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How I Met Your Mother
TheCinera:
It was the first season. One of the best episodes from it, too.
CeeeJay:
ebay it is...i need to buy the first two seasons this show is the best!
CeeeJay:
Oct 15th Episode
Little Boys
Barney and Ted fight over getting the same girl; Robin pretends to like her new boyfriend's son
Quotes:
Robin: I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney: Shotgun!
Barney: You can't spell "game" without "me", and me has the best game.
Marshall: We've had sex 1,053½ times... my mom called once.
Barney: You can’t spell game without me.
Lily: Well, there’s nothing wrong with this guy. He’s really nice and he’s really cute.
Ted: But…
Lily: Fine. But he has a kid.
Marshall: Oh…
Ted: Aha there it is. Robin is not going out with a guy with a kid.
Lily: But the guy is really great and his kid’s sweet. He’s in my class.
Ted: It doesn’t matter. Robin hates kids.
Robin: I don’t hate kids.
Ted: You told me even when you were a kid you hated kids.
CeeeJay:
October 22nd 2007
How I Met Everyone Else
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale. Ted and the new girl Blah Blah (literally thats how they introduced her...but she said everyone could call her Blah) met online but she was embaressed so told everyone they met in French Cuisine Cooking Class and it was love at first site.
Quotes:
Barney: The only hot girls who troll the Internet for dudes are hookers, crazy, or dudes.
Ted: I'm 'Too Much Tongue Guy'.
Lily: And I'm 'Unreasonably Small Mouth-Opening Girl'.
Barney: Worst... superheroes... ever.
TheCinera:
I liked how they showed how Teb and Blah-Blah met. I was laughing in class today about it, and I bet people were wondering what was so funny. Maybe they suspected I was "eating a sandwich" or something. :lol3:
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