Topic: Final Episode highlights

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Commercial: Dr. Phil is pimped doing therapy with Jonathug and Victimia.

Phil: Xian, China.

Kris/Jon, CLUE. 5:27 am.
Go to Honolulu.
Phil: When they land, drive to Puluuelaka State Point to a lookout, for the next clue.

Jon: We have to buy our tix before going to the airport.
Phil: Local laws require them to buy from a travel agent, not at the airport.
Kris: We were focusing on not being eliminated. Now we're trying to win.
Kris approaches a hotel ticket counter for internet access. Denied.
They'll opt for the phone.

Freddy/Kendra leave in 2nd, at daybreak.
They'll also go back to the hotel for ticket booking.
Freddy/Kendra see Kris/Jon at the hotel counter.
Both teams have trouble using the phone to book.
Kris/Jon leave in a taxi for a travel agent.
Freddy/Kendra stay at the hotel; they're repeatedly disconnected.
At the ticket agent, Kris/Jon are "lost in translation" and can't buy a ticket at the agent. They'll head back to the hotel.

First buying tickets, Freddy/Kendra get one to arrive 9:30 am in Honolulu.
The airport is an hour away from Xian, and they're "cutting it close" to make that flight.
They get in a cab and haul it toward the airport.

Second, Kris/Jon try to get the same flight. They can't; there's no way to get to the airport in time. Kris/Jon get a 9:45 arrival in Honolulu.

Freddy/Kendra arrive at the airport in the nick of time.
They high-five.
Freddy/Kendra wing their way to Honolulu.

Kris/Jon's plane takes off for Honolulu, in second place.

11:20 am, Adam/Rebecca leave the pitstop.
Adam: Anything can happen.
Adam/Rebecca get a plane thru Osaka for 11 am arrival in Honolulu.

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Phil: Teams connect through either Osaka or Tokyo.
In Osaka, Freddy and Kendra opt for a better looking flight.
Freddy: An emergency! Do you have seats? We need to get to Honolulu 3 hours ahead!
Man: We don't have a meal.
Freddy: We don't need a meal!
Man: Against company policy.
Kendra: Please I have a sick child in Honolulu!
Kendra fakes tears.
Man: Please don't cry! It's company policy. Sorry.
Freddy: I can't believe it. They have seats available but they won't give them to us. I don't get it.

Kris/Jon in Tokyo also try to improve flights.
Woman: Economy only 1 seat available.
Jon: Can't take Economy. You can't help me?
Woman: No.


Adam/Rebecca seek an earlier flight out of Osaka.
They plead "emergency" also.
Thanks asswipes. Now NOBODY in the world will believe that ANY American has an "emergency!" 

Adam/Rebecca beg better seats ...
Freddy/Kendra's plane hasn't left yet ...
Can Adam/Rebecca get on their plane?

COMMERCIAL.

[gammonwoman2]

omg!!! })}

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K/J fly out after F/K to Osaka
A/R book tickets 11:00 am flight

Kendra begging the ticket guy to get them on the flight to Honolulu..crys.. counter dude ..this is our policy .. Fred : it makes no sense they have empty seats ..


( did you ever get the feeling that they all are going to land in Hawaii at the same time ?   (%# )

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Osaka.
Woman: Not possible.
Rebecca: They just got on the plane! We're right behind them! This is so important!
Adam: You just let 10 people walked by! We have paid for full fare tickets! You chose not to let us on! You're really MEAN! You're VERY COLD!

 

Freddy/Kendra share a passionate kiss as their plane takes off without Adam/Rebecca.

Kris/Jon board in Tokyo.
Kris: It could come down to minutes in the final leg.

Adam: If we catch up, we're gonna win!!

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CRAP!!!!! SUCKS board just shut down for maintenance!!! c/* I bet some people are about to get as mad as Hayden!!!! c/*

   ((^


Adam calls the ticket counter chick mean

All teams making there way to  Hawaii
Fred & Kendra arrive first  |#'
 YAYYYYYYYY

Kris & Jon arrive in Hawaii

F&K arrive first at the Detour..Outfits or Outriggers  |#'
F&K take outriggers

Adam /becca land

K&J second to the clue box
they choose outfitter
A/R arrive at the clue box

K/J done with the task

drive your selves to KaMaka airport
F/K on there way
K/J arrive at he Roadblock first  /]} darn

F/K at bit lost  {l{

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Freddy/Kendra 1st to land in Honolulu.
Kendra: Yes!
Freddy: H1, east?
Kendra: Yeah! We're in Hawaii, baby!

Kris/Jon get in their SUV.
They notice one SUV remains, and theorize it's Adam and Rebecca that haven't yet arrived.

State Park.
CLUE, Freddy/Kendra: DETOUR.
Outfits, or Outriggers?
Phil: Outfits, travel 10 miles to a clothing distributor. Pick a mannequin. Search racks with 160,000 articles of clothing. Put on the outfit on your chosen mannequin. Could take time.
Outriggers, drive 6 miles to a canoe club. With the help of a steersperson, take a 2 mile course. It could be difficult.

Freddy: Let's paddle.
Kendra: We could paddle.

Adam: H1, right? It's raining hard!

Kris/Jon arrive at the CLUE in the rain.
They're NOT doing outriggers? Whuuuut?
Jon: We're getting wet anyway.
Kris: Who cares? It's water?
They opt for the mannequins/outfits.

Freddy gets directions and can't pronounce the name of the place they're looking for ... lol .. finally they find it and start paddling. Kendra soaks Freddy with a badly aimed paddle stroke.

Kris/Jon use the motorized racks, and quickly find the matching man's shirt they're looking for. Now they'll look for the matching dress.

Adam/Rebecca, DETOUR clue, head back to the car.
Kris: Stop! Stop! That's it!!
Kris is right; the dress matches.
Man gives them a clue as they celebrate.
Kris/Jon, CLUE: Drive yourselves to Kamaka Air.
Phil: They'll receive their next clue.

Freddy/Kendra finish rowing, in 2nd.

[gammonwoman2]

you go tanny!! })}

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Kris/Jon, CLUE, ROADBLOCK.
Who's ready for an ocean dive?
Phil: The person doing this ROADBLOCK must skydive in tandem with an instructor from 11,000 feet, land on a sandbar in the middle of the bay for the next clue.

Jon suits up for the skydive.

Kendra, in the back seat of the SUV: Where are the other teams?
Freddy: Look for street signs, honey! We've gone too far!
Kendra: You sure?
Freddy: Yeah. I'm turning around. We're going down the back of this mountain now. Dammit!

COMMERCIAL.

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R/A outriggers

F/K oceandive Roadblock
Fred & Jon in the same plane to jump/skydive
 Jon lands ,Kris calls him to the cluebox
Fly to Chicago watertower

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Freddy lands ..gets the clue

Adam Becca arrive ..Adam does the roadblock

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Adam poops his pants .. not really

F/K 30 minutes ahead of J/K flight

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Kendra: What exit?
Freddy: Here's Lagoon Drive.

Rebecca gets in the Outrigger.
R: No more lollygagging!

Freddy: There it is, I think.
Kendra: The clue box!
CLUE: Who's ready for an ocean dive?
Freddy: I'm ready!!


Rebecca, rowing: I hope another team will emerge from the bush.
Jon and Freddy are on the same plane!!!
It's like a bad remake of Point Break ... but without the dead president masks.
Kendra: I'm jealous of him skydiving! The race is on!
Freddy: Jump out of this airplane and run to the finish line.


Jon, then Freddy, take the jump and skydive.

Kris: Nice, baby! Nice!
Jon waves.
Kris: He's awesome! He rocks!
They kiss.
CLUE: Fly to your final destination city, Chicago.
Phil: They must drive back to Honolulu Int'l Airport and fly to Chicago. They'll travel by train to the Water Tower, one of the few buildings that survived the Fire of 1871.

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Freddy descends in the parachute and sloshes through the water to the clue box. He and Kendra kiss, in 2nd place.

Adam/Rebecca approach the clue box.
He'll jump from 11,000 feet.
Rebecca: You'll DO IT?!?
Rebecca is laughing her ass off. 

Kris giving Jon directions back to the airport ...
Adam airsick ... has to be lifted up bodily before he jumps.
Adam: What am I doing?
Out he goes ... lol .. shrieking all the way down.
Below, Rebecca: Whew! Yeah, Adam!! HI!!

Adam hits the water and they get the clue.
Off to the airport with them.

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Chicago F/K arrive
J&K arrive in Chicago

both couples on the same train

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Fred & Kendra at the clue box ..Ginos pizza for a deep dish pizza

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First to the airport, Kris/Jon try American Airlines.
4:30 departure, arrives Chicago 5:43 am.
Kris: That's the fastest of any airline?
Man: Yes.
Jon conf: I know that Freddy/Kendra will get on a flight right on our tail.

Freddy/Kendra go to United.
They get tickets to arrive 5:15 am.
Kendra: Any other airline getting in faster?
Woman: No.

I'm not sure how, but Kendra realizes they've got a relatively big lead of 30 minutes on Kris/Jon getting into Chicago.

Adam/Rebecca get on a plane.
Adam: I just jumped out of one of these!

In Chicago ...
Freddy/Kendra 1st.
Up the escalator running.
Second flight arrives 15 minutes early.
Kris: Someone on our flight told us United arrived earlier that this flight! But we arrived early.
Jon: And hit the ground running.

Kendra asks directions to the water tower on their way out of the airport. They take the train underground.
Kris/Jon also head downstairs.
Jon: Another team been through?
Woman: Yup. Just went through.

Freddy, waiting for the train: No matter what ...

Kris, on train: Freddy/kendra are on the train ahead of us. It could be a footrace.

In downtown, sunrise.
Freddy/Kendra and Kris/Jon haul ass on foot.
Kris gets out the map looking for the Water Tower.

First there: Freddy/Kendra, CLUE.
Take a taxi to Gino's East Pizzeria, North Wells Street.
Phil: Once inside, they must each eat 1/2 a deep dish pizza for the next clue.

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F/K arive at Ginos..each eat 2 slices of pizza

K/J on there way to the pizza place
Kendra gagging  (%#..I cant do it this is digusting

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In a cab, Freddy/Kendra muse how they'd eat bugs or anything they had to, to win.
Kris/Jon get their clue and can't hail a cab.
Finally Kris/Jon get one.
Woman: You each have to eat two slices.
Kendra: That's IT?
Freddy: Chew!
Kendra: I can't move any faster!
Kris: Deep dish is thick!
Freddy: Just finish, and we're on that mat!
Kendra gags.
Freddy: It's a 1 million dollar pizza.
Kendra: I can't do it! It's disgusting!!

 

COMMERCIAL!!!

[puddin]

No signs of A/R .. I cant imagine them coming in second  *(^ ah well this is just too much fun (^.#

[gammonwoman2]

you two are awsome!! ]#[

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All I'm doing is cutting and pasting!  |#'

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Eat the Damn pizza ..YES  |#'
F/K on there way ..

 Take a taxi Ping Tong memorial  park

 Freddy asks a cop to lead them to the park ..its an emergency


 

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A/R on there way ..they are good at pizza..extra cheese

K/J done with there pizza
F/K taxi lost
noone knows where it is
A/R chowing down

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OMG  |( the stress

A/R finish there pizza
F/K find the flag