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Surreal life 5
Texan:
okay, here is my take...Janice need to go to AA or drug rehab.
First off Jose has a book signing at the house and Omarosa wants to charge double to make money and Jose says no. Then she said let's at least add $5 to make some profit it is all about the profit. Okay for anyone that was not an Apprentice fan ~ One of the challenges Omarosa was in charge of the money and they came up short $150. So her being in charge of the money was a laugh. Then she decides to take charge she is going to be keeping the traffic flowing and then she starts ordering the other house guests around. Even asked Bronson if he knew how to count.
Book signing people make all kinds of comments to Jose...nothing phases him. Smiles, calm cool and collective, even eating at one point. I guy asked him to sign...To Bob sorry I ruined baseball...Jose said no so the guys says then right Mark McGuire is innocent. Jose said you know he is guilty. Jose said he has gotten death threats because of his book. **my opinion, there are some professional athletes that have not taken steroids, but I believe there are allot more then the average person thinks. Now that there are more drug screening I think there are less. And if Mark did not take them that is a fight he has with Jose not for the fans to try and start a fight with Jose**
Then they have to go bowling against a professional bowling team, but one will have to be on the other team. Janice immediately says I will do it. I can not bowl and I will mess up the other team. They get to the bowling alley and Janice says I am not bowling with the other team he is, pointing to Bronson. Of course this becomes and argument and Omorosa steps up to be the on the other team. They are playing people with special needs. Omorosa is great with the team, if you did not know her from before she would have been your favorite. She says in a confessional that she has special needs people in her family. This team have been bowling for a while are are really good. They are mouthing off to the Surreal life team. OF course Janice starts yelling in their face and then kept calling them a retard. The rest of the surreal lifers were shocked as she said this many times. Finally Bronson said do not say that their parents can hear you. Surreal lifers lost by 2 points, thanks to Omorosa and had to clean the shoes at the bowling alley.
The show ends with Janice trying to flirt with Jose saying she wants him( in the confessional) and the way she talks every man wants her...I do not see this but that is my opinion. Then she flashes part of her booty to him.
OMG!!! I almost forgot the best part...Janice's hair and make up guys had to come to do her hair and make up for her. She says she does not work without them and is not going to walk around with out her hair and make up. This means she took over the bathroom that her and Omorossa have and made Omorosa go the other bathroom that 4 of the other house mates share. Janice said she does not care what anyone else thinks she needs her people.
Previews for next week they have to strip for a show. Let's see who will freak out the most.......JANICE
Texan:
HEre is VH1's recap http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_surreal_life_5/92337/episode_about.jhtml
The Surreal Lifers learn that today they're putting on a burlesque show at a Hollywood Night-club! Jose jumps right in and even takes time to alter his costume to meet his specifications for his big show-stopping number. While, Miss Been-Around-The-Block-And-Seen-Everything Janice Dickenson takes a prudish attitude toward the whole scene; "I can't do this. I'm a PTA mom!" She threatens to leave the show again, leaving the rest of her team scrambling to either alter their routine or lose the competition. Finally, a heroic Pepa takes Janice aside and convinces her just in time to stick with it.
It's showtime! Bronson steps out onstage and improvs some appropriately off-color jokes, then intros the first act: "America The Booty-ful." The crowd cheers and applauds -- perhaps out of shock and terror -- at the sight of a hulking Jose Conseco dressed as an ersatz George Washington.
Texan:
Here is my take...is anyone watching this but me???
Okay this cast is definitely not bonding like other casts. Janice is such a drama queen, and the scary things is some of the things that come out of her mouth and then she says I am a mom I can not do that. WHAT??!?!
They got a note that they had to do a burles show. And even had a lady come and show them the moves. While they practiced, when Pepa pulled off Omarosa's top her under garment was not on well and her boobies shoed. She said she was embarrassed. Funny seeing Jose get dressed up in these little underwear....ladies if you are a Jose fan, you must tune in. He looks pretty good in the little undies.
We see in the beginning of the show at 6:30 am Janice's make up and hair people come in to start getting her ready. And yet again take over the bathroom. Omorosa just pushes past and starts to spray out mouse and they all freak out and Janice almost fell out of her chair. WHAT is that!?!? Omarosa looked at her and said it is mouse. After she walks out Janice told the guys I did not know what that was I thought it was a long, nasty poopy fart coming out. Give me a break MS I AM A SUPERMODEL has never heard mouse coming out of a can???
They all joke and rehearse and have to be at the show in like 1 hour. They get there and had time to rehearse, 15 minutes...Omorosa complaining about Pepa taking the whole time. Janice goes out and then start going on about how she is a Supermodel and she does not need to rehearse and that she NEVER rehearses twice ....blah blah blah I am a super model blah blah blah I am a super model....Hey did any of you know that Janice is a super model? Well if you did not she told you like 15 times and then you guessed it she quit. Also I have news for Janice...she WAS a supermodel....maybe it is just me but I do not want to see her in a bathing suit or on the front of a magazine anymore. She was leaving she could not do this as she was a mom...PEPA to the rescue boy this lady is good. So Janice comes back 1 minute before show and barely does anything. And then was not happy that they did not win. Pepa, Carey, Omarosa on one team Janice, Jose, caprice on the other and Bronson was MC.
That night they got home and the phone was ringing...It was for Omorosa she had a death in the family. So she started to call her mom and talk. Janice came in and said I need to call my kids how long are you going to be? Not nicely I might add. Omarosa snapped back 2 F$%^$ hours, I am on the phone. Janice called her a B!#$#$ and something else and walked off. Omarosa went and said something to the rest of the group. Janice came in and apologizes ~ I think to look good in front of Jose.
Then Omarosa and Bronson confront her about the hair and make up guys....they show she has her own make up room set up just for her since she had to have her guys there. She said someone will have to vacuum it as she tried to use it and the micro fiber cut her eyes!!! OMG give me a break. She said the make up room is not an option. Bronson and Omorosa walk off and Janice tries to say something but they left.
Show ends with them looking at José's' toe nails...My DVR cut off there so not sure the finally or what next week is about. These people are too funny!!
Trevor:
I'm watching the show and enjoying myself doing it. I totally agree with you regarding Janice Dickinson. She looks like somebody who partied just a little bit too hard in her prime. Her brain seems a little fried. I did a character breakdown of the show on the news page. Here is a link to it.
http://www.realityfanforum.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=17&Itemid=2
Texan:
Good job Trevor...okay i am out of the loop Carey is marringy Pink |( WHO knew? WOW the news page looks different.
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