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ep 7 play by play
« on: November 08, 2005, 08:17:49 PM »
thanks to SurvivorLDog93 @ sucks for the play by play  :tada:


Phil voice: Previously, six families left Panama, to Costa Rica. Teams sprinted to the edge of a volcano. Paolos conspired against the Weavers, who lashed out. At the Roadblock, Tammy Gaghan searched in vain. Teams ventured into a rain forest, and garbageman Tony Paolo outmuscled his sons. In the final run to the pitstop, Marian Paolo struggled to keep up, but they were team #1. The Gaghans couldn't catch up, and never recovered.

Now, five families remain. Who will be eliminated next?


Credits roll.

Phil voice: This is Costa Rica. This Pacific paradise, the sixth pitstop.

Can the Paolos continue to capitalize on teamwork?
Will Weavers survive being outcasts?

Paolo, 7:27 am, CLUE: Travel to Playa Maracas.
Phil: One team member swims out to a buoy for the next clue.
Marian, conf: I'm tired.

Linz, 7:28 am
$310 for this leg of the race.
Confs: This isn't about physical fitness. This is a learning experience.

Bransen, 7:29 am.
Confs: Dad can't handle it. It's gotta be a team effort.

Tony will swim out to the buoy for Paolos.
Mom: There's the Cincinnati boys ...
Linz family arrives, begins the buoy swim.
Bransens close behind.
Nick passes Tony.
Tony struggles.
Wally swims out and misses the buoy, to the dismay of the fam.

Nick, 1st to the buoy CLUE.
Tony hangs on the buoy, for dear life. He can't sink down underwater for the buried clue.
DJ: Dad! Don't drown!
The sons swim out and get him some help.

CLUE: Make your way to La Iglesia de Metal.
Phil: This metal church was imported from Belgium. An altar boy will give the next clue.

Bransen, 2nd to shore.
Tony Paolo finally makes it back to shore.
Linz speaking Spanglish, asking for phone.
Someone speaks ENGLISH!!

The drivers say it's a 2 1/2 hour drive.

At long last, Godlewski, 4th, leave the pitstop.
Sharon will swim.
Quickly she gets to the buoy, and double-overarm-backstrokes her way to the shore with the clue.

Weaver, 9:00, last to depart pitstop.
Conf: It's greater to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not. We're competitors!

Rolly swims out and back in a jiffy.
Mom: Thank you, Jesus!


Godlewskis on payphone, arrange for taxi.
Weavers call on the same phone, get a taxi close behind.
More Spanglish. Rrrapido!

First to tow, Linz.
A funeral going on, as they reach the altar boy.

DETOUR.
Brush, or Barrel.
Brush, teams travel by taxi 10 miles to an ox cart factory. Choose a cartwheel, follow the pattern and decorate the wheel to the approval of the artisan.
Barrel. Travel 10 miles to a sugar plantation, transport 1 ton of sugar 6 miles, then search a factory for the next CLUE.

Decisions, decisions ...

Linz, sugar.
Paolo, sugar.

Weavers do handclaps and cheerleading for their driver Armando, as he passes everything on the road.

At the cane plantation, they load sugar cane.
Meanwhile, Godlewskis exasperated in traffic.

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2005, 08:32:15 PM »
Oops .. it was the Bransens exasperated before the commercial.

Anyway ...

Linz madly load sugar cane, while Paolos ... you guessed it ..> ARGUE.
Bransens still headed for the BRUSH, while in 4th, Godlewski choose to paint. In last, Weavers choose BRUSH.

Linz, Paolos toss cane.
Man: Esta' bien! (It's good!)
Linz leave the plantation in 1st.

Bransens start to paint; Godlewskis arrive.
The Godlewskeeediots are painting each outlined figure individually, instead of painting from the inside out. Bet they'll smudge 'em ...
Sharon: Trish! I don't wanna have to redo your stuff!

First to the "toneleria", Linz.
They look through marked racks for a barrel hiding the CLUE.
They find marked barrels.
They decide to use tools to open barrels.
They didn't have to!
CLUE: Fly to Phoenix, AZ.
Phil: They'll choose a marked car, and drive to the Bondurant (?) driving school (?) for the next clue.

Paolos look through barrels, find CLUE.
Off they go, for the aeropuerto.

Bransens come to the end of the paint job, get approval and a CLUE. They're off.

Godlewskis paint .. Weavers paint ...
Weavers finish in 4th.
Frustrated, Godlewski: How'd they finish!? They got here 20 minutes after us?
Sister: It's 'cause we're housewives!
Airport.
A plane leaves at 9:45, but there aren't enough seats.
The American Airlines peeps close the ticket counter.
Male (DJ?) voice: The guy's a MORON!

Weavers make it to the airport, with glee: The Cleavers! The Cleavers! Whee!

EQUALIZER.
Bransen, Paolos leaving 10 minutes ahead of Linz, the next morning.
Tony: Team Florida is on the same flight! Sonofabitch!
Godlewskis finally finish painting.
Off to the airport ...
DJ admits they're trying to knock the Weavers out.
Mom Weaver: Let's be friends.
DJ has this look on his face, like ... WTF!?!?
Linz flight #1.
Ten minute later departing, Weaver, Bransen, Paolo, Godlewski, all make flight #2.

Teams change planes in different cities.
At their airports, they try for better seats, to be closest to the front.

At the counter, Godlewski family is shocked to find out that America West somehow .. LOST their reservation?
Voice: Out luck just SUCKS!

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2005, 08:47:07 PM »
My network cut into election results  (:;)


At JFK, the Godlewskis beg to get on the flight.
America West finds a flight via Newark, and they'll accept.
THey have to taxi to EWR, though.
At EWR, they arrive.
They run to America West counter, and will arrive in PHX 9:20 am.

Flight #1, 7:00 am out of Newark, Godlewski.
FLight #2, leaves JFK with Weaver, Paolo, Bransen.
Flight #3, leaves Atlanta with Linz.

Phil: They have to drive 14 miles to the Bondurant Superkart School for the next clue.

PHX.
Godlewski, arrive 1st, 45 minutes EARLY!!!
Voice: Oh, man! It's hotter than SNOT!

Next, Flight #2 from JFK arrives with Bransen, Weaver, Paolo.
Teams run through the airport to find their designated cars.
Bransen, Weavers find the marked car. They take 10 East.
Paolos can't find a car.
Linz arrive last, quickly depart.

Mom Paolo holds up the team with whining and exhaustion.
Finally they find their Yukon and head off.
Mom: I hope to God you never get married, D! No wife would ever put up with your nonsense! I don't know why your dad just doesn't knock your head off!
At Bondurant ...

Godlewski, ROADBLOCK.
Phil: Suit up, get behind the wheel of a supercart, finish a 50 lap race in sweltering heat for the next CLUE.
Michelle will ride.

Bransen, 2nd to the ROADBLOCK. Weavers 3rd.
Weaver Mom: If this is that thing where you have to drive the car around, I'm doing it!
To man, Mom: My husband was killed on a race track a year ago. It was horrible.
More tears from the kids ...
More encouragement from the attendant ...
Off goes the Widow Weaver!
Michelle, Wally and Widow race around in the hot-ass Arizona sun.

The Weaver kids aren't enjoying this ... ONE ... BIT.

Linz, 4th to the ROADBLOCK.

In the lead, Godlewski and Bransen lap the Widow.
The Godlewski sisters go to the Weaver family and attempt encouragement. (Lamely, though.)

Michelle, lap 36. Wally, lap 9. Widow, lap 6.
Paolo, 5th to the ROADBLOCK, last place.

Wally Bransen, 20 laps now.
Michelle Godlewski almost finished.
Tommy Linz already at 14, catching up.
DJ Paolo, driving like a maniac.
Wally, pitstop at 25 laps.
Michelle, 49 laps ... now 50.

Godlewski, CLUE: Drive yourselves to the next pitstop.
Phil: Ft. McDowell, in this ancestral tribal land, is the next pitstop. Last team to arrive MAY be eliminated.
Godlewskis argue over which direction to drive toward the Pitstop.

Linda Weaver, lap 24.
Tommy and DJ are gaining ground on the Widow.
Voice: Oh, no! He's gonna HIT HER!!


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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2005, 08:51:47 PM »
 :<(  good job puddin!!  what a race!!  did mike get in touch with you??? }bH{

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2005, 08:52:45 PM »
were dead gammy  :':')


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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2005, 08:56:39 PM »
They drive out of bounds.
Linda's okay at the pitstop, lap 25.
Tommy Linz, next to the pitstop at 25.
Tommy gloats at catching up.

Godlewskis, asking for directions.
Sister: Have you heard of Ft. McDowell?
Woman: It's back there, off 87 north.
Voice, back seat driver: That's what I originally said!!

Wally finishes lap 50 in 2nd.
Linda Weaver, finishes in 3rd.
Linz, finishing 4th.
Last, Paolos still on the track.
Tony: Hurry up! There's nobody on the track! I should have done it. STEP ON IT!!

Godlewskis get turned around in the right direction.
Widow: A 20 year old guy passing a 47 year old lady!
Godlewskis ... missed their exit!?!?
Linz: En fuego! We're going to Ramada!
Bransens ask directions, get directions to Ft. McDowell Casino.
Dad loses his temper at daughter running out the door.
Wally, it's a RAAACCCCEEE!

( Godlewskis team #1 they win a trip to the Maya mountains )
Weavers #2
Linz #3

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2005, 08:57:30 PM »
 |(  noooooooooooooo!!! :':')  what about the second leg??

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2005, 08:58:59 PM »
Paolos finish in 5th, head for Ft. McDowell.

Godlewskis, Weavers, Linz all see the signs to the pitstop.
All: It's gonna be a footrace!!
The teams exit and RUN ...

Man: Welcome to Arizona.
Phil: Godlewski, you're team #1. You've won a trip for 4 to Belize.

Phil: Weaver, you're team #2.
Widow hi-fives Phil.

Phil: Linz, you're team #3.

Paolos get DResseD!!!!!!

LOL

Paolos beat the Bransens !
team #4

Bransens last but Paolos tell them to get dressed
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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2005, 09:01:18 PM »
well to bad I changed the Bransens coming in last  {l{

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2005, 09:02:21 PM »
|(  noooooooooooooo!!! :':')  what about the second leg??

i hate to tell you Gammy but we were WRONG  (%#


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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2005, 09:10:33 PM »
 ((^  we will be ok!!  we have done good so far!!   :kuss:  mike-e's angels will rise again =]/

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2005, 09:15:03 PM »
how fun would this leg of the race be!!???  i would love that plane ride!!

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2005, 09:16:57 PM »
Scenes of painted rocks in Arizona.

Phil gives the typical post-pitstop speech.

Five teams arrived, Bransens got mugged.
Can they overcome their loss and stay in the game?
Can the Godlewskis stay at the front of the pack?

11:43 pm, Godlewski, CLUE: Drive yourselves to Mesa, AZ.
Phil: 33 miles to Williams Gateway airport, to Fighter Combat International, for the next clue inside.

Weavers, Linz, leave minutes behind the leaders.
Paolo, 12:06 am.

Bransen, 12:14, discover they've lost $73 for this leg of the race. Off to the Casino to beg!

Michelle back-seat drives for Sharon, who is pissed.
Daughter Weaver drives following Widow's instructions.
Linz ask for directions, get stopped by a police car.
Police officer: You don't stop in the road to talk to friends.
He acquiesces, and gives them directions ... lol
Bransens beg at the Casino.
Wally moans and groans that the youngsters are better at begging 'cause they're attractive. Boo-friggin' hoo.

EQUALIZER. It's closed.
It opens at 4:30 am.

First to the door, Weavers pull #1.
Linz, second, pull #2.
Godlewski, #3.
Paolo, still driving, pull up and take #4.
Bransen, grab #5.

Inside, Weaver, CLUE: ROADBLOCK.
Phil: One person takes off in a fighter plane, takes control and performs a 360 loop in the air. They'll land to receive their next clue.
Daybreak.
Rolly Weaver will fly.
Megan Linz, flies at the same time.
Up they go ... where they stop ... nobody knows!
Of course, they're co-piloted for safety ...

Rolly takes instructions, and heads skyward.
He takes it 360, and sideways, tumbling wing over wing.

Megan goes straight up, drops backwards ... now the inverted spin. OMIGOD!!

Rolly, Megan, Sharon Godlewski now have to pull back on the stick one at a time, and do a 360.
Rolly's done. He'll land for the CLUE.
Sharon next. She does her 360, finishing in 2nd.
Megan Linz, "Airbiscuit", takes off and does hers. Okay!

The predictable "joystick between your legs" snark. Meh.

Rolly lands. Weaver, CLUE: Drive yourselves to the Grand Canyon.
Phil: 277 miles, find the lookout at the widest part of the canyon for the next clue.


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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2005, 09:17:24 PM »
Weaver, Godlewski, Linz headed for the Canyon.

Paolos and Bransens still at the flight school.
Brian Paolo, Laura Bransen ...
Brian messes up his first maneuver, and has to do-over.
Mom, on the ground: DAMMIT!

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2005, 09:19:16 PM »
OK, the Linz's are making me nervous  `/~ They better pull through to 1st!!!

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Re: ep 7 play by play
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2005, 09:24:47 PM »
umm .. I dont think so sups  :unde:

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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2005, 09:27:25 PM »
Tony: Brian screwed it up!
Brian has to try again.
Lauren Bransen does hers ... unsuccessfully.
Brian does attempt #2.
Lauren does attempt #2.
Brian finishes, lands.
Lauren finishes, lands.
They're neck and neck leaving.

Paolos ask directions on the freeway.
DJ: We have to BEAT them! Do you understand?
Both teams exit, within car lengths of each other.

Godlewski and Weaver, neck and neck on the freeway.
Name-calling ...
Trash-talking ...
Trash-throwing?!?

Wally asks directions at a gas station, while the Paolos drive.

Sign: GRAND CANYON VEHICLE FEE, $20.

More trash-talking ...
Linz: Now we have a reason to yield 'em!

Weavers, park. CLUE: Make your way to Page, AZ.
Phil: 137 miles to Glen Canyon Dam, take a guide to the top of the dam for the next clue.
Linz, 2nd .. head for Page, AZ. Godlewski, 3rd.

Wally Bransen: Enjoy the 10 seconds you'll get to see the Grand Canyon.
DJ Paolo: Welcome to the greatest pothole in the world.
Mom Paolo: We're back in Jersey!

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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2005, 09:31:30 PM »
Linz pass Weaver on the road.
They plan on using the YIELD.
Guys: Ding! Dong! The Witch is dead!
Teams race to the next clue marker.

Linz, tourguide #1. Weaver, #2. Godlewski, #3.
Oops .. someone has to use the restroom!!

Atop the dam at Horseshoe Bend.
CLUE, Linz.
DETOUR. Bearing, or Bailing?
Bearing, travel by motorized raft, find a unique compass coordinate, 3 locations, collect all 3 cards to complete the task.
Bailing, travel by motirized raft, choose a submerged boat, bale water out to make it light enought to carry to the line in the sand

Linz, doing Bailing.

Bearing: Godlewski, 2nd. Weaver, 3rd.

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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2005, 09:32:17 PM »
On the highway, Bransen and Paolos racing to avoid last.

Paolos argue about directions as they look at the map.
Mom: Omigod! We screwed up!!

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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2005, 09:38:04 PM »
oh maybe the Linz will be first  |#'


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« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2005, 09:38:59 PM »
Mom Paolo: Omigod!
Tony: Sonofabitch!
DJ: We can still catch up!

Linz, headed out to the submerged boat.
Submerged a whopping 10 inches? Why not on the bottom of the Pacific!?
They dunk into the water, and start bailing.

Bearing: Weavers, find card #1 of 3.

Bransens cross a bridge.
DJ: I think we can still catch up.
Mom Paolo: Quite frankly, I am really enjoying this! Are you taking this all in? It's beautiful!

Linzes still bailing.
Somebody takes a keg tapper and ... you guessed it ... pumps away.
Finally they get it ashore.

CLUE, Linz. Drive yourselves to the next pitstop, Lake Powell, AZ.
Phil: Antelope Point, they must search the lake for this houseboat. The last family to check in MAY be eliminated.

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« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2005, 09:42:50 PM »
Weavers find card #2 of 3.

Bransens arrive at the DETOUR.
They choose Bailing.

Godlewskis, chose Bailing.
Weavers get card #3.
Rolly, CLUE, in 2nd.
Godlewskis, close behind in 3rd.

Weavers: We can beat the Linzes! They can get lost! Trust me!

The Bransens cross paths with the Linzes, in opposite directions on the water.

Linz, arriving back to the SUV, head toward Lake Powell.
Weavers, Godlewskis, take off shortly behind.

Gotta love the nicknames they gave each other ... lol!

DJ: We're SO far behind!!
Mom Weaver doesn't know which way to go to Antelope Point.
There's the Hwy 98 sign.
They u-turn to ask for directions.
Godlewskis pass the Weavers.

Bransens bail.

Paolos arrive, choose bailing.

Bransens finish bailing, get CLUE in 4th.

Paolos begin the bailing task, and see the Bransens leaving.

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« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2005, 09:44:43 PM »
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 Mom Paolo: Don't yell at me! I'll take your freakin' head off!
Dad: Come on! BAIL!

Back on the road, Bransens have map issues.

Mom Paolo: I give up. If we turn it upside down, we can carry the damn thing!
DJ: You can't TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN!!
Dad: Sonofabitch!

Peeps, you're right. Tony's "Sonofabitch" is definitely being spliced in, everywhere.

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« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2005, 09:45:55 PM »
The pain..can you feel my pain for the Paolo's ?  :ohno: }-} }-} }-} }-} }-} I LOVE you Mama !!!

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« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2005, 09:52:33 PM »
Team #1
Godlewskis

AGAIN

they win  a J flight 27 traver trailer from Jaco

Linz # 2