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Offline Parovic

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #250 on: May 21, 2013, 08:17:07 PM »
Vanessa from season  20 :my uterus is in my mouth

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #251 on: May 24, 2013, 05:55:27 PM »
"I was a professional ice skater when I was 7 and I won 3 gold medals and blahblahblahblah!"

-Claire mocking Brook after they read the Detour clue about the ice skating and I forgot the other choice.


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #252 on: May 24, 2013, 10:05:20 PM »
I'm Treating Her Pretty Much Like A Guy, Except She Has Nicer Boobs - Eric

We Do It In The Spirit Of Fun, And A Sense Of Style. We Would Never Leave Our Sense Of Style At Home. - Oswald/Danny

Some People Say That I Snore, But I Only Snore When I Drink Excessively - Danny

As An Attorney, I Can Tell When Someone Is Lying - Mirna

Don't Get A Papercut Or Ruin Your Manicure - Guidos

Well Later On I'll Let You Use My Nail Buffer Kandice - Guidos

And the best parts of all:

You Know What? Shut The Hell Up! You Know, You Lie All The Time. I Said "Pray To Our Deceased Grandmother To Help Us". You Wouldn't Have A Clue What That Means. - Mirna

You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna

Charla LEVEL 5! LEVEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE On The Treadmill You Can Do It - Mirna

Let's Do It. Let's Beat The Liars. Let's Bite Karma In The Ass - Mirna

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #253 on: May 25, 2013, 10:36:47 AM »
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #254 on: May 25, 2013, 06:55:21 PM »
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:

Do you have a link so I can watch?


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #255 on: May 27, 2013, 06:56:11 AM »
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:

Do you have a link so I can watch?

I didn't watch the video but I read a transcript of it on another forum. I'll PM the link to you after I find the thread
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #256 on: May 27, 2013, 06:59:31 AM »
Thanks <3

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #257 on: May 27, 2013, 07:17:06 AM »
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:

Do you have a link so I can watch?

I didn't watch the video but I read a transcript of it on another forum. I'll PM the link to you after I find the thread

I want the link also.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #258 on: May 27, 2013, 07:52:55 AM »
I want the link also.
Check your PMs! ;)
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #259 on: June 06, 2013, 07:08:48 AM »
Mine Keep Having Sex - Alison :lol:

It's funny how she throws down the leash to punctuate the 'sex'. :lol:


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #260 on: June 08, 2013, 08:54:21 PM »
We're Going To Try To Be A Kinder, Gentler Guido... And Hope To God That They Think That We're Too Old To Finish The Race - Guidos

We're Going To Be A Popsicle... Somebody Can Just Suck Us - Charla

Going Back To The Motherland - Joyce

Danny And I Found Out On This Leg Of The Race That If You Get Stuck In An Avalanche...Never Get Oswald & Danny To Get You Out - Oswald/Danny

I Smell Like A French Whore, But That Doesn't Matter To Me - Bill

Peace Peace Peace/Freaks Freaks Freaks - Joe/Eric & Danielle (Ew Eric & Danielle are treating the Guidos really badly)

He Has A Collar! That's Cute! - Joyce

I'll Set You Free After They Take You To A Nice Lab Where They Will Apply Makeup To You - Oswald

When We Retire, Maybe We Can Come Here And Get Jobs As Rat Trainers - Joe

Now Is Not The Time To Clean Yourself - Charla

My Manicurist Is Definitely Going To Be Angry With Me Now - Danny

I'm Glad They Have Metrosexuals Everywhere In The World - Mirna

Do I Look Like Rambo? - Danny

You Look Like A Faggy Racoon - Oswald

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #261 on: June 08, 2013, 09:20:50 PM »
Are we aloud to prostitute ourselves on the race? - Oswald
"Perception is not reality. Reality is reality!" - Erik Cardona

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #262 on: June 08, 2013, 10:04:53 PM »
You're Such A Hand Model - Danny

Every Time I See Teri, She Always Says I Want To Go Back To My Hometown, Miami, And I'm About To Say To Her, Okay, GO! - Charla

Eric & Danielle, There Has Been A Mistake. You Have Accidentally Been Given Somebody Else's Seats. - Random African Airport Worker

We're Going To Trade You For Food Now - Oswald

Okay, Can I Have Some Of The Food - Charla

Five Hundred Years Ago They Took The Slaves On This Very Same Path Ladies, Now It's Your Turn *glint in eyes* - Uchenna

Maybe You Could Just Wave A Magic Wand And Get Us On This Flight - Ian *clueless WTF look* - Check In Guy

We're Outta Here! Praise The Lord! - Ian channelling his inner Believer

I'm Racing But I Don't Want To Melt - Oswald

They Probably Didn't Stop To Get Fruit - Oswald

Mirna Got One! She Must Have Been Praying To Her Grandmother, Her Grandfather And Her Eternal Lineage! - Oswald

Officially the most underrated quote EVER.

So We're Looking For Philly - Mirna

Mister Phil To You - Charla

This Is The Bathroom, Get Out Of Here - Mirna


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #263 on: June 08, 2013, 11:01:33 PM »
We're Going To See Chopin Play Piano!
For Real?
Well He's Dead. - BQs

This Is Like A Spy Game - Oswald

I Am Having A Heart Attack Right Now. I Need Emergency Help - Mirna

I'm Surprised Jeremy Didn't Kill You - Danielle

I Feel Like I'm Walking To A Funeral Or Something - Danielle

You Know How To Speak? No, You Don't Know How To Speak - Mirna

Nobody Wants To Talk To Us, It's Like We're The Plague Or Something - Mirna

If I Were In Town I Would Ask For Your Number - Oswald

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #264 on: June 08, 2013, 11:11:33 PM »
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #265 on: June 08, 2013, 11:13:05 PM »
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars

Yes, yes they are ;D

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #266 on: June 09, 2013, 12:19:19 AM »
With Teams Spread So Far Apart, Dustin & Kandice Will Begin The Next Leg While Other Teams Have Not Completed The Previous Leg - Phil

Try His Pecs, He's Got Pecs Kinda Like Yours Now - Joe

With Dani & Eric, There Isn't The Brainpower That Needs To Be There - Bill

SAUSSSSAAAAGGGGEEEEE - BQs In Tandem followed by EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - Charla

The Naked Mannequin, And Now The Sausage... - Mirna

Female Bonding Over Sausages - Mirna

Tastes Like Poop - Charla

Ladies And Gentlemen, Miss California - Eric

I'm Just Going To Put This Knife In My Mouth - Charla

The One Thing We Know Is Mirna Can't Drive Worth A Damn - Joe

She Looked Like A Dressed-Up Rat - Bill

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #267 on: June 09, 2013, 12:59:47 PM »
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars

Yes, yes they are ;D
haha i just finished that and TAR 8 not to long ago... time for some weaver quotes

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #268 on: June 11, 2013, 12:01:49 AM »
We Are Going To Eat A Cookie, Cookie, Cookie Monster - Mirna

I'm Sweating Bullets - Oswald

(Use Them To Make A Rickshaw - Jill :lol: )

Those Dirty, Dirty Hookers - Eric

You Could Have Told Me That I Was Going To Be At A Sweat Shop In Malaysia - Danny

You Should Have No Problem With Getting Free Newspaper, The Way You Look, Yeah - Malaysian Who Gave Kandice Stuff

I Think I Was Out In Third Grade When They Did Water Painting - Danny

I Smell Phil - Dustin

See These? These Youngsters Are The Future Charla & Mirnas Of The World - Mirna

Stay Out Of Drugs, Go To School, Be A Professional And You're In Good Shape - Mirna

Honey Did You Promise Your Firstborn To Somebody? - Oswald

Does Anyone Have A Rope So I Can Hang Myself? - Oswald

Every Roadblock Designed For A Guy I Am Doing, And Every Roadblock Designed For A Girl Eric's Got - Danielle

Honey, I Asked The Lady To Get Me A Lemonade - Danny

Does This Mean You Had Lunch On The Way Or? - Oswald

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #269 on: June 11, 2013, 06:19:24 AM »
Mirna Got One! She Must Have Been Praying To Her Grandmother, Her Grandfather And Her Eternal Lineage! - Oswald

LMAO how could I never noticed this :lol: :lol: :lol:
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #270 on: June 11, 2013, 06:45:07 AM »
Jon: 'Kelly, go f--k yourself.'
Kelly: 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!'

'Shut---your piehole!' - Kelly

'The bottom line is they're (Rob & Amber) kind of like STD.' - Lynn

'You deal with this before I hyperventilate!' - Hayden
'DO NOT GIVE HIM CHINESE MONEY!' - Hayden

'Nate, you have to be gentle. You're handling nipples.' - Jen

'You are the worst person at this I've ever met. Every other girls---'
'I DON'T CARE! DON'T COMPARE ME WITH THE OTHER GIRLS!' *runs*

'It's like they choose to be poor here.' :res: - Kendra

'You're a FAAAT bitch!' - Amie

'Mirna & Charla - are at a great disadvantage.'
'And they're kicking our butts!'
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #271 on: June 11, 2013, 06:28:42 PM »
Nate: Why can't you thread flowers, your a girl?
Jenn: Why couldn't you row a boat, you a guy?
"Perception is not reality. Reality is reality!" - Erik Cardona

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #272 on: June 12, 2013, 10:55:38 AM »
Nate: Why can't you thread flowers, your a girl?
Jenn: Why couldn't you row a boat, you a guy?

:lol:  :lol:
Nate & Jenn :hrt:
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #273 on: June 12, 2013, 05:27:44 PM »
AllStars <3333333333333333 such a quote tsunami <3

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #274 on: June 16, 2013, 06:57:26 AM »
In The Previous Leg We Had A Lot Of Money But Mr. Money Bugs Over Here Forgot That We Were On A Budget And Spent It All - Oswald

Desmond Kick Some People Off - Mirna

Don't Think We Bamboozled You Out Of Your Space In Line - Oswald

Go Stand In A Puddle, Drop Your Hairdryer In It, Kill Ourselves - Eric

She Wins The Pushy Award Of The Year - Kandice

No Touching! No Touching Me! - Mirna

We Can Make A Beauty Queen Sandwich Outta Her - Dustin

The Standby Fairy Doesn't Like Us Apparently - Danielle

Do You Want To Use Your Wheels Charla? - Mirna

Careful! My Mother Wants Me Back! - Oswald

If I Wet These Pants, It's The Only Clean Pants That I Have - Oswald

I Hope They Don't Fall On My Head - Mirna

We Are Trying To Make Love, Not War - Mirna

Okay No More I'm Coming To Fight You - Mirna

Phil, I Have A Problem. I Have No MONEY! - Danny