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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2006, 07:53:46 PM »
go puddin!  :jumpy: oh i'm soo excited about this game!  :jumpy:

thanks for the recaps!

the Cho's busted for the squirt guns  :lol3:

 :lol3: what losers!


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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2006, 07:54:19 PM »
the Cho's busted for the squirt guns  :lol3:

It would have been great if they were arrested and missed their flight.  What a bunch of morons!!!!
Because sometimes the way to feel good about yourself is by making someone else feel bad. I am tired of making others feel good about themselves.


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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2006, 07:54:41 PM »
Lyn & Karlyn said the title ? blah

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2006, 07:55:12 PM »
Fun, fun, fun, water pistol fight at the airport. (Was this pre-9/11? Sheesh!)

Preboarding "for those passengers requiring special assistance" includes Miss One-leg.
Other teams: No fair!
Peter: We're gonna be able to play that card in a lot of places.
Because sometimes the way to feel good about yourself is by making someone else feel bad. I am tired of making others feel good about themselves.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2006, 07:55:32 PM »
Teams spend a few minutes in the airport shaking each others hands.

Cheerleader #1: Do Muslims believe in Buddha?
Cheerleader #2: I dunno.
Fun, fun, fun, water pistol fight at the airport. (Was this pre-9/11? Sheesh!)

Preboarding "for those passengers requiring special assistance" includes Miss One-leg.
Other teams: No fair!
Peter: We're gonna be able to play that card in a lot of places.


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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2006, 07:57:16 PM »
United arrives 6:22 ... early!
(Referring to Sarah) Karlyn: She can run the Ironman but she can't stand in line?

Phil: They need to find the Gold House restaurant for their next clue.

Teams: Beijing is gorgeous! Beijing is huge!
Tammy Wynette: It's like dropping a 30 year old baby into the world!
Tyler/James sing "Get it on till the break of dawn."
Taxi driver complaints ...
Lynn/Karlyn already "sick of Peter and Sarah. One minute she's got a disability. Next minute ... it's ON."
Peter: They hate us.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2006, 07:58:25 PM »
Teams spend a few minutes in the airport shaking each others hands.

Cheerleader #1: Do Muslims believe in Buddha?
Cheerleader #2: I dunno.
Fun, fun, fun, water pistol fight at the airport. (Was this pre-9/11? Sheesh!)

Preboarding "for those passengers requiring special assistance" includes Miss One-leg.
Other teams: No fair!
Peter: We're gonna be able to play that card in a lot of places.


those girls had me rollin!  :lol3:

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2006, 07:59:41 PM »
Shocker! The signs are "WRITTEN IN CHINESE CHARACTERS!"

Duke/Lauren, CLUE: ROADBLOCK.
Phil: Fish eyes. 
This food is actually quite common in China. They have to eat all the eyeballs out of a bowl of fishheads to stay in the game.
As if eating fish eyes wasn't bad enough ... eating with chopsticks!!

Lyn/Karlyn, 1st: Take a taxi to the Forbidden City, Meridian Gate.
Phil: They'll pull one of three departure times and find the FIRST BIG SURPRISE of the Race.

Duke/Lauren leave in 2nd.

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« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2006, 08:01:35 PM »
Man: This not Gold House.
Kandice: Crap.

Coal Miners' Wife dropped a fish eye. She's not good with chopsticks. "I'm trying to get these chopstik things."
Dave: She's already got 4 or 5 of 'em down!
First team from the 2nd flight, Kelly/Jamie in 6th hit the restaurant.
Tyler/James take off in 5th from the restaurant.
No longer having the early flight advantage ...
Dustin/Kandice still lost trying to find the restaurant.
"Does anyone speak English"?
Man: Never heard of it.
"You don't know the Golden House?"
Other man: We don't know.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2006, 08:08:55 PM »
Dustin: Does ANYONE speak English?
A man offers to walk them there.

Rob/Kimberly offer their driver a tip to go faster.
Bilal/Saeed "jittery" right now in their taxi.
Vipul/Arti have a slow cab, too.
The blondes get to the restaurant along with most of flight 2.


Meridian Gate, Forbidden City ...
Two teams run across the lot.
Peter/Sarah arrive 1st. They take a 7 am departure.
Duke/Lauren take the 2nd 7 am.
Lyn/Karlyn take the 3rd 7 am.
Tyler/James in 4th also get 7 am.

Teams scarf eyeballs back at the restaurant.
Two eyeballs left on Vipul's plate.

David/Mary miss a taxi in the dark, carrying heavy backpacks.
Kelly/Jamie are in one of those taxis.

Tom/Terry pull 7:15 departures along with Kellie/Jamie.
There's two more 7:15's and three 7:30's
One card says "LAST TEAM."
Dustin/Kandice leave the restaurant next.

Hysterical!! The Asian team can't find someone who speaks English!! Wearing a shirt "CHO BROTHERS" makes it more hilarious!!

Vipul/Arti head off from the restaurant in 10th, while Bilal/Saeed suffer through the last few eyeballs.
"I'm from Cleveland! What I know about chopsticks?"
Conf: Dustin/Kandice lament their fate.


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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2006, 08:10:29 PM »
fast forward  ;) not a pitstop but eliminated !! S & B !

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2006, 08:11:37 PM »
Erwin/Godwin, Bilal/Saeed, Vipul/Arti, race to the Meridian Gate.

The 7:15 cards are gone.
There's 7:30 and "LAST TEAM."

Vipul/Arti pull 7:30.
Cho brothers pull 7:30.

Bilal/Saeed get "LAST TEAM."

Phil: Bilal/Saeed, you're the last team to arrive at this point in the race. I said there would be surprises. Even though this is not a pitstop, I'm sorry to tell you, you've both been eliminated from the race.
Both: Wow. We didn't expect this. It doesn't say "pitstop."
Phil: Yes.
Both: You have no control over anything. Only the creator does.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2006, 08:18:55 PM »
Teams reflect on the fact that Bilal/Saeed got the heave-ho.

Daybreak.
7:00 am.
Phil: Three groups depart 15 minutes apart, based on the order checked in.
CLUE: Travel by motorbike sidebar to this junction (missed the sign) for the next clue.
Sarah: My knee is leaking hydraulic flud.   
Peter: This is one thing I can't fix.

Confs; Duke/Lauren talk about getting tough.
Tyler/James talk about addiction.
Lyn/Karlyn talk about surprising the other teams with how well they did.


Peter/Sarah, 1st, CLUE: DETOUR.
Labor or Leisure?
Labor, take a cab, 1 mile to market, use bricks and traditional methods to pave 45 ft section of sidewalk in a pattern.
Leisure, take cab to park, relaxation exercise similar to Tai Chi, successfully performed in unison with the group. Could be stuck here for a long time 'til they get it right.


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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2006, 08:19:15 PM »
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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2006, 08:23:34 PM »
Most teams are choosing to pave the sidewalk.
There's a "model" sidewalk they are to copy.

Phil: In bricklaying, teams will have to learn, they must place the smaller gray bricks before the larger red ones.

Conf, Lyn: Karlyn is quicktempered. She'll blow her stack.
Tyler/James seem to have figured out the gray/red thingy.
The other teams are stumped.
Peter/Sarah seem to have copied the other teams and start to put down gray blocks.
Thought I'd like those two ... but ... grr ...
The next group of racers chooses their detour.
Tom/Terry arguing about bikes.
Most teams still choosing labor.

Teams trying to get to the park lament the lack of English speakers.
Erwin/Godwin in 10th choose labor.
Vipul/Arti in 11th choose to find an English-speaker, where there are none.
Vipul: This is bad.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2006, 08:27:35 PM »
Vipul: This is nuts.
Arti: Do you speak English?

Bricks, Peter/Sarah scurry as Peter barks instructions.
Duke/Lauren tire.
Tyler/James finish. 1st, CLUE: Take taxi to the pitstop.
Phil: Juyongguan, this ancient fort is the pitstop, however, teams must use a rope to scale up and over the wall. Last team may be eliminated.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2006, 08:34:58 PM »
Finishing, Sarah lets out a squeal while Peter reads the clue.
Lyn: They can kiss my behind.

The cheerleaders, conf, think the "model boys" are cute and dangerous.

Duke finishes. 3rd place, they head for the pitstop.
Karlyn: Come on, Lynnette!

Sarah, in cab: My leg is good. It was good to run on it a little bit. We can slow down the hydraulic fluid leak. That's what we're doing.

One team (models?) has cabbie trouble.
"He doesn't want to do it? I dunno!"
Standing on the side of the street now, dumbfounded.
They head off in another cab.

Lyn/Karlin "thank you Lord" and get the clue in 4th, headed for the pitstop. Dustin/Kandice 5th.

Kimberly: I need you to listen to me for 5 seconds. Listen to me. All the other teams are gone.
Rob, conf: 99% of the time I'm in love. The other 1% is when we take tones with each other.
(Just 1 %??)

Kellie/Jamie do a cheer in the streets of Beijing.
"Let's go! Go! Let's go!" Clap-clap ...

Meanwhile, at the Tai Chi Bilong ...
Not as easy as it looks.


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« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2006, 08:37:24 PM »
Conf, Sarah: Peter could be the great love of my life.
Meanwhile, their taxi is going slow.
Duke/Lauren's taxi goes "ripping by" Peter as he makes goo-goo-eyes at Sarah. Serves him right.

At the fort, Sarah hop-skips up the steps with her artificial leg.
Peter: You are solid! You are conditioned! You are a world class athlete. WAIT. THIS IS NOT IT, SARAH. OH, CRIPES!

Wrong fort? WTF is Peter all shook up about? 

Sarah can't find a foothold, twists her artificial leg, slips, slips again, seemingly can't make it up the wall.
(Seriously ...)
Sarah: Omigod! I can't do it.

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2006, 08:40:51 PM »
Tyler & James team #1 they win 20 thousand $$$

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2006, 08:42:03 PM »
sarah still struggling
she made it
Lauren & Duke team # 2


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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2006, 08:42:39 PM »
 :js: Peter & Sarah # 3

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« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2006, 08:45:16 PM »
cont ..

Sarah: I can't do it. Can't find a foothold.
Peter: Get it to your right side! Go! There you go!
Sarah scales the wall a little at a time.
Tyler, first up. James, second up.

Man: Welcome to China.
Phil: Tyler/James, you are team #1. A $20,000 prize for being team #1.

Duke doesn't look much better than Sarah bumbling his way up. Lauren sobs as Dad tries.
Lauren: I'm so proud of you!
At the top, Duke: Damn! That was tough.

Peter: You got it, Sarah!
Sarah: I'm on top of the world! Ahha!


Phil: Duke/Lauren, you're team #2.
Both: Yay!


Sarah squeals as Peter makes it to the top.
Phil: Peter/Sarah, team #3.

Tammy Wynetter: I ain't your slave!
George Jones: We just need to dew it!
Finally they finish.
They leave in 6th.
Rob/Kimberly leave in 7th.

Lyn/Karlyn "haven't really been (pause) climbing before." 
One foot misses.
The other foot misses.
No foothold at all.
Remember the Bowling Moms climbing? This is worse. Much, much worse!  :lol:

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2006, 08:47:19 PM »
sarah still struggling
she made it

she is awesome!  :woohoo:

Remember the Bowling Moms climbing? This is worse. Much, much worse!  :lol:

yeah it is.  :lol:

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« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2006, 08:48:11 PM »
Tom/Terry finally finish their dance.
Off they go to the pitstop.
The cheerleaders haven't got theirs right yet.


Phil: Dustin/Kandice, you are team #4.


Taxi, Coal miners talk about climbing the Great Wall of China.

Lyn/Karlyn still can't get started climbing.

Other teams get taxis.
Finally the Coal Miners arrive as Lyn/Karlyn spin their .. um .. wheels.
Cheerleaders finally finish tai chi.
Vipul/Arti finish bricks, in last place, and head for the wall.
Tom/Terry have trouble going up.
Lyn falls completely off the wall. "It's too hard."

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Re: EP1 show chat
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2006, 08:55:06 PM »
fast foward
team # 5 Rob & kim
Kellie and Jamie # 6
Chos # 7
Tom nTerry  # 8