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Rob:
Did anyone see the Teacher/Student audition tonite, the Teacher got thru, but the student missed out, and the teacher was about to have a stroke? Will she be the next one that we see on TV with another teacher/student sex scandal? YIKES  @(^

ROb

Rob:
Did anyone see Dirk & Adam right at the end. OMG, they sounded like Special Ed off of Crank Yankers!

LMAO

Rob

gucciii:
Round two came and went. There were a few funny ones that caught my eye. The fist one was Jessica Potius. Definite eye candy there. She is 16. Now let’s hope that the voice is anywhere near as good as she looks. She sings Over the Rainbow. Was she good? I honestly don’t know. It seems my two dogs began to howl like mad as soon as the first notes came out of her mouth. The only time they howl like that is when they hear a high-pitched noise like a fire truck or ambulance. There fore I will base my guess on the dogs. She sucked. Next……..

Adam and Dirk. All I kept say was Twiddley Dee and Twiddley Dum to myself. Call it intuition, sixth sense, what ever, but I just knew they were going to sink. Dirk goes in first. He thinks he’s a comedian. I sometimes wonder if one of the requirements to get to the audition is that you are highly delusional about your talents. His sandpaper like voice just about destroys the song Current Love. At least that’s what I think he was attempting to sing. The look on Simon’s face was priceless. It had that “Be gone evil spirits. I exorcise you from this room”

Next was Adam. Adam thinks he is exactly what America is looking for. Sad thing is that he does not say which America. South America? Central America? Sure as hell is not the US of America. Adam also thinks he is an impersonator. He does what is a dull Simon impersonation. Ok that sucked. Maybe his singing will be better (deep down I just know it won’t be) He proceeds to sing warble desecrate This I Promise You. . Final results He sucks. But I have now changed my mind about him being an impersonator. He did an excellent impersonation of an AI reject.

The funniest thing I saw was when they ran the clip of folks singing Proud Mary. There was one guy in a cowboy hat that had to be seen. He was all over the place. He danced worst than he sang. In fact you were so intent on watching him dance that you never heard his voce. Perhaps it was best that we did not hear it.

  Next we saw 16-year-old Aa'shia Jackson. All I can ask is what were the judges drinking? She came into the room doing a rap. Randy seems to be grooving on it. She now proceeds to sing, “I’ll be There” (note – as soon as she begins the song my two dogs run out of the room and head down to the quiets of the basement) I trust my dogs more than I trust the judges. Somehow she makes it. Outside we get to see her mother. Yikes!!!! Talk about a stage mother, and loony bin all rolled into one.

All in all tonight’s show was rather tame in comparison to last night. Next week is New Orleans. Now that should be wild!

puddin:
 ^/^ LOL ,thanks for the recap gucci , we were looking forward to reading it  /*^  ^&#  ;;)  &*&

tanbuns:
Hey Gucciii.... I liked Aa'shia, although she needs a new look badly. But I believe she is very talented, which is all you need at the tryouts. Another guy that I thought was great, was Osborne Smith, son of baseball great Ozzie Smith.

I wonder sometimes how many of these people know that they can't sing, but just want to be on television. But you can tell from the reactions of some, that they are shocked that Simon, Randy, and Paula don't think they can sing!

My favorite "bad" singer, was Jessica Pontius, who sang Somewhere Over The Rainbow. While singing in a very monotone manner, she changed keys a couple of times, wounding up in a key so high, that she could reach the notes.

There were a couple of singers that I thought got robbed. One was Joe Schoen, who was the "cruise boat" singer. (I knew he shouldn't have told Simon that) He got into a war of words with Simon, with is a mistake, because Simon has to be the star of the show.

I also thought Jeremy, the guy who was the singing "student" was good, and was surprised that they didn't let him make it, along with his voice teacher.


BTW Gucciiii.....how did you get you vidcaps. I tried to copy some from the official site, but it wouldn't let me!  :(*8

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