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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2010, 07:25:25 PM »
Caite helps prove her smarts.  Or Not.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2010, 07:26:06 PM »
Brent talks about how strong cowboys are at tasks.  Too bad they never had the chance to get rid of that team.  Oh wait they did.


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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2010, 07:27:10 PM »
Back at the temple, as Caite counts, Brent says he's "kinda high now."   

In 2nd, Jet/Cord pass the Speed Bump and one of 'em is volunteered to do the counting. (The one in the dark hat will count.)(

Traffic miracle? Dan/Jordan catch the Dicks in a traffic tie-up.
CLUEBOX ... they walk right past it!   
Cops get third clue, Dan/Jordan 4th clue. Off go both teams to the RB. A Speed Bump also awaits the Dicks.

Cowboys have 523!
Caite's still counting.
She now has 523, as well.
Jet/Cord, 1st, CLUE: Pick a marked motorcycle.
Phil: They'll ride it to Yuyuan Gardens.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2010, 07:27:57 PM »
Yeap its stamps.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2010, 07:29:11 PM »
The brothers and the dicks are together at a hotel lobby getting directions.
Funny thing is, that arrangement doesn't help the dicks much, at all, since they have a Speed Bump to do.

Fangbang Road, bikers drop off their passengers. 
On foot now, Brent/Caite look for the cluebox with a map.
They discover that there are lots of people in China.  People! Everywhere!
Caite: GO AWAY!  SO MANY PEOPLE!   

Jet/Cord, DETOUR.
Phil: The people of Shanghai still enjoy time honored traditions.   Pork chops, or pork dumplings?
Pork chops.  They sell elaborate stamps at this particular store.   They have to find the ones with their NAMES to get the next clue.
Pork dumplings.  Pick up 10 orders of dumplings, make your way through the chaotic alleyways and deliver them successfully for the next clue.


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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2010, 07:29:31 PM »
Welcome to bathroomgate...

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2010, 07:31:02 PM »
My god, that could easily be the fastest speedbump ever.  Oh wait it was the fastest speed bump ever.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2010, 07:32:01 PM »
Brent/Caite finally find the cluebox.
Now they have to decide which Detour they'll do. She wants to do the stamps.

Longhua Temple, the 3rd and 4th place teams arrive.
SPEED BUMP.
Phil: Louie/Michael have to perform a local good luck ritual. Toss coin into an incense burner.
(I cannot make this **** up!)

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2010, 07:33:26 PM »
OMG, JOrdan road bitch!!! I love that line.  And their mom is going to kill them.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2010, 07:33:57 PM »
Nice you must wait ten minutes before you submit another answer.  Thats awesome.


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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2010, 07:34:20 PM »
t's actually a few feet of a toss to get a coin into the huge window.
Several misses, then success.
That task took a whopping 3 minutes.   

Poor Brent ... Caite won't let him go to the bathroom.
Jet/Cord confessional ... she's laughing at him and they are feeling sorry for Brent!
Caite: You're so ANNOYING!

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2010, 07:34:49 PM »
Hilarious that when Phil talks about pork dumpings, they zoom in on... beef dumplings. :groan:

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2010, 07:35:45 PM »
And another episode this season without any form of equalization.  And on a penalty leg, consider me very surprised.  

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2010, 07:35:57 PM »
Dun dun dun....

Anyways... we know how fatal it can be to go to the bathroom. *cough cough Kisha and Jen cough cough*

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2010, 07:36:53 PM »
Dan/Jordan finish counting lickety-split and hop on motorcycles, as the shrimp does some counting.
The shrimp has 521.
Start over after 10 minutes, yutz!  
And his partner is PISSED!  


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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2010, 07:37:41 PM »
Dun dun dun....

Anyways... we know how fatal it can be to go to the bathroom. *cough cough Kisha and Jen cough cough*
BIg difference between being tied in first (knowing a team is two hours behind you) then doing it when you know you are last or next to last be minutes and on the way to the Pit Stop.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2010, 07:38:43 PM »
Dan flirting with a girl.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2010, 07:39:58 PM »
Brent & Caite in first by a minute.  But Jet & Cord find cab first.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2010, 07:40:53 PM »
Cop immediately realizes he failed to count ALL the statues in the hall.
Jet/Cord now have 1 of the name stamps, and are looking for the other, as Brent returns from the loo.
Caite sees Cord's but plays dumb.  Or mum.  Or quiet. 
Brent finds his.

So each of the two teams has 1 of their named stamps. 

At the temple, Cops have 523 and move to the motorbike ride. 
"Ride it like you stole it, baby!"

Caite finds hers. 
Cord finds his.
Both teams are done.
Two teams leave together, more or les. 

Phil: Make their way to the Riverside Promenade, overlooking Shanghai's historic waterfront. 
Last team to check in here will be eliminated.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2010, 07:41:13 PM »
And they're all being sneaky by not telling that they found them... :lol:


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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #45 on: May 02, 2010, 07:41:29 PM »
Brent & Caite team number one.

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« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2010, 07:41:38 PM »
Wait. WHAT BRENT AND CAITE CAME FIRST THIS LEG. WTF!!!! I THOUGHT JET AND CORD CAME FIRST!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2010, 07:42:04 PM »
OMG Brent & Caite #1! This race is full of surprises
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #48 on: May 02, 2010, 07:42:17 PM »
Jet/Cord get in a cab first.
Brent/Caite get one close behind.
Cops on their way to the Detour.
Dan/Jordan missing somewhere in China.


Man: Welcome to Shanghai.
WORLD's TALLEST MAN!
Phil: Brent/Caite, you're team #1. You're in the FINALE! You've won a trip for 2 to beaches of coastal Spain.

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Re: EP11 East Coast updates and commentary please read the rules
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2010, 07:42:38 PM »
How exactly has she proven to be smart?  I don't get it.