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Title: TAR Tombstones
Post by: G.B. on March 06, 2015, 10:57:36 AM

Follow the format and come up with something funny  :funny:

Here lies Ari & Staella
Eliminated by Donkey

Here lies Libby & CJ
Eliminated by Selfie Vid

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on March 06, 2015, 01:34:48 PM

Here lies Tim and Tee Jay
Eliminated by Flag

Here lies Michael and Scott
Elimianted by Sheep

Here lies Matt & Daniel
Eliminated by Sandcastle

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: TARloveit on March 06, 2015, 01:58:52 PM

Quote from: BritishTARFan on March 06, 2015, 01:34:48 PM

Here lies Matt & Daniel
Eliminated by Sandcastle Canoes

Here lies Jeff & Lyda
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Bopper & Mark
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Zev & Justin
Eliminated by Dancing

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on March 06, 2015, 02:26:44 PM

Quote from: TARloveit on March 06, 2015, 01:58:52 PM

Quote from: BritishTARFan on March 06, 2015, 01:34:48 PM

Here lies Matt & Daniel
Eliminated by Sandcastle Canoes

Here lies Jeff & Lyda
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Bopper & Mark
Eliminated by Dancing

Here lies Zev & Justin
Eliminated by Dancing

 :groan:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: sveped on March 06, 2015, 03:09:47 PM

Here lies Russell & Cindy
Eliminated by the missing -en  :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RaceUntilWeDie on March 06, 2015, 05:02:47 PM

Natalie & Nadiya (Leg 1)
Eliminated by Wedding Dress Boutique  :funny:
Mark & Mallory (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by Backpack
Joey & Meghan (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Taxi
Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight
Jessica & John (Legs 1-7)
Eliminated by Postcard
Flight Time & Big Easy (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by  ???
Jet & Cord (Legs 1-10)
Eliminated by U-Turn
Leo & Jamal (Legs 1-11)
Eliminated by ???


Lisa & Michelle (Leg 1)
Eliminated by Compass  :funny:
Dennis & Isabelle (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by Punting (I wanted to say Pancakes :lol: )
Michael & Scott (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Ankle
Keith & Whitney (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by "Cutting in Line" :lol:
Shelley & Nici (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by Self-Navigation :groan: :groan:
Tim & Te Jay (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by Pole
Kym & Alli (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by Their Own Balance  :'(
Brooke & Robbie (Legs 1-12)
Eliminated by Self-Navigation :groan:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: gamerfan09 on March 06, 2015, 05:10:46 PM

Here lies Caroline & Jennifer
Rigged out of a million dollars

I'm sorry, I'm just still REALLY bitter about that finale. :res:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RaceUntilWeDie on March 06, 2015, 05:38:46 PM

Quote from: gamerfan09 on March 06, 2015, 05:10:46 PM

Here lies Caroline & Jennifer
Rigged out of a million dollars

I'm sorry, I'm just still REALLY bitter about that finale. :res:

Me toooooo I've never cared so much about a team winning a single leg before.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on March 07, 2015, 11:21:15 PM

Here lies Pam & Winnie
eliminated by donkeys :funny:

Here lies Chester & Ephraim
eliminated by ticket counter agent :funny:

Here lies Jessica & John
eliminated by lazy express pass and extra clue in the last cluebox :funny:

Here lies the Save
eliminated by Misti & Jim for not finishing last in an elimination leg :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 07, 2015, 11:34:58 PM

TAR15 Memorial Cemetery
Here lies Eric & Lisa (Start Line)
Eliminated by unwanted license plates

Here lies Garrett & Jessica (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by an army of ducks

Here lies Marcy & Ron (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Vietnamese Scrabble

Here lies Zev & Justin (Legs 1-4)
Eliminated by telling the truth to Phil :'( / :dontgo:

Here lies Lance & Keri (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by the heat and "sleet"

Here lies Mika & Canaan (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by refusal to slide into a kiddie pool

Here lies Maria & Tiffany (Legs 1-7)
Eliminated by playing mallet games in long johns :lol:

Here lies Gary & Matt (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by Lena & Kristy's curse

Here lies Flight Time & Big Easy (Legs 1-11)
Eliminated by Franz :funny:

And next to the cemetery is...
TAR16 Reflective Funeral Home
Here lies Dana & Adrian (Leg 1)
Eliminated by tightrope accidents

Here lies Jody & Shannon (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by a sassy cow

Here lies Monique & Shawne (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by a Roadblock rigged for the Cowboys

Here lies Joe & Heidi (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Morse code

Here lies Jeff & Jordan (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by driving toward intoxication

Here lies Steve & Allie (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by the wrong Buddhist temple

Here lies Carol & Brandy (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by dumb doing them in

Here lies Louie & Michael (Legs 1-11)
Eliminated by a large-scale "Go Team!" poster

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 07, 2015, 11:36:47 PM

Quote from: Platrium on March 07, 2015, 11:21:15 PM

Here lies the Save
eliminated by Misti & Jim for not finishing last in an elimination leg :funny:

:funny: :funny: :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Jobby on March 08, 2015, 12:07:21 AM

Here lies Rob and Amber
Eliminated by the curse of Mirna's deceased grandmother

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Declive on March 08, 2015, 12:46:20 AM

TAR19

Here lies Ron & Bill
eliminated by taxis

Here lies Ethan & Jenna
eliminated by orphanage  :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

Here lies Kaylani & Lisa
eliminated by buddhas

Here lies Liz & Marie
eliminated by money

Here lies Justin & Jennifer
eliminated by bike/fish

Here lies Laurence & Zac
eliminated by havet ship's location

Here lies Bill & Cathi
eliminated by I CAN'T DO THIS THEY WERE SO SWEET

Here lies Andy & Tommy
eliminated by Balboa.

Here lies Amani & Marcus
eliminated by flight simulations

Here lies Jeremy & Sandy
eliminated by the dump

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Jobby on March 08, 2015, 03:51:17 AM

Here lies Marshall and Lance
Eliminated by Karma

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on March 08, 2015, 03:53:49 AM

Here lies Idries & Jamil
eliminated by water

Here lies Nicky & Kim
eliminated by smart move in Leg 3

Here lies Abbie & Ryan
eliminated by Twinnie strategy

Here lies Art & JJ
eliminated by Hawaiian games final task

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: TARloveit on March 08, 2015, 04:28:00 AM

Here lies Margie & Luke
Eliminated by Flight
Eliminated by Tea
Lost to Boards

Here lies Jet & Cord
Eliminated by U-Turn
Eliminated by U-Turn
Lost to First Class

Here lies Dustin & Kandice
Lost to Opinions
Eliminated by Directions

Here lies Gary & Mallory
Lost to Random Lady
Eliminated by Directions

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Jobby on March 08, 2015, 06:56:49 AM

Gaghan Family
Eliminated by Red Coffee Bean

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: dryedmangoez on March 08, 2015, 06:57:19 AM

Quote from: Jobby on March 08, 2015, 12:07:21 AM

Here lies Rob and Amber
Eliminated by the curse of Mirna's deceased grandmother

:hearts:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Neobie on March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM

Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on March 08, 2015, 12:18:59 PM

Quote from: Neobie on March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM

Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

Nice one! :funny: :funny: :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Jobby on March 08, 2015, 07:51:33 PM

Quote from: Neobie on March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM

Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

:'( it was just so sad.............................. i remembered i was in sydney, fretting over flight times and such with you.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Bookworm on March 08, 2015, 08:29:28 PM

TAR 18

Here lies Amanda & Kris
Eliminated by Automatic U-Turn

Here lies Mel & Mike
Eliminated by hypothermia

Here lies Jaime & Cara
Eliminated by paleontology

Here lies Margie & Luke
Eliminated by tea

Here lies Ron & Christina
Eliminated by Holy Men

Here lies Jet & Cord
Eliminated by answer-sharing

Here lies Kent & Vyxsin
Eliminated by driving vs walking

Here lies Zev & Justin
Eliminated by dancing 

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Tarfan37 on March 09, 2015, 03:56:52 PM

Here lies Misa & Maiya:

eliminated due to blindness to the pitstop

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: LFelix on March 09, 2015, 07:50:23 PM

Here lies James & Abba
Eliminated by a Russian Taxi Driver

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: naejae91 on March 09, 2015, 10:34:28 PM

Quote from: TARloveit on March 08, 2015, 04:28:00 AM

Here lies Jet & Cord
Eliminated by U-Turn
Eliminated by U-Turn
Lost to First Class Star Wars

Here lies Gary & Mallory
Lost to Random Lady (The random lady take their taxi at the Miami airport? ???)
Eliminated by Directions

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Alenaveda on March 09, 2015, 10:43:58 PM

Here lies Hayden & Aaron
Eliminated by a broken key.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: naejae91 on March 09, 2015, 11:00:21 PM

TAR 5


Dennis & Ericka
Eliminated by giving up their taxi to Colin & Christie? ???


Allison & Donny
Eliminated bt taking slower transportation


Jim & Marsha
Eliminated by mistake on booking flight ticket to San Carlos de Barloche


Bob & Joyce
Eliminated by booking business class ticket to Saint Petersburg


Marshall & Lance
Eliminated by sprained ankle (Karma from Charla & Mirna? ??? )


Charla & Mirna
Eliminated by delayed flight to Kenya  :'(


Kami & Karli
Eliminated by self-navigation and choosing slower Detour option


Linda & Karen
Eliminated by ascender Roadblock  :'(


Brandon & Nicole
Lost by taking later flight to Dallas


Colin & Christie
Lost by taking later flight to Dallas and having a flat tire in Dallas

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Alenaveda on March 09, 2015, 11:09:26 PM

Here lies Lena & Kristy
Eliminated by hay bales.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Declive on March 09, 2015, 11:11:40 PM

Here lies Jessica, John and the Express Pass
True lovers, inseparables until the end

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Alenaveda on March 09, 2015, 11:12:26 PM

Here lies Kellie & Jamie
Eliminated by a burning arrow.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Alenaveda on March 09, 2015, 11:16:55 PM

Here lies Pierre & Michel
Eliminated by Mentos candies.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 10, 2015, 12:31:39 AM

TAR14 Garden of the Riddened
Here lies Preston & Jennifer (Leg 1)
Eliminated by their apparent love for piggyback rides

Here lies Steve & Linda (Legs 1-2)
Eliminated by the left trail

Here lies Brad & Victoria (Legs 1-3)
Eliminated by Amsterdam

Here lies Amanda & Kris (Legs 1-4)
Eliminated by betrayal... when it wasn't even known

Here lies Christie & Jodi (Legs 1-6)
Eliminated by aroused Russian men

Here lies Mel & Mike (Legs 1-8)
Eliminated by a gorilla

Here lies Mark & Michael (Legs 1-9)
Eliminated by their own bad-boy reputation

Here lies Kisha & Jen (Legs 1-10)
Eliminated by the bladder

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on March 10, 2015, 08:13:52 AM

Quote from: Declive on March 09, 2015, 11:11:40 PM

Here lies Jessica, John and the Express Pass
True lovers, inseparables until the end

 :funny: :funny: :funny: I remember that John did not want to let go of the EP, even when they had the chance to.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: G.B. on March 10, 2015, 03:43:54 PM

Here lies Jon & Al
Eliminated by Credit Card

Here lies Kevin & Drew
Eliminated by "Nan Men"

Here lies Meredith & Gretchen
Eliminated by wooden boats (Compared to everything else they went through)

Here lies The Save
...Hopefully

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 13, 2015, 07:04:06 AM

TAR Twist Tombstone Terrace
Here lies the mass of frequent Fast Forwards (TAR1-TAR4)
"Dynamic in takers, consistent in recurrence, we could not help ourselves but to rest in peace after finally getting David & Jeff shirtless." :funny:

Here lies the Yield (TAR5-11)
Eliminated by Eric & Danielle destroying and mocking the portrait of its queens

Here lies the single U-Turn (TAR12-16)
Eliminated by Carol & Brandy "punching" it in the "face"

Here lies Double Your Money (TAR21)
Eliminated by archenemy/half-brother, Double U-Turn

Here lies Double Express Pass (TAR22-24)
Eliminated by Caroline & Jennifer's desperation

Here lies the Save (TAR25)
Eliminated by non-elimination Legs :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on March 14, 2015, 04:54:53 AM

Quote from: RachelLeVega on March 13, 2015, 07:04:06 AM

TAR Twist Tombstone Terrace
Here lies the mass of frequent Fast Forwards (TAR1-TAR4)
"Dynamic in takers, consistent in recurrence, we could not help ourselves but to rest in peace after finally getting David & Jeff shirtless." :funny:

Here lies the Yield (TAR5-11)
Eliminated by Eric & Danielle destroying and mocking the portrait of its queens

Here lies the single U-Turn (TAR12-16)
Eliminated by Carol & Brandy "punching" it in the "face"

Here lies Double Your Money (TAR21)
Eliminated by archenemy/half-brother, Double U-Turn

Here lies Double Express Pass (TAR22-24)
Eliminated by Caroline & Jennifer's desperation

Here lies the Save (TAR25)
Eliminated by non-elimination Legs :funny:

Oh my glob, these are too funny.  :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: naejae91 on March 14, 2015, 08:31:58 AM

Quote from: RachelLeVega on March 13, 2015, 07:04:06 AM

TAR Twist Tombstone Terrace
Here lies the mass of frequent Fast Forwards (TAR1-TAR4)
"Dynamic in takers, consistent in recurrence, we could not help ourselves but to rest in peace after finally getting David & Jeff shirtless." :funny:

Here lies the Yield (TAR5-11)
Eliminated by Eric & Danielle destroying and mocking the portrait of its queens

Here lies the single U-Turn (TAR12-16)
Eliminated by Carol & Brandy "punching" it in the "face"

Here lies Double Your Money (TAR21)
Eliminated by archenemy/half-brother, Double U-Turn

Here lies Double Express Pass (TAR22-24)
Eliminated by Caroline & Jennifer's desperation

Here lies the Save (TAR25)
Eliminated by non-elimination Legs :funny:

What about the twist?


Mugging (TAR 5 - 9) - Eliminated by BJ & Tyler threatened MoJo to donate $$$ to them. ???
Marked for Elimination (TAR 10 - 11) - ???
Automatic U-Turn (TAR 18) - ???
Hazard (TAR 19) - ???
Double Elimination (TAR 19) - ???
Double Length Leg type TBC (TAR 6 - 10, TAR 14) - Eliminated by WRP budget cut. ???

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 14, 2015, 09:55:58 PM

Quote from: naejae91 on March 14, 2015, 08:31:58 AM

Quote from: RachelLeVega on March 13, 2015, 07:04:06 AM

TAR Twist Tombstone Terrace
Here lies the mass of frequent Fast Forwards (TAR1-TAR4)
"Dynamic in takers, consistent in recurrence, we could not help ourselves but to rest in peace after finally getting David & Jeff shirtless." :funny:

Here lies the Yield (TAR5-11)
Eliminated by Eric & Danielle destroying and mocking the portrait of its queens

Here lies the single U-Turn (TAR12-16)
Eliminated by Carol & Brandy "punching" it in the "face"

Here lies Double Your Money (TAR21)
Eliminated by archenemy/half-brother, Double U-Turn

Here lies Double Express Pass (TAR22-24)
Eliminated by Caroline & Jennifer's desperation

Here lies the Save (TAR25)
Eliminated by non-elimination Legs :funny:

What about the twist?


Mugging (TAR 5 - 9) - Eliminated by BJ & Tyler threatened MoJo to donate $$$ to them. ???
Marked for Elimination (TAR 10 - 11) - ???
Automatic U-Turn (TAR 18) - ???
Hazard (TAR 19) - ???
Double Elimination (TAR 19) - ???
Double Length Leg type TBC (TAR 6 - 10, TAR 14) - Eliminated by WRP budget cut. ???

I couldn't really think of anything for the defunct penalties. :snics: And I don't think Double Elimination and Double-Length legs are gone for good yet.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: georgiapeach on March 14, 2015, 11:04:08 PM

Quote from: Neobie on March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM

Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

You did all you could. No one could have done more.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on March 15, 2015, 05:04:09 PM

Quote from: georgiapeach on March 14, 2015, 11:04:08 PM

Quote from: Neobie on March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM

Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

You did all you could. No one could have done more.

What exactly happened?

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Declive on March 15, 2015, 11:21:19 PM

Quote from: BritishTARFan on March 15, 2015, 05:04:09 PM

Quote from: georgiapeach on March 14, 2015, 11:04:08 PM

Quote from: Neobie on March 08, 2015, 11:45:03 AM

Margie & Luke (Legs 1-5)
Eliminated by Flight Neobie

You did all you could. No one could have done more.

What exactly happened?

Neobie tried his best to help Margie & Luke find flights to Sri Lanka.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on May 03, 2015, 01:30:09 AM

Here lies Bergen & Kurt
...eliminated by forgetting how to drive manual.

Here lies Jeff & Jackie
...eliminated by Monaco roads.

Here lies Aly & Steve
...eliminated by a flat tire and a U-turn.

Here lies Matt & Ashley
...eliminated by Klumpkins (Did I spell this right? ??? )
...eliminated by detour location twist

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on May 03, 2015, 03:53:12 AM

Here Lies Jeff & Lyda
Eliminated by Robot dancing

Here lies lies Libby & Cj
Eliminated by Selfie

Here lies Jonathan & Harley
Eliminated by Narita Airport

Here lies Bergen & Kurt
Eliminated by not learning manual

Here lies Jeff & Jackie
Eliminated by Directions

Here lies Aly & Steve
Eliminated by Flat tire

Here lies Matt & Ashley
Eliminated by Dutch shoes 

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: TARloveit on May 03, 2015, 04:07:17 AM

Quote from: BritishTARFan on May 03, 2015, 03:53:12 AM

Here Lies Jeff & Lyda
Eliminated by Robot dancing

Here lies lies Libby & Cj
Eliminated by Selfie

Here lies Jonathan & Harley
Eliminated by Narita Airport

Here lies Bergen & Kurt
Eliminated by not learning manual

Here lies Jeff & Jackie
Eliminated by Directions

Here lies Aly & Steve
Eliminated by Flat tire

Here lies Matt & Ashley
Eliminated by Dutch shoes Tyler & Laura

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on May 15, 2015, 08:51:44 PM

Here lies Jenny & Jelani
Eliminated by non-so-sticky selfie shots. :funny:

Here lies Hayley & Blair
Eliminated by parking tower

Here lies Mike & Rochelle
Eliminated by, not 1, but 2 cabs

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: TARloveit on May 15, 2015, 09:04:24 PM

Quote from: Platrium on May 15, 2015, 08:51:44 PM

Here lies Jenny & Jelani
Eliminated by non-so-sticky selfie shots. Their nice taxi driver!

Here lies Hayley & Blair
Eliminated by parking tower Hayley actually being wrong!

Here lies Mike & Rochelle
Eliminated by, not 1, but 2 cabs

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on May 15, 2015, 09:33:37 PM

TAR26 Cemetery of Love
Here lies Jeff & Lyda (Leg 1)
Eliminated by a World Order apocalypse

Here lies Libby & CJ (Legs 1-2)
Seconds on live camera before their tragic misfortune

Here lies Harley & Jonathan (Legs 1-4)
Eliminated by Chester & Ephraim's ticket agent's acquaintance's fourth cousin twice removed's uncle's daughter's cousin - who is the "exact" ticket agent responsible

Here lies Bergen & Kurt (Legs 1-5)
Victims of the stickshift

Here lies Jeff & Jackie (Legs 1-6)
Elimination unknown, but inseparables until Monaco turns poor

Here lies Aly & Steve (Legs 1-8)
Once in Olympic glory, then in a roadside repair project

Here lies Matt & Ashley (Legs 1-10)
Eliminated by a potato avalanche

Here lies Mike & Rochelle (Legs 1-12)
Eliminated by an un-fueled taxi

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on May 15, 2015, 10:19:04 PM

Quote from: RachelLeVega on May 15, 2015, 09:33:37 PM

TAR26 Cemetery of Love
Here lies Jeff & Lyda (Leg 1)
Eliminated by a World Order apocalypse

Here lies Libby & CJ (Legs 1-2)
Seconds on live camera before their tragic misfortune

Here lies Harley & Jonathan (Legs 1-4)
Eliminated by Chester & Ephraim's ticket agent's acquaintance's fourth cousin twice removed's uncle's daughter's cousin - who is the "exact" ticket agent responsible

Here lies Bergen & Kurt (Legs 1-5)
Victims of the stickshift

Here lies Jeff & Jackie (Legs 1-6)
Elimination unknown, but inseparables until Monaco turns poor

Here lies Aly & Steve (Legs 1-8)
Once in Olympic glory, then in a roadside repair project

Here lies Matt & Ashley (Legs 1-10)
Eliminated by a potato avalanche

Here lies Mike & Rochelle (Legs 1-12)
Eliminated by an un-fueled taxi

Perfect!  :funny: :funny: :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: NMC on May 17, 2015, 11:00:05 AM

Here lies Mike & Rochelle
Eliminated by Hungry Taxi Driver  :dontgo:

Here Lies Blair & Hayley
Eliminated by Blair ACTUALLY listening

Here Lies Jenny & Jelani
Eliminated by Misleading World Map, in cahoots with Oversized Selfies

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Alenaveda on May 17, 2015, 12:18:48 PM

Quote from: nmccarroll91 on May 17, 2015, 11:00:05 AM

Here Lies Blair & Hayley
Eliminated by Blair ACTUALLY listening

 :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on September 26, 2015, 07:53:19 AM

Shevonne & Kelly: Death by puzzle

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: G.B. on September 26, 2015, 03:10:05 PM

Quote from: BritishTARFan on September 26, 2015, 07:53:19 AM

Shevonne & Kelly: Death by working for TMZ

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on September 27, 2015, 07:09:43 PM

Quote from: GB on September 26, 2015, 03:10:05 PM

Quote from: BritishTARFan on September 26, 2015, 07:53:19 AM

Shevonne & Kelly: Death by working for TMZ

^
Their snarky crew is going to have a fair day with those two.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on October 17, 2015, 05:10:22 AM

Alex & Adam: Eliminated by Bad Cab

Ernest & Jin: Eliminated by ???

Tanner & Josh's EP: Eliminated by W-turn and Hatred :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: G.B. on October 17, 2015, 05:14:28 AM

Ernest & Jin: Eliminated by no-one told us they were that far behind.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on October 17, 2015, 05:19:05 AM

There we go.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on October 25, 2015, 12:49:23 AM

Here lies Jazmine & Danielle
eliminated by not reading the clue

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: G.B. on October 25, 2015, 03:35:04 PM

If we had a single tombstone for "Not reading the clue", how gigantic would it be with all the names?

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on October 26, 2015, 06:54:26 AM

Quote from: GB on October 25, 2015, 03:35:04 PM

If we had a single tombstone for "Not reading the clue", how gigantic would it be with all the names?

:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on November 20, 2015, 08:53:48 PM

Here lies Cindy & Rick
eliminated by Tram 9

Here lies Tanner & Josh
eliminated by lazy speedbump design :torche

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: elthemagnifico on November 21, 2015, 03:33:44 AM

Here lies Tanner/Josh

Eliminated because Kelsey/Joey had let Diana arrived first at U-Turn

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: elthemagnifico on November 28, 2015, 08:56:14 AM

Here lies Denise/James Earl

Eliminated bcause of stupid linear leg and....

Show content

balloons :lol:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on December 24, 2015, 05:52:43 AM

Here lies Tiffany & Krista
eliminated by a bad cab

Here lies Logan & Chris
eliminated for letting go of a cab they were supposed to steal :cmaslol

Here lies Justin & Diana
eliminated for letting go of their cab

 :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on April 26, 2016, 08:03:34 AM

Here lies Marty & Hagan
Eliminated by Untrustable Cab

Here lies Darius & Cameron
Eliminated by Adrianna :funny:

Here lies Jessica & Brittany
Eliminated by Other Teams Working Together

Here lies Erin & Joslyn
Eliminated by the Wind

Here lies Scott & Blair
Eliminated by Slow Cab

Here lies Zach & Rachel
Eliminated by Salt

Here lies Relationship Names and Team Names
Eliminated by Usernames

Here lies Bank Gothic (font)
Eliminated by Microgramma (font)

That's all I can think of for now. Coincidentally, both parent-child teams were eliminated by awful cabs. :ascared

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on April 26, 2016, 01:06:32 PM

The cab want what killed Scott & Blair it was Scott taker Tyler's bag.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: ghmorello on April 26, 2016, 11:26:30 PM

Marty and Hagan

Eliminated by walking instead of taking a cab.

Darius and Cameron

Eliminated by the "missing" bag checker.

Brittany and Jessica

Eliminated by a missing train.

Erin and Joslyn

Eliminated by bad wind timing.

Scott and Blair

Eliminated by Scott's generosity to give Tyler his bag back.

Zach and Rachel

Eliminated by an Indonesian salt flat.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: elthemagnifico on April 29, 2016, 07:52:57 AM

for Jessica and Brittany:

i think because of their struggle on bench detour, and wasn't helped by another teams on flag RB

for Erin/Joselyn:

umm bad running(?)

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: elthemagnifico on April 29, 2016, 07:53:17 AM

for Jessica and Brittany:

i think because of their struggle on bench detour, and wasn't helped by another member teams on flag RB

for Erin/Joselyn:

umm bad running(?)

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on April 29, 2016, 11:24:00 AM

Erin just had bad luck with the wind.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: elthemagnifico on April 29, 2016, 09:23:00 PM

Brodie and Kurt

eliminated by Twinnies U-Turn strategy :lol:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Hooky on May 04, 2016, 10:47:41 PM

Here lie Anthony & Stephanie
Wait, who? :ascared

Here lie Mark & Bill
They just couldn't be smart when it counted the most. :(

Here lie Ari & Staella
For failing to eat the donkey in time. :snicker:

Here lie Azaria & Hendekea
Nobody else beat them - they beat themselves. :umn:

Here lie Dave & Lori
The force wasn't with them, after all. :(

Here lie Amanda & Kris
The U-turn came back for revenge. :gaah:

Here lie Lorena & Jason
Killed by "No-Bunching-Point-itis." :groan:

Here lie Nick & Vicki
How they even got that far, we really don't know. :grins:

Here lie Mark & Michael
Died by breaking themselves against the rules.

Here lie Ray & Deana
Beaten by the ultimate underdogs. :sab

Here lie Oswald & Danny (All-Stars)
The first (and only) casualties of the Teletubby War. :funny:

Here (don't) lie Lyn & Karlyn
They just wouldn't die (like roaches). :funny:

Here lie David & Mary
No alliance could save them from their ultimate doom. :snicker:

Here lie Peter & Sarah
It took a long drive (and a short race) to show them they weren't meant to be together.

Here lie Matt & Daniel
Casualties of risky strategizing. :stirtp:

Here lie John & Scott
Yeah, the Genie power thing? It didn't work. :funny:

Here lie Lena & Kristy
...What were the odds again? :groan:

Here lie Dennis & Ericka
They were nice people. :)

Here lie Kami & Karli
They were "clueless." :funny:

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Hooky on May 04, 2016, 10:53:29 PM

Here lie Hayden & Aaron
She hyperventilated. :funny:

Here lie Jonathan & Victoria
Counseling didn't come soon enough. :escape

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on May 16, 2016, 11:55:22 AM

TAR11 All-Stars Memorial:

Here lies John Vito & Jill
Eliminated by Self-Driving

Here lies Kevin & Drew
Eliminated by Self-Driving

Here lies David & Mary
Eliminated by Self-Driving

Here lies Rob & Amber
Eliminated by the end of Self-Driving ??? + spelling Philippines wrong

Here lies Teri & Ian
Victims of Flight Drama

Here lies Joe & Bill
Victims of Flight Drama

Here lies Uchenna & Joyce
Eliminated by a Risky Flight Decision

Here lies Oswald & Danny
Eliminated by... ???

Conclusion: TAR should bring back more of these kinds of elimination.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: RachelLeVega on May 21, 2016, 07:26:15 AM

Quote from: Platrium on May 16, 2016, 11:55:22 AM

TAR11 All-Stars Memorial:
Here lies Kevin & Drew
Eliminated by Self-Driving/the speed limit

Here lies Rob & Amber
Eliminated by the end of Self-Driving ??? + spelling Philippines wrong "Mirna's deceased grandmother"

Here lies Oswald & Danny
Eliminated by... Self-Driving :lol:

Conclusion: TAR should bring back more of these kinds of elimination.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Declive on May 25, 2016, 02:10:55 AM

Burnie & Ashley

Eliminated by unicycles

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on May 05, 2017, 05:35:22 AM

Here lies Kevin & Jenn
Too lost to finish a task on time.

Here lies Jessie & Franny
Flight was way behind the others.

Here lies Seth & Olive
U-turn position was all that mattered.

Here lies Shamir & Sara
3rd royal door not found to this day.

Here lies Vanck & Ashton
Nobody wanted them to race in the F6.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BourkieBoy on May 05, 2017, 06:06:22 AM

Here lies Dave and Connor (S22)

Eliminated by Dave's snapped achellies...

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: ZBC Company on May 17, 2017, 03:38:10 PM

Here lies The Amazing Race

CBS does not now what do with you anymore

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: CanadianOwl on May 22, 2017, 02:31:37 PM

Here lies Pat & Brenda
Eliminated by wrong Foucault Pendulum

Here lies Michael & Kathy
Eliminated by Gas

Here lies Aaron & Arianne
Eliminated by Gas

Here lies Joseph & Monica
Eliminated by Pottery

Here lies Erwin & Godwin
Eliminated by Being Nice & a Festival

Here lies Kevin & Drew (S11)
Eliminated by Speed Limit

Here lies Ari & Staella
Eliminated by Ass

Here lies Kisha & Jen (S14)
Eliminated by Bathroom

Here lies Ron & Christina (S18)
Eliminated by Wise Men

Here lies Andy & Tommy
Eliminated by Dresses

Here lies Chuck & Wynona
Eliminated by Cheese

Here lies Bergen & Kurt
Eliminated by Stick Shift

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: ghmorello on May 23, 2017, 12:22:28 AM

Here lies Kevin and Jenn:

Eliminated by a sunset.

Here lies Jesse and Francesca:

Eliminated by a bike girl.

Here lies Seth and Olive:

Eliminated by a U-Turn.

Here lies Shamir and Sara:

Eliminated by the third door.

Here lies Vanck and Ashton:

Eliminated by bullying.

Here lies Liz and Michael:

Eliminated by the second lamb.

Here lies Becca and Floyd:

Eliminated by fatigue.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: Platrium on May 25, 2017, 04:08:29 AM

Quote from: ghmorello on May 23, 2017, 12:22:28 AM

Here lies Kevin and Jenn:

Eliminated by a sunset.

Here lies Jesse and Francesca:

Eliminated by a bike girl.

Here lies Seth and Olive:

Eliminated by a U-Turn.

Here lies Shamir and Sara:

Eliminated by the third door.

Here lies Vanck and Ashton:

Eliminated by bullying.

Here lies Liz and Michael:

Eliminated by [stairs to] the second lamb.

Here lies Becca and Floyd:

Eliminated by fatigue.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: ghmorello on May 26, 2017, 12:55:49 AM

Here lies Matt and Redmond:

Eliminated by the South Korean Public Transport System.

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: BritishTARFan on May 26, 2017, 02:07:17 AM

Quote from: ghmorello on May 26, 2017, 12:55:49 AM

Here lies Matt and Redmond:

Eliminated by the South Korean Public Transport System. Hanyang or Hongik Uni

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: claude_24hrs on May 26, 2017, 02:50:34 AM

TAR 2

Here lies Deidre & Hillary
Eliminated by trailing behind the mountain climb

Here lies Hope & Norm
Eliminated by boarding the last bus

Here lies Peggy & Claire
Eliminated by flight encounter problems

Here lies Shola & Doyin
Eliminated by directions

Here lies Cyndi & Russell
Eliminated by water taxi

Here lies Mary & Peach
Eliminated by Chinese tea

Here lies Gary & Dave
Eliminated by directions

Here lies Oswald & Danny
Eliminated by self-driving

Here lies Blake & Paige
Eliminated by taking the wrong direction

Here lies Tara & Wil
Eliminated by losing to beat the winners within few yards

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: claude_24hrs on May 26, 2017, 04:12:46 AM

TAR 3

Here lies Gina & Sylvia
Eliminated by slow donkey detour

Here lies Tramel & Talicia
Eliminated by brink of bus accident

Here lies Dennis & Andrew
Eliminated by late flight screw up and Fast Forward

Here lies Heather & Eve
Eliminated by penalty

Here lies Michael & Kathy
Eliminated by gas

Here lies Aaron & Arianne
Eliminated by failed to catch up

Here lies Andre & Damon
Eliminated by overslept in train and took the wrong location

Here lies John Vito & Jill
Eliminated by directions

Here lies Derek & Drew
Eliminated by mistake

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: claude_24hrs on May 26, 2017, 07:44:17 AM

TAR 4

Here lies Debra & Steve
Eliminated by struggling of ziplines

Here lies Amanda & Chris
Eliminated by Roadblock

Here lies Russell & Cindy
Eliminated by wrong train

Here lies Steve & Josh
Eliminated by confused of directions

Here lies Steve & Dave
Eliminated by on the way to the Detour and Roadblock

Here lies Monica & Sheree
Eliminated by traveling to the wrong way

Here lies Tian & Jaree
Eliminated by lack of confusion from the Detour

Here lies Millie & Chuck
Eliminated by directions to the Roadblock

Here lies Jon & Al
Eliminated by a bad flight

Here lies David & Jeff
Eliminated by unable to book a flight to Hawaii

Title: Re: TAR Tombstones
Post by: ghmorello on June 26, 2019, 01:18:47 AM

TAR 31

Here lies Art and JJ - Death by Inflatable Mountain

Here lies Rupert and Laura - Death by Stubborn Elephant

Here lies Corinne and Eliza - Death by Saltiness

Here lies Janelle and Brittany - Death by A Different Meaning to Rolex

Here lies Rachel and Elissa - Death by A Brand New TAR Twist

Here lies Chris and Bret - Death by Some Lost Croatian Coins

Here lies Becca and Floyd - Death by Bike Ride II: Electric Boogaloo feat. A Broken Egg