Three couples battle it out tonight for the big prize in the finale of Amazing Race 7.
STEVE TILLEY, Special to The Free Press 2005-05-10 02:22:40
When it comes to reality TV, the Amazing Race is the show you can watch without feeling like you need to shower afterward.
It's a semi-genuine, pseudo-educational and consistently entertaining mix of travelogue, soap opera and game show and viewers have responded (particularly in Canada, where the galloping globetrotters routinely finish near the top of the ratings).
Season 7 of the Amazing Race, wrapping up its run tonight at 9 p.m. on CTV and CBS, sees Survivor alumni Rob and Amber leading the final three teams sprinting for the finish. The Romber's good fortunes might seem a little suspicious, given that CBS's clever bit of stunt-casting has made this one of the most talked-about seasons of the Amazing Race, but their continued success could simply be because they're the only ones actually playing the game.
Or are they? All it will take for bickering couple Ron and Kelly and down-on-their-luck spouses Uchenna and Joyce to slip past the chowderhead and his blushing bride is one small mistake, one lucky break or one bit of divine intervention on behalf of the producers.
Not that anyone would ever accuse a reality TV show of being open to behind-the-scenes manipulation.
As the teams shoulder their packs and prepare to leave London on the leg's last race, all eyes are on the final three. Who will win? Who deserves to win?
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Rob Mariano, 29 ; Amber Brkich, 26
Engaged Survivor alumni who married post-race in a soon-to-be-televised ceremony.
Position: 1st
Why they entered: Because CBS asked them to. And why not? Survivor: All Stars' million-dollar winner Amber and her runner-up beau have turned the spotlight on this season's race in a big way, with viewers divided between those who want to see them repeat their Survivor success and those who want the smirking Robfather and his dimply doll to go down in flames.
Why they'll win: They're the one team that has truly played this race like a game. Deception, bribery, milking their fame to get help from the locals . . . no tactic has been too underhanded for the Romber.
Why they won't: Because they already have a million bucks from Survivor and way more than their 15 minutes of fame. And because there's a fine line between playing well and being a pair of obnoxious cheaters.
Defining moment: Rob's back-to-back bribes in Santiago, Chile, where he first paid a local to keep quiet about an earlier bus leaving the airport and then paid the bus driver to only open the front doors so Rob and Amber could get a head start on the other teams.
Odds: 3-2
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Ron Young, 28 ; Kelly McCorkle, 26
Dating couple in the early stages of their relationship.
Position: 2nd
Why they entered: The former Iraq PoW and his Miss Carolina 2002 honeypie figured the race would allow them to spend a lot of time together under stressful circumstances and determine whether their relationship could work. I think we have the answer.
Why they'll win: Ron deserves to win simply for putting up with his cranky girlfriend for this entire globe-spanning trek.
Why they won't: They're neither the strongest of the final three (that would be Rob and Amber) nor the most genuinely deserving (Uchenna and Joyce). Considering how poorly they function as a team and as a couple, it's amazing they've even made it this far.
Defining moment: When Kelly took Ron to task for his lack of commitment to anything, citing the example of how he managed to get out of the army by being taken prisoner in Iraq. Wow. Just . . . wow.
Odds: 4-1
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Uchenna Agu, 40 ; Joyce Agu, 44
Married couple who have fallen on hard times, financially and emotionally.
Position: 3rd
Why they entered: They clearly figured their luck was in need of a drastic turnaround. Uchenna worked for Enron, Joyce worked for WorldCom, and several attempts at having children, including through in vitro fertilization, have failed. What's the worst that could happen?
Why they'll win: Of the remaining teams, they're the most deserving, both for their situation outside the realm of the race and for their generally upstanding behaviour during it. And let's not forget that interesting news item that broke just before the race began. If you don't know what we're talking about, you don't want to. Yet.
Why they won't: There's really no reason why they shouldn't win, except that they've occasionally allowed their soft hearts to slow them down, like lending a hand to struggling seniors Meredith and Gretchen. Also, they enter the final leg of the race in last place.
Defining moment: Arriving at a Fast Forward challenge in India, only to learn it involved both team members shaving their heads. The already smooth-pated Uchenna comforted his distraught but determined wife as she bit the bullet and allowed her lengthy locks to be shorn.
Odds: 2-1
IF YOU WATCH
What: The Amazing Race finale
When: Tonight, 9 p.m.
Where: CBS, CTV
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