LIVE FEEDS HAVE BEGUN
but before i start getting on those, let me share my opinions on last night's episode and what i reallyyyyyy think is going on in this season's house...
first off, CBS and Big Brother-i am CONVINCED that y'all are TRULY trying too daggon hard with that crayon box-vomit house! i COMPLETELY understand the cool idea of the show being HD and all, but lets get real... it's ridic!
now, Crazy-8's... GOODBYE!!!
... as soon as Victoria entered the house, she wanted her Gaymance with Frankie, thus creating what has blown up into "Franktoria"
... as soon as Caleb entered the house, he wanted to get more info about the Southern beauty, Amber
... Caleb also intrigued PowPow - who seemed to DROP Cody, as did every other female (idk if he passes gas in his sleep, or something, but everyone seems to have lost interest in him, suddenly)
... Joey no longer was Frankie's numero uno peacock
... Nicole began to panic about the alliance created with the original eight HGs
... Devin wanted to team up with strong-ass Caleb
... Christine and Nicole became glasses-buddies
DISASTER!!!
anyway...
Frankie turned to Victoria because he's "from Southern Florida, originally, where there's a lot of Jews," after she explains her Jewish heritage (which just expands on my theory of him wearing SO many hats that I just can't find it ALL believable, ESPECIALLY after lying about his age) - so, he says "OMG-have you seen the beehive yet?" and takes her into the beehive room where he starts explaining the HOH challenge and the HOH twists, as far as he knows, to her. He tells her that he wants her to win so that they can pair-up and, basically, dominate be be the badasses but um, HEY FRANKIE-DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT SHE'S PROBABLY NOT ONE FOR AN STRENGTH-ENDURANCE CHALLENGE???
Derrick and Brittany took a little time to bond over being parents, talking about looking up at the stars and recognizing how they're the same stars that their children will be looking at and WAAWAAWAAAAA...
Anywho-during the HOH competition, the first night's HGs sit at tables and watch on as the second night's HGs are on a pig roast-type device and strayed with "BBQ sauce" that apparently tastes like shiz. BUT Caleb, trying to prove his strength (and apprent love for all things disgusting and painful) opens his mouth while the "BBQ sauce" is being sprayed onto the HGs and does Elissa-style yoga moves throughout the competition, eventually leading to his impressive win. Honestly, he should've just hung on for awhile longer after Hayden dropped, just to prove how much of a badass he is... IMO.
MY SHOW HIGHLIGHT: Joey being voted into the Team America first spot. Somehow this happened, instead of Frankie being voted in, which EVERYONE had easily predicted and I'm NOT sure how!!! Any guesses? Even Ariana Grande has taken over Twitter (on her own AND Frankie's accounts) pleading for him, so WTHeck is that about? IDK but I love it! It's juicy and I LOVE it!!!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST AND THIS IS A HUUUUGE SPOILER...
I woke up around 11pm BBT and turned on my feeds for about 25 minutes and figured out that, of the two HOHs (Frankie and Caleb), their nominees and BOTB results were:
Frankie---> Brittany and Victoria (BOTB winner)
Caleb---> Donny and PowPow
xoxox.
