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puddin:
We do miss you Bathfizzy
..but I am very happy that you are enjoying your life and your beautiful family.. :-*
EPISODE 4
On the road to Mississippi, Nicole mentions that she doesn't know much about the state. "It's where Forrest Gump was from," Paris explains.

The girls are set to stay with the Skinner family, where parents Jimmy and Patty lay down the law for sons James and Jarod. "Just cuz they got money, they think they can do whatever they want," James complains. Patty has one strict rule: no shoes inside the house. Do stilettos count?

Paris and Nicole notice the many animal heads mounted on the Skinners' walls. Jimmy boasts that they hunt and eat deer. He asks them to assist in cooking one. Between gagging noises, Nicole helps the preparation while Paris sits idly by. Dared by James, Nicole takes a bite of the meat. She quickly spits it out.

James works with the girls to knock down an above-ground pool. He makes fun of them, calling the two girls "Dumb" and "Dumber." Nicole is pissed. She threatens him and lets the expletives fly. Jarod takes her aside to let her know that this is his brother's way of showing off in front of women. Nicole has met many men, and this is not how they are supposed to act.

Jimmy invites the local firemen over to pose with Paris and Nicole for a calendar. But first, the girls change into the skimpiest bikinis. This is a job they can get used to! Nicole fires the water hose at James, who enacts revenge by squirting a fire extinguisher at her back. "I always get the last laugh," Nicole warns.

That night, Nicole refuses to come to the dinner table. The family implores James to apologize to her. He goes out to the Airstream where Nicole is blow drying. James is amazed that it takes her two hours to brush her hair. Instead of having dinner with the family, the girls go out to a club without telling the Skinners. Seems they don't need two hours to get ready for dancing.

The next morning, Jimmy has arranged a job for them. Since they need money, they agree to go to the Cajun sausage factory. Their new task is to make sausages. When she sees liver, Paris asks if it is "fuh grah." Both girls groan when the meat is ground up. They get instructions on how to put the meat into the casings, and are left to do it themselves. "Don't let the blood spot or your outfit will be ruined," Paris cautions Nicole.

It's self-imposed break time, so Paris and Nicole take a couple bags of potato chips outside and dance to the radios from cars driving by. Their boss orders them back in to work. But instead of making sausages like they were instructed, the girls spray the meat all over the kitchen. Their bosses are horrified, and have them attempt to sell what they made to passing motorists on the street. Apparently dressing like a hooker gives you the same set of job skills, so the girls pawn all the sausages by appealing to the men who stop to get a look at the freak show. Nicole even whips a link in her hand like a sexual toy.

Before they head home, the girls make one sausage out of dog food for James. Back at the Skinner house, Jimmy praises the girls for earning a living for the one day instead of "laying out on a beach with your daddy's money." They present the free food for the family from the sausage factory, singling out the special one for James.

The girls leave, eager to get out of Mississippi. Later, the Skinners cook up the sausages for dinner, putting aside the special one just for James. The dog salivates as James bites into the dog food-filled link. Gross!

1976 miles to go, and no foie gras in sight…

puddin:
EPISODE 5
As they drive into Cajun Country, Nicole says that she can't believe Britney Spears hails from Louisiana. "Ugh, no wonder she lives in L.A.," Paris snarls. They pull up to the Mequet home, and bemoan the fact that the family lives on a swamp. "Great, I'm wearing all white," Nicole says. They tell Mitch the Mequet dad that they love to fish. Yeah, right. Younger sister Jenny announces that she is a shopaholic, and the girls determine that this is what their "task" will be. In her baby-talk voice, Paris promises to help Jenny with her first date.

Jenny gets the family credit card and her mother Laurette sets a $75 limit. Does she know who she's sending her daughter out to shop with? Nicole informs thirteen-year old Jenny that she will need new underwear for the date. Bored with having the attention on someone else, Paris and Nicole go off to try on outfits. Then Paris gives Jenny a lesson on how to walk in high heels "like the models do." The total at the cash register comes to $489.76 -- just a bit above the $75 limit. The girls convince Jenny that it's not that bad. Back home, Laurette scolds Jenny for her heiress-like spending. But Laurette also blames the girls. She orders Jenny to take it all back.

Paris and Nicole go to their new job where they are to help catch crawfish on the bayou with fisherman Bradley Richard. "It's not crawfishing clothes, but it was good enough for me," Bradley's teenage son Boo Boo says about the girls' skimpy attire. Bradley orders them to bait 65 traps. The girls put on yellow overalls and cut up the bait. Then it's a speedboat ride to dump the traps, where they overfill 25 traps instead of the requisite 65. As the traps sit out overnight, Paris joins Bradley for a crawfish boil party alone because Nicole is "sick." Paris comes up with a BRILLIANT plan during the party. She decides to dump piles of the already cooked crawfish into her handbag and pass it off as raw at work.

The next morning, she takes the handbag bounty onto the boat. As Nicole distracts Boo Boo, Paris mixes the cooked in with the live trapped crawfish. The girls sell their 52-pound sack of "raw" fish, and the girls quickly drive away $78 richer. The buyer complains to Bradley that the crawfish he was just hoodwinked into purchasing is already boiled. "We got away with it, as usual," Paris giggles.

That night, the girls are to chaperone Jenny's first date. Mitch and Laurette warn Jenny that she is not allowed to wear high heels or skimpy clothes or too much makeup or perfume. But the Mequets don't know who they're messing with, and stupidly leave their daughter with the girls. "Let's get slutty!" Nicole tells Jenny. Paris loads Jenny with smoky makeup as Nicole teases her hair. Jenny resembles them! Polite date Matthew comes to the door, and the girls grill him for Jenny. "If you hurt her, I will hunt you down and I will kill you," Nicole warns him. Newly-sexed-up Jenny comes out and sits on the couch with Matthew. They have nothing to say to each other in the glare of the TV cameras, so the girls suggest that they all go "frogging." Both Paris and Nicole kiss a frog but he doesn't turn into a famous rockstar, so they throw him back in. As they leave Jenny to say goodnight to her date, Nicole comments on Jenny's outcome. "She'll be pregnant in six months," she says.

After swindling crawfishers and scandalizing a pre-teen, Paris and Nicole have only 1784 miles to go!

Brown Guy:
I found it extremely amusing when the guy opened the bag of crawfish and said that they were boiled. I am however wondering about a simple thought. The show make Paris seem like a complete airhead yet she manages to think of elaborate schemes of manipulating people. The crawfish thing for example. I mean she couldnt have thought of that on her own...could she? Any thoughts?

puddin:
LOl Brown Guy...Nicole & Paris are Spoiled Brats..I think it's selective hearing..there told to do something..so they just do the opposite..they are smart..(they remind me of my 10 yr old   :P )

The Simple Life 2: Road Trip 
Life in the fast lane comes to a screeching halt as charming celebutantes Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie rough it on a road trip from Miami Beach to Beverly Hills

Out Takes

Rob:
I think if it is to get out of work, Paris and Nichole could think up some great schemes!

Rob

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