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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #225 on: April 29, 2013, 09:58:50 PM »
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #226 on: April 29, 2013, 10:55:40 PM »
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #227 on: April 29, 2013, 11:10:45 PM »
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I'm with dis guy right here. I love Charla, but Mirna is always what keeps her out of any top 10 lists I make.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #228 on: April 29, 2013, 11:46:41 PM »
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.

Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #229 on: April 30, 2013, 04:26:17 PM »
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.

Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
The most recent would still be in pre-HD TAR... Brook & Claire. Every leg, there was something memorable from Brook and/or Claire. From the viral watermelon launch to "circling African children" to shaking Brook's tush in a life jacket to her awesome kicks in South Korea... it's always a TAR party when Team HSN is around! :keeta:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #230 on: May 01, 2013, 03:45:17 AM »
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.
Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
The most recent would still be in pre-HD TAR... Brook & Claire. Every leg, there was something memorable from Brook and/or Claire. From the viral watermelon launch to "circling African children" to shaking Brook's tush in a life jacket to her awesome kicks in South Korea... it's always a TAR party when Team HSN is around! :keeta:
Brook & Claire :hearts: I was so disappointed they didn't make it to UB  :'( They're not as crazy as Mirna though
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #231 on: May 01, 2013, 12:15:20 PM »
Brook & Claire were hyperactive, while Mirna was borderline nuts.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #232 on: May 02, 2013, 04:42:12 AM »
Brook & Claire were hyperactive, while Mirna was borderline nuts.
Totally agree, I would have preferred them over Charla & Mirna any time. They were just annoying, obnoxious, crazy, and probably just made it as well as they did because of sympathy help.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #233 on: May 02, 2013, 12:12:04 PM »
"Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying" - Art (S20)

"I hope other team got lost.................or get abducted by aliens" - Vanessa (S20)

"Cheese & Crackers" - Vanessa (S20)

"Maybe we can create an alliance with North Korea" - Brook (S17)

"I think i can read korean now" - Brook (S17)

"Do not cross the border. That's pretty obvious" - Kat

"I have your poop & potatoes" Kevin (S17)


and as for this one i might use this in real life

Dave: Silence is golden
Rachel: THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE *$#! UP!!??

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #234 on: May 02, 2013, 02:36:28 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #235 on: May 02, 2013, 10:04:42 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

Dustin and Kandice's dramas with Mirna were entertaining. :hearts:
'We can make a Beauty Queen Sandwich outta her' :jam:
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #236 on: May 04, 2013, 08:35:19 AM »
"Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying" - Art (S20)

"I hope other team got lost.................or get abducted by aliens" - Vanessa (S20)

"Cheese & Crackers" - Vanessa (S20)

"Maybe we can create an alliance with North Korea" - Brook (S17)

"I think i can read korean now" - Brook (S17)

"Do not cross the border. That's pretty obvious" - Kat

"I have your poop & potatoes" Kevin (S17)


and as for this one i might use this in real life

Dave: Silence is golden
Rachel: THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE *$#! UP!!??
Ironically BB Rachel actually did make the cheerleading team before her hair extension era. :lol3:

"Nobody comes between me and my million dollars!" :res:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #237 on: May 09, 2013, 11:17:37 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #238 on: May 10, 2013, 04:34:45 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'
Mirna :hearts:
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #239 on: May 12, 2013, 06:49:59 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'
Mirna :hearts:
Mirna's foreign language accents! :hearts: Their 8th place drive races in all-stars were also sensational!

Leg 1 - Cotopaxi - "What's happening? David & Mary are behind us (Mary: She's beautiful!)" :lol:
"We will get there first and beat them [David & Mary] in a foot race... yeah right. :res: "

Leg 2 - Taxi flipout - "Give him what he wants, just take all our money!"
"OH NO! The last TEEAAM! :o ... like what planet do you come from?!"

Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:

Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #240 on: May 12, 2013, 08:58:53 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'
Mirna :hearts:
Mirna's foreign language accents! :hearts: Their 8th place drive races in all-stars were also sensational!

Leg 1 - Cotopaxi - "What's happening? David & Mary are behind us (Mary: She's beautiful!)" :lol:
"We will get there first and beat them [David & Mary] in a foot race... yeah right. :res: "

Leg 2 - Taxi flipout - "Give him what he wants, just take all our money!"
"OH NO! The last TEEAAM! :o ... like what planet do you come from?!"

Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:

Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:

Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv

- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #241 on: May 13, 2013, 11:08:29 PM »

Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:

'I said - pray to our deceased grandmother to help us. Bet you won't have a f---ing clue what that means.' 'See you wouldn't wanna be you!' 'Lying bitch! Bitch!' :lol:

Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:
Also: 'Welcome to Charla and Mirna's world - it's a scary one' :lol:

Mirna's accents :hearts:

Mirna: 'How do you say airport?'
Taxi driver: 'Air-port.'
Mirna: 'Ehh-potth. You have to get it to the right accent.'
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #242 on: May 13, 2013, 11:21:19 PM »

Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv

- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
How could you forget this:
Mirna:   'There's a girl with a disco outfit on! Ex-cu-see senorita! Tu se disco mega disco? Disco tech?'
Charla: 'She looks like a prostitute..'
Mirna:   'But the prostitute would know where the disco is, wouldn't she?!'
Charla: 'Donde es disco tech? No cono?'
Mirna:   'Oops, Charla, she's really pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do.'
TAR Canada: Vanessa & Celina
TAR 23: Tim & Marie, Nicky & Kim, Tim & Danny

She's really pissed that we're asking her because she has BUSINESS to do.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #243 on: May 14, 2013, 03:27:21 AM »
"Ladies & Gentleman... MISS CALIFORNIA!" Sausage detour in Poland. <3

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #244 on: May 14, 2013, 07:52:11 PM »
That was awesome :lol3: I've always had a feeling he had came up with that before and was waiting for her to throw up so he could say it.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #245 on: May 15, 2013, 02:23:30 PM »

Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv

- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
How could you forget this:
Mirna:   'There's a girl with a disco outfit on! Ex-cu-see senorita! Tu se disco mega disco? Disco tech?'
Charla: 'She looks like a prostitute..'
Mirna:   'But the prostitute would know where the disco is, wouldn't she?!'
Charla: 'Donde es disco tech? No cono?'
Mirna:   'Oops, Charla, she's really pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do.'

It was a very open "etc"

Another one:
Charla: "I'm going to look for a step stool"
Mirna: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A STEP STOOL"
Charla: "THIS IS A STEP STOOL!!!!!"

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #246 on: May 15, 2013, 05:08:01 PM »
I don't remember the exact quote but in Brazil Eric/Jeremy pointed out that a girl had a nice ass, and then realized it was a guy.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #247 on: May 17, 2013, 01:45:28 AM »
WE HAVE A BAD ELEPHANT!

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #248 on: May 17, 2013, 11:55:57 PM »
A quotefest episode <3

This Is My Counter, Do Not Speak To My Person While He Is Helping Me - Teri

Teri, You Don't Own The World - Mirna

Mirnownage <3

I Took Lessons From The King Of Rude... You - Mirna

Rob Went The Wrong Way - Guidos

Stop Worrying About Rob, He Isn't Jesus - Guidos

Calm Them Down, Use Zen Movements - Guidos

I'm The Fish Whisperer - Guidos

Just Pick It Up And Put Your Boobs On It! Come On, Use Your Boobs - Eric

Promise Me You'll Do More Cardio - Oswald

Welcome To Charla & Mirna's World, It's A Scary One - Mirna

Can You Do A Forty-Foot Rock Climb - Mirna

No - Charla

^IDK why those cracked me up, but I found them hilarious. :lol:

Charla's Going To Be In Love - Oswald

And best for last:

I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit, It Is Very Weird, I Know - Mirna

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #249 on: May 21, 2013, 03:46:41 AM »
Rewatchin Certain episodes and S10 Kiev, Ukraine had alot of great moments

Dustin (I think): I dont know how to act like a rapper
Kandace: put ur hands in ur pants   :lol3:

Dustin and Kandace: *rapping* Were racing around the world and were here to say were from the USA
Madacasgar we were number one, then we were having fun in the sun
 Kuwait heat we carried some bagss by the time it was over we look like haggsss
Then there was finland were we cracked lime stone and all we heard her say is moan moan moan
Finally ukraine were to rock us a hand we will stop our smack..

*gets clue*
Dustin( i think): rapping thanks for the clue and have a nice day

its funny cuz during the rap u hear classical piano every other line

rapper judge to rob: meh i guess that was alrite heres ur clue.

lynn: MADAGASCAAAAR