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TAR Tombstones
« on: March 06, 2015, 10:57:36 AM »
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Here lies Ari & Staella
Eliminated by Donkey

Here lies Libby & CJ
Eliminated by Selfie Vid
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2015, 01:34:48 PM »

Here lies Tim and Tee Jay
Eliminated by Flag

Here lies Michael and Scott
Elimianted by Sheep

Here lies Matt & Daniel
Eliminated by Sandcastle

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2015, 01:58:52 PM »

Here lies Matt & Daniel
Eliminated by Sandcastle Canoes

Here lies Jeff & Lyda
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Bopper & Mark
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Zev & Justin
Eliminated by Dancing

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2015, 02:26:44 PM »

Here lies Matt & Daniel
Eliminated by Sandcastle Canoes

Here lies Jeff & Lyda
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Bopper & Mark
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Zev & Justin
Eliminated by Dancing

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2015, 03:09:47 PM »
Here lies Russell & Cindy
Eliminated by the missing -en  :funny:


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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2015, 05:02:47 PM »
Natalie & Nadiya (Leg 1)
Eliminated by Wedding Dress Boutique  :funny:
Mark & Mallory (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by Backpack
Joey & Meghan (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Taxi
Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight
Jessica & John (Legs 1-7)
Eliminated by Postcard
Flight Time & Big Easy (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by  ???
Jet & Cord (Legs 1-10)
Eliminated by U-Turn
Leo & Jamal (Legs 1-11)
Eliminated by ???


Lisa & Michelle (Leg 1)
Eliminated by Compass  :funny:
Dennis & Isabelle (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by Punting (I wanted to say Pancakes :lol: )
Michael & Scott (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Ankle
Keith & Whitney (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by "Cutting in Line" :lol:
Shelley & Nici (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by Self-Navigation :groan: :groan:
Tim & Te Jay (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by Pole
Kym & Alli (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by Their Own Balance  :'(
Brooke & Robbie (Legs 1-12)
Eliminated by Self-Navigation :groan:

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2015, 05:10:46 PM »
Here lies Caroline & Jennifer
Rigged out of a million dollars

I'm sorry, I'm just still REALLY bitter about that finale. :res:

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2015, 05:38:46 PM »
Here lies Caroline & Jennifer
Rigged out of a million dollars

I'm sorry, I'm just still REALLY bitter about that finale. :res:
Me toooooo I've never cared so much about a team winning a single leg before.

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2015, 11:21:15 PM »
Here lies Pam & Winnie
eliminated by donkeys :funny:

Here lies Chester & Ephraim
eliminated by ticket counter agent :funny:

Here lies Jessica & John
eliminated by lazy express pass and extra clue in the last cluebox :funny:

Here lies the Save
eliminated by Misti & Jim for not finishing last in an elimination leg :funny:

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2015, 11:34:58 PM »
TAR15 Memorial Cemetery
Here lies Eric & Lisa (Start Line)
Eliminated by unwanted license plates

Here lies Garrett & Jessica (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by an army of ducks

Here lies Marcy & Ron (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Vietnamese Scrabble

Here lies Zev & Justin (Legs 1-4)
Eliminated by telling the truth to Phil :'( / :dontgo:

Here lies Lance & Keri (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by the heat and "sleet"

Here lies Mika & Canaan (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by refusal to slide into a kiddie pool

Here lies Maria & Tiffany (Legs 1-7)
Eliminated by playing mallet games in long johns :lol:

Here lies Gary & Matt (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by Lena & Kristy's curse

Here lies Flight Time & Big Easy (Legs 1-11)
Eliminated by Franz :funny:

And next to the cemetery is...
TAR16 Reflective Funeral Home
Here lies Dana & Adrian (Leg 1)
Eliminated by tightrope accidents

Here lies Jody & Shannon (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by a sassy cow

Here lies Monique & Shawne (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by a Roadblock rigged for the Cowboys

Here lies Joe & Heidi (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Morse code

Here lies Jeff & Jordan (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by driving toward intoxication

Here lies Steve & Allie (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by the wrong Buddhist temple

Here lies Carol & Brandy (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by dumb doing them in

Here lies Louie & Michael (Legs 1-11)
Eliminated by a large-scale "Go Team!" poster
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 11:42:04 PM by RachelLeVega »
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2015, 11:36:47 PM »
Here lies the Save
eliminated by Misti & Jim for not finishing last in an elimination leg :funny:
:funny: :funny: :funny:
<3 Family, friends, food, freedom... FULFILLED <3
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TAR QUOTE OF THE MONTH May 2017
"I'm just gonna climb in here and cry!" ~Brooke (from Scott & Brooke on season 29, leg 3)

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2015, 12:07:21 AM »
Here lies Rob and Amber
Eliminated by the curse of Mirna's deceased grandmother
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2015, 12:46:20 AM »
TAR19

Here lies Ron & Bill
eliminated by taxis

Here lies Ethan & Jenna
eliminated by orphanage  :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

Here lies Kaylani & Lisa
eliminated by buddhas

Here lies Liz & Marie
eliminated by money

Here lies Justin & Jennifer
eliminated by bike/fish

Here lies Laurence & Zac
eliminated by havet ship's location

Here lies Bill & Cathi
eliminated by I CAN'T DO THIS THEY WERE SO SWEET

Here lies Andy & Tommy
eliminated by Balboa.

Here lies Amani & Marcus
eliminated by flight simulations

Here lies Jeremy & Sandy
eliminated by the dump
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2015, 03:51:17 AM »
Here lies Marshall and Lance
Eliminated by Karma
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2015, 03:53:49 AM »
Here lies Idries & Jamil
eliminated by water

Here lies Nicky & Kim
eliminated by smart move in Leg 3

Here lies Abbie & Ryan
eliminated by Twinnie strategy

Here lies Art & JJ
eliminated by Hawaiian games final task


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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2015, 04:28:00 AM »

Here lies Margie & Luke
Eliminated by Flight
Eliminated by Tea
Lost to Boards

Here lies Jet & Cord
Eliminated by U-Turn
Eliminated by U-Turn
Lost to First Class

Here lies Dustin & Kandice
Lost to Opinions
Eliminated by Directions

Here lies Gary & Mallory
Lost to Random Lady
Eliminated by Directions

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2015, 06:56:49 AM »
Gaghan Family
Eliminated by Red Coffee Bean
"The Amazing Race shows the best and worst out of you. But if only negative things are shown, then it's probably you. - Jobby"

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2015, 06:57:19 AM »
Here lies Rob and Amber
Eliminated by the curse of Mirna's deceased grandmother
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM »
Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2015, 12:18:59 PM »
Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

Nice one! :funny: :funny: :funny:

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2015, 07:51:33 PM »
Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

:'( it was just so sad.............................. i remembered i was in sydney, fretting over flight times and such with you.
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2015, 08:29:28 PM »
TAR 18

Here lies Amanda & Kris
Eliminated by Automatic U-Turn

Here lies Mel & Mike
Eliminated by hypothermia

Here lies Jaime & Cara
Eliminated by paleontology

Here lies Margie & Luke
Eliminated by tea

Here lies Ron & Christina
Eliminated by Holy Men

Here lies Jet & Cord
Eliminated by answer-sharing

Here lies Kent & Vyxsin
Eliminated by driving vs walking

Here lies Zev & Justin
Eliminated by dancing 
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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2015, 03:56:52 PM »
Here lies Misa & Maiya:

eliminated due to blindness to the pitstop

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2015, 07:50:23 PM »
Here lies James & Abba
Eliminated by a Russian Taxi Driver

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Re: TAR Tombstones
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2015, 10:34:28 PM »

Here lies Jet & Cord
Eliminated by U-Turn
Eliminated by U-Turn
Lost to First Class Star Wars

Here lies Gary & Mallory
Lost to Random Lady (The random lady take their taxi at the Miami airport? ???)
Eliminated by Directions
TAR25: The best HD season since TAR18.
TARAS3/UB2 Potential Contestant:
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