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" LOST" *spoilers*
Jeffrey Scott:
Cole, sorry to hear your role model died last night.
Cole:
who was that?
Jeffrey Scott:
Dude, what thread are we in? Oh, sorry I meant on Wednesday. Now can you figure it out? :meow:
Bashful:
Though I do not watch Lost very often, for reasons I won't go into right now, this blog was posted by a MySpace *friend*. For all of you Lost lovers out there, I think you may be sympathetic to his ranting. Here it is, along with a bit of editing by me:
Unless you are Barry or are stalking me, you probably don..t know how much I love Lost. Lost is my favorite TV show, and I really love TV. Not transvestites, television. Sure, transvestites are great, but Lost is not my favorite transvestite show. If you are stalking me, you know what my favorite transvestite show is.
That's right, America's Next Top Model.
Anywho, I'm totally into it. If there was poisoned God Kool-Aid on the Lost island, I would have drank it happily, gone back for seconds, stole my sister's cup, and made a personal pledge to swallow this stuff every single week. Which I have for a little over two seasons. Happily. Giddily, even. It's fantastic.
Last week's episode was so horrible that I'm blogging.
It failed on so many levels, made so many mistakes in writing and plot development, and was just so totally hella-suckarific that I can't even imagine the series being able to pull out of it. It really, really sucked. Seriously, I'm blogging about it.
I don't even know where to start in my condemnation. There have been other episodes that were just mediocre or just not that great, but this was really bad.
Beginning with a recap of an earlier episode concerning Mr. Eko's life... that's all you need to know. What the hell??? An episode recap???? I own the f______ DVD; I'll just watch the damn thing if I can't remember what happened. I don't need a recap.
Hey, look who magically rea-f******-ppeared. Sayid! Wow! Where the f*** did you come from??? How the hell you been, buddy? No one seems shocked that your back despite the fact that two episodes ago everyone was worried about you and Locke promised to go find you.
Now that Locke has that checked off his to-do list, he can get to more pressing matters, like getting to the next hatch to communicate with the other hatches. How did he find out that he could do this? Why, Desmond told him. Now would it have been handy if Desmond had told him that before they blew up the hatch? Yeah. But hell, who cares? Let's go! Just watch your step for burned-faced bears.
Hey, who's this coming with us? It's Nikki and Paolo! Yay! I liked you guys better when you were called Boone and Shannon, but whatever. The writers need Nikki and Paolo in order to communicate pressing plot points to the audience:
(scene: at the plane)
Paolo: What is Eko looking for?
Nikki: His brother.
Oh, s***! Someone else bought the Season Two DVD! Or paid attention during this episode! Good job, Nikki!
Nikki later goes on to look hot in a tank top, which is a requirement for crashing on a deserted island.
Meanwhile, Eko is on a mission. He is going to complete it come hell, highwater, or black smoke monster machine thingy. He marches half-dead through the jungle to give his confession to his brother. When he finally finds his brother he, wait for it, refuses to confess. Hey, Eko - next time you decide to not do something, why not just hang out on the beach with that cutie Claire? It'll save us all a lot of time.
TheCinera:
I disgaree, I thought it was a great episode.
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