I am sooo tired of their dull little showmance.
Ollie loves having a very very pale skinned white haired thin chick; it looks like he is often uncomfortable when she opens her mouth to gripe, whine, complain . . . and then just decides to ignore it. There is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide at the moment.
Winning those designer clothes was such an embarrassment: Diane von Flusterblerk??? says Michelle; oh, "I wouldn't get this for myself says April," who knows the shoes. She promptly disposes of the shoeboxes (
!!), and all the while poor Memphis who loves fashion and knows the designers is stuck on the sidelines with a necklace of onion bulbs: "I wonder what they would have picked for men's clothes?"
I don't know what could have been more embarrassing than that whole pearls before swine episode -- though April has a lovely coathanger figure for the clothes, so that's something. Even before it degenerated into "Dianne von Floosterbing???" they were speculating what all of that must have cost and where production went to buy those things and April was shoving them back into boxes instead of oooohhhing and ahhhing over the clothes with a swirl or two toward the camera with a thank you to the
designers -- a little name brand recognition along with a showing of the product. . . .
and production back behind the walls excited to see how the matched up ensembles looked -- sending word in that the wrapping paper signified matched ensemble pieces -- while everything was shoved back into boxes quickly without the appropriate thanks. A lot of those had to have been promotional and April didn't do a very good job of promoting the designers and the product. I was cringing before we got to the last piece, the "Dianne von Floobersterg?
" "I don't know. It's cute anyway."
It makes me feel all the worse for the crew of last winter -- the cast who stepped in to save CBS from the writer's strike and didn't really get much of anything for it. They were a lot more entertaining in terms of general lunacy. Oh boy, imagine if Adam had had a chance to win designer duds -- that's his big love.
. . . soooo, I'm puzzling over why Renny didn't put Ollie and April up together; I know, she didn't want to upset anyone. Keesha rightfully was rolling her eyes about the big surprise. Well, will America tell Dan whether or not to use the veto and on whom? I suppose so -- and he could use it on Jerry to make up for having been "Judas:" I mean America could make it up to Dan for putting him in the position of Judas with Jerry by letting him take Jerry off the block. Would Renny then put up Olllie?
I had thought that perhaps she didn;'t put Ol up with Ap because it would be too obvious and would cause strife in the house and that she was reserving Ol to replace Jerry if he came off the block. It doesn't look that way now; she doesn't want to put Ollie up -- lollie Ollie, what has he done but lolligag all these weeks?
If Dan takes Jerry down, who will Renny have to put up? It looked the first night like Michelle and she were partnered up on decisions. . . .
OK - April could see herself marrying Ollie? What is this for her, a CBS version of "The Bachelorette?" That girl is seriously disturbed. 
That's nice for her... 
Did she ask Ollie what he thinks??? 
