Dan talking about ditching his buddy to sit next to Monica in a computer class (how they met). She had a boyfriend at the time. He is a computer pro...but he asked her a simple question so she'd explain computers to him.
M: Met Ashley through a friend at a bar.
D: What was your pick up line? I've met a lot of scalawags around these parts, I hope you're not one.
M: I hit on her in a bar, she shot me down. A week later, I hit on her friend and her friend told Ashley so Ashley wouldn't date me for another 2 years! She said, I'm never dating a guy like you!
Memphis dated a bunch in that 2 years (very full of himself)
Ashley kept shooting him down. He went home for Christmas and couldn't talk to her for a couple weeks. He realized that the opportunity was there, but he had to stop being an idiot. He straightened up and they started dating. Every year it gets better.
D: What was your pick up line from that bar? ...Bet you didn't know I owned a 69 Camaro
M: with a leather jacket in the back.