http://www.survivorfever.net/index8.htmlRob Cesternino:
Live with Regis and Kelly Appearance (2.24.04)
Highlights of Interview:
Kelly: It looks like misery over there.
Rob: It is miserable over there. So it's not so bad to be voted out
Regis: What is the difference between this all star game and the first one that you went through?
Rob: The first time that you go play everyone is a stranger, if you're a really good player or a snake, people don't know. Last time it took them about a month to figure it out. This time everybody knew right off the bat, they don't want to trust me.
Kelly: You seemed to be on the outs right away.
Regis: Why is that, because you're too good, too slick or you're really a snake?
Rob: Can I use a lifeline? *laughter* I think they said I was too smart, then they said I was too funny, so get rid of me.
Kelly: You get the girls on your side somehow and then they are protective of you and then you stab them right in the back, it's so bizarre.
Regis: But this is the cream of the crop that's survived all these games.
Kelly: Did Richard Hatch attack the shark or did the little shark attack Richard Hatch?
Rob: It didn't look like the shark was bothering anyone. It was hiding under a rock. He didn't want anything to do with Richard Hatch. He starts sticking his hand in there. And he bit the shark.
Regis: What was the worst moment of the whole thing?
Rob: We went 3 days without any water. Also, it was pretty bad that there were 2 people that were hooking up right where I was trying to sleep.
Kelly: What do you mean hooking up?
Rob: I don't think we can get into this on daytime television.
Regis: Just tell us who they were and we'll forget about it.
Rob: I'm trying to forget about them.
Kelly: Wasn't it the other Rob and ummm, uhhh... Amber?
Rob: Right. The guy from Boston tried to get one over on the New Yorker.
Regis: You sound a little jealous.
Rob: Oh I'm not jealous.
Regis: Good.
Regis: You tried to survive by forming an alliance with the other Rob? How did that work out?
Rob: Not so good, I'm sitting here.
Kelly: I would think that everyone would get together and try to vote out Richard Hatch first? But that's not what you've all done.
Rob: He's not on my tribe, they haven't gone to vote but the thing about Richard is that he's strong, you need his strength.
<Clip of two Robs making an alliance>
Kelly: He beat you at your own game.
Rob: He did I gotta give credit where credit is due.
Kelly: Why did you let him?
Rob: You gotta make an alliance with someone.
Rob Cesternino's Late Show with David Letterman Appearance2.23.04
Hanky Skanky
You're a Loser, Baby
Highlights of Interview:
David: Now did you win Survivor, is that how you got on the All Star team?
Rob: No, Dave I've never won Survivor.
Dave: You've been on this show before?
Rob: I've never been on this show before
Dave: But you've lost on Survivor before?
Rob: I've now lost twice on Survivor
Dave: Now we only have losers on this show, how come we've never seen you before?
Rob: Because I came so close to winning, you only talked to the winner.
Dave: Did you notice anything about this round as compared to the first round?
Rob: No it's the same thing.
Dave: You didn't get as far this time as last time?
Rob: Not even close
Dave: What did you do wrong?
Rob: I think everyone saw how I played the game last time and they couldn't trust me again.
Dave: What about that naked guy is he still out there on that island?
Rob: Yes and he's still naked.
Dave: Rupert do you have a question.
Rupert: Was there any hanky panky?
Rob: Actually there was but it was so much there was hanky skanky.
Dave: Whoa! What does that mean.
Rob: There was stuff that if my parents knew what was going on, they would have never let me go on this trip.
Dave: Do you need parental consent to go on Survivor now.
Dave: Smitty do you have a question for two time Survivor loser, Rob Cesternino?
Smitty: Did you see or touch any monkeys?
Rob: Yes, Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz.
Dave: Congratulations, good luck to you Rob.
