I listed this in The Fortune Teller spot under the Discussion tab:
I got the first three:
In 2018, Shelly will make millions when her book "How I Created The Perfect Tan, and How You Tan Too" reaches #3 on the all time best seller list
In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bare, Porsche will move to Anchorage, Alaska and buy an Igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie
In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society, he will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets, muttering only two words: Clown Shoe