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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2005, 09:22:57 PM »
gretchen " whoa this is what the kids call wedgies "  ^/^

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2005, 09:24:27 PM »
Gregg waving to peru kids " hey.. don't do drugs"  {l{


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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2005, 09:25:59 PM »
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 First to Huambatio police station, Rahb/Ambah.
They get on the truck first, but a second team narrowly misses their truck. Twenty minutes later, Debbie/Bianca in 2nd leave for Pisac.

Meanwhile at the gorge ...
Alex/Lynn: It's like splash mountain!
Gretchen: Omigod! It's our worst fear!

Brian/Greg finish the gorge in 4th, get DETOUR clue, and choose baskets.
Lynn looks freakish as he ziplines down.
Gretchen: This is what the kids call (?)
Gretchen marvels at the band greeting them as they finish the zipline.

Gretchen and Meredith, scared of carrying weight for a distance, choose llamas.

Uchenna/Joyce slip into 6th, do zipline.

Hillbillies, Ron/Kelly, and Megan/Heidi bringing up the rear, just now getting the kiosk clue.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2005, 09:27:02 PM »
the hilbilles on the zipline  ^/^  c/*  ((^

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2005, 09:28:47 PM »
Brian/Greg, in 4th, make quick work of baskets.

Llamas, Gretchen: Omigod! They're BIG!
Meredith and Gretchen do a fair job of getting them to walk.
Whether it's the right direction is another thing altogether!

Lynn/Alex love their ponchos they'll wear during the basket challenge.

Ray/Deana, 7th, choose baskets.

Brian/Greg and Lynn/Alex exchange pleasantries as Brian/Greg pass them running back toward the next route marker.

Brian/Greg quickly get a truck.
Lynn/Alex seem to be on it with them.

Uchenna and Joyce finish the zipline in 8th.


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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2005, 09:29:57 PM »
Gretchen/Meredith finish llamas in what appears to be record time.


Hillbillies choose
Ron/Kelly choose baskets.
Megan/Heidi choose

Deana complains that her basket is choking her.
Ray tells her she has to go on.
She says, "I can't," channeling Flo and KKKendra. 

Ray/Deana trying to make the truck that has Gretchen/Meredith.
Ray: Run, Deana!
Deana: I'm trying.
Door closes.
Ray: We missed the truck by seconds.
Deana: I can't breathe.
Ray, angrily: Please suck it up.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2005, 09:36:22 PM »
Deana: I can't breathe.
Ray: Every second counts! Don't complain!!

Rob/Amber and Susan/Patrick make lovey-dovey in the delivery truck.
Patrick: We have every intention of aligning with them, only to set the trap and dispose of them in this race.

 

Woman gives all four of 'em little rope bracelet thingies.

They get off in Pisac.
Rob, to shopkeeper: You have a clue?
Amber: Stay with me.

Patrick finds CLUE first.
Rob second.
Phil: In Cuzco, La Maset, a 325 year old church, is the pitstop for this leg of the race. Last team to check in will be eliminated.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2005, 09:40:01 PM »
Team Hillbilly check out the Llamas gonads  ^/^


Lynn/Alex are singing again, much to the dismay of goats, lambs and people on the delivery truck.

Gretchen breaks some eggs.
G: How much should we give 'em, Meredith?
M: Five.
 


Uchenna pushes, then pulls, on a llama that isn't moving.

Hillbillies aren't having any problems pushing the llamas.

Joyce is actually unintentionally blocking the hillbillies down a narrow path.
Uchenna: Gotta get two of 'em!
Ron: This (baskets) is altitude!
Kelly: You're wasting time.

Ed. note: Now THAT'S the spirit, Kelly! 

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2005, 09:43:31 PM »
Lynn/Alex and Brian/Greg are sharing the clue-finding in the market. They're in fourth and fifth, headed for the pitstop.


Uchenna/Joyce still having trouble with llamas.
Hillbillies had no problem until one slipped the rope. 
They'll get another.

Uchenna/Joyce finish and head for the marked truck in 8th.
Hillbillies finish in 9th.

Ron/Kelly finish the baskets in 10th.
Ron is winded reading the clue. 

Ray/Deana are miserable on the truck, awaiting other teams.
Getting on with 'em are ... (see below)

Gretchen/Meredith in the shops.
Gretchen: Let's do some shopping! 
Fortunately, Meredith finds the clue quickly, in 6th.

Two or three teams narrowly miss Ray/Deana's truck, and will have to wait 20 minutes.

Rob/Ambah and Susan/Patrick in a cab race.
Romber's cab takes an odd turn and gets stuck down a narrow alley that's blocked by a small car.
A shot of Debbie/Bianca's cab making quick time.
Rahb: This might cost us the lead.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2005, 09:47:05 PM »
YAYYYYYYYYY  |#' Deb Bianca First !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2005, 09:49:29 PM »
OMG they won 10, ooo dollars each  ]#[
Sue & Patrick 2nd
Romber 3rd
Brian & Gregg
Lynn & Alex

the Barbies make the same truck as R/K and the Hillbillies

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2005, 09:51:58 PM »
gretchen & meridith 6th
Deena & ray 7th
Urchen & Joyce 8th

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2005, 09:52:38 PM »
Ambah: They're gonna pass us.
Rahb: Go around!

Susan: Damn.
Patrick: Please don't whine, Mom.

Debbie: Major stress for both of us to get there.
Bianca: It's so weird!

Susan: It came down to a taxi ride.
Patrick: We can still beat them.

Rahb gets out to push the stuck vehicle.
They get back into the cab.
Rahb: I hope that paid off.

Getting out ... Rob first.
Running.
Susan and Patrick next.
Running.

Phil on the mat ...

Man: Welcome to Cuzco, Peru.
Phil: Debbie/Bianca, you're team #1. As the winners of this leg, you've won $10,000, each.
Both: No way!
Phil: It's better. You've won ... A total of $20,000.

Phil: Susan/Patrick, you're team #2.
Phil: Rob/Amber, you're team #3. You've come from behind!
Phil: Brian/Greg, you're team #4.
Phil: Lynn/Alex, you're team #5.

Meanwhile, in the trucks on the highway ...
Uchenna: We've made it.
Ray looks on, unimpressed.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2005, 09:54:52 PM »
oh nooooooo Megan Heidi team 9

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2005, 09:55:41 PM »
Hillbilly: One of us (on this truck) is getting eliminated.

Ray: Let's just hang together and we'll find the clue.
Uchenna: Okay!
In the shops ... looking ...
Ray finds the pitstop clue and tries to find Uchenna.
Uchenna has left out the other side of the shops.
Ray and Deanna leave them, hopping in a cab.
Uchenna: They just left us!!

Hee-haw! The last truck to the marketplace is a fun truck, even though somebody's getting the Philimination tonight.

In the market ...
Ron: Come on, baby!
Megan/Heidi panick.
Hillbillies get the clue, in 9th.
Megan/Heidi, next.
Last place, Ron: They got it.

Everybody scrambles for their cabs.
It's a race to avoid elimination.

Back at church ...
Phil: Meredith/Gretchen, you're team #6. Does that feel nice?
Gretchen: Wonderful!

Phil: Ray/Deana, you're team #7.

Uchenna's cab stops.

Phil, silent.
Joyce: Speak!
Phil: Uchenna/Joyce, you're team #8.
Uchenna: The llamas.
Phil: Want a llama as a pet?
Joyce: We'll stick to dogs!
It's a three team race for 9th, 10th, and elimination.
Each team gets confessionals in the racing cabs.
Ron/Kelly's cab passes the Hillbillies.
Ron: He'll (taxi driver) benefit from it financially!
Hillbillies look frustrated.
Hillbilly: It's lookin like a footrace.
Megan/Heidi: You know a shortcut?
Ron: They might bypass something.
Megan/Heidi: Straight? Over there?
They take off running.
Ron/Kelly and the Hillbillies are together.
They're both lost.



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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2005, 09:57:09 PM »
Dang and I had them as a team on MW. :-\
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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2005, 09:57:38 PM »
Dam lost a 100 points ,,well all the others look right  *(^

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2005, 10:01:27 PM »
Phil: Megan/Heidi, you're team #9.
Both cry.


Hillbillies have a 10 meter lead running through the courtyard.
It's close.
Very, very close.


Man: Welcome to Cuzco, Peru.
Phil: Ron/Kelly, you're team #10.
Phil: Ryan/Chuck, you're the last team to arrive. You've both been eliminated from the race. By seconds.
Ryan: You're either first, or nothing.
Chuck: If you ain't the lead dog, the scene never changes is what we say back home.

They walk away, dejected.

Ryan, post-race confessional: Chuck has always stuck by me. We'll be best friends for life.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2005, 10:01:37 PM »
i did too!! )_^>  hopefully the other three will make up for it!!! })}  that was sad the big ole boys got eliminated!! :':')

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2005, 10:05:20 PM »
I cant  beleive you two took the Hillbillies  ^/^ What were you thinking?  }}

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2005, 10:08:09 PM »
How many racers hug Phil?

did anyone pay attention? my VCR is marking commercials ..

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2005, 10:28:25 PM »
Only the Barbies hugged Phil!

Sounded like 2 or 3 if you include Ron, had southern accents

They chose the hillbillies, because they like good, down to earth, southern men!!!  ]][

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2005, 10:34:37 PM »
I had the top 3 teams on my team along with Urcheena & Joyce .However ,  I think the old farts will do well , they nailed those Llamas asses  =]/

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2005, 10:53:18 PM »
NEXT TIME ON .. THE AMAZING RACE:

Phil voice: Lifelong friends Debbie/Bianca confront Rob/Amber.
Scene: Bus or train station. Teams crowded around.
Rahb: Tell me what I lied about?
D/B: It makes me nauseous to have to deal with ...
Rahb: It makes me nauseous to hear you call me a liar.
One of the gay guys: It's a good thing you can't be voted off.

Phil voice: Boyfriends Lynn/Alex have a run-in with the locals.
Scene: Market, with fish being weighed.
One of the gay guys: Your scale is rigged! We want our money back!
Local shopkeepers begin a cacaphony of shouting, waving, and finger-pointing, as Lynn and Alex storm off.
One of the gay guys, walking away: BITCHES!