Topic: Ranking EVERY SURVIVOR EVER (400-399 UP!)

[Cagayawn]

Yeah.... that's right. I'm going to rank every single Survivor contestant to appear on the show. This probably won't be AS controversial as the previous ranking, but... prepare to disagree A LOT with me.

NOTE: For the most part, these placements are based on both how much I like the contestant and how entertaining said contestant is. Gameplay is mostly obsolete, since there are many people that I hate that are great at the game. This is also my opinion only - nothing in the list is canon. If you disagree about a placement, post about it all you like, but please don't flame.

The OP will have an updated list of the placements and of the remaining contestants.

LIST:

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424. Phillip Sheppard
423. Colton Cumbie
422. Russell Hantz
421. James "Rocky" Reid
420. Terry Deitz
419. Becky Lee
418. Alicia Calaway
417. Yul Kwon
416. Ben Browning
415. Natalie Tenerelli
414. Denise Martin
413. Tom "Big Tom" Buchanan
412. Corinne Kaplan
411. Brandon Hantz
410. Sundra Oakley
409. Brian Heidik
408. Jeff Kent
407. Jim Rice
406. Joel Anderson
405. Matt Elrod
404. Roger Sexton
403. Brandon Quinton
402. Spencer Bledsoe
401. Alicia Rosa
400. Andrew Savage
399. Alex Angarita

REMAINING:

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BORNEO - 16





AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK - 15




AFRICA - 14




MARQUESAS - 16





THAILAND - 15




THE AMAZON - 15




PEARL ISLANDS - 15




VANUATU - 18





PALAU - 20





GUATEMALA - 16





PANAMA - 15




COOK ISLANDS - 17





FIJI - 17





CHINA - 15




MICRONESIA - 9



GABON - 17





TOCANTINS - 16





SAMOA - 18





NICARAGUA - 20





REDEMPTION ISLAND - 13




SOUTH PACIFIC - 14




ONE WORLD - 16





PHILIPPINES - 14




CARAMOAN - 10



BLOOD VS. WATER - 10



CAGAYAN - 17

The first update will come either later tonight or tomorrow morning. I plan on doing two or three updates a day.

Who do you want to win? Who do you want to fail miserably? Which opinions of mine will you rip me apart for? Predict below!

[Cagayawn]

FIRST UPDATE!

- 424 -
PHILLIP SHEPPARD

Is this a surprise? I honestly don't know the general consensus on Phillip for this forum. Regardless, Phillip is easily the single most despicable human being to ever appear on Survivor. Phillip's entire shtick is to come into the season, act "zany" for the cameras, pride himself on being a goat, and let an alpha male snatch the win with little effort. Phillip's actions in Redemption Island helped ruin the season by making Boston Rob's win as predictable as humanly possible. Even THAT isn't all there is to Mr. Sheppard. Along with that, Phillip also suffers from entitlement issues and is one of the most uncomfortable people to ever grace television. His accusations of "racism" directed towards Steve were ridiculous and unbelievably cringe-worthy, to the point where I was ready to quit the show forever.

In a horrifying twist of fate, Phillip returned for another season, and was just as awful (if not more so). He seems to have this magic power to ruin every season he's in; it just so happens that RI and Caramoan are my two least favorite seasons of Survivor.

My main hatred for Phillip, though, is that he is SO obsessed with being the next Coach. Here's a tip, Phillip: COACH WAS ENTERTAINING BECAUSE HE WASN'T BEING CRAZY ON PURPOSE! WHEN YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE YOU LOOK LIKE A TRYHARD AND AN IMBECILE! Phillip is plain, unadulterated trash. This horrible excuse of a human being does NOT deserve any more of my precious time.   

HINT FOR 423:

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Has been on more than one season

[Leafsfan.]

 

[Air]

Russell or Colton pls

[Cagayawn]

- 423 -
COLTON CUMBIE

I'm fairly certain that just about everyone hates Colton, and with good reason. During his first season, he sucked up all the airtime by being both being racist and bullying Christina. In fact, Colton was pretty much the entire focus of every single episode until his "evacuation". The problem with this, besides him being unbelievably abhorrent, was that his endless need for the spotlight led the other castaways to be criminally underdeveloped, which, of course, led to One World being the most boring season of Survivor EVER. I didn't care about literally anyone throughout the entire season, even after Colton left (this will be reflected in this ranking ), so watching OW became more of a chore than something I actually enjoyed.

Colton came back for Blood VS. Water, but claimed he was going to be more positive. That lasted about... three days? Once the second episode rolled along, Colton became his usual, over-the-top self, stealing the spotlight from everyone else on Galang. Thankfully, he quit very early on, but he still managed to be horrible throughout his extremely short stay. In a nutshell, he's the only Survivor that's universally loathed, and he deserves to be. He was HORRENDOUS on the show and is a pitiable human being.

HINT FOR 422:

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Yeah, it's Russell.

[Air]

Good

[stekay]

I loved Colton both seasons

[Air]

I loved Colton both seasons

stekay we all know your taste is horrifying

[stekay]

I loved Colton both seasons

stekay we all know your taste is horrifying

 

[Cagayawn]

- 422 -
RUSSELL HANTZ

Ugh. Russell is easily the most visible person to ever play da game, so it's impossible to not have an opinion on him. I am firmly on #TeamNatalie&Sandra, since both are deities who deserved the win over the fat sack of turd people call Russell Hantz. Why do I hold this opinion?

First off, Russell is a bully and a terrible human being. His plan for each season he's appeared in is to recruit "dumb girls" - which, btw, reeks of sexism - """""""find""""""" a bunch of idols, and claim to be "the greatest player to ever play da game". Survivor is and always has been a SOCIAL experiment, so Russell's love of being a complete jerk-off with the sole purpose of feeling superior to others makes him the single WORST player to ever play da game. Even IF someone isn't instantly opposed to voting for a redneck sexist jerk-nozzle to win, his personality is surely enough to prevent him from getting his disgusting paws on the million.

Did Russell have any good moments? Well, there was that one time he spread a rumor about Brandon in a bathroom in Orlando... actually, that makes him even worse of a person. Russell is absolutely HORRIBLE to Brandon to the point where it's uncomfortable to watch or even hear about. Other things Russell has done is cheat on his wife and abandon his family for... Mikayla. Poor Mikayla :/

Overall, Russell is a season-ruining jerk-off sexist pig who is a large part of why many recent seasons aren't all that great (Nicaragua, Philippines, and Cagayan are the newer seasons I consider to be good).


With those three irredeemable, obvious picks out of the way, let's get to the more interesting stuff.

HINT FOR 421:

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One-time player on a season before Micronesia, but after All-Stars

[selfeviction]

I hope Francesca makes the Top 400 lol

[Cocoa]

natalie white for top 1 plz <3

cagayawn threads are accurate <3 <3 <3

i love this thread <3

omg huhu can i crey now ;_; <3

#nataliewhiteDOMINATION
#parvatisucks
#kimpossiblesucks
#NATALIEWHITEISOURQUEEN
#cagayawnISlove

[Cagayawn]

- 421 -
JAMES "ROCKY" REID

In my eyes, there are five men in Survivor history who are worse than Hell itself; those five make the bottom five of this ranking. "Rocky" is the fourth male who was so godawful he doesn't even deserve to make the Top 420.

So... Rocky. Rocky, in short, was a hyper-sexist bully who was uncomfortable to watch throughout his whole journey. He started off by targeting the women for being weak, etc. while being a complete jerk to Anthony in the process. I don't even like Anthony, but the way Rocky treated him was horrendous. Rocky treated Anthony like he was a slave, a piece of trash, an animal... you get the idea. He was given so much screen time that, much like One World, other characters failed to get more development or focus, which, in turn, made Fiji boring during its end stages.

Rocky is the last of the only four contestants I can safely say ruined the season they were on. He only places higher than Phillip, Russell, and Colton because those three helped ruin multiple seasons, while Rocky ruined only one. Still, Rocky is irredeemably horrible and deserves much more hate than he gets.

HINT FOR 420:

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Male from a season before China

[selfeviction]

I did really hate Rocky too, the way he treated Anthony was horrendous. imo

[Cagayawn]

I had a lot of stuff going on, but I PROMISE I'll update tomorrow.

[Marionete]

*facepalm*  @ the bottom 3. I really did hate Colton & Phillip, but there are far worse survivors if you're ranking all of them.... Like, cmon dude....

People like Purple Kelly are ranked higher?! Yeah, I'm done with this list already pretty much.

[Air]

PURPLE KELLY <3 What a star. How can you hate Purple Kelly?

[stekay]

PURPLE KELLY <3 What a star. How can you hate Purple Kelly?

After just finishing Nicaragua I forgot she existed until her boot episode

[Cagayawn]

I find the entire idea of hating Purple Kelly to be odd, especially since she was mostly a non-entity. ANYWAYS, I'm very busy with school and whatnot, but I'll update.

- 420 -
TERRY DEITZ

More sexism! Yaaaaay!

Terry is single-handedly responsible for how boring post-swap La Mina was. The entire tribe seemed to worship him throughout the whole game, which led to very little suspense at any of La Mina's TCs. Along with being a bore, Terry also manages to be beyond vile. It was clear from the beginning that Terry thought all men were stronger than all women, which was proven time and time again over the course of Panama. The worst example of this was how he voted for Aras to win, even though he had aligned with Danielle AND he hated him (this was probably because Aras was a man...).

Don't worry, though! It only gets worse. Along with being boring AND sexist, he believed that him serving the country made him better than everyone else/the rightful winner/smug, etc. Writing about him makes me angry, so I'll stop there. Terry can die in a fire for all I care.


HINTS FOR 419/418:

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419. Woman from a season before Micronesia
418. Woman that was on a season with returning players

[coolio]

He's such a challenge star though <3

[selfeviction]

I rooted for Terry because he was an underdog. lol

[Cagayawn]

He's such a challenge star though <3

That's only a positive factor in this ranking if it's hilariously unexpected (i.e. Kelly Wiglesworth)

[stekay]

Terry was  Thank gawd Casaya existed

[Marionete]

PURPLE KELLY <3 What a star. How can you hate Purple Kelly?

Umm, I never said I hated her. Like someone said, you can't really hate a non-existant contestant like her.
I'm watching Nicaragua atm and I only remember her getting 3 confessionals.

Anyway, what I wanted to say is that she didn't play the game at all, was just lucky to have the controlling people on her side, but she brought nothing to the show whatsoever, made no moves, wasn't good in challenges at all and... we'll she quit for ****'s sake.

A terrible player, isn't that what we're ranking here? If you're telling me she was a better player than the ones currently ranked below her, I have nothing else to say.

[Cagayawn]

PURPLE KELLY <3 What a star. How can you hate Purple Kelly?

Umm, I never said I hated her. Like someone said, you can't really hate a non-existant contestant like her.
I'm watching Nicaragua atm and I only remember her getting 3 confessionals.

Anyway, what I wanted to say is that she didn't play the game at all, was just lucky to have the controlling people on her side, but she brought nothing to the show whatsoever, made no moves, wasn't good in challenges at all and... we'll she quit for ****'s sake.

A terrible player, isn't that what we're ranking here? If you're telling me she was a better player than the ones currently ranked below her, I have nothing else to say.

It's based mostly on how much I like each contestant, actually.

[stekay]

Russell was great in Samoa, got outplayed in HvV and I can't stand him in Redemption Island (which I am currently watching).

[Cagayawn]

Now, it's time to cut the worst of the worst for the females, which mostly consists of being both boring and awful simultaneously.

- 419 -
BECKY LEE

The ever-so prestigious title of the worst woman to ever appear on the show has only one candidate I deem deserving: Becky. If you have no idea who Becky is, you're in the majority. She's a forgettable yet horrible follower who hates anything or anyone that is fun or interesting all rolled into one revolting package.

If I was to do a ranking of Cook Island's cast, three of the four members of the Aitu 4 would make up the bottom three of the list. Why? All (except Ozzy lol) of them were completely uninspiring AND self-righteous entitled douchecanoes. You have Sundra, who was plain racist, Yul, who serves as the know-it-all self-righteous dominant male, and Becky, who is just like Yul except more boring and more vile.

I mean, at least Yul was trying to win the game by booting the few good members of the cast. Becky? She ACTUALLY counted the jury votes that Yul would receive. I wish I was joking. She (and Yul, who we'll get to very very soon) was so vile that Jenny voted for someone she had never even met over her. So, all-in-all, Becky is a boring, vile, repugnant waste of space who is correctly forgotten in Survivor's history.


- 418 -
ALICIA CALAWAY

I didn't mind Alicia in Australian Outback. She had a few positives and a few negatives, but overall, I didn't really care much about her either way. At most, I disliked her a bit for being ever-so-slightly entitled, but I let it slide.

However, she returned in AS and was absolutely DREADFUL. Since my rant on Becky was already long enough and since AS Alicia doesn't deserve a proper write-up, here's the three main reasons why AS Alicia was so mind-numbingly awful:

A) She criticized Jenna M. for quitting the game, which was due to the fact that her mother was dying of cancer. Do I have to explain this one?

B) She took her subtle entitlement complex from AO and amplified it by hundreds.

C) She was bitter towards Rob M. I definitely did NOT like Boston Rob in All-Stars, but, had he won right then and there, Redemption Island would never have existed. Bitterness is usually more entertaining and endearing than pandering towards the alpha-strategist, but bitterness can occasionally create horrible seasons down the line. Why couldn't One World's jury be bitter? I would have rather seen Sabrina win than Kim, but that's for another time.

ANYWAYS, Alicia is entitled and seems to be unable to understand others' emotions, so she gets cut in the bottom ten.


HINT FOR 417:

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I hate Yul too much to bother with a hint

[selfeviction]

Lol, i didn't like becky either

[David]

OMG, are you sure you did not like Boston Rob in AS? He played the smartest game of the first seven seasons imho. He had everyone in his hands and noone dared to try to vote him out. He was the complete puppeteer.

[ERamos]

Candice Woodcock-Cody should be 424.   

[Marionete]

Candice Woodcock-Cody should be 424.   

I liked her in CI and loved her in HvV, am I the only one?
Was so bummed to see her voted out right off the back in BvV That was totally because the Codys were replacements and came in at the last second ....

[stekay]

I disliked Candice in every season tbh, or she was just irrelevant. Never knew why she was a callback for HvV but she was comical in BvW

[Cagayawn]

Candice Woodcock-Cody should be 424.   

I liked her in CI and loved her in HvV, am I the only one?

No, you are not.

[Cagayawn]

- 417 -
YUL KWON

DEAR LORD. My hatred for Yul is so extreme that I'll probably forget a few of the almost endless reasons as to why he's the worst winner Survivor has ever produced.

Don't get me wrong - Survivor has had loads of bad winners. There's also been a lot of boring winners. However, only one combines these traits to form a perfect storm of AWFUL. That leads us to problem #1 with Yul - he's anti-interesting. While there's plenty of uninteresting contestants in Survivor's history, Yul is the only one who actively and purposefully sucks all of the fun out from everything he's a part of. It's almost ridiculous how freaking boring he is. Could you imagine trying to have a conversation with him? He would only want to talk about geometry or how great he is, etc.

That reminds me of problem #2, which is his arrogance. It's pretty obvious Yul thought of himself as the best person there, and exhibited this thought by being a self-righteous know-it-all asshole. Ugh @ his rambling about math/circumference during a challenge. I honestly can't STAND anyone who's like "actually it's  " (hence why I don't like Spencer), and Yul is THE WORST example of this I've ever seen.

Lastly, there's the rigging. Yul's win was completely rigged, and I refuse to acknowledge anyone that states otherwise. He finds the god idol and it JUST SO HAPPENS that it's completely valid throughout THE ENTIRE GAME. THE ENTIRE GAME!!!! There was no way Yul was ever going to get voted out, since wasting a TC on the god idol is not a good strategic plan.

Okay I need to stop now before I start to seize up with rage. There's still so much more but honestly I just can't deal right now.


HINT FOR 416/415:

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416. Male who was booted early
415. Female who made the final five

[Cagayawn]

- 416 -
BEN BROWNING

You know someone's bad when they get more screen time than Russell while being on the same season as him 

Is there really much to say about Ben? He was so disgustingly bigoted/racist that any amount of drama he brought was worthless. I'd much, much rather have the Kass VS. Trish fight than racism; I prefer to be entertained rather than to cringe. In a nutshell, Ben was an awful contestant and terrible bigot. Hard to elaborate on that.


- 415 -
NATALIE TENERELLI

I bet everyone saw this one coming. Although I don't hate when women follow the alpha males based on principle alone, in practice, it tends to lead to both the follower and the one being followed lacking any entertainment quality whatsoever. Essentially, that's the story of Boston Rob and Natalie in Redemption Island.

Natalie (along with Phillip) were key to ruining RI. While Phillip made the season unbearable, Natalie made the season completely predictable AND ruined one of my all-time favorite Survivors in the process. I've never dared to watch the season again, but from what I can remember, Natalie was so dumb she couldn't even string a set of words together. Stupidity can be very endearing (see Eddie), but Natalie's utter vapidity was beyond frustrating. She knew she would lose to Boston Rob and didn't care - in fact, she seemed to revel in that fact. It led to horrible TV, a pagonging, and me being unable to appreciate Boston Rob ever again. Thanks a lot, Notalie.


The next two people out both placed fourth on their original seasons.

[MrDeerShank]

I'm not surprised Natalie T is so low considering she held the record for most episodes without a confessional until Brenda in Caramoan

[Cagayawn]

- 414 -
DENISE MARTIN

In a cast as great as China's, Denise sticks out like a sore thumb. The main reason I hate her is because she lied about her work to gain sympathy, which earned her $50,000  Along with that, she was also pretty boring? I don't remember much about Denise at all besides the moment listed above, but that enough is good reason to put her this low. Denise is a revolting human being, and not the kind that makes for good TV.


- 413 -
TOM "BIG TOM" BUCHANAN

ew

Most RTV watchers I know appreciate Tom for being a hilarious crazy mess (which isn't wrong), but I'll never join that bandwagon. Big Tom was awful to Clarence in Africa to the point where I wanted to stop watching, I could barely understand a word he said, etc. Unfortunately for me, he came back in All-Stars and managed to be even worse, with one of the worst jury speeches to ever grace the show. I legitimately gagged when he did that fake handshake thing to Rob. Ugh.

Big Tom is so disgusting that I can effortlessly and shamelessly overlook any entertainment he brought to either of his seasons. I tend not to appreciate condescending people who look down on others (exactly why I hate Yul), which is exactly what Big Tom is.

I've never realized that there were this many bad fourth-placers.


Next two out were both favorites in Caramoan.

[stekay]

"Denise is a revolting human being"

I think this is a little harsh. I know she did wrong but in the game I found her interesting imo

[ERamos]

My guess is Dawn and Corinne

[Cagayawn]

These people are really awful tryhards and I just want to get rid of them.

- 412 -
CORINNE KAPLAN

ugh

Corinne is advertised as some "mega-bitch" cutthroat backstabbing no-nonsense woman. That sounds kinda awesome, in my opinion. Unfortunately, Corinne failed to deliver on any of those promises outside of confessionals. Hyping yourself up is one thing, but not being able to back it up at all is horrible.

Since Corinne possessed none of the traits she claimed she did, she came off as awfully fake and forced. I guess she thought she had to be a mega-bitch to be relevant enough, but that's no excuse to be a phony. While not truly awful in principle like others out before her, the way she was implemented left a horrible taste in my mouth.


- 411 -
BRANDON HANTZ

I could understand why someone would love Brandon - in contrast to Corinne, he was probably one of the most real contestants on the show and was a huge train wreck. However, I found Brandon's antics more uncomfortable than entertaining. Throughout South Pacific, he was consistently vile and sexist to the women and was generally icky the whole way through. However, he didn't completely ruin the season, so I didn't hate him too much.

Then, Brandon returned. Oh, did he ever return. Instead of being grossly sexist, Brandon instead decided to suck up any screen time not already devoted to Phillip, resulting in Caramoan's abominable pre-merge. This time, Brandon played a key part in ruining Caramoan (though it was mostly Phillip), which ruined any ounce of appreciation I had for him.

Brandon is the kind of trainwreck that isn't enjoyable to watch - his antics helped detract from any and all character development in his second season (much unlike, say, J'Tia), which made any sliver of entertainment he brought absolutely worthless. I really do hope that the only Hantz to ever appear on RTV again is Willie (<3).


The next two people out were insanely boring and lasted a very long time.

[Cagayawn]

- 410 -
SUNDRA OAKLEY

Great, more of the Aitu 4 

Sundra's main offense was being a huge bore, but my hatred for her goes so much deeper than that. Although she got little airtime, any attention she did receive sparked profound hatred from me. While there are many major issues with Sundra (refusing to mutiny when she promised Candice she would, helping to eliminate any and all entertainment from the season) the worst for me was the following quote:

SUNDRA: "Black, brown, and yellow power!"

Yep. Sundra topped off her dreary, colorless cake with a heavy dose of racism and a sprinkling of anti-entertainment. I just CAN. NOT. DEAL. with anyone who actively sucks the fun out of the season, and that's precisely what three of the Aitu 4 did. The Aitu 4 is the worst alliance in Survivor history, and I'm sure these rankings reflect that.


- 409 -
BRIAN HEIDIK

A world where Brian isn't the worst winner in Survivor history is one I dread. Unfortunately, that's the world we live in. Brian managed to be all of these awful things at the same time:

A) Insanely boring

B) A sociopath who completely disregarded the "social" aspect of the game

C) A puppy-shooter

D) A generally horrible human being

Brian isn't as low because he didn't ruin Thailand - that season never had a chance in the first place.


The next two people out were both men from recent seasons who made the merge.

[Declive]

Denise 414 and Brandon 409? No way.

[JSM]

cagayawn is such a pessimistic human being, love it <3

[Cagayawn]

- 408 -
JEFF KENT

There are a lot of horrible Survivors 

Jeff committed the following offenses during his run in the Philippines:

A) Was stunt-casted

B) Had a storyline about his foot that was pointless

C) Got tons of screen time despite doing very little to impact the game

D) Was a hateful bigot

E) His final words 

Jeff is really the perfect storm of terrible, but (thankfully) his awfulness didn't impact the season much. While I hate his guts + he's one of the worst human beings to appear on the show, the ones he beat were either even more boring, even more awful, or both. He still sucks, though.


- 407 -
JIM RICE

We're now at the stage where the horrible game-bots will start to fall > : )

Especially in recent seasons, there are a lot of (usually male) players who are heralded for their ""gameplay"" and their """"wit"""", although they rarely exhibit any personality in any of their confessionals except for jealousy. Of all of those players, Jim is the worst of the bunch. Why?

Other players like Jim, including Austin and Spencer, were awful but didn't negatively impact the season all that much. Jim, however? His sup-bar gameplay and bullying of Cochran led to the superior Savaii tribe failing against the boring/awful Upolu tribe. Things that Jim directly caused:

- Ozzy dominating RI 
- Dawn and Whitney leaving earlier than the should have
- Indirectly causing Christine's early elimination
- Coach making the FTC 
- Having to choose between an awful winner, a boring winner, or an okay winner (guess which one we got  )

Jim ruined any part of South Pacific that wasn't doomed to fail from the start, and I absolutely HATE him for that. TBH, he should have been lower 


Next two people out are men from seasons after Cook Islands.

[ERamos]

I hated Jim because he he has the I can do all of this/know it all attitude kinda like  Spencer but annoying.

[Cagayawn]

- 406 -
JOEL ANDERSON

Die.

Joel was an early boot yet still managed to leave a horrible aftertaste once he was gone. Joel's entire shtick was to gain control of the favorites tribe then booting the weaker members of the tribe. It's a common-ish strategy, but it's a boring one and Joel was particularly awful about it. Joel was HORRENDOUS to Chet because he wasn't as strong physically, which is/was/always will be very disgusting :/

Joel always seemed like someone who wanted to squash anything that wasn't 100% tough/masculine, and that kind of thing really bothers me on RTV. He wasn't that big of a piece in Survivor lore, but I've always hated him with intense vitriol.


- 405 -
MATT ELROD

Rob's zombies in Redemption Island were pretty much awful, and most will be cut very soon (two are already gone!). Of the remaining zombies, Matt was the worst simply because his idiocy was of the annoying kind. He was betrayed by Rob at the start of the game, tried to go against him once he returned from RI, then had a change of heart because "God told him to". 

Once he was booted AGAIN, he spent the rest of his days dominating RI and converting its inhabitants to his own little Survivor cult  . His actions/stupidity led to both Rob winning and Zapatera being wiped out one after another (which is why RI sucks). Matt, along with Phillip & Natalie & Rob himself, turned RI from a bad concept to a horrible season. Thankfully, no season, not even Caramoan, has managed to match RI in awfulness.


The next two people out are men from seasons before All-Stars.

PS: This man-slaughter is not intentional 

[Cagayawn]

- 404 -
ROGER SEXTON

Ick. Roger Sexton is the typical conservative old man - he demonstrated lots of terrible beliefs, most notably sexism. He went on and on about how men are stronger than women and whatnot. That alone should bring him to an even lower spot, but it WAS kind of amusing how much everyone hated him <3

Since no one liked Roger, hating him was a lot more enjoyable than hating someone that most people liked (i.e. Yul). Hating him almost became a fun thing to do... almost. He's still awful, but ALMOST entertaining.


- 403 -
BRANDON QUINTON

Yeah, he's not as enjoyable to hate.

Brandon SEEMS like someone I should like, but I have very good reasons as to why I hate him:

1) He reinforced negative stereotypes of gay people. After getting Richard Hatch, who actually progressed the gay rights movement, we get someone who could potentially have gotten rid of said progress.

2) He was horrible to Lindsey once she was eliminated. I don't like Lindsey all that much, but Brandon was absolutely awful to her once she was voted out.

3) He got rid of Kelly Goldsmith. Kelly left way too early, and it was thanks, in part, to Brandon.

So, yeah. I feel like I shouldn't hate Brandon at first glance, but when I think about him, I slowly fill up with contempt. He's the kind of horrible that isn't easy to recognize at first.

The last two people out before the Top 400 both made the top five.

[stekay]

Watching Redemption Island for the first time I'll be surprised if any Ometepe (worst tribe ever) make it out of 350

[ERamos]

Watching Redemption Island for the first time I'll be surprised if any Ometepe (worst tribe ever) make it out of 350

Boston Rob will.

[Air]

Watching Redemption Island for the first time I'll be surprised if any Ometepe (worst tribe ever) make it out of 350

Boston Rob will.

Hopefully not

(No offense to BRob pre-RI)

[Cagayawn]

- 402 -
SPENCER BLEDSOE

Mhm. It's that time again.

Before I delve into why Spencer is awful, I should probably retell my experience watching him. At first, I actually liked him. He wasn't my #1 in the season at any point of time, but he was definitely up there. However, when the merge came around, he started to get kinda bad? He went from a young player who narrowly escaped elimination to a whiny negbitch. He wasn't terrible at that point, but I stopped liking him.

Then, the finale came around. Oh boy, did the finale ever come around. Spencer did the following three things in the finale to make me loathe him, ranked on levels of forgivability:

1) He called Kass a braindead weasel. Believe it or not, this was the best of three awful things he did during the finale.

2) His jury speech. Although he apparently didn't write it himself, he still delivered it AND lived with the satisfaction and smugness that he helped Tony win, when Tony was going to win anyways. Calling Woo a dog, Kass a goat, and scolding the jury for having normal human emotions with the utmost self-righteousness was HORRENDOUS.

3) His final words. I had a strong feeling that Spencer was a fun-sucking annoyance, but calling Survivor "miserable" solidified it as FACT. He really DID suck the fun out of so many moments in the merge, including the idol hunt, quite a few challenges, and basic camp life in general.

Looking back after watching the finale, I realized that Spencer had been awful and fun-sucking the entire season, but it was too subtle for me to pick up on. I guess I was busy loving Morgan in the pre-merge to notice his awfulness.

Spencer was also kind of boring, too. He got a huge amount of airtime - too much than he deserved, in my opinion. Tony also got a TON of airtime, but at least he was majorly affecting the game throughout the merge. All Spencer did was come in and win a challenge or two, spark Tony's paranoia once (ALTHOUGH I CREDIT TASHA WITH THAT MOVE MUCH MORE!!!!), and bottomfeed until his eventual and glorious elimination.

I know 0% of the readers of this thread will agree with this opinion, and I'll probably get flak for it, but I really don't care. I found Spencer's confessionals to be more toneless and boring than "witty" or "funny". This especially rings true when watching ACTUAL funny narrators like Rob C. do what they do best. At the very least, Spencer left something to be desired.

Spencer ranks this high because I imagine he's not a horrible human being in real life.


- 401 -
ALICIA ROSA

Basically, Alicia spent her lengthy stay on OW bullying Christina with Colton - at least, until Colton left. Her treatment of Christina was awful and felt racially-powered imo. She did apologize for her general awfulness, which I can definitely appreciate, but she was an overall uncomfortable and unwanted presence on a relatively-bad season. Not much more I can say.


With that, we've reached the top 400!

[stekay]

Spencer is so overrated and was outsmarted by most players in the game. So I agree with that decision

[Bookworm]

While Spencer was not the most positive player, slightly overrated, and I agree with you on #3, his overall gameplay (IMO) should cause him to be in the top 250 at least.

[stekay]

While Spencer was not the most positive player, slightly overrated, and I agree with you on #3, his overall gameplay (IMO) should cause him to be in the top 250 at least.

I agree he should be ranked higher than the likes of Kourtney from One World, like seriously 

[Cagayawn]

~ THE FALLEN ~

BORNEO
N/A

MARQUESAS
N/A

PEARL ISLANDS
N/A

VANUATU
N/A

PALAU
N/A

GUATEMALA
N/A

TOCANTINS
N/A

NICARAGUA
N/A

CARAMOAN
N/A

BLOOD VS. WATER
N/A

AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK
418: Alicia Calaway

THAILAND
409: Brian Heidik

THE AMAZON
404: Roger Sexton

PANAMA
420: Terry Deitz

FIJI
421: James "Rocky" Reid

CHINA
414: Denise Martin

MICRONESIA
406: Joel Anderson

GABON
412: Corinne Kaplan

PHILIPPINES
408: Jeff Kent

CAGAYAN
402: Spencer Bledsoe

AFRICA
403: Brandon Quinton
413: Tom "Big Tom" Buchanan

SAMOA
416: Ben Browning
422: Russell Hantz

SOUTH PACIFIC
407: Jim Rice
411: Brandon Hantz

ONE WORLD
401: Alicia Rosa
423: Colton Cumbie

COOK ISLANDS
410: Sundra Oakley
417: Yul Kwon
419: Becky Lee

REDEMPTION ISLAND
405: Matt Elrod
415: Natalie Tenerelli
424: Phillip Sheppard

Currently, Redemption Island and Cook Islands are doing the worst, while many seasons have yet to lose a player.

[Bookworm]

"The Fallen" <3

[Air]

Yeah Spencer's speech was horrifying but I was actually okay with him for the rest of the season, though yeah his Kass comments were out of hand

[Cagayawn]

I've started school again and it's been busier than ever. Updates might so down considerably.

- 400 -
ANDREW SAVAGE

Savage reminds me EXACTLY of Spencer. He was a major male figure in his season who whined about how hard Survivor was until he was gloriously kicked off. Of course, the necessary "ick" moments that warrant such a low placement are present; what sticks out for me was how be bitched about Lillian returning TO. HER. FACE. during the entire night. The Outcasts twist was pretty dumb, but it was obvious the complaining Savage did was done on a personal level. Due to his douchebaggery, Lillian joined forces with Drake (<333333) and owned his ass of the island.

He ranks higher than Spencer because he was eliminated right at the merge instead of towards the end of the game.

BTW I must say now that Pearl Islands is my favorite season and has the second-best cast (after Nicaragua <3), so expect most of its members to do well.


- 399 -
ALEX ANGARITA

Ugh. If the Aitu 4 is my least favorite alliance in Survivor history, the Horsemen are my second-least favorite. All of its members were either boring or downright awful, and Alex falls into the latter category. Basically, Alex was an annoying and unlikable presence throughout Fiji, with his overly inflated ego and slight sexism. However, he doesn't get really awful until his jury speech.

Alex's jury speech is one of the all-time worst in the show's history. Alex started to freak out at Cassandra of all people, yelling at her at the top of his lungs. It was a genuinely uncomfortable and horrible event to watch, and it caused EARL, out of all of the finalists, to win.

Alex wasn't legitimately demonic, but his horrendous jury speech was enough to bring him to the bottom 30 of this ranking.


Next two people out were both on the jury. One male, one female.

[Jobby]

Tbh, I think every name whom I can't even remember should be ranked lower than those that I can.

And Yul at #417. You kidding me?

[Marionete]

Tbh, I think every name whom I can't even remember should be ranked lower than those that I can.

#truthbetold

[Bookworm]

Tbh, I think every name whom I can't even remember should be ranked lower than those that I can.

#truthbetold

Jobby is pouring the truth tea

[stekay]

Yul is ZZZ

[Jobby]

But at least you remembered him. Now, how about names like..................

Oh I can't remember.

[stekay]

that woman who was medevaced D1? Lol

[Jobby]

that woman who was medevaced D1? Lol

Who's she? Omg. There's so many Survivors we can do a Guess Who? game.