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EP 3 Play By Play
« on: March 15, 2005, 08:09:17 PM »
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Phil: Santiago, capital of Chile, at the Andes foothills. Santa Lucia was the 2nd pitstop. Mandatory rest period, yadda, yadda.

Can Uchenna/Joyce maintain their momentum?
Can Susan/Patrick jump back to the front of the pack?

12: 34 am. Rob/Amber, CLUE: Drive yourselves to Argentina through the Andes.

Phil: They'll drive through Puente Viejo for their next clue.

Ron/Kelly, 1:24 am.
In his confessional, Ron expresses cold feet about marrying Kelly.

2:17 a.m., Ray/Deana.
She's "sick of" him. He doesn't want to make "dumb mistakes." Meh.

Uchenna/Joyce, 3:16 a.m.
Close on their tails (I know, I know) are Lynn/Alex, 3:19 am, and Debbie/Bianca, 3:20 am.

Meredith/Gretchen, 3:24 am.
G: Does it say TAXI on it!?
G conf: Meredith understands me now. I make it up to him in the long run.

Susan/Patrick, 3:35 am.
Susan conf: I want him to be happy. He needs a boyfriend.
P: She wants him to keep track of me like she wants to keep track of me.

Last place, Brian and Doofus.

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2005, 08:13:27 PM »
Rob/Amber discover that rides are only available at 5 am.
The Carpark is locked at night, so they can't get a vehicle.
They decide to kill time in a hotel lobby.

Ray, dolt that he is, notices that the joint is locked.
Surprise!

Debbie/Bianca note that the Carpark is locked.
Well ... ??

One by one, the teams reveal their brilliance.
"It's locked!"
Rob/Amber fell asleep ...
Rob: "Cuantos te pega?
Man: Cuatro.
They steal another teams' cab.
Rob: That'll teach 'em to call me a liar.

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Daybreak beckons, and the carpark is open.
Rob driving, Amber in the rear navigating.
Rob gets a police escort!
Rob: Can you drive? Show me?
He obliges.

Everyone grabs a vehicle and hauls it.
Meredith/Gretchen sneak into second.
Brian/Greg sneak into fourth.
Uchenna/Joyce fall back into 6th.
Ray/Deana lagging in 7th.
Susan/Patrick 8th, seem lost.
Debbie/Bianca, last.


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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2005, 08:16:16 PM »




Rob drinks something from a brownish bottle.
He takes the "Los Andes / Portillo" exit with Lynn/Alex hot on his tail.
(Okay, I promise not to do it forever!)
All teams taking the same exit.
Ray/Deana catching up.
"Cinco Norte" and Debbie/Bianca "passed some kind of exit or something. We're just freaking out."

Rob knows where he's going, snaking up the Andes.
Amber: There's Yield coming. The other teams got it out for us.
Lynn: Let's see if people have the juevos to do it.

Meredith, huffing and puffing: This elevation is ferocious!
Gretchen: I'm sick!
Mer: I gotta concentrate on the road.
Gretch: And contend with me!  (%#
Mer: On a full time basis.

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2005, 08:18:16 PM »
wow 16 minutes into the show already..
looks like we have 2 lost teams ..D/B and P/Mom

cont...
Rob/Amber see a "no left" sign and can't figure a way around it.

Susan/Patrick seem lost.
Susan looks forlorn.
Patrick, in the back, laments being at the back of the pack.


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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2005, 08:18:17 PM »
they're so cute!!! }^!  goood for you puddin!! })}


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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2005, 08:23:18 PM »
whats going on..so many confessionals .. |(

Yield !! ( Dam)

Romber at the Detour first Peddle or Pedal  |#' ..good job team !!

cont..

Susan: Left turn?
They see the AL NORTE sign.
Patrick: Couldn't be any bigger.

Nobody has crossed into Argentina yet.
Debbie/Bianca driver: they're all stupid
Other heffa in the back seat: not that we're that much better

Everyone gawks at the scenery. It's (of course) a narrow 2 lane passageway.

Sign: PUENTE VIEJO.
Rob: ****! I saw the route marker! On the bridge!
Phil: Any team can cause another team to YIELD. Only one use of the YIELD per race. Hourglass, yadda yadda

Rob: We choose not to yield.

CLUE: DETOUR.
Paddle, or Pedal?
Phil: Paddle, take an inflatable raft, with 3 professional rowers, take a 7 mile course down a twisty river. The current will move you.
Pedal, follow a 7 mile course along train tracks in a rocky course. Teams with strong legs could finish quickly.


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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2005, 08:27:34 PM »
alex & Lynn finish the detour first ..Romber second

cont..
Lynn/Alex, don't yield anybody, 2nd.
Rob/Amber choose to Paddle.
The current is choppy and strong.
Paddling in a heavy jacket, Amber: I'm dying!

Meredith: they're right on our tail!
Brian: We're right on their tail. 80 km/h
The two teams get out together, with B/G taking over 3d and M/G in 4th.
Neither team YIELDS anyone.
Brian/Greg choose to Pedal.
Meredith/Gretchen choose
Amber: Ugh! Ugh!
Lynn/Alex see Romber struggling.
Alex: I hate them so much! Lynn was saying 'we have to beat the Survivors'!!
Rob: Come on! One! Two!!
Lynn Alex take a two boat lead on them and laugh.

Lynn/Alex, CLUE: Drive yourselves to the city of Mendoza.
Phil: At Camping Suizo they'll find their next clue.
Rob/Amber 2nd.
They get inserted post-leg confessionals which look suspiciously like post-elimination confessionals.
Susan: Wow! Look at the ocean! The key to the clue was "Go Through The ANDES."

Whodahell knows where Susan is driving. 

Debbie/Bianca get directions, and find out they are off course by ...
Woman: Dos horas.
Debbie: Two hours??
Bianca: This is hell, this is hell.

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2005, 08:29:06 PM »
nail biting Huh .. cant wait to see the food part Gammy  {l{ ..me thinks the Deb & Bianca are still in trouble ?

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2005, 08:33:25 PM »
HAHA G&M passing B&G !! Gretchen says the title !!!!! Mouth to mouth !!  })}
RB Lynn & Alex arrive first

ewwwwwwwwwwwww ... Good Job on the food guys !!

cont..

Bianca: We stayed on "the 5" for two hours. We're praying for flat tires.

Meanwhile, Brian rides up a hill.
FLAT TIRE.
Brian: No! You're kidding me!
Greg: We can pump it up but it'll take forever. There's Gretchen/Meredith peddling away.

Brian/Greg walk the bikes along the railroad track.

Ron/Kelly take 3rd
Meredith/Gretchen 4th
ANd both get the CLUE to Mendoza.

Brian/Greg now carrying the dead bike.
Uchenna/Joyce finish rafting in 5th.
J: My nails! (Apparently broken)
U: You're one hot chick out there in whitewater rafting!

Ray: I'm in great shape. I dunno if they were Olympic rowers, or what.

Mom and Son decide not to YIELD anyone.



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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2005, 08:37:10 PM »
Meredith at the RB.."OK I'll eat it "  ]][

Alex Hurls  {l{
Rob wants to quit
HE QUITS !!


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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2005, 08:38:10 PM »
He talks Deana into quitting  c/*

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2005, 08:38:53 PM »
cont..

Approaching Mendoza ...
Lynn/Alex, CLUE: ROADBLOCK.
Who's not a vegetarian?
Phil: A traditional Argentine Feast of Cow body parts, glands, etc., a total of 4 pounds to eat. Finish for the next clue.

Rob: Me.
Rob reads clue: FOUR POUNDS? At least I'm hungry. Wonderful, huh?
Alex: What's THIS one?
Lynn: Barf it up. You'll have more room.
Alex: That's the last thing you want to hear in an eating challenge.

Debbie/Bianca find the Bridge in last place.
One of 'em "almost died in a whitewater accident a couple years ago."
But they opt for rafting!
Debbie Conf: It was important for me to get back in the water.

Deana: Can you help me find this?
Woman gives directions.

Brian/Greg drive into Mendoza, while Uchenna/Joyce, look for directions and get an escort.

ROb struggles with the meal.
Meredith gets passed as he sees the Camp Suizo sign.
Footrace, Brian/Greg pass 'em.
Gretchen: I already took ONE roadblock!
Meredith: Okay, I'll eat. wh .. FOUR POUNDS OF MEAT?
Ron: I can do it!

Lynn: This is for first!
Rob: I'll never be able to eat it all.
Uchenna: I'm not a vegetarian. Let's go!
Rob: The brains and intestine is disgusting.
Brian: The brains is sooooo good when I eat it at home!

Rob spits.
PTUI!
Uchenna: WHOA!
Amber: Turn your back to 'em if you want.
Alex guffaws.
Amber: You want to?
Rob, conf: I had to come up with a plan. I wanted to stay in the race. There's a penalty, four hours, from the time that the next team arrives at the task.
Rob: I'm done.
To Amber: After 4 hours we can leave here.

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2005, 08:41:14 PM »
yuk!!! ,.(   so zero was not the answer!! ((^

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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2005, 08:41:47 PM »
Rob conf: What I have to do, to pull this off, is to make teams realize they can't complete this task.

Rob tells Ray that Deanna can't finish.
Deanna surrenders the plate.
Rob: CAN'T BE DONE, MAN.
Lynn: Alex will get it done! For sure!
Ron: This is the worst eating experience of my life. And I lost 18 pounds in an Iraqi prison!

Gretch: I wish I could help, hon. This has to be horrible.
Ray: It might be quicker for him to quit.
Gretch: If you quit, Mer, your 4 hours penalty finishes then.
Mer: But they'll get the head start.
Gretch: It's up to you. We could be eliminated.
Meredith chomps and thinks.

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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2005, 08:42:52 PM »
Who cares Gammy this is fun !! LOL @ Rob ..we should have known  ^/^

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2005, 08:48:44 PM »
Urcheena finishes first ..

Alex & Lynn first !! Never saw that coming !!

U&J second

B&G finish the RB
R& K finish
Pat & Sue arrive
cont..
Lynn/Alex finish second.
Alex is miserable.
Uchenna/Joyce drive to a building and discover it's "not right."
Lynn: May Uchenna and Joyce please be lost!
Joyce: This isn't it.

Woman: Welcome to Mendoza, Argentina.
Phil: Lynn/Alex, you're team #1.
They do some sort of goofy wave-dance-thingy.
Conf: The best part was that we beat Amber and Rob!

Phil doesn't give any "You've won ..."

Phil: Uchenna/Joyce, you're team #2. The monster eater, but you were beaten on the road.
Joyce: Unbelievable.

Eating a candy bar on her way to the roadblock ...
Susan: This tastes like a steak!


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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2005, 08:51:31 PM »
Rob/Amber drive, and celebrate "the way we pulled it off."
Phil: Rob/Amber, you're team #5. And looking very pleased with yourself.
Rob: I didn't think I could, but I found a way to plot and scheme in the Amazing Race.
Phil: How'd you do that?
Rob: Sometimes I wonder, myself!  ((^

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2005, 08:52:17 PM »
M&J Team #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]#[

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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2005, 08:53:11 PM »
Patrick: I can't fit this all in my stomach!
Susan: DO IT!
Patrick: This is why I need your support.
Susan: I'd vomit.
Patrick: The way you're being so insensitive. It makes me want to not do it, just to spite you.
Susan: Decide what you want to do.
Patrick: I can't believe you.

Penalty box ...
Rob/Amber then Deanna/Ray and Meredith/Gretchen ... 1:40 left.

Patrick: I can't do it. Debbie and Bianca can't possibly do it. I'm sure of it.

Debbie and Bianca screech with glee to see teams in the penalty box, after thinking they were hopelessly behind.

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2005, 08:54:17 PM »
 |#' Pat & Sue team #8

Deb & Bianca LAST Team to arrive  |#'


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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2005, 08:56:20 PM »
what a con artist!!! ((^

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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2005, 08:59:33 PM »
that was great!!  lynn and alex first??!!!! )_^>

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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2005, 09:01:04 PM »
well I got one right  ((^

cont..



Debbie and Patrick, still eating.
Bianca, brushing away flies with the clue card.
Patrick audibly gags.
Bianca: Don't listen!
Debbie, hands over ears: LALALALALA!!
Gretchen: I feel bad for 'em. They've tried so hard.

Ray/Deana and Meredith/Gretchen leave.
Ray: We can beat 'em in a footrace!

Phil: Ray/Deana, you're team #6.

Meredith, lost, gets directions.

Phil: Meredith/Gretchen, you're team #7.
Both: Lucky seven!!

Susan: You've only got like 5 bunches there. THat's it.
Bianca: You can do it! One! Two!
Susan squeals with glee as Patrick finishes.
Susan, in cab: We could have been done hours ago.
Patrick: I needed the pressure.
Susan: Scared me to death.
Patrick: Me, too.

Debbie is "the only girl to finish."
Bianca claps.

Susan looks lost, again.
Susan: Let's go this way, I guess.
Bianca: We're still in it!!
Phil: Susan/Patrick ...
Pause.
Phil: ... you're team #8.
Susan: High drama!


Woman: Welcome to Mendoza.
Phil: Debbie/Bianca, you're the last team to arrive.
They hug.
Phil: I'm sorry to tell you, you've both been eliminated from the race. When you came #1 in the first leg, I thought you'd be the first three teams.
Debbie conf: It was about a female team winning, evening the playing field.
Bianca: She's my best friend in the world.

NEXT TIME ON .. THE AMAZING RACE:


Phil voice: Rob/Amber attempt an aggressive move.
Amber, back of cab, daytime: If we caught up, they'd die!
Rob, driving: Who cares? They're striving to be like us.

Phil voice: Joyce takes a wild ride ...
Joyce gets tossed from a horse.
Uchenna, sitting on a haystack, grimaces.

Phil voice: ... while Deana breaks down.
Deana, tossed from a horse.
Deana, sobbing: I can't! I can't!
Ray, coldly: You either stay on that horse, or we go home.

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2005, 09:10:50 PM »
you did great, puddin!!!   <[/  i think i got at least one right!!! ((^

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Re: EP 3 Play By Play
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2005, 09:14:39 PM »
good job guys
this is the worst episode ive ever watched


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