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Title: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on January 15, 2003, 05:01:06 PM
I just saw the second show of Joe Millionaire.  Oh my god, is this a funny show.  The guy that is pretending to have inherited 50 million dollars looks and sounds like Puddy from Seinfeld.  Does anyone else agree?  I loved the dates he took the girls on.  Before they could drink wine, he made them pick bunches of grapes, I thought the cleaning of the stables was the best before they got on their horses.  And what kind of girl wears spiked heeled fashion boots to ride a horse??  She did not looked thrilled at all.  I missed the first show but I see that Fox will replay the 1st and second show on Thursday of this week.  So I will be tuned in. 8)
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Texan on January 16, 2003, 06:21:48 AM
I have not watched the show.  But I think I will watch the last show when they find out he does not have any money!! That would be tooo funny!
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Rob on January 16, 2003, 03:50:06 PM
Just setting here watching the reruns of the Joe Show, as I like to call it, and man HE IS THE WORST LIAR EVER! It is a good thing that these girls are too excited about the money because he is terrible at lying about his fake life! Anyway, I think the only good show will be the last one when he has to tell the truth! That will be GREAT
Rob
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Texan on January 17, 2003, 06:35:30 AM
Supposeably Alex the old host from Trading Spaces is on the show.  Did anyone recognize her??
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on January 17, 2003, 05:53:34 PM
;DWell I saw the first show last night and could not beleive what a gold digger and hag Heidi was.  She grabbed two ball gowns to try on and the one she eventually wore looked horrible on her.  Poor Zora was left without a dress and then she was stuck with one that was too small for her.  Someone switched with her and she looked much better.  I think Zora makes a nice match for Evan.  I look forward to the next show.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Mamaschatzi on January 17, 2003, 06:14:56 PM
I went over to the Joe Millionaire site and found that Alex McCleod from Trading Spaces is actually the host here as well.  
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on January 21, 2003, 09:15:27 AM
Do ya'll actually like this show?  I think it kind of stinks the way they are leading these woman to believe this guy is a millionaire.  I feel sorry for Zora because she feels so bad about herself with this guy because she grew up poor and he is supposed to be rich.  The only good thing is he is intrigued by her so he keeps her around.  
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Rob on January 21, 2003, 09:22:40 AM
I wondered last night when they tell the ladies the truth! I wonder if they tell them right after the exit interview or what. I bet the first group to be gone were the happiest! Just think about that.
Rob
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on January 21, 2003, 05:47:09 PM
I absolutely love the show.  I find Evan very funny and honest when he describes things.  I wouldn't feel too sorry for the women on the show, they applied to be on the show.  No one twisted their arms.  They have to realize this is a FOX broadcast and anything goes.  Remember FOX put out Temptation Island (first one was good) and Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, etc.  I still like Zora for Evan even though she blew her date last night.  I look forward to next weeks show.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: archangelnot on January 22, 2003, 02:45:40 PM
I'm a sucker for a good train wreck and that's what this show is... I think there is only one of the ladys left that might even be remotely able to forgive him for the lie... I think the rest are there for the money... and the one that might, cannot even open up to him, so I really doubt she will be around much longer...   Should make for an interesting ending...
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Texan on January 23, 2003, 06:29:43 AM
When is the ending?  I want to watch that show!!
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on January 23, 2003, 06:38:45 AM
I want to watch the ending also.  I sure want to see how the woman reacts.  LOL, that could be real good.

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: archangelnot on January 23, 2003, 12:31:36 PM
I think there is 2 or 3 weeks left in the show...

I do know they are replaying mondays episode tonite... 9 PM I think Eastern and Pacific.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on January 23, 2003, 01:41:28 PM
The site says that their are 7 episodes, so if they show it every week it will end on Feb 17.  Of course there is no telling if they will show it every week or not, but lets say some time around then.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: archangelnot on January 23, 2003, 02:59:11 PM
I actually had the wrong time... it's on at 8 PM eastern and pacific
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on January 29, 2003, 04:32:31 PM
Did anyone catch Joe Millionaire on monday?  It was very interesting.  MOJO was the unlucky one to not receive a ruby necklace.  She certainly freaked me out when she presented Evan with a love poem about finding true love and marriage and then he had to build a puzzle.  The puzzle was a picture of her with a slogan "I Pick you"  What a good way to scare off a guy.  She definitely has an agenda to meet some rich guy and marry him and live some fairytale.  Good god!!!! :o
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on January 29, 2003, 06:22:56 PM
I missed it and I am not happy... >:(Cindi forgot and watched it and taped American Idol, which I dont want to see.  Grrrrrr...

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on January 31, 2003, 10:38:58 PM
That's terrible Theresa.  I hope she filled you in on what happened.  If not, I will.  Let's make sure Cindi tapes this coming monday's show for you.  They are down to the 3 girls now.  I saw on Entertainment Tonight that Sarah (blondie) has appeared in bondage movies -- but Sarah admits she wasn't naked in them.   Bizarre or what. :o
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 01, 2003, 12:57:24 AM
No she did not fill me in yet.  I don't think she can remember anyones name.  Is Zora still in or has he got rid of her?  

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on February 02, 2003, 09:58:46 PM
Okay heres the scoop Theresa.  Last week's show had Evan taking each one on a different date back at the Chateau.  He took Sarah (big boobs and blond hair) on a bike ride to some vineyard and they did a whole bunch of wine tasting.  They were drunk and got back to the chateau late.  They were smooching during the wine tasting but then they walked into the dark forest and made out or something.  This is only speculation because the camera did not follow them in.  They just put in subtitles like:  slurp, hahahah, shhhh, hmmmm.  So it let you just imagine what they were doing.  :o :o :o

His date with Melissa (dark brown hair and curly, cute looking) was at the chateau.  They were going to prepare dinner together.  Melissa thought is was a joke until he started cooking.  She does not know how to cook.  Evan asked Melissa to make the salad and she was killing the tomato as she was trying to cut it.  He made some pasta dish with overcooked beef.  So when they sat down to eat, she told him it looked like dog ****.  He was not pleased and that was their date.  She mentioned in the voice over that her boyfriends always cooked for her.   :P :o

His date with Zora (tall dark brown hair - reminds me of Demi Moore) was a good one.  He took her horse back riding and she was just beaming.  They had such a good date that when they got back to the chateau they decided to sit in the hot tub since the other 3 girls were out.  Just as they were stripped down to their bathing suits the other 3 came home and invited themselves in also.  So they had Zora wearing a tank top over her bikini and the other girls were practically falling out of their tops.  Zora was so disgusted with their behaviour tht she left.  He is so suited for Zora (she is still in the running)

His date with MOJO (blond that wears hats) draws a blank with me.  I forgot what they did first but the second part of the date was MOJO giving Evan a poem she had wrote before she came to the show.  She read it and it was talking about marriage and finding the right person and then she gave him a present.  It was a puzzle he had to build and it was a picture of MOJO with a big banner that said "I PICK YOU"  He had trouble building the puzzle.  Are you barfing yet?? :-X :-X.  Then she bored him with a photo album of pictures of her and a picture of a cheque for 1 million dollars that she plans on cashing in two years.   :o :oIs this girl insane or what??  So that is the show.  MOJO didn't not receive a ruby necklace.  At the very end of the show, it showed Paul the butler saying he didn't get a ruby necklace but he swiped MOJO's puzzle.  That guy cracks me up with his dry wit. ;D  So I will tune in tomorrow.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 03, 2003, 04:51:36 AM
That sounds great, I will make sure to get it taped this week.

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Rob on February 03, 2003, 04:56:24 PM
Evan and Sarah "really bonded" as Evan said when choosing who stays and who goes. I just had to laugh! Here is why.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kozer1.html
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"Joe Millionaire" finalist starred in bondage and fetish flicks
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 03, 2003, 06:42:34 PM
LOL, I read about that yesterday, that is really funny.

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on February 05, 2003, 04:20:32 PM
Thanks for posting that article about Sarah.  That is hilarious.  How do people find these things.  Who gets the lucky job of researching this stuff?  Did anyone see the show on Monday night?  My tape had run out and I didn't get to see it.  I am so mad at myself.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Rob on February 05, 2003, 04:27:59 PM
Remember, the Encore is on tomorrow, Thursday! You will have to watch it.
Rob
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on February 05, 2003, 05:08:50 PM
Thanks for the info Rob.  I will definitely watch tomorrow.   :D
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 05, 2003, 06:17:36 PM
It's on tomorrow?  I didnt know that, why is it on tomorrow?

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 05, 2003, 06:21:43 PM
I hope Zora gets picked because that other girl will absolutely kill him when she finds out he has no money.  ALL she wants from him is money.  Actually that might be soooooo funny if he does pick her, LOL.

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on February 08, 2003, 09:36:48 PM
Well I saw the encore show on Thursday, so thank you Rob for putting me onto it.  It was worth watching.  It is too bad that Melissa always gets lousy dates with Evan.  Her first one in Paris ended with him giving her a picture of herself that he got some artist to do and it was not a very good picture.  Then the 2nd date he had her help prepare dinner and she was in shock as she certainly did not know how to cook.  And then she insulted the meaty pasta as looking like dog crap and now this last date, she was coming on strong and he didn't even attempt to kiss her.  They had no chemistry at all.  I enjoyed the date he had with Zora, they really hit it off and I thought it was hilarious when Joe asked Zora if she bought her breasts in NY.  What a blunder eh???  She was wearing a lowcut blouse and he kept staring there.  He meant to say "did you buy your dress in NY".  I also thought it was freaky when she had that dream that he really wasnt what he seemed or something.  So I guess next week is the final where he picks the one he wants.  I have my fingers crossed for Zora as I don't think he and Sarah are suited for each other then just having fun and fooling around.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 09, 2003, 06:03:14 AM
Is it the last one this week?  I think it is, but they fooled me on The Mole, so now I am lost.  Anyone know if this is the last one this week?

Theresa
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Rob on February 11, 2003, 06:54:50 AM
I heard a rumor that the lady Evan picked dumped him and is pregnant with another man's baby!?! This is just a rumor, but thought it was very interesting.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on February 11, 2003, 04:48:37 PM
You gotta be kidding.  I have found there is usually some truth in rumours.  I am in shock.  I was pretty pissed off last night that they just left us hanging until next weeks show.  Oh, the things they do to drive up ratings.  And I am a sucker for it.
Title: Re: Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on February 11, 2003, 04:49:43 PM
I am really ticked too, The Mole did it and now Joe Millionaire did it, urrrgghhhhh.

Theresa
Title: Re:Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on March 10, 2003, 11:29:32 PM
Has anyone heard, did these two ever actually date or anything after the show was over?  From what I am hearing they never did even date after it was over...
Title: Re:Joe Millionaire
Post by: Bathfizzy on March 11, 2003, 08:47:20 PM
Theresa, Zora was on Regis and Kelly and she stated that they did not date after seeing each other again on that reunion show.  Zora lives on the East Coast and Evan is on the westcoast and he has been bitten by the Hollywood bug.  I forgot what show Evan was on but he stated that they will remain friends.  On a side note.  I think it was my tv guide last week that stated in the gossip section that Zora was not as shy and as sweet as she portrayed on the show.  Apparently she posed topless for some calendar about 2 years ago.  I heard on the radio this morning that Sara was offered a million dollars to pose nude in playboy and she said no.  But she did offer to pose topless for 500,000.  
Title: Re:Joe Millionaire
Post by: CindiLou on March 11, 2003, 08:48:48 PM
I thought I heard on ET that Evan was posing nude for Cosmo. Did anyone else hear this?
Title: Re:Joe Millionaire
Post by: Theresa on March 12, 2003, 07:51:19 AM
i heard it