Topic: TAR Teams in 5 seconds

[Air]

If you had to sum up TAR Teams, and their race, in one sentence (or a few words), what would it be?

I'm interested in compiling every team in this.

For instance:

Abby & Ryan: I Hate Frankfurt.
Nadiya & Natalie: Come On Twinnie, You Fool.
Heather & Eve: Maybe We Just Walk Into The Pitstop.
Lenny & Karyn: LENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE (this could be more or less than 5 seconds)
Freddy & Kendra: And They Just Keep Breeding.

Does anyone else have any more?

[theamazingracer21]

Brendon & Rachel  
Jet and Cord: Oh my gravy.

[supah]

CMON CLAIRE CMON CLAIRE

[Genius]

Lenny & Karyn: LENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE (this could be more or less than 5 seconds)

 


Jonathan and Victoria: JONATHANNNNNNNNNN / VICTORIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lori and Bolo: My implants are frozen
Lorena and Jason: Baby there's no more milk!
Kevin and Drew: Swing you fat bastard
Colin and Christie: My ox is broken
Marshall and Lance: Mirna and Schmirna
Eric and Danielle: Those hookers
Vanessa and Ralph: Son of a monkey's uncle!
Jaymes and James: Long hair don't care




Someone please help me with these ....

Sam and Dan: that comment in Estonia about the volleyball guys
Linz family: I have waited 21 years for my balls (or something like that)


Anyone wants to try for Charla and Mirna? 

[Jobby]

Meghan and Cheyne: CHEYNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Charla and Mirna: CHARLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Brian and Ericka: BRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Nadiya and Natalie: TWINIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Okok, a serious one.

Carol and Brandy: Where's her tiara?

[Declive]

Bopper & Mark : It better be a barf bag around.
Trey & Lexi : (any Lexi annoying DONE screams)
Josh & Brent : I LOVE THE WORLD 

[georgiapeach]

Oh y'all are GOOD!! 
 
More!!!

[Declive]

Amani and Marcus : Lord , have mercy!
Flight Time and Big Easy : DO IT FOR THE HOOD!

One quote that really sticked in my head was the Chips at the U-Turn : "What you gonna do , what you gonna do..."

[ianthebalance]

Vanessa and Ralph: Cheese and Crackers!
Zev and Justin: I'm not very fondue of this fondue.

Thats all I can think of at the moment.

[Jobby]

Flo and Zach: QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT WIN
Oswald and Danny: Less Martini and More Cardio
Cara and Jaime: RED HAIR, BAD CABS

[Reilly Queens]

Mika and Caanan I can't ride a waterslide!!

[Jobby]

Lynn and Alex and Susan and Patrick: Where's Rob and Amber?

[Felix]

Josh & Brent: Almost out,almost out,almost out,almost out,WIN
Meredith & Gretchen: We have a bad elephant! 

[Best Loser]

Teri & Ian: "Come on Teri! Hump, baby, hump!"

[ianthebalance]

Art and JJ: Big Brothers fallowing us again.

[RaceUntilWeDie]

Bill & Cathi: [Cathi on the ground] I'M OKAY!

[Air]

Sam and Dan: that comment in Estonia about the volleyball guys
Linz family: I have waited 21 years for my balls (or something like that)

The Linz Family one was that the guys were congratulating Megan on having balls and Megan was like, 'I have balls? Finally, I've waited 21 years for my balls!'

Rob & Kelley: We're not followers. We go our own way.

[ianthebalance]

Trey and Lexi: (any quote about Trey's muscles, I cant remember an exact quote)

[supah]

Teri & Ian: "Come on Teri! Hump, baby, hump!"

LOL

[Glamazon Racer]

These are AMAZING <333 Great work guys!

I'll try to think of a couple: (no particular order, just as they come to me)

Teri & Ian - "This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down"
Tara & Wil - "I'm Not A Miner. No You're An Idiot" OR random cab chase through San Francisco
Kelly & Jon - Millie Mole!
Kynt & Vyxsin - Pink Energiser Bunnies! OR Oh my Goth!
Lance & Keri - attempting to behead Phil at Pit Stop
Brent & Caite OR Carol & Brandy OR Jet & Cord - "YOU DIDN'T LOAD ALL YOUR COCONUTS!"
Amani & Marcus - **insert NFL analogy**
Brendon & Rachel - "THE AMAZING RACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND GOOD!" OR "I WANTED TO GO ON A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY BEST FRIEND!"
Kelly & Christy - "Did You Push My Sports Bra Over The Ledge?"
Jaime & Cara - taxi abuse.
Kisha & Jen - BATHROOM BREAK <33 (although they redeemed themselves in style )
Adam & Rebecca - "SUNGLASSES ARE NOT CONDUCIVE TO FOG!" <333

[Glamazon Racer]

I am not even gonna try doing Charla & Mirna because the list of possibilities would be neverending, and the same could be said for Flo & Zach, although if I had to pick one for them, it would be "GET ME ON THE FIRST FLIGHT TO JFK!"

[supah]

Kent & Vyx - pink and black ATTACK!

[Glamazon Racer]

Weaver Family - drown your sorrows in McDonalds
Hayden & Aaron - "YOU DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE I HYPERVENTILATE!"
Ken & Gerard - Oh Brother!
Derek & Drew - Wonder Twins
Shana & Jennifer - Team Million Dollar Shopping Spree

And I don't know about five seconds, but to sum up Flight Time & Big Easy in five letters, I'd have to choose R, Z, N, F and A. (FYI, that means FRANZ. )

[Genius]

Teri and Ian: He wears paper underwear on the race.
Paolo Family: No New Zealand for them.
Tyler and James: Druggie mactors
Rob and Kimberly: Team No. 3! (though they eventually finished 2nd)
Ron and Christina: Mom made her memorize the zodiac
Tammy and Victor: If we came in last, our parents will cry.

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR21:
Josh & Brent: Fabulous chefs (saw their 1802 Heirloom Cookbook at Barnes & Nobles on a shelf the other day, had to check out their recipes)
Jaymes & Jaymes: I'm telling my grandma and cousins about them
Trey & Lexi: Their love is rated #1000
Natalie & Nadiya: COME ON TWINNIEEE!!!
Abbie & Ryan: Frankfurt still loves you
James & Abba: Long hair, DO care.
Rob & Kelley: Confused looking for first clue box
Gary & Will: Super complaining by superfans
Caitlin & Brittany: Indonesian taxi drivers still love them
Amy & Daniel: Shown no mercy
Rob & Sheila: Fallopian tubes!

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR20:
Rachel & Dave: 8 1/2 time winner
Art & JJ: Blood, sweat, and tears all in one leg
Brendon & Rachel: Boogers and breast jobs
Vanessa & Ralph: Crackers with cheese, nothing beats these
Bopper & Mark: Doing it for the kids
Nary & Jamie: Rifle-handling teachers
Joey "Fitness" & Danny: The clowns beat us
Kerri & Stacy: AWESOME, AWESOME, THEY ARE AWESOME!
Elliot & Andrew: Not quite twins... 
Dave & Cherie: Just clowning around
Misa & Maiya: The no-crying team cries on first leg

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR19:
Ernie & Cindy: Overachievers' over-the-top greed
Jeremy & Sandy: The big car guy... and the girl...
Amani & Marcus: Just like in the NFL... I played NFL... I face teams in the NFL...
Andy & Tommy: Cute, lil' bodybuilders (I still have a schoolgirl crush on them)
Bill & Cathi: Hot dogs & unexpected U-Turns
Laurence & Zac: Zac's dad is BLOODY ANNOYING!
Justin & Jennifer: What do I do to find my clue? I'm so confused!
Liz & Marie: They would truly love a vacation to Thailand!
Kaylani & Lisa: The race is just not meant for them.
Ethan & Jenna: Winners finally lose!
Ron & Bill: Christie & Jodi 2.0... with Joe & Bill relationship

[supah]

Dan & Jordan - YES BRO CMON BRO I LOVE YOU BRO YOU CAN DO IT BRO

[RachelLeVega]

Didn't really like TAR Unfinished Business that much so I'm skipping that season.
For TAR17:
Nat & Kat: Meat-tastic!
Brook & Claire: Volume I: Brook & Claire's Watermelon Flair
Jill & Thomas: How's YOUR PhD (Express Pass) helping you?
Nick & Vicki: Yes, from the country of London...
Chad & Stephanie: *bicker* *bicker* *scream* Will you marry me?
Gary & Mallory: I stepped in cow poop for a shovel 
Michael & Kevin: I'm ready to be eliminated.
Katie & Rachel: Son of some b!tches
Connor & Jonathan: Amazing Race, how sweet the sound...
Andie & Jenna: Don't know who's better at selling.
Ron & Tony: Beat everyone to the airport by the "fat" guy

[David]

Dan & Jordan - YES BRO CMON BRO I LOVE YOU BRO YOU CAN DO IT BRO

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR16:
Dan & Jordan: Come on bro, I love you bro, bro you went the wrong way 
Jet & Cord: O.M.G.! (Oh my gravy!)
Brent & Caite: You're a dummy! No, YOU'RE a dummy!
Louis & Michael: Nanna is kickin' your butt!
Carol & Brandy: Where's THEIR tiara?
Steve & Allie: The taxi driver still loves you! (Should have replaced carrot tops in UB)
Jeff & Jordan: Jose... H-O-S-E
Joe & Heidi: We cut in front of teams
Monique & Shawne: That damn ladder!
Jody & Shannon: The cow still loves you (Team lime = best team ever)
Dana & Adrian: At least you tried, honey, you tried.

[alyssa11]

Kev and Drew:I gotta see you        I am the big black thing right in the middle      *car motor starts*        I got it! I got it!
DREW DREW DREW YOUR PULLIN ME WITH YOU!       Oh sorry.
Rachel and Dave: Silence is golden.      Then why don't  you just stfu!
Eric and Danielle: “Every Road Block that is designed for a guy, I am doing. And every Road Block for a girl, Eric does. He’s a woman.”
 Joe and Bill: Who says gay men cant drive!       God job!       Gay fourwheeling!
Brenchel:

[Reilly Queens]

Caite- Well I'm standing here, and your not!

[Bwils927]

Lenny & Karyn: LENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE (this could be more or less than 5 seconds)

Linz family: I have waited 21 years for my balls (or something like that)

i think it someone said to Megan youve finally got your golden Linz balls and she replied ive been waiting all this time for my balls or something like that

[Bwils927]

Weaver Family: Please Jesus guide us through the entire race and let us win if its in your plan

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR15:
Meghan & Cheyne: Row, row, row your boat gently down Dubai.
Sam & Dan: Poka, poka, poka, poka
Brian & Ericka: NU-UH, NO! YOU BETTA NOT STEAL OUR TAXI!!
Flight Time & Big Easy: Do it for the hood, man!
Gary & Matt: The hay bales still love you
Maria & Tiffany: EAT THE WASABI!
Mika & Canaan: NoooOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Lance & Keri: No cheap wins!
Zev & Justin: The Duck Whisperer... and Justin
Marcy & Ron: Ao (blue), Ao (blue), Ao (blue) *harmonica tune*
Garrett & Jessica Garrett's temper tantrum
Eric & Lisa: Team número uno..... there are no more tickets left to Japan (I have a strong sense they might have been the taxi stealing, U-Turn culprits of the season)

[Glamazon Racer]

Caite- Well I'm standing here, and your not!

<333333

And I think somebody mentioned it earlier, but I am just re-watching TAR6 right now and I wanted to mention "my implants are frozen" for you know who.

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR14:
Tammy & Victor: "Our parents will cry themselves to death." (in Mandarin Chinese)
Jamie & Cara: China still loves you!
Margie & Luke: Swiss... cheese!
Kisha & Jen: "Jen 'bout to run a 100 in about 9 seconds cuz she gotta pee... and it ain't no joke!"
Mark & Michael: The penalty kings!
Mel & Mike: "Don't let a cheese hit me..."
Christie & Jodi: Log stacking = underdog-approved!
Amanda & Kris: U-Turns still love you... a lot!
Brad & Victoria: Amsterdam still loves you!
Steve & Linda: Need a map?
Preston & Jennifer: Beat by flight attendants...

[Glamazon Racer]

Officially naming Brandon & Nicole as Team Piggyback. <333 Nicole is so much fiercer than I remembered her after re-watching TAR5. <333

[AmazingRace]

 Dustin & Kandice: Beauty Queen Sandwich!

[Tarfan37]

Kris and Jon S6: Team Little Screen Time/ Team Hurley (thats all Jon wore)

[Jobby]

Ryan and Abbie: Frankfurt, Germany

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR13:
Nick & Starr: Camo-sibs!
Ken & Tina: Bicker, bicker, bicker
Andrew & Dan: Russia's military still loves you!
Toni & Dallas: Teen Wolf and Momma Wolf
Terence & Sarah: Girly Boy / Boy-y Girl
Kelly & Christy: Two words, Holi... Containers!
Aja & Ty: We get it Fidel!
Marisa & Brooke: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Mark & Bill: The Detour clue still loves you!
Anthony & Stephanie: ...who?
Anita & Arthur: Bees are MUCH calmer than this season.

[Bwils927]

John/Scott: Genie Power.

[Hooky]

Nat & Kat: "Go Natty!" I seriously can't count how many times I've heard that one so far.
Nick & Vicki: "We're so dumb!"
Michael & Kevin: "I hope my dad can do this!"
Ari & Staella: "If you make me lose this, I'm gonna cut you up and eat you!"
Azaria & Hendekea: "It's not like anybody beat us, we beat ourselves!"
Rob & Amber: "Did you get on the early flight to Istanbul?"
Lyn & Karlyn: "We just won't die, like roaches!"
Lake & Michelle: "Just take a breath!"
Erwin & Godwin: "Our alliance with team Alabama is over." And not nearly soon enough!

I'd say these pretty much sum these teams up nicely!

[JordanJones123]

Mel and Mike: Oh geez (Mikes leg cramping)
Ron and Cris: can we stop for food? DADDY!

[RachelLeVega]

Mel and Mike: Oh geez (Mikes leg cramping)
Ron and Cris: can we stop for food? DADDY!

Some of the more memorable Ronald & Christina phrases: "COME ON, DADDY!", "Daddy, that was awesome!", "You need to lose some weigh *bike falls over*", "I'm trying to tell you that people don't just come up to you and say 'you have boilers in your nose'!"... and best of all...

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

[Bwils927]

Lyn and Karlyn: C'mon Lynnette!

[Jobby]

John and Jessica: EXPRESS PASSES
Connor and Dave: Cancer Survivors
Mona and Beth: Roller Derby Moms
Joey and Meghan: Team Youtube

[Air]

Weaver Family: Please Jesus guide us through the entire race and let us win if its in your plan

OMG how did I not see this?

Another epitomisation of the Weavers:

It's really *dramatic pause* disHEARTening (Mirna ratting Colin out style) to see all these people be mean and RUDE to us when we've been nothing but NICE to them.

And:

It's really HARD for us being the only Christian FAMILY out here who wants to live a proper Christian LIFE.

[Kiwi Jay]

Meredith and Gretchen:
'I've always wanted a facelift'
'What a gaucho you are'
'Meeerrrreeeeddddiiittthhh'
'Do you need some mouth-to-mouth rescusitation?'

And who can forget the immortal line?

Teri:
'EEEEEYYYYEEEEEE-AN!

I grew up with these people so its wonderful to remember!

[RachelLeVega]

Meredith and Gretchen:
'I've always wanted a facelift'
'What a gaucho you are'
'Meeerrrreeeeddddiiittthhh'
'Do you need some mouth-to-mouth rescusitation?'

And who can forget the immortal line?

Teri:
'EEEEEYYYYEEEEEE-AN!

I grew up with these people so its wonderful to remember!

"We have a bad elephant! We have a bad elephant."

[RachelLeVega]

For TAR12:
TK & Rachel: Who?
Ronald & Christina: Daddy!!!
Nicolas & Donald: Skivvies
Nathan & Jennifer: I hate you with a passion.
Kynt & Vyxsin: STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!
Azaria & Hendekea: Bathroom break challenge winners
Shana & Jennifer: (Almost) Side collision
Lorena & Jason: BABY, THERE'S NO MORE MILK!
Marianna & Julia: "Naked?!" (reference to Ransdorp Pit Stop comment)
Kate & Pat: Clergy ladies...
Ari & Staella: I will eat you up!!!

[Hooky]

Azaria & Hendekea: Bathroom break challenge winners

Revised:

Azaria & Hendekea: "It's not like somebody beat us - we beat ourselves."

[Jobby]

Azaria & Hendekea: Bathroom break challenge winners

Revised:

Azaria & Hendekea: "It's not like somebody beat us - we beat ourselves."

  Like what you did in my game.

[RachelLeVega]

Azaria & Hendekea: Bathroom break challenge winners

Revised:

Azaria & Hendekea: "It's not like somebody beat us - we beat ourselves."

  Like what you did in my game.

I'm not even sure where Azaria & Hendekea said that phrase. All I found memorable for them is the slightest bit of information during their Burkina Faso legs (Hendekea's bathroom break and their foot race to the Pit Stop against Nate & Jen.

[Hooky]

Azaria & Hendekea: Bathroom break challenge winners

Revised:

Azaria & Hendekea: "It's not like somebody beat us - we beat ourselves."

  Like what you did in my game.

I'm not even sure where Azaria & Hendekea said that phrase. All I found memorable for them is the slightest bit of information during their Burkina Faso legs (Hendekea's bathroom break and their foot race to the Pit Stop against Nate & Jen.

At the Pit Stop in Leg 6 when they talked about how they got eliminated.

Joab: Precisely. I know exactly how they feel now!

[BritishTARFan]

Tim & Marie - God i could punch you in the face right now
Joey & Meghan - Raise the roof raise the roof
Abbie & Ryan - I hate Frankfurt
Jeremy & Sandy - Were going to Bucket
Nat & Kat - Come On Nattie
Ron & Christina - Who's your daddy
Charla & Mirna - Pray to our deceased grandmother for help you wouldn't have a f**k what that means

[gamerfan09]

Brendon & Rachel- Come on Green
Dave & Connor- We're Old Wah Wah Wah

[RaceUntilWeDie]

Nat & Kat - Come On Nattie

 

[naejae91]

Nat & Kat - Come On Nattie

 

Brook & Claire : Come on, CLAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEE, watermelon, kiss count, WE BEEN U-TURNED
Nat & Kat : Tastes like $$$ !!! 

[Bookworm]

Misti & Jim: LOOK AT OUR SHINY TEETH WHILE WE WIN!

[naejae91]

Dave & Connor : Cancer, Leg Injury, YOU U-TURNED A 60 YEARS OLD MAN 

Caroline & Jennifer : ~~~WE'RE GONNA WIN THE AMAZING RACE~~~

Teri & Ian : Paper underwear, MY PANTS KEEP FALLING OFF, WE'RE COMIN PHIL!!!

Kelly & Jon: JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Freddy & Kendra : ghetto Africa, Breeding & Breeding, Sri Lanka SMELLED, ONE OF YOU I'M GONNA BREAK IN HALF 

Amani & Marcus : NFL, Superbowl, "SHOOT!!!"

Dan & Jordan : BRO!!! BRO!!! BRO!!!

Brent & Caite: I'm Intelligent, MEAN LESBIAN

Sam & Dan : Bicker... Bicker... Bicker..., poka... poka... poka..., pixelation of their erected crotch at Estonia detour

Flight Time & Big Easy: FRANZ!!!!

Margie & Luke : MMMMMOOOOOOOMMMMMM, GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOO

Jamie & Cara : YELL & YELL & YELL ALWAYS  , THIS IS WHY I'M NOT TO GOING TO CHINA, IT SUCKS!!!! , THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

[NMC]

Brooke & Robbie - Handyman   

[naejae91]

Shelly & Nici : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Screaming) 

[RachelLeVega]

TAR15
Meghan & Cheyne: "You taste deliciously sweaty!"
Sam & Dan: "Being gay Christians... "
Brian & Ericka: "DON'T YOU DARE!!!"
Flight Time & Big Easy: Do it for the hood!
Gary & Matt: Saunabus
Maria & Tiffany: "Eat the wasabiii"

Mika & Canaan: Waterslide -- "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
Lance & Keri: "No cheap wins, _____! No cheap wins!"
Zev & Justin: Duck whisperer
Marcy & Ron: "Ow ow ow!" *harmonica noise*
Garrett & Jessica: Riverboat frustration
Eric & Lisa: Número uNO... NO is right, "You have been eliminated from the Race"

[RaceUntilWeDie]

TAR 17
Nat & Kat - Go Natty!
Brooke & Claire - Come on Claire! They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothin'! A kiss saves the day!
Jill & Thomas - I can care less about any type of history-making.
Nick & Vicki - We're in the country of London right? Ali Baba in a suit!
Michael & Kevin - We should have brought gloves and butt pads.
Connor & Jonathan - Amaaaaaaziiing Graaaace hoooow sweeeet theee souund.

TAR 19
Ernie & Cindy - *panics about being last* *gets 3rd place out of large amount of teams*
Jeremy & Sandy - Where's The Dump?
Amani & Marcus - [insert football reference that is connected to TAR somehow.]
Bill & Cathi - I want a hotdog!
Laurence & Zac - We sailors got eliminated next to a boat.
Liz & Marie - So happy we're not last! *after barely making it for the 2035th time*
Kaylani & Lisa - Where's my passport?!
Ethan & Jenna - We're from Survivor so we have a huge target on our backs!

TAR 20
Dave & Rachel - [insert one of their random arguments i.e Silence is golden. Then why don't you shut the f up! Stop b--ching. It's your favorite thing in the world to do! It was a complete utter failure
Art & JJ - We like to pick on other teams to get ahead!
Brendon & Rachel - Nobody gets between me and my million dollars!
Vanessa & Ralph - I can see Rachel's whole a--! I didn't make her cry.
Bopper & Mark - A MILLION BUCKS!!
Nary & Jamie - We're kindergarten teachers!
Joey "Fitness" & Danny - We got beat by a girl.
Misa & Maiya - Where's Phil?!??!?!?!

TAR 21
Trey & Lexi - We are in love!
Natalie & Nadiya - Come on MAN! Shut up MAN! LONG, STRONG & HARD! The gays might beat us!!
Abbie & Ryan - I want to beat Dave & Rachel's record. I hate you Frankfurt.
James & Abba - We was robbed.
Gary & Will - We're the superfans!

TAR 22
Bates & Anthony - Let's beat them in a [foot]race!
Max & Katie - You Tan is Totally Cool -Pam
Mona & Beth - We're not just moms!
Caroline & Jennifer - I love you Bates & Anthony! We're gonna win the Amazing Race!
Chuck & Wynona - I can't keep up!
Pam & Winnie - [insert quote that makes them "superior" to others i.e Crying is for bitches.]
Jessica & John - Oy vey!

TAR 23
Jason & Amy - I think this is ours (1st place)! You are team #2.
Tim & Marie - Let's steal a cab!
Nicole & Travis - I WANT THE EXPRESS PASS. DO YOU WANT THE DIRECTIONS OR NOT?
Leo & Jamal - [ridiculous shrieking. I don't think we heard this in TAR 24? ]
Ally & Ashley - I SAID BIRDS! Oh Dear God.
Nicky & Kim - Let's go back to being bunnies! I don't like being a ninja.

[naejae91]

TAR 17
Nat & Kat - Go Natty! MD-PHD on Bangladesh leg
Brooke & Claire - Come on Claire! They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothin'! A kiss saves the day!
Jill & Thomas - I can care less about any type of history-making. INTERNET/GOOGLE/COMPUTER/GPS on finale 
Nick & Vicki - We're in the country of London right? Ali Baba in a suit!
Michael & Kevin - We should have brought gloves and butt pads.
Connor & Jonathan - Amaaaaaaziiing Graaaace hoooow sweeeet theee souund.

TAR 19
Ernie & Cindy - *panics about being last* *gets 3rd place out of large amount of teams*
Jeremy & Sandy - Where's The Dump?
Amani & Marcus - [insert football reference that is connected to TAR somehow.], SHOOT!!!
Bill & Cathi - I want a hotdog!
Laurence & Zac - We sailors got eliminated next to a boat.
Liz & Marie - So happy we're not last! *after barely making it for the 2035th time*
Kaylani & Lisa - Where's my passport?!
Ethan & Jenna - We're from Survivor so we have a huge target on our backs!

TAR 20
Dave & Rachel - [insert one of their random arguments i.e Silence is golden. Then why don't you shut the f up! Stop b--ching. It's your favorite thing in the world to do! It was a complete utter failure
Art & JJ - We like to pick on other teams to get ahead!
Brendon & Rachel - Nobody gets between me and my million dollars! TAR is supposed to be fun and good 
Vanessa & Ralph - I can see Rachel's whole a--! I didn't make her cry.
Bopper & Mark - A MILLION BUCKS!!
Nary & Jamie - We're kindergarten teachers!
Joey "Fitness" & Danny - We got beat by a girl.
Misa & Maiya - Where's Phil?!??!?!?!

TAR 21
Trey & Lexi - We are in love!
Natalie & Nadiya - Come on MAN! Shut up MAN! LONG, STRONG & HARD! The gays might beat us!!
Abbie & Ryan - I want to beat Dave & Rachel's record. I hate you Frankfurt.
James & Abba - We was robbed.
Gary & Will - We're the superfans!

TAR 22
Bates & Anthony - Let's beat them in a [foot]race!
Max & Katie - You Tan is Totally Cool -Pam
Mona & Beth - We're not just moms!
Caroline & Jennifer - I love you Bates & Anthony! We're gonna win the Amazing Race!
Chuck & Wynona - I can't keep up!
Pam & Winnie - [insert quote that makes them "superior" to others i.e Crying is for bitches.]
Jessica & John - Oy vey!

TAR 23
Jason & Amy - I think this is ours (1st place)! You are team #2.
Tim & Marie - Let's steal a cab!
Nicole & Travis - I WANT THE EXPRESS PASS. DO YOU WANT THE DIRECTIONS OR NOT?
Leo & Jamal - [ridiculous shrieking. I don't think we heard this in TAR 24? ]
Ally & Ashley - I SAID BIRDS! Oh Dear God.
Nicky & Kim - Let's go back to being bunnies! I don't like being a ninja.

[BritishTARFan]

I thought of more 

Jamie & Cara - This is why I didn't want to go to China it sucks
Tramel & Talicia - Were number 10 were number 10
Meredith & Gretchin - I can't go to Soweto market like this
John & Scott - Our flight was just fabulous
Shelly & Nici - That'll wake you up in the morning
Misti & Jim - I wanna be the most dominant team ever ( comes last on that leg )
Sam & Dan - Were going to Prague, do they speak Spainish there
Nancy & Emily - Emily
James & Jaymes - Tell your friend tell you grandmas tell your cousins
Oswald & Danny - are we aloud to prostitute ourselves on the race

[RachelLeVega]

Breaking the five-seconds rule, but...
TAR24
Dave & Connor: I'm too old to race! Didn't you see I broke my foot and got cancer last time?! What does a guy need to do to get sympathy around here?!
Caroline & Jennifer: Country song lyrics: "We live and die to scrape on by... got an Express Pass handed to us by two country guys... but I don't know how we still are in the race."
Brendon & Rachel: Like, oh em gee, if we win, we're seriously going to have a baby! YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY!
Leo & Jamal: We're the reformed nice guys, but we were ruthless back in the days AKA 3 months ago.
Flight Time & Big Easy: Geppetto's workshop
Jet & Cord:
John & Jessica: Oy vey, again.
Margie & Luke: I hate multi-colored cocktails! I'm done!
Joey & Meghan: We left our taxi again. Now we have to walk the hills to get another just like in "Season 18"!
Gary & Mallory: "Did you put my backpack in the trunk?"
Natalie & Nadiya: "NOOOOH!!! YOU IDIOT!!! The even numbers are the right ones!"

[Jobby]

Isn't Twinnie:

TWINNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEE.

Or WE ARE/YOU ARE SOOOOOOO STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?

[RaceUntilWeDie]

TAR 25
Shelley & Nici - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Keith & Whitney - [insert anything with a country accent] We want a honeymoon!
Michael & Scott - That's what Boston people do! We're Boston people!
Dennis & Isabelle - We're superfans - we watched every single season and studied the Race!
Lisa & Michelle - You scraped my arm open!

[naejae91]

TAR25

Adam & Bethany: Go hunnuhbun~     
Misti & Jim: Team domination, tooth shining ad

[Declive]

Which team was the one that was close to the Boston marathon incident? Jason & Amy?

[NMC]

Which team was the one that was close to the Boston marathon incident? Jason & Amy?

Although Jason & Amy are from Boston, there was never any indication that they had any connection to the marathon.

Michael from Michael & Scott in this Season (TAR 25) was the closest to any team at the Marathon.  He was off duty, and saved a little girl IIRC? 

[RachelLeVega]

Which team was the one that was close to the Boston marathon incident? Jason & Amy?

Although Jason & Amy are from Boston, there was never any indication that they had any connection to the marathon.

Michael from Michael & Scott in this Season (TAR 25) was the closest to any team at the Marathon.  He was off duty, and saved a little girl IIRC? 

Actually, Jason & Amy are from Providence, Rhode Island. They are Boston Strong charity advocates. And Michael & Scott were both indeed part of the rescue services during the Boston Marathon bombing.

[RachelLeVega]

[naejae91]

Rob & Kimberly : Car problem (stick problem, radiator overheat, flat tire)   

[naejae91]

Hi. Can someone else help me which team saying this phrase as I already forgot who is saying.

"Just give him whatever he want. Just take all our money. Here! Take all our money."

Something like the phrase above.

[TARloveit]

Hi. Can someone else help me which team saying this phrase as I already forgot who is saying.

"Just give him whatever he want. Just take all our money. Here! Take all our money."

Something like the phrase above.

Charla & Mirna, TAR11, Episode 2. (Or at least I'm pretty sure.)

[naejae91]

Hi. Can someone else help me which team saying this phrase as I already forgot who is saying.

"Just give him whatever he want. Just take all our money. Here! Take all our money."

Something like the phrase above.

Charla & Mirna, TAR11, Episode 2. (Or at least I'm pretty sure.)

Thank you so much. OMG Why would I ever to forget Charla & Mirna? 

[naejae91]

Lyn & Karlyn : I'm being pushy?! Y'all just push them in front of us. How I'm being pushy?!

[Hooky]

Ari & Staella: If you make me lose this, I'm gonna cut you up and eat you!
Ronald & Christina: I'm trying to give you the real truth flavor, that other people don't tell you that you have boogers in your holes!
Nathan & Jennifer: I hate you, I hate you! I hate you with a passion!
Lyn & Karlyn: They've shown no character at all in this game.
Vipul & Arti: You're doing great, love!
Lorena & Jason: This race can turn like *snaps* that! (This summarizes their race well, considering they started in the front but unexpectedly fell to last and never caught back up.)
Azaria & Hendekea: It's not like anybody beat us. We...beat ourselves... (So true... )
Joseph & Monica: JOOOOOOOOSEPH!

I've been re-watching Season 12, if you can't tell.

[naejae91]

Ari & Staella: If you make me lose this, I'm gonna cut you up and eat you!
Ronald & Christina: I'm trying to give you the real truth flavor, that other people don't tell you that you have boogers in your holes!
Nathan & Jennifer: I hate you, I hate you! I hate you with a passion!
Lyn & Karlyn: They've shown no character at all in this game.
Vipul & Arti: You're doing great, love!
Lorena & Jason: This race can turn like *snaps* that! (This summarizes their race well, considering they started in the front but unexpectedly fell to last and never caught back up.)
Azaria & Hendekea: It's not like anybody beat us. We...beat ourselves... (So true... )
Joseph & Monica: JOOOOOOOOSEPH!

I've been re-watching Season 12, if you can't tell.

Lorena & Jason: Baby there's no more MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[wishicouldrun]

What was Charla & Myrna's line to the "lady of the evening" when they were looking for directions?

[RachelLeVega]

What was Charla & Myrna's line to the "lady of the evening" when they were looking for directions?

TAR5?

M: "Excuse me, señorita! Tú se disco, Shake Mega Disco, Discothèque?"
C: "They look like prostitutes."
M: "But the prostitute would know where they disco is, wouldn't she?"
C: "¿Donde es discothèque?... No cano?"
M: "Charla, she's pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do."

[naejae91]

TAR5?

M: "Excuse me, señorita! Tú se disco, Shake Mega Disco, Discothèque?"
C: "They look like prostitutes."
M: "But the prostitute would know where they disco is, wouldn't she?"
C: "¿Donde es discothèque?... No cano?"
M: "Charla, she's pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do."

This is in TAR 5 Leg 2 IIRC, in Uruguay?

[RachelLeVega]

TAR5?

M: "Excuse me, señorita! Tú se disco, Shake Mega Disco, Discothèque?"
C: "They look like prostitutes."
M: "But the prostitute would know where they disco is, wouldn't she?"
C: "¿Donde es discothèque?... No cano?"
M: "Charla, she's pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do."

This is in TAR 5 Leg 2 IIRC, in Uruguay?

Yep.

[Declive]

"You have to listen to me." (Hayley & Blair)

[Bookworm]

"You have to listen to me." (Hayley & Blair)

"I'm always right and you never listen!" (from TAR26 Leg 9)