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BB9 ongoing *commentary* #2
bhazlewood:
OK - first things first - this post is meant to be humorous, and is not intended to be disrespectful, demeaning, sacreligious, or in any way hurtful to any one. If this offends someone, that's on me, and I apologize.
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<Heaven, office of The Almighty>
Angel : Excuse me, omnificient creator of the universe...
God : I've told you 48,371,294,388,002 times, a simple "God" is sufficient.
Angel : Yes, great ominiscient, uhm, I mean, yes, God.
God : So what can I do for you?
Angel : Sir, there was a crane collapse in NYC...
God : Yes, I know. What of it?
Angel : Well, I thought you might want to send some help to the search teams...
God : Let Gabriel take care of it. I'm watching Big Brother.
Angel : Sir?
God : Yes, this Natalie girl, she needs my help.
Angel : Yes sir, all the humans do...
God : No, she especially needs my help. The HOH competition is coming up.
Angel : But sir, isn't she the stripper with the abortions and the big...
God : Heart. Yes, she is, but let the one without sin toss the first stone. Sit down, Jesus, it's just an expression.
Angel : Ok, but there's also these tornados in Atlanta.
God : Look, we have an entire Natural Disasters division to take care of those.
Angel : Yes, but they could use some extra help...
God : Well, fine, send Mary.
Angel : Sir, she's out appearing as a stain under a bridge in Chicago.
God : I wish she would stop that.
Angel : Sir, if you don't mind my asking, why are taking such an interest in this year's show? I mean last year, there was Amber...
God : The whiny one? Ugh, she irritated me to no end. Besides that, she never asked, she just told me what to do. I HATE being told what to do.
Angel : OK, then Jameka.
God : Look don't question me, I might have to punish you.
Angel : You'll send me to hell?
God : Worse, I'll put you on the cast for Big Brother 10.
Angel : <shudders> That won't be necessary, sir, I was just leaving.
marigold:
ha ha ha ha that's funny bhazlewood
Oh while god is at it, I hope he doesn’t forget those abs Josh was requesting :lol:
georgiapeach:
Oh my gosh bhazlewood--that absolutely cracks me up! You did that so well! I totally believe in the power of prayer, but for BB?? :rotf:
I said on the feeds earlier that Natalie was totally convinced that God was watching BB--and I just hoped he didn't get the live feeds! :lol3:
And hey--Atlanta appreciates the effort! :kissy:
sunshine26:
--- Quote from: bhazlewood on March 17, 2008, 07:14:55 PM ---
--- Quote from: sunshine26 on March 17, 2008, 02:57:11 PM ---hi ya! :waves: like i said it is JMO! [sorry i think shelia is playing a good game] i know i am one of the few [sorry] but like i said shelia is just saying what nat wants to hear, doesnt mean she agreeing with nat, just planting seeds. JMO i cant help it, i just dont like any of the others but sharon and shelia [sorry] :'(
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HEY!
Quit apologizing. You have a right to your (wrong :neener:) position. :D
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wow! i paid for this?
bhazlewood:
--- Quote from: sunshine26 on March 17, 2008, 10:00:34 PM ---
--- Quote from: bhazlewood on March 17, 2008, 07:14:55 PM ---
--- Quote from: sunshine26 on March 17, 2008, 02:57:11 PM ---hi ya! :waves: like i said it is JMO! [sorry i think shelia is playing a good game] i know i am one of the few [sorry] but like i said shelia is just saying what nat wants to hear, doesnt mean she agreeing with nat, just planting seeds. JMO i cant help it, i just dont like any of the others but sharon and shelia [sorry] :'(
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HEY!
Quit apologizing. You have a right to your (wrong :neener:) position. :D
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wow! i paid for this?
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You paid? Dang it, now I have to take it back.
OK, seriously, you don't have to apologize for your position. You have as much right to think Sheila is playing a good game as anyone else does to think she's doing terrible. Or not just good, but great!!! The :neener: was just meant to show I was teasing about the "wrong opinion". Have fun on the board, take most of what I say with a grain of salt, and you'll do just fine. Or, take my wife's advice and just ignore me. I promise I'll grow up someday. Just not someday soon. :angel:
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