You got it Ugot 
I'm doing them verbatim as best I can by replaying BBAD over and over again LOL In 2018, Shelly will make millions when her book "How I Created The Perfect Tan, and How You Tan Too" reaches #3 on the all time best seller list
In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bare, Porsche will move to Anchorage, Alaska and buy an Igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie
In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society, he will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets, muttering only two words: Clown Shoe
On October 15, 2011 at 3:42 pm, Danielle will reconcile with her father Dick, at 3:49 pm, they will go back to not speaking
In 2014, after sleeping for 19 straight days, and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will land her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester
In 2016, Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches Hansomfied line of hats, ties and jackets
After taking nine years to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike, after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life, athlete's foot
In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy, after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy-metal teddy bears for children
In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a nine pound, six ounce bouncing baby boy named Bookie Jr. after it's proud father
In 2012, Cassie will land a role along side international mega star David Hasselhoff, in the countryfied Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch
In 2015, Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition, by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old Saint Dick
In 2013, Dominic will grace the cover of 17 Magazine with the headline Total DOMination. He'll dethrone pop-sensation Justin Beeber as Americas Favorite Heartthrob
In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called Love Rejection, but it will be short lived after it's revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants
In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items, including the humili-car, the humili-fire and the humili-bake oven
This is the complete list folks...
