won in the first and second round and will dance the following rhythm: Tributes.

Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña will dance Cha Cha Cha Pop in the third round, when they're going to face Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #690 on: October 25, 2019, 09:51:51 PM »
Live update:

Third and final rounds already finished. Final voting un progress. Going info comerciales the score Is 2-1 for one of the couples.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #691 on: October 25, 2019, 09:56:09 PM »
THIRD ROUND (CHA CHA CHA POP):



Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei: 6 (Laura Fidalgo, Aníbal Pachano, Angel De Brito, Carolina Ardohain, Florencia Peña & Marcelo Polino)

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona: 1 (Flavio Mendoza)





Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez: 3 (Aníbal Pachano, Carolina Ardohain & Laura Fidalgo)

Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña: 4 (Angel De Brito, Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino & Flavio Mendoza)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #692 on: October 25, 2019, 09:57:02 PM »
Songs danced on this gala:

Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei - Sucker (Jonas Brothers)
Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona - Electricity (Silk City & Dua Lipa ft. Diplo & Marc Ronson)

Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez - Feel it steel (Portugal The Man)
Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña - Está rico (Marc Anthony & Will Smith & Bad Bunny)

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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #693 on: October 25, 2019, 09:57:34 PM »
Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei and Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña join the twelve couples that won in the first and second round and will dance the following rhythm: Tributes.

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona will dance Cumbia in the final round, when they're going to face Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #694 on: October 25, 2019, 10:01:51 PM »
Live update:

With two votes still pending, we already have an eliminated couple.
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #695 on: October 25, 2019, 10:07:25 PM »
FINAL ROUND (CUMBIA):



Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona: 4 (Angel De Brito, Florencia Peña, Marcelo Polino & Flavio Mendoza)

Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez: 3 (Carolina Ardohain, Laura Fidalgo & Aníbal Pachano)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #696 on: October 25, 2019, 10:08:07 PM »
Songs danced on this gala:

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona - Tirate un paso (Los Wachiturros)
Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez - Bien warrior (Miss Bolivia ft. DJ Krass)
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #697 on: October 25, 2019, 10:08:56 PM »
Sofía Pachano/Nicolás Sánchez have been eliminated.

« Last Edit: October 25, 2019, 11:34:07 PM by Alenaveda »
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: FACE-OFF/DUEL
« Reply #698 on: October 25, 2019, 10:10:52 PM »
Poll is up!
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Re: DANCING FOR A DREAM 2019 (Bailando por un sueño) - RHYTHM: TRIBUTES
« Reply #699 on: October 28, 2019, 04:00:38 PM »
List of Tributes:

Federico Bal/Soledad Bayona: Elvis Presley
Charlotte Caniggia/Agustín Reyero: Spice Girls
Ezequiel Ivan Cwirkaluk "El Polaco"/Noelia Marzol: Walter Olmos (Argentinian singer)
Flor de la V/Gabo Usandivaras: Jorge Ibáñez (Argentinian fashion designer)
Fernando Dente/Macarena Rinaldi: Abba
Silvina Escudero/Johnny Lazarte: The Beatles
Cinthia Fernández/Martín Baclini: Pimpinela (Argentinian music duo)
Lola Latorre/Facundo Insúa: Shakira
Nicolás Occhiato/Florencia Jazmín Peña: Italian immigration
Luciana Salazar/Gonzalo Gerber: Emilio Disi (Argentinian actor)
Sofía Morandi/Nicolás Merlin: Thalia
Griselda Siciliani/Nicolás Villalba: Quentin Tarantino
Karina Tejeda "La Princesita"/Damián García: Gloria Stefan
Florencia Torrente/Nacho Saraceni: Cher
Flor Vigna/Facundo Mazzei: Beyonce
« Last Edit: October 28, 2019, 04:29:54 PM by Alenaveda »
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