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Survivor => Survivor Discussion => Topic started by: Air on March 29, 2013, 12:49:47 AM

Title: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Air on March 29, 2013, 12:49:47 AM
Starting off: I nominate Corinne's jury speech, and I also nominate Corinne again if she ever says 'This is what Boston Rob would have done' in voting out Philip <3
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Glamazon Racer on March 29, 2013, 09:42:22 AM
LOL. <3 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

Penner's jury speech on Philippines was epic!

I can't remember exactly what it was, but I remember Natalie Bolton's being extremely randomly epic. :lol:

Can't seem to think of any others. Every time I think of 'jury speech', Corinne comes to mind. :lol:
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Jobby on March 29, 2013, 09:50:59 AM
Natalie asked about Parvarti's sex life.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Jobby on March 29, 2013, 09:51:45 AM
Corinne's jury speech the first time round was ugly. But I like Kat's jury speech from One World. Such a sincere person and learning experience for her.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on March 29, 2013, 10:03:13 AM
Jonny Fairplay (voting for Shawn): F*** You

Robb Zbacnik (voting for Shii Ann): Sorry girl. You get on my nerves and i don't like being around you. Nothing personal.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Glamazon Racer on March 29, 2013, 10:06:17 AM
Bearing in mind that I haven't seen most seasons, I'd have to give best voting reason to CRYSTAL from Gabon when voting for Randy!

She screams for everyone to hear about how he made her life hell and he will be gone. :lol: :lol3:
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on March 29, 2013, 10:08:57 AM
Oh ya, forgot that. I believe it was (someone correct me if i'm wrong): "YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL, FROM DAY 1. FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GODDBYE"
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: realshowfan on March 29, 2013, 11:47:32 AM
Oh ya, forgot that. I believe it was (someone correct me if i'm wrong): "YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL, FROM DAY 1. FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GODDBYE"

Loved that!! :lol3:

As for Jury speeches, I liked Erik Cardona's in Samoa. However intoxicated it seemed, it did play out for Natalie's win and a nice counter to Borneo's Sue's popular Jury moment.

I also like Jury interrogations like China's Jaime, the dish dirty laundry for somebody thing.

And, because I'm a fan of Amanda Kimmel, I enjoyed Ozzy's speeh at FvF FTC. Sweet, adorable (not the part about Parvati!), and a great 'conclusion' to the onscreen Ozzanda romance.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on March 29, 2013, 12:29:07 PM
Erik Cardona's speech might have been my favorite ever. I also liked David's speech about why Boston Rob should win on Redemption Island
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Reilly Queens on March 29, 2013, 12:31:28 PM
How has this not been mentioned? Top Survivor Moment!

http://www.youtube.com/v/btloxK8_3f4

I have no questions. I just have statements. Rich, you are a very openly arrogant, pompous human being, but I admire your frankness with it. You have worked hard to get where you're at, and you started working hard way before you came to the island. So with my work-ethic background, I give that credit to you. But on the other hand, your inability to admit your failures, without going into a whiny speech, makes you a bit of a loser in life.

Kelly, I was your friend at the beginning of this, really thinking that you were a true friend. I was willing to be sitting there and put you next to me. At that time, you were sweeter than me. I'm not a very openly nice person. I'm just frank, forward, and tell it the way it is. But as the game went along and the two tribes merged, you lied to me, which showed me the true person that you are. You're very two-faced and manipulative to get where you are at anywhere in life. That's why you fail all the time.So at that point in the game, I decided then to just go out to my alliance, to my family, and just to hold my dignity and values in check.

But Kelly, you will not get my vote. My vote will go to Richard. And I hope that is the one vote that makes you lose the money. If it's not, so be it. I'll shake your hand and I'll go on from here. But if I were to ever pass you along in life again and you were laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you with no ill regrets.

I plead to the jury tonight to think a little bit about the island that we have been on. This island is pretty much full of only two things: snakes and rats. We have Richard the snake, who knowingly went after prey, and Kelly, who turned into the rat that ran around, like the rats do on this island, trying to run from the snake. I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be: for the snake to eat the rat.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Jobby on March 29, 2013, 01:14:17 PM
^^ Pure gold.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Air on March 29, 2013, 08:38:10 PM
JT, This Is My Love Letter From Me To You. You Tried To Vote Me Out, And I'm Going To Return The Favour. Mwah. -Parvati
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on March 29, 2013, 08:45:03 PM
Parvati  :hrt: Also Sandra voting for Rupert: I'll vote for you again and you'll still vote for me to win at the end.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Jobby on March 31, 2013, 06:32:07 AM
I think Erik's speech single handedly made Natalie win Samoa too.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on March 31, 2013, 10:52:06 AM
Courtney for Jean-Robert. "I'm voting for you because when you snore at night it sounds like a dying walrus"
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Air on April 01, 2013, 06:35:02 AM
Courtney vs Jean-Robert <3

Russell, although I know you're not going home, this is to scare you. Um, you need to get in the ocean and wash your ass and, um, just like I'm annoying to you, you are annoying to me, I can't stand you, and I can't wait for you to go home next week, I'll be waiting for you, adios. - Sandra

You're a frigging lunatic, I don't even care which one of us goes, I'm just glad I don't have to live with you anymore. Nice feather in your f****** hair.   - Courtney

I'm so sad you're leaving, I'm sure gonna miss ya. Go eat a sandwich.   - Parvati
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on April 01, 2013, 02:58:08 PM
Boston Rob for Alicia: ........ so, Adios. Arrivedeci. Sayonara. or as we say in Boston, see ya latah.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on May 03, 2013, 04:17:15 PM
Putting this in a separate post since it's my favorite ever:

Rob C. for Roger: Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes, Dear Casey, there's a mean old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate? Well Rob here's your request: Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey hey, Goodbye!
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Jobby on May 03, 2013, 05:02:14 PM
Courtney for Jean-Robert. "I'm voting for you because when you snore at night it sounds like a dying walrus"

 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on May 24, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
Ralph asking Phillip why he only had two feathers in his head, and not a whole chicken.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Declive on May 24, 2013, 04:26:01 PM
"This is my love letter to you".  (THE GREATEST ONE!!!)
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Air on May 24, 2013, 06:44:23 PM
Kel, If You Were Dying Of Thirst In The Middle Of A Desert, Every Single One Of Us Would Give You A Drink Of Water.
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on May 24, 2013, 08:02:51 PM
Mad Dog <333
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: MrDeerShank on May 25, 2013, 08:49:31 AM
Jon Dalton - "F*** you" - its the way he said it that made me laugh :lol:
Title: Re: Best Voting Reasons and Jury Speeches
Post by: Bwils927 on July 09, 2013, 12:23:34 AM
Judd: Hey Gary you've been walking around this jungle lately like a damn squirrel trying to get a damn nut. Do me a favor, get the hell outta here.

Judd was the best. Loved that guy.