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BB9 Ongoing *LF Commentary* #5
MamaTo4boys:
OMG I just noticed my baby siggy - earlier I was making fun of Natalie counting her brain cells.
bhazlewood:
An Open Letter to CBS:
Dear CBS,
Perhaps you've been watching the various websites that report on, or are fans of, your show "Big Brother". Perhaps not. But I can summarize them for you in three words.
THIS CAST SUCKS. At this point, we are presented with:
A Delusional, number-obsessed stalker
A Booger-Eating, Testicle Scratching ogre youknowwhatimean?
A Pink Haired "gay porn" star.
A "45-year old" "single mother" "KNOW THIS" who knows only five "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" phrases "YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW."
A Blob of Human Flesh, who, aside from injuring himself, does nothing but eat, and is only there because his girlfriend (who was the first one voted out) wanted to be on the show.
The Bible-Reading Marine Brat Mole. By the way, that show (the Mole) is already on another network, and was canceled quickly the first time around.
At this point, you can redeem yourself in two ways.
1) Please make intelligent casting decisions when it comes to Big Brother 10. i.e people with multiple brain cells who can plan and scheme without needing to have dreams about it.
2) Take the unused Nuke from Jericho and explode it in the house with the current house guests, after rescuing the only redeeming creatures in the house, the Guinea Pigs.
Signed,
A BB fan at wit's end.
marigold:
:ty Well put.
I'm afraid if I wrote that I wouldn't be as kind between the truly disgusting and the incredibly boring what a great season.
peppermintpatty:
--- Quote from: bhazlewood on April 08, 2008, 06:01:30 AM ---An Open Letter to CBS:
Dear CBS,
Perhaps you've been watching the various websites that report on, or are fans of, your show "Big Brother". Perhaps not. But I can summarize them for you in three words.
THIS CAST SUCKS. At this point, we are presented with:
A Delusional, number-obsessed stalker
A Booger-Eating, Testicle Scratching ogre youknowwhatimean?
A Pink Haired "gay porn" star.
A "45-year old" "single mother" "KNOW THIS" who knows only five "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" phrases "YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW."
A Blob of Human Flesh, who, aside from injuring himself, does nothing but eat, and is only there because his girlfriend (who was the first one voted out) wanted to be on the show.
The Bible-Reading Marine Brat Mole. By the way, that show (the Mole) is already on another network, and was canceled quickly the first time around.
At this point, you can redeem yourself in two ways.
1) Please make intelligent casting decisions when it comes to Big Brother 10. i.e people with multiple brain cells who can plan and scheme without needing to have dreams about it.
2) Take the unused Nuke from Jericho and explode it in the house with the current house guests, after rescuing the only redeeming creatures in the house, the Guinea Pigs.
Signed,
A BB fan at wit's end.
--- End quote ---
:funny: :funny: :funny:...o my %^#%@ head. and thank you
ThunderStruck:
OK,
After (hopefully) a double eviction tomorrow night, the remainder have to spend the next week blindfolded. It's a test of what they've studied in the house....right?
EXCEPT if Natalie survives, she's the only one to stay blindfolded, just that she doesn't know it's only her! And the rest of the remaining HGs get to point, pick on and laugh at her.
:neener:
BB says that if you remove the blindfolds (just kidding cause it's only Natalie) you might as well walk right out the Big Brother door so Natalie doesn't pull it off all week
:jam:
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