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EP1 PlayByPlay
« on: March 01, 2005, 08:10:45 PM »
Blatantly Stolen From Sucks   {l{

8 of the 11 pitstops are eliminations  = 3 non elims

OMG banzai..i saw that dam monkey face again  in the intro ((^

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Phil: (Scene of LA) I'm standing aboard the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California. From this harbor, 11 teams will race around the world for $1 million. Helicopters are racing the teams toward the harbor.

Debbie/Bianca, lifelong friends from Virginia.

Lynn/Alex, a male couple

Rob/Amber, engaged couple (of professional mediawhores!)

Ryan/Chuck, best friends from South Carolina who call themselves "hillbillies"

Megan/Heidi, roommates from California

Susan/Patrick, mother and gay son from Ohio

Meredith/Gretchen, retirees from Maryland

Brian/Greg, brothers from LA

Uchenna/Joyce, married, Houston

Ron/Kelly, former POW and pageant queen, long-distance daters

Ray/Deana, daters from Ohio
Phil: Who will come up with the right combination of brains, brawn and teamwork to win the $1 million?


Teams assembled on the green.

Phil: In just a few minutes, you'll be leaving on a race around the world. Separated into legs. Various tasks. Cash to cover expenses except airline tickets. Eight pitstops are elimination points. If you're last, you'll be eliminated. Your first clue, waiting inside the envelope atop your luggage. When you get the word, get the clue, and run to the cars in the parking lot. The first team to cross the finish line wins $1 million.

All: Yeah! Yeah!


Phil: The world is waiting for you. Good luck. Travel safe. GO!!

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2005, 08:11:44 PM »
Mom/Son: We're on our way to PERU!
Uchenna: We grew up in Cali!
Joyce, clappy hands: This is great!!
Megan/Heidi argue over how fast (70 mph) they're going.
The hillbillies are unintelligible in spots, without closed captioning.
(And I fear the closed captioning would be garbled!)
Meredith: Lima, Peru!
Gretchen: Usually we'd be in front of the fireplace watching this, instead of in it!
Rob: So fah we'h doing good.
Ambah: We're in last. 


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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2005, 08:19:10 PM »
Deana: The other teams are breaking the rules!
Deana, conf: I can't stand it when Ray is always right.
Uchenna: Some teams are making a break. (SPeeding) We're in it to win it, okay?
Teams are flying past traffic on the 710.
One of the women teams (Megan/Heidi) sideswipes a guardrail from going too fast. Seems they're unscathed, although other teams noticed their near miss.

Rahb: How much money they give us?
Ahmbah: $132.
Rahb: This isn't Suhvivah. You can eat!


Patrick: My hands are shaking, I'm so excited!
Brian and Greg need to keep the headbands ... LOL
Kelly conf: I'm hoping the race will show Ron and I whether we're meant to be. If my dream comes tru, we win and it's a fairy tale ending.


First teams to the airport: Mom/GaySonPatrick. Hillbillies. Ray/Deana.

The first teams get on the first shuttle.
Ray: Dammit! There's the shuttle! Suck it up!
Deana: Dammit!
Uchenna: The shuttle!
Joyce: Everybody's here!
Male voice (?)Uchenna (?) : We gotta wait for another shuttle.

Susan/Patrick, Ron/Kelly, Ryan/Chuch, Lynn/Alex first to the teriminal.

Rahb/Ambah bringing up the reah.
Rahb: We're gonna win the million. But if we don't win it, we've already won a million!
Ambah and Rahb share a giggle.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2005, 08:28:40 PM »
Here comes the next batch onto the shuttles.

Teams get American flight.
Ron/Kelly get American "'cause we're the all-American couple!"
The gay guys team guesses wrong and has to head for American.

Gretchen is lost.
G: Oh, god darn it. We have to go around.
American's terminal is closer to the shuttle stop than United.
So the next batch of shuttlepeeps decides to try American first.

Mom shares flight info with the blondes.
One of the blondes borrows a cell phone to ask about United 840.

Rahb/Ambah finally get to the airport.
Gretchen finally finds it, too.
Gretchen yells at the shuttle: STOP!
G: He's not gonna let us on.
Rahb and Ambah got on before them.
Rahb inside, looking at Gretchen, outside: That's too bad.
Gretchen: God darn it!
Eventually Gretchen gets the shuttle to stop, so they're on the last shuttle with Rahmbah.

Gay guys are stuck getting back on the shuttle to go to United. Rahb and Ambah are surprised. American's already full.

Standing in line and wondering if they'll have enough tickets on American, Joyce/Uchenna.
Acting all smug, Mom/Patrick and Team Blonde.
Uchenna and Joyce are SOL. Off to United. 

On United: Romber, Gretchen/Meredith, Brian/Greg, Lynn/Alex
On American: Ryan/Chuck, Heidi/Megan, Mom/Patrick, Ron/Kelly and everyone who's not on the slower United.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2005, 08:34:15 PM »
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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2005, 08:34:55 PM »
 {l{ OMG.. Romber is just too lucky  ]#*

Of course, the peeps who got on Bus #1 know Rahb and Ambah.
Patrick: He's dumb as a rock.
Voice: Yeah!

 

Ambah: Craig (their pal from Survivor days) told the bus driver not to pick anyone else up!

Ray: We'd better get on a bus, quick, or we're all gonna be screwed! We don't speak Spanish!

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2005, 08:38:19 PM »
So far everything is just like Harold said it would be!!  <[/

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2005, 08:43:06 PM »
Ray: Where can I get a bus to Ankon? Anchon? Inchon? 

Finally they find the buses.
Ray/Deana and two other teams get on.

Doing cartwheels in Ancon ... lol

Ancon.
Playa Hermosa.
Patrick and Mom get off first. Debbie/Bianca also there.
Debbie and Bianca share a play-kiss.
Rahb and Ambah ride a cart to the beach.

The United/second group is being directed to the clue box by a local. Four teams bring up the rear together, and individually ask for directions.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2005, 08:50:49 PM »
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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2005, 08:50:57 PM »
They had an election in Chattanooga today for mayor and city council positions. So my local cBS station keeps using the bottom third of the TV screen to show the results!!!   |:(


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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2005, 08:53:28 PM »
The 4th bus to Ancon has Brian/Greg.
The next bus has Alex/Lynn.
A later bus, Gretchan/Meredith (who almost busts his ass trying to get onboard)
Mer: Man, I hope we're not last! 

Debbie: Gracias! De nade! (well, it's close to good Spanish)
The piles have markings on the beach, so you know which direction to run to seek the early tix.

Susan/Patrick and Debbie/Bianca dig together to find the early 6:00 am TIX.

Playa Hermosa.
Off the next bus, Ray/Deana, Kelly/Ron, and two other teams.

Teams enjoy their pedal cart rides down the sidewalk.
The hillbillies eschew pedaling in favor of running with the cart in tow. They crash it into a railing or summat and fall farther back.

Debbie/Bianca get the 6: am flight to Cuzco.
Phil: The altitude there is 11,000 feet. Teams will find their next clue in Cuzco.
Debbie: You'll be spending the night on the beach.
Mom/Patrick get the second 6 am seats.
Another team will get 6 am, the rest will be later.

Rob/Amber in a footrace on the beach with Ray/Deana to get the last 6 am tickets.
Ray: How'd they catch up!!!???
Madly digging ...
Rahb: That's IT! Got it!
 

Ray/Deana head to the next pile of tickets.

Debbie/Bianca conf: If we had a choice between Amber and Rob or anybody else on our flight, we wouldn't have chosen Amber and Rob.
Digging ... digging ... scrambling to get to the digging point ... digging more ... digging ...



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Teams/Flights

6 a.m.: Debbie/Bianca, Susan/Patrick, Romber
7 a.m.: Ray/Deana
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Ron/Kelly got some bad advice from some team, and are stuck with the late (7:40 am) flight.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2005, 08:57:34 PM »
On the beach ...

Ray: Debbie and Bianca told me about that pile, purposely!
Ron: I'm sure they did. Game on.
Ray: Really.


Brian/Greg saunter slowly onto the beach, as if they're stuck with 7:40. Surprise, surprise, surprise! They'll gamble for 7:00. Dig .. dig ... and they find 7:00.

Lynn/Alex alight from the bus, with the squealiest voices this side of Constantine Maroulis.

Joyce, in cart: The MARKED entrance.
Gretchen: Oh! Thank you! We found it! (the beach)
Gretchen runs, frustrated.
G: Oh for crying out loud! Look how far ahead they are!
Lynn/Alex find the tix for 7:00.

Uchenna: You gotta come a long way, to see what you haven't seen, right?
Meredith/Gretchen get the LAST tix on the 7:40 flight, of you can believe that.
Uchenna and Joyce, last to arrive at the beach, get 7:00.


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Teams/Flights

6 a.m.: Debbie/Bianca, Susan/Patrick, Romber
7 a.m.: Ray/Deana, Brian/Greg, Lynn/Alex, Uchenna/Joyce
7:40 a.m.: Megan/Heidi, Chuck/Ryan, Ron/Kelly, Meredith/Gretchen

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Rahb, at the campfire: I was worried everybody'd plot to kick me out!

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2005, 08:58:34 PM »
The Barbie Twins were stupid for just digging in the first place they came to!!! But the other teams were stupider for following after them!!!   c/*

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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2005, 08:59:41 PM »
Ambah: We still have a gut feeling they don't want us here.
Rahb: They don't want us to win again. That's just too bad for them isn't it?

Boarding the first flight, the lead three teams.
Susan/Patrick, Romber, Debbie/Bianca.

TRANSLATED VOICE: THE 7:00 FLIGHT IS DELAYED.
Man's voice: We're screwed.
Alex/Lynn celebrate their good fortune.
Ray grimaces.
Uchenna looks glum.

COMMERCIAL.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2005, 09:00:44 PM »
They had an election in Chattanooga today for mayor and city council positions. So my local cBS station keeps using the bottom third of the TV screen to show the results!!! |:(

Dont feel bad I'm getting static and fuzz , will make for a crappy recording  :':')

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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2005, 09:02:10 PM »
The Barbie Twins were stupid for just digging in the first place they came to!!! But the other teams were stupider for following after them!!! c/*
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Hey my local channel is advertising a tryout at the mall ..must be at least 8 yrs old  (%#

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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2005, 09:05:34 PM »
Ron: Our flight's delayed.
Ray: We're screwed.
Lynn: That's great!
Agent: We'll let you know whether you can get on the 7:40 flight.
Woman's voice: This is huge!
Lynn: WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME FLIGHT.

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2005, 09:06:49 PM »
I told you that was Bianca not Amber doing the zipline in black  |#'

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2005, 09:07:49 PM »
I publicly admit that the girl in black on the zipline was not Amber!  *8/
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2005, 09:10:30 PM »
Bianca and Debbie each zipline down through the gorge, and "whew" their way through the skies.

Man: You can't open your clue till you get down there with your partner.

Debbie/Bianca, CLUE:
DETOUR.
Rope a llama, or Rope a basket.
Llama, rope 2 llamas from a field and deliver to these pens. It doesn't require strength, but they don't cooperate. It'll be frustrating.
Basket, use a rope to tie a basket to your back. Filled with 35 pounds of alfalfa, carry it 2/3 of a mile to the store for the next clue.



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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2005, 09:11:21 PM »
I publically admit that the girl in black on the zipline was not Amber! *8/
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2005, 09:13:44 PM »
Debbie/Bianca decide on llamas.
Susan/Patrick decide on llamas.
Romber makes their way individually down the ziplines.
Rahb: Holy Cannoli!
Ambah: Yeah, baby!
They decide on baskets.


Next crew gets off the plane, eight teams en masse.
A mad scramble and some very, very bad taxicab Spanish ensues

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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2005, 09:18:31 PM »
Rahb: We can do this (baskets). We've gotta wear funny hats. Come on.

Patrick pulls, tugs, fights with a llama.
Patrick: Watch it, mom! He's gonna spit on you!
Llama angrily spits ...
PTUI!
Susan: We're NOT doing this.

Bianca: Oh, come on, llama. You know you want to go.
Debbie: We're only two miles behind Rob and Amber now. I"m seriously, so furious at you (for choosing this).


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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2005, 09:21:24 PM »
Rob on Amber telling Bianca to put the basket rope around her neck to make it easier " thats our good deed for the next 38 days"
Pat on the Llama's " thats allota snot"

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« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2005, 09:21:51 PM »
Bianca: Come on, Debbie. We can do this.
They decide to change tasks.

Deservedly or not, Patrick gets spit on by a llama.

Rahb: Donde?
Kids: Arriba! Arriba!
Rahb: What's that mean, fast?

At the kiosk, Brian/Greg move into a distant 4th.
Lynn/Alex and Meredith/Gretchen close behind.
Ray/Deana next to the kiosk.
Over a rickety wooden bridge they go by taxi, to the gorge.
Next'll be the zipline, one at a time.


Rob, first to the CLUE: Make your way to the Humbatio police station, and take a delivery trick to Pisac.
Phil: Trucks depart 20 minutes apart. They'll search the market place in Pisac for their next clue.

Patrick: Come on.
Llama: PTUI!
Patrick: That was ripe. 
Llama: PTUI!
Patrick: I'll stand (huff) in your frickin face (puff, pushing llama into pen) and you can spit as much as you want (huff) but just get into your freakin' pen!

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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2005, 09:22:57 PM »
gretchen " whoa this is what the kids call wedgies "  ^/^

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« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2005, 09:24:27 PM »
Gregg waving to peru kids " hey.. don't do drugs"  {l{

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« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2005, 09:25:59 PM »
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 First to Huambatio police station, Rahb/Ambah.
They get on the truck first, but a second team narrowly misses their truck. Twenty minutes later, Debbie/Bianca in 2nd leave for Pisac.

Meanwhile at the gorge ...
Alex/Lynn: It's like splash mountain!
Gretchen: Omigod! It's our worst fear!

Brian/Greg finish the gorge in 4th, get DETOUR clue, and choose baskets.
Lynn looks freakish as he ziplines down.
Gretchen: This is what the kids call (?)
Gretchen marvels at the band greeting them as they finish the zipline.

Gretchen and Meredith, scared of carrying weight for a distance, choose llamas.

Uchenna/Joyce slip into 6th, do zipline.

Hillbillies, Ron/Kelly, and Megan/Heidi bringing up the rear, just now getting the kiosk clue.

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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2005, 09:27:02 PM »
the hilbilles on the zipline  ^/^  c/*  ((^

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« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2005, 09:28:47 PM »
Brian/Greg, in 4th, make quick work of baskets.

Llamas, Gretchen: Omigod! They're BIG!
Meredith and Gretchen do a fair job of getting them to walk.
Whether it's the right direction is another thing altogether!

Lynn/Alex love their ponchos they'll wear during the basket challenge.

Ray/Deana, 7th, choose baskets.

Brian/Greg and Lynn/Alex exchange pleasantries as Brian/Greg pass them running back toward the next route marker.

Brian/Greg quickly get a truck.
Lynn/Alex seem to be on it with them.

Uchenna and Joyce finish the zipline in 8th.

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« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2005, 09:29:57 PM »
Gretchen/Meredith finish llamas in what appears to be record time.


Hillbillies choose
Ron/Kelly choose baskets.
Megan/Heidi choose

Deana complains that her basket is choking her.
Ray tells her she has to go on.
She says, "I can't," channeling Flo and KKKendra. 

Ray/Deana trying to make the truck that has Gretchen/Meredith.
Ray: Run, Deana!
Deana: I'm trying.
Door closes.
Ray: We missed the truck by seconds.
Deana: I can't breathe.
Ray, angrily: Please suck it up.

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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2005, 09:36:22 PM »
Deana: I can't breathe.
Ray: Every second counts! Don't complain!!

Rob/Amber and Susan/Patrick make lovey-dovey in the delivery truck.
Patrick: We have every intention of aligning with them, only to set the trap and dispose of them in this race.

 

Woman gives all four of 'em little rope bracelet thingies.

They get off in Pisac.
Rob, to shopkeeper: You have a clue?
Amber: Stay with me.

Patrick finds CLUE first.
Rob second.
Phil: In Cuzco, La Maset, a 325 year old church, is the pitstop for this leg of the race. Last team to check in will be eliminated.

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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2005, 09:40:01 PM »
Team Hillbilly check out the Llamas gonads  ^/^


Lynn/Alex are singing again, much to the dismay of goats, lambs and people on the delivery truck.

Gretchen breaks some eggs.
G: How much should we give 'em, Meredith?
M: Five.
 


Uchenna pushes, then pulls, on a llama that isn't moving.

Hillbillies aren't having any problems pushing the llamas.

Joyce is actually unintentionally blocking the hillbillies down a narrow path.
Uchenna: Gotta get two of 'em!
Ron: This (baskets) is altitude!
Kelly: You're wasting time.

Ed. note: Now THAT'S the spirit, Kelly! 

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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2005, 09:43:31 PM »
Lynn/Alex and Brian/Greg are sharing the clue-finding in the market. They're in fourth and fifth, headed for the pitstop.


Uchenna/Joyce still having trouble with llamas.
Hillbillies had no problem until one slipped the rope. 
They'll get another.

Uchenna/Joyce finish and head for the marked truck in 8th.
Hillbillies finish in 9th.

Ron/Kelly finish the baskets in 10th.
Ron is winded reading the clue. 

Ray/Deana are miserable on the truck, awaiting other teams.
Getting on with 'em are ... (see below)

Gretchen/Meredith in the shops.
Gretchen: Let's do some shopping! 
Fortunately, Meredith finds the clue quickly, in 6th.

Two or three teams narrowly miss Ray/Deana's truck, and will have to wait 20 minutes.

Rob/Ambah and Susan/Patrick in a cab race.
Romber's cab takes an odd turn and gets stuck down a narrow alley that's blocked by a small car.
A shot of Debbie/Bianca's cab making quick time.
Rahb: This might cost us the lead.

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« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2005, 09:47:05 PM »
YAYYYYYYYYY  |#' Deb Bianca First !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2005, 09:49:29 PM »
OMG they won 10, ooo dollars each  ]#[
Sue & Patrick 2nd
Romber 3rd
Brian & Gregg
Lynn & Alex

the Barbies make the same truck as R/K and the Hillbillies

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« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2005, 09:51:58 PM »
gretchen & meridith 6th
Deena & ray 7th
Urchen & Joyce 8th

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2005, 09:52:38 PM »
Ambah: They're gonna pass us.
Rahb: Go around!

Susan: Damn.
Patrick: Please don't whine, Mom.

Debbie: Major stress for both of us to get there.
Bianca: It's so weird!

Susan: It came down to a taxi ride.
Patrick: We can still beat them.

Rahb gets out to push the stuck vehicle.
They get back into the cab.
Rahb: I hope that paid off.

Getting out ... Rob first.
Running.
Susan and Patrick next.
Running.

Phil on the mat ...

Man: Welcome to Cuzco, Peru.
Phil: Debbie/Bianca, you're team #1. As the winners of this leg, you've won $10,000, each.
Both: No way!
Phil: It's better. You've won ... A total of $20,000.

Phil: Susan/Patrick, you're team #2.
Phil: Rob/Amber, you're team #3. You've come from behind!
Phil: Brian/Greg, you're team #4.
Phil: Lynn/Alex, you're team #5.

Meanwhile, in the trucks on the highway ...
Uchenna: We've made it.
Ray looks on, unimpressed.

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« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2005, 09:54:52 PM »
oh nooooooo Megan Heidi team 9

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« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2005, 09:55:41 PM »
Hillbilly: One of us (on this truck) is getting eliminated.

Ray: Let's just hang together and we'll find the clue.
Uchenna: Okay!
In the shops ... looking ...
Ray finds the pitstop clue and tries to find Uchenna.
Uchenna has left out the other side of the shops.
Ray and Deanna leave them, hopping in a cab.
Uchenna: They just left us!!

Hee-haw! The last truck to the marketplace is a fun truck, even though somebody's getting the Philimination tonight.

In the market ...
Ron: Come on, baby!
Megan/Heidi panick.
Hillbillies get the clue, in 9th.
Megan/Heidi, next.
Last place, Ron: They got it.

Everybody scrambles for their cabs.
It's a race to avoid elimination.

Back at church ...
Phil: Meredith/Gretchen, you're team #6. Does that feel nice?
Gretchen: Wonderful!

Phil: Ray/Deana, you're team #7.

Uchenna's cab stops.

Phil, silent.
Joyce: Speak!
Phil: Uchenna/Joyce, you're team #8.
Uchenna: The llamas.
Phil: Want a llama as a pet?
Joyce: We'll stick to dogs!
It's a three team race for 9th, 10th, and elimination.
Each team gets confessionals in the racing cabs.
Ron/Kelly's cab passes the Hillbillies.
Ron: He'll (taxi driver) benefit from it financially!
Hillbillies look frustrated.
Hillbilly: It's lookin like a footrace.
Megan/Heidi: You know a shortcut?
Ron: They might bypass something.
Megan/Heidi: Straight? Over there?
They take off running.
Ron/Kelly and the Hillbillies are together.
They're both lost.


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Re: EP1 PlayByPlay
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2005, 09:57:09 PM »
Dang and I had them as a team on MW. :-\
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« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2005, 09:57:38 PM »
Dam lost a 100 points ,,well all the others look right  *(^

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« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2005, 10:01:27 PM »
Phil: Megan/Heidi, you're team #9.
Both cry.


Hillbillies have a 10 meter lead running through the courtyard.
It's close.
Very, very close.


Man: Welcome to Cuzco, Peru.
Phil: Ron/Kelly, you're team #10.
Phil: Ryan/Chuck, you're the last team to arrive. You've both been eliminated from the race. By seconds.
Ryan: You're either first, or nothing.
Chuck: If you ain't the lead dog, the scene never changes is what we say back home.

They walk away, dejected.

Ryan, post-race confessional: Chuck has always stuck by me. We'll be best friends for life.

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« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2005, 10:01:37 PM »
i did too!! )_^>  hopefully the other three will make up for it!!! })}  that was sad the big ole boys got eliminated!! :':')

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« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2005, 10:05:20 PM »
I cant  beleive you two took the Hillbillies  ^/^ What were you thinking?  }}

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« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2005, 10:08:09 PM »
How many racers hug Phil?

did anyone pay attention? my VCR is marking commercials ..

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the Barbies
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« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2005, 10:28:25 PM »
Only the Barbies hugged Phil!

Sounded like 2 or 3 if you include Ron, had southern accents

They chose the hillbillies, because they like good, down to earth, southern men!!!  ]][

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« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2005, 10:34:37 PM »
I had the top 3 teams on my team along with Urcheena & Joyce .However ,  I think the old farts will do well , they nailed those Llamas asses  =]/

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« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2005, 10:53:18 PM »
NEXT TIME ON .. THE AMAZING RACE:

Phil voice: Lifelong friends Debbie/Bianca confront Rob/Amber.
Scene: Bus or train station. Teams crowded around.
Rahb: Tell me what I lied about?
D/B: It makes me nauseous to have to deal with ...
Rahb: It makes me nauseous to hear you call me a liar.
One of the gay guys: It's a good thing you can't be voted off.

Phil voice: Boyfriends Lynn/Alex have a run-in with the locals.
Scene: Market, with fish being weighed.
One of the gay guys: Your scale is rigged! We want our money back!
Local shopkeepers begin a cacaphony of shouting, waving, and finger-pointing, as Lynn and Alex storm off.
One of the gay guys, walking away: BITCHES! 

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« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2005, 11:19:11 PM »
Banzai I can make out some writing on the Menu at the fish market

marisqueria

Spain??

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« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2005, 11:32:42 PM »
I did a google ...... Looks like the teams are going to Mallorca, Spain!!!

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« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2005, 11:52:14 PM »
oh I posted it in the wrong thread  |( Maybe we could call them and ask if this is the right place   ^/^ ?

Restaurants in VALPARAISO - CHILE Restaurants in VALPARAISO - CHILE
... 7 Norte 151 Phone: 883-160 Marisqueria Specialty: typical Chilean food, fish and
seafood Address: Los Porteños Valdivia 169 Phone: 252-511 Puerto Principal ...
www.enjoy-chile.org/valparaiso-restaurants-chile.php - 42k -

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« Reply #53 on: March 02, 2005, 12:10:08 AM »
Here's what I got........

Marisqueria Ca'n Jordi - one of the best and high standard seafood restaurants in whole Mallorca.
Approximately 5 kms outside the capitol city of the Balears, Palma de Mallorca lays the former fishing-village 'Ciudad Jardin'.
This village is nearly untouched by tourists - but very, very well known through its great seafood restaurants - first of all the Restaurant "Ca'n Jordi".

Restaurant
Ca'n Jordi
Ciudad Jardin
C/. Isla de Cipre, 37
Phone 971 - 49 19 09



How to find:
- Motorway Palma > Airport
- Exit Portixol or Ciudad Jardin
  (Coll d'en Rabassa)
- 2nd street from the beach
- Click here for plan




Maybe you could call them puddin, and ask them if they had some racers come by last November!  c/*
 

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« Reply #54 on: March 02, 2005, 12:19:47 AM »
Upon searching a little bit further, I found other listings for "marisqueria"! All are mostly in spain, but one was in Chile!

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« Reply #55 on: March 02, 2005, 01:05:23 AM »
 c/*i didn't pick the hillbillies!!!   i picked romber, deb/bianca, susan/pat, uch, and joyce!!  i just felt sorry for the hillbillies, but they were in terrible shape for the race!! |(    great episode!! |5|  good job, on the play by play, puddin!! })}

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« Reply #57 on: March 02, 2005, 10:57:10 AM »
did you see Kelly cry when the guys got elimintated ~ I was sad.  Did you see that the guys told ron and kelly where to go at the end....that cost them..  Barbies are dumb ` she almost crashed.

Great I have d/B on my team but Deb (red head) is a whinning B!@#$, hopefully their finish helps their score.

I had the barbies getttign the boot....

Wow so many people got along!! ANd D/B made some quick enemies.