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Title: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on December 29, 2011, 12:53:22 AM
Let's compile some memorable, meaningful, funny, witty quotes from 19 seasons of the Race.

For starters:

"The Teletubbies Go To War" - Oswald (All-Stars)  :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 29, 2011, 01:38:13 AM
Haha, great thread, and that's like my 2nd favourite episode quote of all time! My favourite being:

"I'm Not A Miner! No, You're An Idiot!" - brought to you by Tara & Wil from TAR2! :cmaslol

Other great ones:

"This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down" - Ian from TAR3

"I'm Going To Jail" - Colin from TAR5 (not that funny, but the concept of him going to jail was quite funny)

"Houston, We Have An Elephant!" - Uchenna from TAR7

"Paolo Family, You Look Ridiculous!" - PHIL from TAR8

"We Are Trying To Make Love, Not War" and "I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit, It Is Very Weird, I Know" - Mirna from TAR11.

"Cherry On Top Of THe Sundae That's Already Melted" - Nathan from TAR12

"They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down The Street" - Flight Time from TAR15

"Ali Baba In A Suit" - Nick from TAR17

Loads more to mention, but I thought I'd start off with these! :cmas16
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Jobby on December 29, 2011, 04:27:01 AM
There's no other quotes that beat these two.

My Ox is Broken

We have a BADDDDDDDDDDDDD Elephant.

 :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 29, 2011, 04:43:52 AM
There's no other quotes that beat these two.

My Ox is Broken

We have a BADDDDDDDDDDDDD Elephant.

 :cmaslol

How did I forget this one! :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prama on December 29, 2011, 05:12:51 AM
My most favorite quote:

"Ladies and Gentlemen.....Miss California!" - Eric TAR 11  :cmaslol

Other quotes:

Cara: "I feel like having a baby's gotta be easier than this"

Brian: "Make your way home and give your mom a great big hug and eat all her chicken enchaladas till you get into a food coma"

Drew: "It is nice here in Peru"
Kevin: "I'm sure it is nice in Peru. We're in Ecuador."

 :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on December 29, 2011, 05:49:06 AM
 :cmaslol

Those are very good.

Mirna: "Wrangle It" is going to require holding down a wild horse.
Charla: That's fine, I'll hold it.
*GONG*

Charla: Kentucky is behind us!!
Mirna: Oh my God..
Charla: ... then we're not last, and we'll beat them in a footrace.
Mirna: Yeah right..

Amani: As long as you don't quit, you always win. (TAR19)

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 29, 2011, 05:52:54 AM
Great quotes, AmazingRace! Almost everything Charla & Mirna ever said was memorable! :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on December 29, 2011, 07:44:22 AM
Great thread idea, AR! :<3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: StephenWasHere on December 29, 2011, 08:45:25 AM
Some I have off the top of my head...

Zev: We're good American People, It's like Cal-Crazy here!, (Any of the fondue puns, or really, anything he says  :cmaslol )
Justin: Sean Penn Cambodia here we come!
Kent: YOU'VE GOTTA GET A GRIP, SIS!
Weaver Family: The entire waffle house meltdown
Cathi: Hot Dog, anything else that she says
Matt: Are you a candleabra?
Mary: Real fast, quack quack.
Kelly or Christy: So...do we run up the hill? (Paraphrased, but when they were in New Zealand and ran up Mt.Eden instead of driving up  :cmaslol )
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on December 29, 2011, 08:51:43 AM
Great quotes, AmazingRace! Almost everything Charla & Mirna ever said was memorable! :cmaslol

That's what I was going to say :lol: And Joab is right about the best quotes ever.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on December 29, 2011, 09:00:23 AM
It's not over until the Phil sings - BJ and Tyler

It's pretty much anonymous - Brent :lol3:

I'm not your typical beauty queen - Mallory

"I Want to Be in the Circus, That's Where I Belong" – Brook

Jet and Cord quotes:

Run like scalded dogs!

The gnome has got a poker face from out of this world. I could never tell if he was bluffing or if he was a straightshooter.

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 29, 2011, 09:19:39 AM
It's pretty much anonymous - Brent :lol3:

This one is just EPIC!!! :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

For some reason, I also loved it when Ericka said "This is not my finest hour!" It was sorta like understatement of the century! :cmaslol

And also, I feel like I have to mention the FIVE episode quotes that FLO said:

"You Always Just Forget About Me!"

"What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off A Cliff?"

"I’m a Much Better Liar than You Are"

"Why Did You Have To Take Your Pants Off?"

"Don’t Try To Play The Moralist Now!"

Flo <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17 :cmas17
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: eragon on December 29, 2011, 11:26:14 AM
"Where's her Tiara?" - Carol

"That's why I hate China, it sucks!" - Jaime <333333
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on December 29, 2011, 01:29:20 PM
"Baby there's NO MORE MIIIILK!" Lorena
"I may be the brawn of the team, but she's definitely the brains... and boobs" Tiffany
"Travel by taxi... my dream has come true!" Cathi
"I need to go to the doctoro" Charla
"Vyxsin, go get me children!" Kent
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on December 29, 2011, 01:32:18 PM
"They're gonna get a BAAAD penalty!" --Mallory
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Flamant on December 29, 2011, 01:42:47 PM
"You're gonna have two redheads coming through, they're gonna look pretty good in this outfit dont worry!" - Mallory after the Frog of Luck detour in Japan
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on December 29, 2011, 01:46:11 PM
Mirna: donde es el discotech
Charla: no cono?
Mirna: nvm she's a prostitue
Charla: but a prosititue would kno were the disco tech is wuldnt she
TAR 5

Phils famous: you r first team to arrive however here's ur next clue

Kevin and drew: swing u fat bastard swing
Guidos: its at the pantheon o yaa cuz its big and it swingsss

TAR 1

Flo and Hellboy: I quit and Ill jump off a bridge.. Tar 3 and 6
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Best Loser on December 29, 2011, 02:34:29 PM
"When I was in Baghdad..." -Ron
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on December 29, 2011, 02:48:35 PM
Last leg Charla and I had to defend ourselves from people attacking us. Being a lawyer I have to deal with DESPICABLE human beings on a constant basis - Mirna
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ZouLy on December 29, 2011, 04:15:47 PM
" If we don't know anybody's name on the race...We know Brian's, coz we heard lot of BRIAANN!! BRIAANN!! " - Flight Time    :lol3:

a little later...

Brian : "hey, the clue is right here, come on.."
Erika : " BRIANN!! "

 :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on December 29, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
Flight time:ill b backk someday but not to india hopefully.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ZouLy on December 29, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
Big Easy :
"All I was hearing is Megan sayin' Cheyne...Cheyne..."

*inside the hall* -- "If I hear it one more time..  :cmas28"

"She's keep callin' his name which really got into my nerves.."

*after Megan&Cheyne got their clue* -- "I was so happy when he got out of here before me..I can't stand with those Cheynee..Cheyneee.."
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ZouLy on December 29, 2011, 05:30:55 PM
I always mesmerized by this conversation  :cmaslol :


Gary : Give it to me when if there's a street name..
Matt : Hasselblaken
Gary : Duurhageswagen?!
Matt : Noo.. it's like Hagselblagen


(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff397/farhan_zouly/TAR-1.jpg)

Matt : Haselblagen
Gary : Ooh, we're in Haselblagen?!
Matt : Yeahh
Gary : Okayy
Matt : Greatt
Gary : Go left..you've gotta hit Burkswagen..and then we wanna go off on that on Dolbergolden..
Matt : Carlplugen..?!?
Gary : Yeahh... hang on..


(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff397/farhan_zouly/TAR2.jpg)

Gary : Hollyy smokess...
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 30, 2011, 02:29:13 AM
"That's why I hate China, it sucks!" - Jaime <333333
Jaime's China hate! <33333333333 :cmaslol

"Baby there's NO MORE MIIIILK!" Lorena

"I may be the brawn of the team, but she's definitely the brains... and boobs" Tiffany

"I need to go to the doctoro" Charla

I love all of these ones!!! :cmaslol Especially Lorena!!! :cmas9

"You're gonna have two redheads coming through, they're gonna look pretty good in this outfit dont worry!" - Mallory after the Frog of Luck detour in Japan

:cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

Mirna: donde es el discotech
Charla: no cono?
Mirna: nvm she's a prostitue
Charla: but a prosititue would kno were the disco tech is wuldnt she

EPIC Charla & Mirna!!! :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

" If we don't know anybody's name on the race...We know Brian's, coz we heard lot of BRIAANN!! BRIAANN!! " - Flight Time    :lol3:

a little later...

Brian : "hey, the clue is right here, come on.."
Erika : " BRIANN!! "

 :lol3: :lol3:

This one is just HILARIOUS!!! :cmas23

And also, ZouLy's latest one with Gary & Matt is just completely epic! :cmaslol

As for my own, a lot of funny Kynt & Vyxsin quotes from TAR12:

"Oh my Goth..."

Something about being Energizer bunnies, I don't remember the quote exactly.

Vyxsin - "Usually the dark is Kynt & my favourite place in which to dwell."

Hmm, there's more, but I can't remember them! :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on December 30, 2011, 12:36:25 PM
just finsihed rewatching race 2 and their are some good ones

Chris or Alex (cant tell which) in hawiwi: I hate this country...

Tara: Can we take a taxi
Taxi Controller guy: No
Tara: plz its a race for a million dollars
Guy: I dont care i aint getting none
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: kiki on December 30, 2011, 01:07:15 PM
Flo: My foot is asleep.
Zac: Good! The more you sleep now the better.

In a train station in Vietnam a little before the big meltdown.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on December 30, 2011, 02:06:06 PM
"Cheyne...Cheyne...Cheyne...Cheyne" ---Meghan :lol3: <3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: apskip on December 30, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
just finsihed rewatching race 2 and their are some good ones

Chris or Alex (cant tell which) in hawiwi: I hate this country...

Tara: Can we take a taxi
Taxi Controller guy: No
Tara: plz its a race for a million dollars
Guy: I dont care i aint getting none

Tarfan37,

The quote is excellent but I think it needs some context. Wil was attempting to cut the taxi line to minimize the lead that Chris/Alex and Blake/Paige had over Wil/Tara. He failed abysmally and this was really where they lost AR2 even though they later came within 10 seconds of victory.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 30, 2011, 07:45:37 PM
Flo: My foot is asleep.
Zac: Good! The more you sleep now the better.

In a train station in Vietnam a little before the big meltdown.

Haha, that one is hilarious!

I'm absolutely terrible at remembering quotes word for word, but here's a Flo quote from the finale (feel free to re-word it if anybody knows the correct wording):

Flo: If you can't get me on this flight, get me on a flight back to JFK right now.

(One of Flo's infamous quitting sagas. :cmaslol )
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on December 31, 2011, 01:44:42 AM
Kami(idt thts her name I'm rlly tired so forgive me)

Phil: kami an karli you made quite an entrance. All the other teams walked across the shallow water.

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 31, 2011, 09:38:47 PM
Kami(idt thts her name I'm rlly tired so forgive me)

Phil: kami an karli you made quite an entrance. All the other teams walked across the shallow water.

OMG, that one is a truly epic moment!!! :cmas16

And yeah, the names are perfecyl right, Tarfan37! :cmas16
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on January 08, 2012, 07:17:11 AM
Another one from Mirna's mouth I found very nice and fitting:

Mirna: It was really wonderful to break all stereotypes, not just about physical abilities but also about what people thought of us, and at the end, I really felt like so many people truly got to know the real Charla & Mirna.... *music*

 :colors
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on January 08, 2012, 07:36:35 AM
I think you mean't Charla said that :)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 08, 2012, 07:37:29 AM
Another one from Mirna's mouth I found very nice and fitting:

Mirna: It was really wonderful to break all stereotypes, not just about physical abilities but also about what people thought of us, and at the end, I really felt like so many people truly got to know the real Charla & Mirna.... *music*

 :colors

Great quote!! Charla & Mirna <33333333333333333333333 :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt:

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: apskip on January 08, 2012, 04:31:12 PM
Another one from Mirna's mouth I found very nice and fitting:

Mirna: It was really wonderful to break all stereotypes, not just about physical abilities but also about what people thought of us, and at the end, I really felt like so many people truly got to know the real Charla & Mirna.... *music*

 :colors

I think that both the fans of Mirna and Charla and the fans who just are a fan of Charla (like me) can agree with that statement, but with almost opposite conclusions.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: kiki on January 09, 2012, 01:56:00 PM
"We went from the depths of human degradation in Africa to the same thing in Europe. We as humans are capable of so much harm."
Gus of Gus and Hera, TAR 6, comparing the slave house at Ile de Goree with the Berlin Wall.

For me one of the wisest things ever said in TAR.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 09, 2012, 06:11:12 PM
Great quote, kiki! Gus & Hera <33333 :hearts: :<3 :hrt: I loved that team so much, and that comment is a perfect example as to why. :tup:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Oddarane on January 10, 2012, 05:11:00 PM
"We went from the depths of human degradation in Africa to the same thing in Europe. We as humans are capable of so much harm."
Gus of Gus and Hera, TAR 6, comparing the slave house at Ile de Goree with the Berlin Wall.

For me one of the wisest things ever said in TAR.

so true.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ZouLy on January 10, 2012, 07:07:05 PM
"We went from the depths of human degradation in Africa to the same thing in Europe. We as humans are capable of so much harm."
Gus of Gus and Hera, TAR 6, comparing the slave house at Ile de Goree with the Berlin Wall.

For me one of the wisest things ever said in TAR.

so true.

indeed...  :'(
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Theo on January 13, 2012, 10:27:28 AM
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:

:escape
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 13, 2012, 06:33:57 PM
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:

:escape

If only it recalculated for a couple more hours... :groan: :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Aussie on January 13, 2012, 06:35:44 PM
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:

:escape

If only it recalculated for a couple more hours days... :groan: :lol:

That way Amani and Marcus MIGHT have caught up  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 13, 2012, 06:46:03 PM
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:

:escape

If only it recalculated for a couple more hoursdaysyears... :groan: :lol:

That way Amani and Marcus MIGHT have caught up  :lol:

That ought to do the trick! :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Aussie on January 13, 2012, 06:49:38 PM
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:

:escape

If only it recalculated for a couple more hoursdaysyears... :groan: :lol:

That way Amani and Marcus MIGHT have caught up  :lol:

That ought to do the trick! :lol3:

Maybe...  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ZouLy on January 13, 2012, 09:29:13 PM
"Yiihiii....Cmiiww....YeeHaww" | "yeap, Surf the Bike!" | "yeah..yeah Surf the bike!!"  (Andy&Tommy)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Theo on January 16, 2012, 01:13:01 AM
"Honestly they have witch powers or something" - Jennifer

God! I really love this dramatic couple. They are just pure epic. They deserve a spot in next Allstars Edition, The Amazing Race: Dramatic Couple :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 16, 2012, 01:31:17 AM
The Amazing Race: Dramatic Couple :lol:

That's actually a great idea! Imagine a race full of Jonathan & Victoria, Lori & Bolo, Hayden & Aaron, Colin & Christie, Tara & Wil, Joseph & Monica, Lake & Michelle, Nathan & Jennifer, Ken & Tina, Lance & Keri, Brent & Caite, Nick & Vicki etc. :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

I wonder how many of the couples that I mentioned are still together? :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Reilly Queens on January 16, 2012, 04:31:26 AM
Mirna: "LEVEL 5 ON THE TREADMILL!!"

Charla: "But a prostitute would know where the disco is wouldn't she?"
Mirna: "Leave her alone Charla, she has work to do."
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 16, 2012, 04:41:35 AM
Mirna: "LEVEL 5 ON THE TREADMILL!!"

Charla: "But a prostitute would know where the disco is wouldn't she?"
Mirna: "Leave her alone Charla, she has work to do."

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

Here's another:

Charla: You might have to stick your hand in the cow's ass!
Mirna: Oh my God... can you stick your hand in the cow's ass!?
Charla: I don't have quick feet!

I just watched a video of Charla & Mirna's best moments from TAR5:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nKYtGrJLY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nKYtGrJLY)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoAUj5e9fQU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoAUj5e9fQU&feature=related)

So hilarious! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Reilly Queens on January 16, 2012, 10:11:20 PM
Weaver Family <3 Being scared of everything <3

"Were gonna get ran over! [by a partybike]"

"I'm intimidated by airports so I'm asking questions until I get what I want"

"What worries me is my children. We don't know where were going! Were imprisoned on a bus!"

Breaking down at Waffle House <3 Then dancing in the parking lot <3

"You guys Shut up! Were encouraging everyone!!"

Making fun of everyone <33

"THEY'RE IN FRONT OF A GARBAGE TRUCK!!"

"I BET THOSE BOOBS COST A LOT! LOOK! *points* SHES THE ONLY NATURAL ONE!"

"HE LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL!!!"

Then acting like victims <333

"They all ganged up on us. Thats fine! We won't play that way!"

"Why did you yield us?!"
"You guys were last, we wanted to knock a team out!"
**WEAVERS HUGE GASP!"" :o
"We've been nothing but friendly to you!"

**passing Garbage Truck on highway**
"I wonder if the Cleavers are in there!"
"Yeah I see the Dad right there!!"

"Those people behind us, yes they want to know the history of this place. They may act like they don't, but trust me they do! A nice long history!"

Cheering over being yielded in last place <333 Eating McDonalds at the yield <3333333

"
Were the only nice team left, and were being eliminated :( "

"are you sorry you wasted your yield?!?"
"No."
"WELL YOU WILL BE!!!!!!"

Causing horseplay in airports <333

**Rolly tackles some Linz boy**
"You just got beaten by squirt!!!"
"DONT TOUCH HIM!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/v/2ngkBR4fVzo

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: realshowfan on January 21, 2012, 10:29:02 PM
Jaime's frustration quotes  :lol:

"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 22, 2012, 08:27:47 PM
Jaime's frustration quotes  :lol:

"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."

Jaime! <3333333 :hearts:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Flamant on January 22, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
Jaime's frustration quotes  :lol:

"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."

Jaime <3 for creating lots of drama :hrt:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Declive on January 22, 2012, 10:07:00 PM
Jaime's frustration quotes  :lol:

"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."

JAIMEEE!!!  :hearts:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: inomu on January 27, 2012, 04:47:28 PM
Watching some old episodes, where I picked couple quotes which I think are funny.

"I think the Barbies used their whole image to get ahead, they generally come out the airports with their boobs hanging out and arms hanging out" - Lyn, season 10

From season 19
Zac: "Take your time dad, you got it!"
Andy: "Take your time? What are you guys doing?"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Flamant on January 27, 2012, 04:56:16 PM
"I think the Barbies used their whole image to get ahead, they generally come out the airports with their boobs hanging out and arms hanging out" - Lyn, season 10

Lyn & Karlyn underdogish epicness <333
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on January 28, 2012, 07:34:40 AM
Big easy: do it for the hood TAR 15(I think)
Marissa and brook: do you like american candy(tar 13)
Kelly and christy: we have to look for the container. We have learned to read the clue *minute later* o crap the clue said to have taxi weight(13)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: David on February 03, 2012, 04:33:35 AM
WEAVERs <33
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: GabyM on February 22, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
Matt: Are you a candelabra?

Phil: What country are you in?
Nick: London

Hungarian cabbie: Finito

Mary Jean at the Brats detour: Seven inches, that's a big one 
along with the many other phallic quotes the editors inserted in there  :lol3:

Patrick praying at the finish line: Please be Uchenna & Joyce

Uchenna: Houston, we have an elephant

Mirna: There's Phil, how's my hair??
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: supah on February 22, 2012, 09:44:52 PM
MY UTERUS IS IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: dryedmangoez on February 23, 2012, 01:58:29 AM
A future memorable quote: "THE AMAZING RACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND GOOD!"  :'(
Hehe.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Aussie on February 23, 2012, 02:54:11 AM
A future memorable quote: "THE AMAZING RACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND GOOD!"  :'(
Hehe.

OMG can't wait <333
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: topaz on March 01, 2012, 10:43:29 PM
My ox is broken! - Colin

Thank you very much, you've made us a millionaire. - Chip of season 5

They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing. - Brook

Whoa!  This is a naughty fantasy come true! - Jeremy of season 9

Is that Mt. Tokyo? - Eric of season 9

Dumbass!  That's Mt. Fuji - JEremy of season 9

Arrgh!  They'd yielded us again! - Eric in All-Stars edition

You're look like Janet Jackson - a Japanese man on season 9

Oh God I hate you! - Christie of season 5

(this will be my most favorite) Taste your salami. - whoever gonna say that on season 20
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: choroneko on March 01, 2012, 11:17:20 PM
Kynt to Vyxsin in Italy
"Get out of the car right now!! Vyxsin!"

I don't know why, but whenever I hear Kynt yell that to Vyxsin. It always cracks me up. Something about his voice, that you can't take seriously.  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Theo on March 02, 2012, 12:35:57 AM
Son of monkey's uncle - Vanessa
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Jobby on March 02, 2012, 12:41:49 AM
"You know what? Shut the hell up! I said pray to our deceased grandmother to help us!" - Mirna to Rob at TAR Allstars Leg 4 Roadblock. :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: valor boreal on March 02, 2012, 06:23:42 AM
My implants have frozen.

62, 64, 66, 68, 80
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Flamant on March 02, 2012, 09:32:43 AM
Kynt to Vyxsin in Italy
"Get out of the car right now!! Vyxsin!"

I don't know why, but whenever I hear Kynt yell that to Vyxsin. It always cracks me up. Something about his voice, that you can't take seriously.  :lol: :lol:

Even better:

"Get out of the water right now!! Vyxsin, are you insane?!?!?!
Kynt to Vyxsin in Varanasi, one of the most epic scenes in all TAR :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on March 03, 2012, 05:12:12 AM
Son of monkey's uncle - Vanessa

MY UTERUS IS IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!

I have a feeling that there are going to be A LOT of Vanessa quotes on this thread by the time TAR20 is over!! There's several per episode!! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on March 14, 2012, 01:48:38 AM
I watched TAR16 Episode 9 on Monday, and a quote I just love:

Carol: She's an idiot and she's on YouTube to prove it! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on March 17, 2012, 01:45:32 PM
I've got one from TAR Asia 2:

"In the end... You live and die by your taxi driver" (Marc & Rovilson)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: topaz on March 18, 2012, 09:26:05 PM
here's another one of my favorite quote:

Taste like million dollars. - from one of the doctors team on TAR 17 who'd said it and I forgot her name.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: redskevin88 on March 18, 2012, 09:28:17 PM
here's another one of my favorite quote:

Taste like million dollars. - from one of the doctors team on TAR 17 who'd said it and I forgot her name.

Kat of Nat & Kat!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Prophet on April 08, 2012, 09:07:16 PM
Some great new ones:

We'll bring her back a hippo - Vanessa

Look, free candy!! - Bopper


:lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on April 08, 2012, 10:11:47 PM
Some great new ones:

We'll bring her back a hippo - Vanessa

Look, free candy!! - Bopper


:lol3:

 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on April 10, 2012, 11:18:12 AM
Not to forget:

CHEESE & CRACKERS!!! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on April 13, 2012, 03:32:53 PM
Another one from Vaneesa while looking at Rachel's clothes at the travel agency in Asunción:

I get distracted by sparkling things...  ¡Dang! ¡Holy disco balls, Batman!  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on April 16, 2012, 03:56:13 AM
Another one just came to me right now. There was some advertisement on TV talking about 'finding yourself' or something, and I remembered Lance (of Lance & Keri on TAR15) saying something along the lines of:

I'm here to win. I'm not here to find myself. (starts feeling his body) Look, here I am, I found myself.

(Don't remember the exact words, but something along those lines! :lol: )
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: redskevin88 on April 16, 2012, 06:14:15 AM
(http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx23/kevinmail25/Amazing%20Race%20Photos/daveoops.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on April 16, 2012, 08:45:45 AM
Somewhere in India:

Terrence: "Who's my girl!"
Sarah: "YOU ARE!!!... I mean, no, I am!"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on April 17, 2012, 03:19:20 AM
(http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb429/747-412/CHARLA.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Declive on April 17, 2012, 03:25:15 AM
Never gave up for Kentucky baby! - Mark.
C'mon drivin Mr. Daisy! - Mark
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: supah on April 17, 2012, 03:38:12 AM
(http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb429/747-412/CHARLA.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on April 21, 2012, 09:58:16 AM
Don't know why I found this so funny, but Rachel (of Davechel) thinks baboons are called BAM-boons! :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Lucy980906 on May 01, 2012, 02:09:45 AM
Ali Baba in a suit :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: redskevin88 on May 01, 2012, 02:17:42 AM
Somewhere in India:

Terrence: "Who's my girl!"
Sarah: "YOU ARE!!!... I mean, no, I am!"

It was in Delhi, season 13. And Sarah was sadly, right the first time  :lol: :lol: !
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on May 01, 2012, 06:28:47 AM
TAR1: Kevin & Drew: (In a motorcycle thing in Beijing) Dananananana Danananana Fatman!  :lol3:

TAR1: Guidos: (Pitstop in France) Pitstop greeter: You are team number 4! Guidos: Four???

TAR1: Kevin&Drew:(at a train station in India) Who knows how to speak English? Can you tell him what time does the train leave? Indian: What time does the train leave (In English)?

TAR2: Tara: (After reaching Hawaii) I'm in America... What side of the road do I drive on?

TAR2: Namibian Citizen to Dave: Where is the Matterhorn Sand Dune? In the desert!!

TAR3: Ken & Gerard: (At an abseiling detour in Spain) Just pretend there is a box of glaced donuts at the bottom!

TAR6: Lena & Kristy: (Recap episode when driving to the pitstop in Sweden) I've got to touch up. Why? Because Phil is a Choo-Choo Charlie and a class act!

TAR 10: Lyn & Karlyn  :hrt: : We just won't die, like roaches!

TAR 10 or 11: Dustin & Kandace: We're going to see Chopin? perform! Really? Well he's dead.

TAR10 or 11: Mary & Dave??: Dave: Which way should I go? Right because it has more words!!

TAR11: Eric & Danielle: Eric: I treat her like a man except she has boobs.

TAR11: Dustin and Kandace (At an airport to an airport personnel): Don't tell anyone that you saw two blondes here. Airport person: What colour is blonde?

TAR17: Nick & Vicki: What does fast forward taken mean?

TAR18: Gary&Mallory  :hrt: : Mallory in China: Don't ruin the basketball game!


 
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on May 01, 2012, 09:57:50 AM
Phil: You are the 1st team to arrive. However, the leg isn't over yet keep racing
Mallory: *Speaking jibberish*
Phil: Stop Standing here RUN!
   TAR 18- Shelley Beach, Australia
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on May 02, 2012, 10:28:21 AM
Phil: You are the 1st team to arrive. However, the leg isn't over yet keep racing
Mallory: *Speaking jibberish*
Phil: Stop Standing here RUN!
   TAR 18- Shelley Beach, Australia

 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

TAR3: Ken & Gerard: (At an abseiling detour in Spain) Just pretend there is a box of glaced donuts at the bottom!

TAR11: Dustin and Kandace (At an airport to an airport personnel): Don't tell anyone that you saw two blondes here. Airport person: What colour is blonde?

TAR17: Nick & Vicki: What does fast forward taken mean?

I really love these three, particularly the first!!! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on May 02, 2012, 11:18:35 AM
TAR1: Kevin&Drew:(at a train station in India) Who knows how to speak English? Can you tell him what time does the train leave? Indian: What time does the train leave (In English)?

 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on May 02, 2012, 10:24:33 PM
Jon(of jon and kelly) holy..... poo... we got the clue..
Same jon same episode: high poo five
TAR 4 netherlands 15 ft detour
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: choroneko on May 02, 2012, 10:27:27 PM
TAR 16
Brandy to Caite
"She's an idiot. She's on youtube to prove it!"

I laughed really bad.  :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on May 02, 2012, 10:37:30 PM
Mirna: Can we play one hand of black jack?
Charla: NO!! (Chip detour s5)

Charla: I just got electricuteeeed... (s5)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on May 03, 2012, 05:12:31 AM
When in doubt, follow Gary- Kent, TAR18, Varanasi Roadblock
 
I think my left testicle is rolling around the streets of Beijing- Kevin/Drew, TAR1, Beijing, China once again in a motorcycle thing.

I'm driving a Swatch watch... I could ride my bike faster than this-Frank, TAR1, Italy in a Smart car.



Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: BlooperGuy on May 03, 2012, 05:55:33 AM
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.

Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!

 :lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on May 05, 2012, 02:34:21 PM
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.

Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!

 :lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?

Same season, same place, same RB, same team.

Dan:  "They do this one season and one person do it for eight hours"
Sam:  "Why on earth would you tell me that right now?"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: bcp19 on May 05, 2012, 03:52:56 PM
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.

Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!

 :lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?
They were classic, lol

Sam: Who thinks they can spot a needle in a haystack?  I can.
Dan: Wait! All of these?!?
Sam: Yeah.
Dan: Just start doing it! There's like 100!  No! No! Roll it out! No! It unrolls!
Sam: No it doesn't.
Dan: Yeah, you have to break it!
Sam: There's no way I have to break all this.
Dan: Yes! You have to do it!  See, you have to do that.
Sam: Shut up Dan.
Dan: Just keep rolling it!
Sam: Shut up Dude, I am.
Dan: No, listen.  They did this one season and one person did it for 8 hours.
Sam: Why on earth would you tell me that right now?
Dan: Meghan and Cheyne are here!
Sam: Shut up!
Dan: Sam, just roll it out fast
Sam: Stop, stop talking, I need you to stop talking to me for about 10 minutes.
Dan: Do you see there's like 200 here?  You're still on your 2nd one!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on May 05, 2012, 04:00:38 PM
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.

Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!

 :lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?
They were classic, lol

Sam: Who thinks they can spot a needle in a haystack?  I can.
Dan: Wait! All of these?!?
Sam: Yeah.
Dan: Just start doing it! There's like 100!  No! No! Roll it out! No! It unrolls!
Sam: No it doesn't.
Dan: Yeah, you have to break it!
Sam: There's no way I have to break all this.
Dan: Yes! You have to do it!  See, you have to do that.
Sam: Shut up Dan.
Dan: Just keep rolling it!
Sam: Shut up Dude, I am.
Dan: No, listen.  They did this one season and one person did it for 8 hours.
Sam: Why on earth would you tell me that right now?
Dan: Meghan and Cheyne are here!
Sam: Shut up!
Dan: Sam, just roll it out fast
Sam: Stop, stop talking, I need you to stop talking to me for about 10 minutes.
Dan: Do you see there's like 200 here?  You're still on your 2nd one!

 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on August 07, 2012, 12:05:18 PM
Bial' or Saeed: I'm from clevland ohio. What do i know about using chopsticks?
       Tar 10
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on August 07, 2012, 02:41:38 PM
One from J.J. at the RB in Leg 10, TAR20:

"Is anybody playing this game strategically? Is anybody having a clue of what's going on?
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on August 07, 2012, 02:46:26 PM
Two from Rachel Reilly in the same leg:

"I paid u$s 500 for extentions"

"I know another girl in another season did it; but she was really cute, and skinny and pretty... and I need hair to be pretty."
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: MrDeerShank on August 07, 2012, 05:18:56 PM
"Which country is London in?" (cannot remember if it was Dustin or Kandice that said this, but it was when they were travelling from Kuwait to Mauritius)

 
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on August 07, 2012, 06:11:28 PM
And one from Art at the Bollywood RB, talking about J.J.:

"He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit",

 :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on August 08, 2012, 02:06:27 AM
Lucy & Emilia:  :hearts:

How do you wait for a building?
You wait for it to be built!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: MrDeerShank on August 08, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Another one...

"I'm not a very good teammate if I pass out!" - Claire, TAR17
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on September 15, 2012, 08:47:17 AM
Here comes the Bedouin - Fran, TAR9



Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on September 22, 2012, 08:15:26 PM
Woooo! I made it my bitch! - Claire, TAR17 after smashing the armour down with a watermelon.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on September 23, 2012, 01:02:41 AM
Mel: I could stay up here all day.. if i had a sandwich...
 S14
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: supah on September 23, 2012, 02:35:25 AM
Jill: What?!
Thomas: Listen, you can't ask old people
Jill: Alright whatever Thomas. What about this guy, is he in your age range?
Thomas: Stop.


Ralph: We always race like we're in last place
Vanessa: Which typically is the case!


Not very memorable, but I loved them!  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ianthebalance on September 23, 2012, 11:10:15 AM
Jill: Do you know what internet is?
Taxi Driver: No.

IDK if I wrote it right, but its a funny way to lose a milion dollars :lol3:.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: topaz on October 26, 2012, 11:46:10 PM
I'd watched the 1st Dhaka leg of TAR 21 and here are my favorite one:

You cost me a million dollars. - Rob (and that's EPIC!!! ;))
[and this is the most controversial quote of all TAR] Ugly Americans! - Natalie )-**
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on October 27, 2012, 12:25:08 AM
I'd watched the 1st Dhaka leg of TAR 21 and here are my favorite one:

You cost me a million dollars. - Rob (and that's EPIC!!! ;))
[and this is the most controversial quote of all TAR] Ugly Americans! - Natalie )-**

Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: David on October 27, 2012, 05:33:02 AM
Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on October 27, 2012, 05:42:52 AM
Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: addie on October 27, 2012, 08:11:13 AM
Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(

And that quote has been said countless times.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on November 20, 2012, 05:51:40 PM
Charla's motivational elimination speech was truly touching. Even Phil teared up a bit.  ;)
----------
Does anyone else think TAR12 had Ronald & Christina's best quotes?
Ron's song during that Irish cliff bike riding was classic. :<3

"I'm just going to give you the rosy picture and tell you why people don't tell you, you have boogers in your nose."

"I'm the Archie Bunker of the house."

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY? / Come on daddy!" :hearts:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Leafsfan on November 20, 2012, 06:59:08 PM
The blakc jack momemnt from CHarla and mirna
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on November 20, 2012, 07:34:53 PM
"We're trying to make love, not war!" -Mirna  :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on November 20, 2012, 07:49:02 PM
Another one, I have my three favorite season 10 Dustin & Kandice quotes:  :yess:
These two are in the same leg... Mauritius!
"She needs to take her happy pills in the morning." - Kandice
Poor Bama... but that was a classic quote.

"I'm like Indiana Jones right now!" - Dustin (during surprise trap at Mauritius sails Detour)
Laughed and surprised so hard at that moment.  :lol3:

"Awesome possum!" - Kandice
They made that Moroccan kabob RB bearable to listen and watch for me.

BTW, does anyone have lyrics for Dustin & Kandice's race rap from Madagascar? It would make my week. :waves:

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on November 20, 2012, 08:13:57 PM
Both those quotes were actually from Dustin. :)

and the rap was from Kiev, Ukraine.

It goes something like this.

"We're in a race around the world and we're here to say, we are from the USA!"
"Kuwait heat and we carried some bags, by the time it was over we looked like hags!"
"Madagascar & Mauritius we were number 1, they were havin fun in the sun!"
"Then there was Finland where we cracked some limestone, all I heard her say was 'Moan, moan, moan' "
"Finally Ukraine, where we ended this rap, give us a hand and we'll stop our spat" (I think)

Then after they received the clue, Dustin rapped "Thanks for the clue and you have a great day!"  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on November 20, 2012, 09:54:17 PM
Both those quotes were actually from Dustin. :)

and the rap was from Kiev, Ukraine.

It goes something like this.

"We're in a race around the world and we're here to say, we are from the USA!"
"Kuwait heat and we carried some bags, by the time it was over we looked like hags!"
"Madagascar & Mauritius we were number 1, they were havin fun in the sun!"
"Then there was Finland where we cracked some limestone, all I heard her say was 'Moan, moan, moan' "
"Finally Ukraine, where we ended this rap, give us a hand and we'll stop our spat" (I think)

Then after they received the clue, Dustin rapped "Thanks for the clue and you have a great day!"  :lol:
Whoops. I forgot that the rap was from a Detour (other side being a classical sheet music search). :lol: And thanks for the fix and lyrics! :tup:

I love the rap, but I thought it would have been better as a final task. I think one of the unaired phrases from them was, "We flew to China to have some eats, but found out it was a fishy treat." I heard it from somewhere up in the air. Most likely a deleted scene from CBS...
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: topaz on November 21, 2012, 09:35:26 PM
I like the title of this week's episode: "We Was Robbed."  And that quote is a momentum to the current news of my country in the Philippines who'd been victimized to the Ponzi scheme from an investment company in Mindanao Island. :iok
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: supah on November 21, 2012, 10:57:21 PM
today is all about PMA! positive, mental, attitude!

*a few minutes later*

this is the most stupid day EVER
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on November 22, 2012, 06:02:06 AM
Whoops. I forgot that the rap was from a Detour (other side being a classical sheet music search). :lol: And thanks for the fix and lyrics! :tup:

I love the rap, but I thought it would have been better as a final task. I think one of the unaired phrases from them was, "We flew to China to have some eats, but found out it was a fishy treat." I heard it from somewhere up in the air. Most likely a deleted scene from CBS...

I'm so mad that CBS doesn't have all the extra scenes from the older seasons for viewing anymore!  :gaah:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Jobby on November 22, 2012, 11:18:39 AM
TASK MASTER IN MY AVATAR: NEXT ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on November 22, 2012, 05:21:02 PM
TASK MASTER IN MY AVATAR: NEXT ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 :lol: THE PENCILS DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Jobby on November 22, 2012, 10:12:56 PM
I'M SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... YOU WIN! :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on November 27, 2012, 05:22:40 PM
Tyler: I can smell Phil lurking in the shadows...
       TAR 9
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on November 28, 2012, 01:39:11 AM
The Russian lady who coached the synchronised swimming (in my avatar):

"I'm already afraid" -  when James & Abba entered :lol3:

"You're like a buoy" - to Brent  :lol3:

both in Russian :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on November 29, 2012, 08:12:00 AM
The Russian lady who coached the synchronised swimming (in my avatar):

"I'm already afraid" -  when James & Abba entered :lol3:

"You're like a buoy" - to Brent  :lol3:

both in Russian :lol:

She was indeed funny!  :lol:


"I'd eat poo for the Fast Forward" - one of the twinnies (Still can't tell them apart!  :groan: )
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on December 06, 2012, 07:12:13 PM
"Which country is London in?" (cannot remember if it was Dustin or Kandice that said this, but it was when they were travelling from Kuwait to Mauritius)

DK: "London, India?????
Travel Agent: "No, London, ENGLAND"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Flamant on December 06, 2012, 07:22:21 PM
"Am I left-handed or right-handed?" - Nadiya :cmaslol
"Right!" - Natalie :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Declive on December 06, 2012, 08:45:25 PM
"They're prepared , they're gay!" - Nadiya  :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RaceUntilWeDie on December 06, 2012, 08:50:10 PM
Any phrase with "MAN!" -Twinnies

-"SLAM IT MAN!"
-"COME ON MAN!"
etc.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Leafsfan on December 06, 2012, 08:56:47 PM
"They're prepared , they're gay!" - Nadiya  :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

LMAO!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on December 06, 2012, 11:13:57 PM
Team Sri Lanka from first episode: "SLAM IT, NATALIE! You're just hitting it!" "Shut up!!!"  :cmas19
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on December 06, 2012, 11:26:31 PM
Here's one I remember from season 12 when I rewatched the ditch vault switchback.

The loveable, yet somewhat notorious, Don.
"They're fiesty, they're hot, they're a little b!t¢hy, but not bad." :cmas27
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ilhamrizki on December 07, 2012, 01:05:42 AM
Natalie : Come on Nadiya, Twinsie
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RaceUntilWeDie on December 07, 2012, 07:08:33 AM
Abbie & Ryan's impressions of Twinsies:

Abbie: OOO NATALIE, YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL HERE

Ryan: COME ON NATALIE, TWINSIEES!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 07, 2012, 07:41:06 AM
Abbie & Ryan's 'jute force' remark! :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on December 08, 2012, 05:39:50 PM
 :cmas32:
Abbie & Ryan's 'jute force' remark! :cmaslol
And Ryan's time zone realization moment.  :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 10, 2012, 12:49:33 AM
:cmas32:
Abbie & Ryan's 'jute force' remark! :cmaslol
And Ryan's time zone realization moment.  :cmaslol

Yes <3 :cmaslol :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on December 13, 2012, 10:46:40 PM
Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!

SEASON 5:
"Can we do one hand of Blackjack?" "No!" "Come on, we'll double the money." *reads Pit Stop clue* "AAAAAH!" :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

"Buenos Aires, I love, I love! :kisses"

"Do you know train... Choo-Choo..." "One question at a time for the people, Mirna."

"Thanks a lot, Mirna, for not drinking VODka!"

"...As long as you don't look down, you'll be fine... It's a beautiful day in Egypt... It is hot in here..."

"This one's the bad one! :cmas18" *points to black goat*

ALL-STARS:

"You drive like a girl!" (refers to frat bros)

"Beauty is sometimes skin deep, but to have a pure heart and to have morals is not easy to make up."

"Welcome to Charla & Mirna's world, it's a scary one." :cmaslol

"I will pray to my deceased grandmother to help us. ______ You would've have a clue what that means." "See you, wouldn't wanna be you."

"You want a manicure? It's the new style for the man!" "WAIT, you gotta pay me! Pay me please, graci, graci!"

"I'm just going to stick this knife in my mouth....  :cmas3 *awful noises*"

"YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY COOKIES, COOKIES WITH LICORICE CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!.... We are going to eat the cookies, cookie cookie monster." (I need this as a ringtone, :cmaslol)

"We are trying to make peace, not war!"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Hooky on December 13, 2012, 11:13:59 PM
Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!

SEASON 5:
"Can we do one hand of Blackjack?" "No!" "Come on, we'll double the money." *reads Pit Stop clue* "AAAAAH!" :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

"Buenos Aires, I love, I love! :kisses"

"Do you know train... Choo-Choo..." "One question at a time for the people, Mirna."

"Thanks a lot, Mirna, for not drinking VODka!"

"...As long as you don't look down, you'll be fine... It's a beautiful day in Egypt... It is hot in here..."

"This one's the bad one! :cmas18" *points to black goat*

ALL-STARS:

"You drive like a girl!" (refers to frat bros)

"Beauty is sometimes skin deep, but to have a pure heart and to have morals is not easy to make up."

"Welcome to Charla & Mirna's world, it's a scary one." :cmaslol

"I will pray to my deceased grandmother to help us. ______ You would've have a clue what that means." "See you, wouldn't wanna be you."

"You want a manicure? It's the new style for the man!" "WAIT, you gotta pay me! Pay me please, graci, graci!"

"I'm just going to stick this knife in my mouth....  :cmas3 *awful noises*"

"YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY COOKIES, COOKIES WITH LICORICE CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!.... We are going to eat the cookies, cookie cookie monster." (I need this as a ringtone, :cmaslol)

"We are trying to make peace, not war!"

This is true! They did have many funny quotes, although I wasn't always the biggest fan! :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on December 14, 2012, 06:33:47 AM
Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!

 :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

I loved the "This one's the BAD one!" and they showed the close-up of the goat's face!

I also loved this one from the first episode of All-Stars:

Mirna: "Wrangle It" is going to require holding down a wild horse.
Charla: That's fine, I'll hold it.
*GONG*

 :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on December 14, 2012, 09:03:08 AM
I just loved reading those quotes! Thanks for compiling them! :cmas9

One of my favourite episode title quotes is one of Flo's:

"What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off A Cliff?" – Flo
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ryanmissing27 on December 28, 2012, 09:58:27 PM
Brent: "Josh, were you faking your ankle injury?"
Josh: "No..."
Brent (to the twins): "HAVE FUN AT THE SPEED BUMP!!!"

a personal favourite ><
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on December 30, 2012, 08:35:13 PM
"Which country is London in?" (cannot remember if it was Dustin or Kandice that said this, but it was when they were travelling from Kuwait to Mauritius)

DK: "London, India?????
Travel Agent: "No, London, ENGLAND"
Oh my gosh! :lol3: I just remember another England failure moment!

*at Pit Stop*
PHIL: Nick & Vicki, what country are you in?
VICKI: We're in London... right?
PHIL: Yes... the country of London... :clean
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on December 30, 2012, 08:56:25 PM
 
Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!

 :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

I loved the "This one's the BAD one!" and they showed the close-up of the goat's face!

I also loved this one from the first episode of All-Stars:

Mirna: "Wrangle It" is going to require holding down a wild horse.
Charla: That's fine, I'll hold it.
*GONG*

 :cmaslol
Lol, I forgot about that one. :lol3: I think this is the only time when the gong SFX was played in South America.

*Charla stares at the most patient rat (maybe) ever*
"Now's not the time to clean yourself" :res:
-------------------------------------------------------------
I think Guam still dislikes Charla & Mirna.
During Roadblock:
"M'am [Charla], I told you [for the third time] not to touch the buttons." :groan:

DURING CARE PACKAGE DETOUR CHOICE:
*Mirna slings random items in box*
SARGEANT: "Hey! Put some degree of love for the items, okay?" :dick
MIRNA: "I LOVE IT!" :ghug:
SARGEANT: "Just don't throw it in like it's garbage." :cmas12
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: alyssa11 on December 31, 2012, 02:31:29 PM
Oswald: We know of rob and amber because well, we live on this planet.

Danny: I think I was a man in a previous life

 Danielle: “Hope we get a good flight to Tanzania.” Eric: “Where the Tanzanian Devil lives.” Danielle: “Its not Tanzania, its Tasmania Devil.” Eric: “Oh is it Tasmanian?” Danielle: “Oh, Tasmanian Devil.” Eric: “Okay, I was just kidding.”


Ozzy *trying to figure outvhow the yield works*  Now how do we do this.... Kandice  Let us show you!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 04, 2013, 04:54:22 PM
Oswald: are we allowed to prostitute ourselves on the race?

Kevin: SWING YOU FAT BASTARD SWING

Drew: That guy was 3 days older than kerosene.

Jonathan: VICTORIA THERES A TEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!

Kendra: JONATHAN HELP HER!!!!!!!!!

Tramel: Why can't nothing be called Detroit

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP

Gerard: JUST PRETEND THERES A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 04, 2013, 06:31:15 PM
Christina's infamous: "Come on, daddy!" :bounce

Ronald's infamous: "Who's your daddy?" shirts ;)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 04, 2013, 08:11:53 PM
Stop this car Vyxsin. Right Now.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: redskevin88 on January 04, 2013, 09:58:25 PM

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP



Like to know the context on this one!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: slayton on January 04, 2013, 10:06:10 PM
"I'm Gonna Throw Up On Phil's Shoes" – Oswald
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 04, 2013, 10:51:43 PM

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP



Like to know the context on this one!
if you really havent seen it its from s3 and hes screaming at his wife to HUMP IT up the hill to the pit stop because they were near like 3 other teams
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 04, 2013, 10:59:17 PM
I'm currently rewatching s9 (waiting for ep 8 to load right now) and i got some classics from Lake.

e3:
God damn i dit int wunna go tuh freakin Russia

(still complaining) Read that clue baby one more tahhhme.

(talking about a doll that wont open) Look at this rotten mammy jammer.

e4: I dont care where we at now tell me where the frickin siegestor(the pit stop) at

e5: That's Daaaayyyve up dere. (points) Got chu baby. Got chu.
(after mistakenly going to the pit stop not roadblock) God damn its the frickin pit stop now we gotta run all the way down this sonofabitch.

e6:
sleep deprivation is really startin to irritate me.
put the ball in the frickin net it ain't hard.

e7:
YOU DITINT HAND IT TO ME BITCH NOW SHUT UP
we aint gunna get freakin penalized (they did)

im so frickin tired i can't remember my own name.

all episodes:
HEEEYYYYYAAALLL YEAH

MUHCHELLE!!!!!!

Good job baby, good jahhhhbbbb.

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 04, 2013, 11:18:04 PM
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on January 04, 2013, 11:37:21 PM
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 04, 2013, 11:47:04 PM
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on January 04, 2013, 11:52:46 PM
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

No.  They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 05, 2013, 08:17:39 AM
Kelly: "WHERE'S THE CONTAINER?!" :gaah:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 05, 2013, 10:59:37 AM
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

No.  They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.

if u look on wikipedia the detour was actually in Nirihuau and the pit stop was in Neuquen
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 05, 2013, 09:20:45 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 05, 2013, 11:54:03 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 06, 2013, 12:08:26 PM
This was a classically edited comparison of Zach and Ian in ep 5 of s3

Flo(while brutally crying her eyes out): Zach what if the rope comes out am i gonna fall?

Zach: Flo its okay just look straight  ahead you'll be fine

cut to Teri/Ian

Teri: What if my rope undoes?

Ian: You fall.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 06, 2013, 12:19:49 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 06, 2013, 01:41:29 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 06, 2013, 09:23:24 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"
Sweet! Here's two I totally remember from the first Vietnam leg in TAR15. One Ericka said in Vietnam: "I'm havin' duck for dinner."... and another from Maria: "...everything pho."
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on January 08, 2013, 08:21:00 PM
I Don't Want To Be Eliminated, I Just Don't Want To Have My Bladder In My Chest Cavity Either - Gretchen, Botswana, Bumpy Road, TAR7
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Best Loser on January 09, 2013, 12:58:12 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 09, 2013, 07:33:32 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on January 12, 2013, 03:04:08 AM
Johnathan: GO FASTER
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
        S6
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 12, 2013, 07:07:56 AM
Johnathan: GO FASTER
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
        S6
This!  :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 12, 2013, 09:27:38 PM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:
"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 13, 2013, 06:36:08 AM
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:
"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM"
"Don't let a cheese hit me..." :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on January 14, 2013, 11:17:38 AM
One from the bowlings moms, leaving the Pit Stop at La Porteña State in San Antonio de Areco, Leg 3, previous to pass through the muddly part of the road were Brandon & Nicole got stucked:

Linda (accelerating the car):  You forgot my real name is Mario Andretti!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 14, 2013, 08:48:27 PM
One from the bowlings moms, leaving the Pit Stop at La Porteña State in San Antonio de Areco, Leg 3, previous to pass through the muddly part of the road were Brandon & Nicole got stucked:

Linda (accelerating the car):  You forgot my real name is Mario Andretti!
:hearts: Bowling mom awesomeness! :hearts:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: SamualDude on January 15, 2013, 01:05:05 AM
I wanted the bowling moms to return in the All Stars since Colin and Christie couldn't!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on January 15, 2013, 08:19:26 PM
Man, It's Like Playing Frogger - Rob (of Romberly) referring to the traffic while trying to cross a street in Hanoi.

Oh My God, There's A Cow In The Middle Of The Street! Is It A Holy Cow? - Kimberly
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 16, 2013, 05:16:05 PM
The tea mixup in India in S7

Rob: Are you Asharfi, or are you?
Asharfi: Me
Rob(points to other guy): Don't try to pull a fast one like that again.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Glamazon Racer on January 18, 2013, 06:11:45 PM
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this one:

Rebecca: *when Adam goes to do a RB* Never send a woman to do a man's job... :res:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on January 18, 2013, 06:14:58 PM
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this one:

Rebecca: *when Adam goes to do a RB* Never send a woman to do a man's job... :res:

OMG how could I have forgotten?  :groan:

Rebeccagoddess <<<<<<3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on January 19, 2013, 08:54:32 PM
S10E2

while choosing detour:

Lyn: I don't wanna lead nothin' nowhere that sounds like it's gon be long
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: stifflfootball on January 19, 2013, 10:32:30 PM
Season 7 finale - former POW Ron - "It's like looking for a needle in a haystack of needles".
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on January 19, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Man, It's Like Playing Frogger - Rob (of Romberly) referring to the traffic while trying to cross a street in Hanoi.

Oh My God, There's A Cow In The Middle Of The Street! Is It A Holy Cow? - Kimberly

I believe she said "Homeless" instead of "Holy"  :)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 21, 2013, 06:48:49 PM
KIM (at Chip): You're doing the Roadblock regardless...  :res:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on January 22, 2013, 07:23:29 PM
Man, It's Like Playing Frogger - Rob (of Romberly) referring to the traffic while trying to cross a street in Hanoi.

Oh My God, There's A Cow In The Middle Of The Street! Is It A Holy Cow? - Kimberly

I believe she said "Homeless" instead of "Holy"  :)

No im pretty sure she said Holy because they were in India were cows are Holy
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Alenaveda on January 22, 2013, 08:40:45 PM
No, Kimberley says "Homeless". I checked this. I've got the whole season on my PC. It's on their way to the crocodiles Detour.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Oddarane on January 23, 2013, 11:31:29 AM
Linda Weaver: ep6, season 8 someone is saying: "I'm sick of doing stuff I can't do"

I thought a part of being on TAR is to do stuff you can't sometimes, to make new experiences and move outside your comfort.

Host Phil ep7, s8: "You look ridiculous"

Was laughing so much that I hurt my stomach
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 25, 2013, 11:27:42 PM
Linda Weaver: ep6, season 8 someone is saying: "I'm sick of doing stuff I can't do"

I thought a part of being on TAR is to do stuff you can't sometimes, to make new experiences and move outside your comfort.

Host Phil ep7, s8: "You look ridiculous"

Was laughing so much that I hurt my stomach
Exactly the point why most of season 8's families made that installment disheartening.

Don't forget about Phil's "You look ridiculous" comment to Flight Time & Big Easy in the Netherlands. :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on February 03, 2013, 04:38:25 PM
This is probably all over this  thread but i had too:

MY OX IS BROKEN
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on February 03, 2013, 06:34:45 PM
This is probably all over this  thread but i had too:

MY OX IS BROKEN
"Oxen OXOX" Power! :yess:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on February 03, 2013, 06:40:21 PM
The most confusing wording in TARAustralia 2:
:duno: Lucy- "The dome was the dome on the ceiling dome..." :duno:

Episode 5 during Turkish symbols Roadblock
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on February 06, 2013, 10:10:58 PM
I just finished watching season 4 and I absolutely LOVED Kelly & Jon's childishness! :hearts:

"Holy sh-poo!"

"High poo five... bleck!" :roses:

"Milliemulletmullémullémole!" :rfth:

"Okay, someone's touching my butt..."

"I have a phobia of trains (referring to crowded Indian train ride)" :lol:

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" :ascared

"Shut... your piehole!"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on February 07, 2013, 02:14:23 PM
I just finished watching season 4 and I absolutely LOVED Kelly & Jon's childishness! :hearts:

"Holy sh-poo!"

"High poo five... bleck!" :roses:

"Milliemulletmullémullémole!" :rfth:

"Okay, someone's touching my butt..."

"I have a phobia of trains (referring to crowded Indian train ride)" :lol:

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" :ascared

"Shut... your piehole!"
Kelly go **** yourself.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on February 11, 2013, 11:52:33 PM
My all time favorite funny moment in Amazing Race history

Ian(to Teri): Let's go. HUMP, BABY HUMP.

*confessional*
Ken: What was he screaming at her coming up the hill?
Gerard: Oh he was motivating her. "Cmon, Teri hump it hump it." Hump it. As if she's a camel.

Also:

Teri: My pants are falling down.
Ian: This is more importnat than your pants falling down!
Teri: Oh you think so?
Ian: Yeeaah. I think so.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on February 12, 2013, 10:11:16 PM
My all time favorite funny moment in Amazing Race history

Ian(to Teri): Let's go. HUMP, BABY HUMP.

*confessional*
Ken: What was he screaming at her coming up the hill?
Gerard: Oh he was motivating her. "Cmon, Teri hump it hump it." Hump it. As if she's a camel.

Also:

Teri: My pants are falling down.
Ian: This is more importnat than your pants falling down!
Teri: Oh you think so?
Ian: Yeeaah. I think so.

TERI: "..... Well that was fun....." :iok
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on February 13, 2013, 04:46:20 AM
Nat & Kat: 'We're all geared up for Russia! We've even got our Russian names: Natasha and Katerina!'
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on February 13, 2013, 09:17:19 PM
RACHEL (BB13 Winner): " Ain't nobody come between me and my million dollars [especially not another team, ew]."

RACHEL (LeVega): "Ain't nobody got time for that BB remark [especially not on The Amazing Race, ew]."
 :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: JordanJones123 on February 20, 2013, 07:24:14 AM
I don't know why, but I really liked Justin on season 18 with 'This is where it ends'.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Reilly Queens on March 05, 2013, 10:08:42 AM
(http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s430/Aero-Hollister/144775D7-8E52-4FBB-AFD9-265E62955C1D-1049-00000075C89C87B9.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Declive on March 05, 2013, 10:15:16 AM
 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 05, 2013, 09:34:49 PM
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :like:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on March 14, 2013, 09:16:46 PM
Yes, She Had A Flying Squirrel And It Died Of Loneliness Because She Kept It In Her Bra The Whole Time - Jennifer referring to Caroline or vice versa

It's Coconut Tuesday, All You Can Eat Coconuts - Max

I Don't Know Why We Have To Find A Black Angel, Because We Have Me And I'm Right Here - Karlyn

At the Cow Lips FF:

Guys, This Is A Great Bonding Experience - Rob *vomits* - Kimberly
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on March 15, 2013, 05:22:03 PM
lol at the black angel comment  :lol3: :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: GabeBabe on March 15, 2013, 07:15:26 PM
Yes, She Had A Flying Squirrel And It Died Of Loneliness Because She Kept It In Her Bra The Whole Time - Jennifer referring to Caroline or vice versa

 :lol3: This is a new personal favorite
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 15, 2013, 07:57:01 PM
B :dick tch Hawaiian lady: "You need to tell YOUR people that I am not their personal concierge!"

I wonder if anybody remembers this sentence from the Maui finish.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: topaz on March 15, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
Here's are the 3 most favorite quote on TAR 22:

Like James Bond Again – Meghan

Nobody cries on the Amazing Race - either Mona or Beth

Oy Vey! - Phil (this should be the title of the Bali leg, not I love monkey thing)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on March 15, 2013, 09:03:23 PM
We're Going To Finland! Don't They Wear Wooden Shoes There? - Dustin I think

I'm Surprised I Could Carry You As Easily As I Did - Rob
What, You Think I'm Fat? - Kimberly
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on March 23, 2013, 01:57:18 AM
I'm Kinda Pleased That Dave & Connor Are Quitting So We Can Finally Win A Leg Withough A Person In A Wheel Chair Wheeling By Us - Pam & Winnie

We Need Human Beings! - Pam & Winnie (obviously a ripoff of VYXSINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! WE NEED CHILDREN! - Kent )

Those People Are Coming Back Again For Those Things - Vietnamese Lady

They Are Different People But The Same Things - Vietnamese Lady

Just Give Them The Same Things - Vietnamese Lady

Look How He Carries His Chickens - Vietnamese Lady

Here Comes The Westerner Selling Chickens - Vietnamese Lady
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on March 23, 2013, 09:11:40 AM
I'm Kinda Pleased That Dave & Connor Are Quitting So We Can Finally Win A Leg Withough A Person In A Wheel Chair Wheeling By Us - Pam & Winnie

We Need Human Beings! - Pam & Winnie (obviously a ripoff of VYXSINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! WE NEED CHILDREN! - Kent )

Those People Are Coming Back Again For Those Things - Vietnamese Lady

They Are Different People But The Same Things - Vietnamese Lady

Just Give Them The Same Things - Vietnamese Lady

Look How He Carries His Chickens - Vietnamese Lady

Here Comes The Westerner Selling Chickens - Vietnamese Lady
The Vietnamese locals should have gotten the episode's title quote! :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on March 23, 2013, 10:56:25 AM
I don't complain, but I find it strange that here in America if we laughed at an Asian person doing something completely wrong, we would be called racist, but in Asia they can just laugh away at Westerners doing stuff wrong and nobody cares.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Jimmer on March 23, 2013, 10:59:53 AM
That is because the United States (or North America for the Canadian viewers) is giant mixing pot of races and cultures. whereas there is probably less of a mixture in Vietnam.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: gamerfan09 on March 24, 2013, 10:48:10 AM
From Season 22:

Wynona: *sings*"Mr. Know It All...."

John: "I don't need a million dollars."  :crazy:

Phil: Oy vey.

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Theo on March 24, 2013, 11:11:02 AM
From Season 22:

Wynona: *sings*"Mr. Know It All...."


Wynonaaaaa!!! <333

"We need twelve limes, and a husband that listens!" <333
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on April 05, 2013, 07:54:41 AM
Right Now, My Hands Are Clammy And My Face Is Going Through Menopause - Oswald

We Know Rob And Amber Because, Well, We Live On This Planet - Oswald
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: gamerfan09 on April 05, 2013, 08:01:07 AM
"Hot Dog!" - Bill and Cathi
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on April 26, 2013, 06:24:08 PM
Does A Stand For Autobahn? - Mona

A Stands For Aaaah These People Are Driving Really Fast! - Beth
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Theo on April 26, 2013, 09:27:20 PM
:lol:
When did they say that?
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on April 26, 2013, 09:37:43 PM
:lol:
When did they say that?

Dresden>Berlin IIRC.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on April 28, 2013, 06:46:13 PM
Beth: Kids, I think this is what drugs feels like. Don't ever do drugs.

Roller Derby Mom certified!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: jostor on April 29, 2013, 04:15:07 AM
For some reason this always stuck with me all the time from TAR 2:
"I'm not a miner!" "No, you're an idiot!"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on April 29, 2013, 09:09:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on April 29, 2013, 05:12:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:
"Oh no! The last teeeaaam!!! :o "
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on April 29, 2013, 07:43:59 PM
Crazy Mirna. Someone I never want on my tv again (along with Jonathan from S6, Phillip Sheppard, and Russell Hantz)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on April 29, 2013, 08:24:48 PM
Crazy Mirna. Someone I never want on my tv again (along with Jonathan from S6, Phillip Sheppard, and Russell Hantz)

MIRNA <33333333333333333
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on April 29, 2013, 09:58:50 PM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Leafsfan on April 29, 2013, 10:08:01 PM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on April 29, 2013, 10:55:40 PM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: G.B. on April 29, 2013, 11:10:45 PM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I'm with dis guy right here. I love Charla, but Mirna is always what keeps her out of any top 10 lists I make.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on April 29, 2013, 11:46:41 PM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.

Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on April 30, 2013, 04:26:17 PM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.

Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
The most recent would still be in pre-HD TAR... Brook & Claire. Every leg, there was something memorable from Brook and/or Claire. From the viral watermelon launch to "circling African children" to shaking Brook's tush in a life jacket to her awesome kicks in South Korea... it's always a TAR party when Team HSN is around! :keeta:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 01, 2013, 03:45:17 AM
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.

I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.
Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
The most recent would still be in pre-HD TAR... Brook & Claire. Every leg, there was something memorable from Brook and/or Claire. From the viral watermelon launch to "circling African children" to shaking Brook's tush in a life jacket to her awesome kicks in South Korea... it's always a TAR party when Team HSN is around! :keeta:
Brook & Claire :hearts: I was so disappointed they didn't make it to UB  :'( They're not as crazy as Mirna though
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on May 01, 2013, 12:15:20 PM
Brook & Claire were hyperactive, while Mirna was borderline nuts.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Leafsfan on May 01, 2013, 12:43:23 PM
Brook & Claire were hyperactive, while Mirna was borderline nuts.

Lol agreed.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: jostor on May 02, 2013, 04:42:12 AM
Brook & Claire were hyperactive, while Mirna was borderline nuts.
Totally agree, I would have preferred them over Charla & Mirna any time. They were just annoying, obnoxious, crazy, and probably just made it as well as they did because of sympathy help.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: jetishidae on May 02, 2013, 12:12:04 PM
"Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying" - Art (S20)

"I hope other team got lost.................or get abducted by aliens" - Vanessa (S20)

"Cheese & Crackers" - Vanessa (S20)

"Maybe we can create an alliance with North Korea" - Brook (S17)

"I think i can read korean now" - Brook (S17)

"Do not cross the border. That's pretty obvious" - Kat

"I have your poop & potatoes" Kevin (S17)


and as for this one i might use this in real life

Dave: Silence is golden
Rachel: THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE *$#! UP!!??

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: eragon on May 02, 2013, 02:36:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Leafsfan on May 02, 2013, 02:44:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

LOLLL I couldn't stop laughing at that scene <3

Eragon <3 taking a break after 8 hours or so of challenges
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 02, 2013, 10:04:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

Dustin and Kandice's dramas with Mirna were entertaining. :hearts:
'We can make a Beauty Queen Sandwich outta her' :jam:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on May 04, 2013, 08:35:19 AM
"Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying" - Art (S20)

"I hope other team got lost.................or get abducted by aliens" - Vanessa (S20)

"Cheese & Crackers" - Vanessa (S20)

"Maybe we can create an alliance with North Korea" - Brook (S17)

"I think i can read korean now" - Brook (S17)

"Do not cross the border. That's pretty obvious" - Kat

"I have your poop & potatoes" Kevin (S17)


and as for this one i might use this in real life

Dave: Silence is golden
Rachel: THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE *$#! UP!!??
Ironically BB Rachel actually did make the cheerleading team before her hair extension era. :lol3:

"Nobody comes between me and my million dollars!" :res:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on May 09, 2013, 11:17:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 10, 2013, 04:34:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'
Mirna :hearts:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on May 12, 2013, 06:49:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'
Mirna :hearts:
Mirna's foreign language accents! :hearts: Their 8th place drive races in all-stars were also sensational!

Leg 1 - Cotopaxi - "What's happening? David & Mary are behind us (Mary: She's beautiful!)" :lol:
"We will get there first and beat them [David & Mary] in a foot race... yeah right. :res: "

Leg 2 - Taxi flipout - "Give him what he wants, just take all our money!"
"OH NO! The last TEEAAM! :o ... like what planet do you come from?!"

Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:

Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on May 12, 2013, 08:58:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:

- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!

:lol3:

DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333

The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!

Oh, how I miss those days :(
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'
Mirna :hearts:
Mirna's foreign language accents! :hearts: Their 8th place drive races in all-stars were also sensational!

Leg 1 - Cotopaxi - "What's happening? David & Mary are behind us (Mary: She's beautiful!)" :lol:
"We will get there first and beat them [David & Mary] in a foot race... yeah right. :res: "

Leg 2 - Taxi flipout - "Give him what he wants, just take all our money!"
"OH NO! The last TEEAAM! :o ... like what planet do you come from?!"

Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:

Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:

Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv

- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 13, 2013, 11:08:29 PM

Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:

'I said - pray to our deceased grandmother to help us. Bet you won't have a f---ing clue what that means.' 'See you wouldn't wanna be you!' 'Lying bitch! Bitch!' :lol:

Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:
Also: 'Welcome to Charla and Mirna's world - it's a scary one' :lol:

Mirna's accents :hearts:

Mirna: 'How do you say airport?'
Taxi driver: 'Air-port.'
Mirna: 'Ehh-potth. You have to get it to the right accent.'
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 13, 2013, 11:21:19 PM

Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv

- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
How could you forget this:
Mirna:   'There's a girl with a disco outfit on! Ex-cu-see senorita! Tu se disco mega disco? Disco tech?'
Charla: 'She looks like a prostitute..'
Mirna:   'But the prostitute would know where the disco is, wouldn't she?!'
Charla: 'Donde es disco tech? No cono?'
Mirna:   'Oops, Charla, she's really pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do.'
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: David on May 14, 2013, 03:27:21 AM
"Ladies & Gentleman... MISS CALIFORNIA!" Sausage detour in Poland. <3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on May 14, 2013, 07:52:11 PM
That was awesome :lol3: I've always had a feeling he had came up with that before and was waiting for her to throw up so he could say it.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on May 15, 2013, 02:23:30 PM

Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv

- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
How could you forget this:
Mirna:   'There's a girl with a disco outfit on! Ex-cu-see senorita! Tu se disco mega disco? Disco tech?'
Charla: 'She looks like a prostitute..'
Mirna:   'But the prostitute would know where the disco is, wouldn't she?!'
Charla: 'Donde es disco tech? No cono?'
Mirna:   'Oops, Charla, she's really pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do.'

It was a very open "etc"

Another one:
Charla: "I'm going to look for a step stool"
Mirna: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A STEP STOOL"
Charla: "THIS IS A STEP STOOL!!!!!"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on May 15, 2013, 05:08:01 PM
I don't remember the exact quote but in Brazil Eric/Jeremy pointed out that a girl had a nice ass, and then realized it was a guy.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: gamerfan09 on May 17, 2013, 01:45:28 AM
WE HAVE A BAD ELEPHANT!

 :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

Meredith and Gretchen.  :luvya: :luvya: :luvya:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on May 17, 2013, 11:55:57 PM
A quotefest episode <3

This Is My Counter, Do Not Speak To My Person While He Is Helping Me - Teri

Teri, You Don't Own The World - Mirna

Mirnownage <3

I Took Lessons From The King Of Rude... You - Mirna

Rob Went The Wrong Way - Guidos

Stop Worrying About Rob, He Isn't Jesus - Guidos

Calm Them Down, Use Zen Movements - Guidos

I'm The Fish Whisperer - Guidos

Just Pick It Up And Put Your Boobs On It! Come On, Use Your Boobs - Eric

Promise Me You'll Do More Cardio - Oswald

Welcome To Charla & Mirna's World, It's A Scary One - Mirna

Can You Do A Forty-Foot Rock Climb - Mirna

No - Charla

^IDK why those cracked me up, but I found them hilarious. :lol:

Charla's Going To Be In Love - Oswald

And best for last:

I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit, It Is Very Weird, I Know - Mirna
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on May 21, 2013, 03:46:41 AM
Rewatchin Certain episodes and S10 Kiev, Ukraine had alot of great moments

Dustin (I think): I dont know how to act like a rapper
Kandace: put ur hands in ur pants   :lol3:

Dustin and Kandace: *rapping* Were racing around the world and were here to say were from the USA
Madacasgar we were number one, then we were having fun in the sun
 Kuwait heat we carried some bagss by the time it was over we look like haggsss
Then there was finland were we cracked lime stone and all we heard her say is moan moan moan
Finally ukraine were to rock us a hand we will stop our smack..

*gets clue*
Dustin( i think): rapping thanks for the clue and have a nice day

its funny cuz during the rap u hear classical piano every other line

rapper judge to rob: meh i guess that was alrite heres ur clue.

lynn: MADAGASCAAAAR
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Parovic on May 21, 2013, 08:17:07 PM
Vanessa from season  20 :my uterus is in my mouth
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RaceUntilWeDie on May 24, 2013, 05:55:27 PM
"I was a professional ice skater when I was 7 and I won 3 gold medals and blahblahblahblah!"

-Claire mocking Brook after they read the Detour clue about the ice skating and I forgot the other choice.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on May 24, 2013, 10:05:20 PM
I'm Treating Her Pretty Much Like A Guy, Except She Has Nicer Boobs - Eric

We Do It In The Spirit Of Fun, And A Sense Of Style. We Would Never Leave Our Sense Of Style At Home. - Oswald/Danny

Some People Say That I Snore, But I Only Snore When I Drink Excessively - Danny

As An Attorney, I Can Tell When Someone Is Lying - Mirna

Don't Get A Papercut Or Ruin Your Manicure - Guidos

Well Later On I'll Let You Use My Nail Buffer Kandice - Guidos

And the best parts of all:

You Know What? Shut The Hell Up! You Know, You Lie All The Time. I Said "Pray To Our Deceased Grandmother To Help Us". You Wouldn't Have A Clue What That Means. - Mirna

You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna

Charla LEVEL 5! LEVEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE On The Treadmill You Can Do It - Mirna

Let's Do It. Let's Beat The Liars. Let's Bite Karma In The Ass - Mirna
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 25, 2013, 10:36:47 AM
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on May 25, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:

Do you have a link so I can watch?
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 27, 2013, 06:56:11 AM
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:

Do you have a link so I can watch?

I didn't watch the video but I read a transcript of it on another forum. I'll PM the link to you after I find the thread
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on May 27, 2013, 06:59:31 AM
Thanks <3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: redskevin88 on May 27, 2013, 07:17:06 AM
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - Mirna
Their reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:

Do you have a link so I can watch?

I didn't watch the video but I read a transcript of it on another forum. I'll PM the link to you after I find the thread

I want the link also.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on May 27, 2013, 07:52:55 AM
I want the link also.
Check your PMs! ;)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 06, 2013, 07:08:48 AM
Mine Keep Having *** - Alison :lol:

It's funny how she throws down the leash to punctuate the '***'. :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 08, 2013, 08:54:21 PM
We're Going To Try To Be A Kinder, Gentler Guido... And Hope To God That They Think That We're Too Old To Finish The Race - Guidos

We're Going To Be A Popsicle... Somebody Can Just Suck Us - Charla

Going Back To The Motherland - Joyce

Danny And I Found Out On This Leg Of The Race That If You Get Stuck In An Avalanche...Never Get Oswald & Danny To Get You Out - Oswald/Danny

I Smell Like A French Whore, But That Doesn't Matter To Me - Bill

Peace Peace Peace/Freaks Freaks Freaks - Joe/Eric & Danielle (Ew Eric & Danielle are treating the Guidos really badly)

He Has A Collar! That's Cute! - Joyce

I'll Set You Free After They Take You To A Nice Lab Where They Will Apply Makeup To You - Oswald

When We Retire, Maybe We Can Come Here And Get Jobs As Rat Trainers - Joe

Now Is Not The Time To Clean Yourself - Charla

My Manicurist Is Definitely Going To Be Angry With Me Now - Danny

I'm Glad They Have Metro***uals Everywhere In The World - Mirna

Do I Look Like Rambo? - Danny

You Look Like A Faggy Racoon - Oswald
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on June 08, 2013, 09:20:50 PM
Are we aloud to prostitute ourselves on the race? - Oswald
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 08, 2013, 10:04:53 PM
You're Such A Hand Model - Danny

Every Time I See Teri, She Always Says I Want To Go Back To My Hometown, Miami, And I'm About To Say To Her, Okay, GO! - Charla

Eric & Danielle, There Has Been A Mistake. You Have Accidentally Been Given Somebody Else's Seats. - Random African Airport Worker

We're Going To Trade You For Food Now - Oswald

Okay, Can I Have Some Of The Food - Charla

Five Hundred Years Ago They Took The Slaves On This Very Same Path Ladies, Now It's Your Turn *glint in eyes* - Uchenna

Maybe You Could Just Wave A Magic Wand And Get Us On This Flight - Ian *clueless WTF look* - Check In Guy

We're Outta Here! Praise The Lord! - Ian channelling his inner Believer

I'm Racing But I Don't Want To Melt - Oswald

They Probably Didn't Stop To Get Fruit - Oswald

Mirna Got One! She Must Have Been Praying To Her Grandmother, Her Grandfather And Her Eternal Lineage! - Oswald

Officially the most underrated quote EVER.

So We're Looking For Philly - Mirna

Mister Phil To You - Charla

This Is The Bathroom, Get Out Of Here - Mirna

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 08, 2013, 11:01:33 PM
We're Going To See Chopin Play Piano!
For Real?
Well He's Dead. - BQs

This Is Like A Spy Game - Oswald

I Am Having A Heart Attack Right Now. I Need Emergency Help - Mirna

I'm Surprised Jeremy Didn't Kill You - Danielle

I Feel Like I'm Walking To A Funeral Or Something - Danielle

You Know How To Speak? No, You Don't Know How To Speak - Mirna

Nobody Wants To Talk To Us, It's Like We're The Plague Or Something - Mirna

If I Were In Town I Would Ask For Your Number - Oswald
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on June 08, 2013, 11:11:33 PM
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 08, 2013, 11:13:05 PM
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars

Yes, yes they are ;D
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 09, 2013, 12:19:19 AM
With Teams Spread So Far Apart, Dustin & Kandice Will Begin The Next Leg While Other Teams Have Not Completed The Previous Leg - Phil

Try His Pecs, He's Got Pecs Kinda Like Yours Now - Joe

With Dani & Eric, There Isn't The Brainpower That Needs To Be There - Bill

SAUSSSSAAAAGGGGEEEEE - BQs In Tandem followed by EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - Charla

The Naked Mannequin, And Now The Sausage... - Mirna

Female Bonding Over Sausages - Mirna

Tastes Like Poop - Charla

Ladies And Gentlemen, Miss California - Eric

I'm Just Going To Put This Knife In My Mouth - Charla

The One Thing We Know Is Mirna Can't Drive Worth A Damn - Joe

She Looked Like A Dressed-Up Rat - Bill
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on June 09, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars

Yes, yes they are ;D
haha i just finished that and TAR 8 not to long ago... time for some weaver quotes
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 11, 2013, 12:01:49 AM
We Are Going To Eat A Cookie, Cookie, Cookie Monster - Mirna

I'm Sweating Bullets - Oswald

(Use Them To Make A Rickshaw - Jill :lol: )

Those Dirty, Dirty Hookers - Eric

You Could Have Told Me That I Was Going To Be At A Sweat Shop In Malaysia - Danny

You Should Have No Problem With Getting Free Newspaper, The Way You Look, Yeah - Malaysian Who Gave Kandice Stuff

I Think I Was Out In Third Grade When They Did Water Painting - Danny

I Smell Phil - Dustin

See These? These Youngsters Are The Future Charla & Mirnas Of The World - Mirna

Stay Out Of Drugs, Go To School, Be A Professional And You're In Good Shape - Mirna

Honey Did You Promise Your Firstborn To Somebody? - Oswald

Does Anyone Have A Rope So I Can Hang Myself? - Oswald

Every Roadblock Designed For A Guy I Am Doing, And Every Roadblock Designed For A Girl Eric's Got - Danielle

Honey, I Asked The Lady To Get Me A Lemonade - Danny

Does This Mean You Had Lunch On The Way Or? - Oswald
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on June 11, 2013, 06:19:24 AM
Mirna Got One! She Must Have Been Praying To Her Grandmother, Her Grandfather And Her Eternal Lineage! - Oswald

LMAO how could I never noticed this :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on June 11, 2013, 06:45:07 AM
Jon: 'Kelly, go f--k yourself.'
Kelly: 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!'

'Shut---your piehole!' - Kelly

'The bottom line is they're (Rob & Amber) kind of like STD.' - Lynn

'You deal with this before I hyperventilate!' - Hayden
'DO NOT GIVE HIM CHINESE MONEY!' - Hayden

'Nate, you have to be gentle. You're handling nipples.' - Jen

'You are the worst person at this I've ever met. Every other girls---'
'I DON'T CARE! DON'T COMPARE ME WITH THE OTHER GIRLS!' *runs*

'It's like they choose to be poor here.' :res: - Kendra

'You're a FAAAT bitch!' - Amie

'Mirna & Charla - are at a great disadvantage.'
'And they're kicking our butts!'
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on June 11, 2013, 06:28:42 PM
Nate: Why can't you thread flowers, your a girl?
Jenn: Why couldn't you row a boat, you a guy?
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on June 12, 2013, 10:55:38 AM
Nate: Why can't you thread flowers, your a girl?
Jenn: Why couldn't you row a boat, you a guy?

:lol:  :lol:
Nate & Jenn :hrt:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: cosmophobia on June 12, 2013, 05:27:44 PM
AllStars <3333333333333333 such a quote tsunami <3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 16, 2013, 06:57:26 AM
In The Previous Leg We Had A Lot Of Money But Mr. Money Bugs Over Here Forgot That We Were On A Budget And Spent It All - Oswald

Desmond Kick Some People Off - Mirna

Don't Think We Bamboozled You Out Of Your Space In Line - Oswald

Go Stand In A Puddle, Drop Your Hairdryer In It, Kill Ourselves - Eric

She Wins The Pushy Award Of The Year - Kandice

No Touching! No Touching Me! - Mirna

We Can Make A Beauty Queen Sandwich Outta Her - Dustin

The Standby Fairy Doesn't Like Us Apparently - Danielle

Do You Want To Use Your Wheels Charla? - Mirna

Careful! My Mother Wants Me Back! - Oswald

If I Wet These Pants, It's The Only Clean Pants That I Have - Oswald

I Hope They Don't Fall On My Head - Mirna

We Are Trying To Make Love, Not War - Mirna

Okay No More I'm Coming To Fight You - Mirna

Phil, I Have A Problem. I Have No MONEY! - Danny

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 16, 2013, 10:11:26 PM
Yep, You Keep All Your Clothes On Unless You Want To Take Them Off - Kandice's Instructor

Oswald & Danny Made A Deal With The Beauty Queens, It's Like Doing A Deal With The Devil - Mirna

Too Bad We Can't Stay And Smell The Roses - Oswald

God, Grant Me The Patience To Withstand The Things I Cannot Change And The Intelligence To Hide The Body Of This Man Once I'm Done Killing Him - Oswald channelling his inner Wisnia/Believer

We Need To Reverse The Car Back - Charla

This Is Where I Die - Oswald

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 16, 2013, 11:41:11 PM
Charla Said They Don't Know How To Use The Internet - Mirna

Roadblock! No, I'm Kidding - Oswald

We Have To Do The Right Accent, It Makes All The Difference In The World - Mirna

I've Got My Barf Bag That's All That Matters - Mirna

I'm Bringing You Over To Tell My Maid How To Clean Because Obviously I Don't Know What To Tell Her - Oswald

You Can Be In The Navy And Have Cute Nails - Dustin

You Should Not Press Any Buttons - Mirna

Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War - Oswald

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on June 17, 2013, 12:37:37 AM
What Colour Is Blonde? - Airport Attendant

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on June 17, 2013, 06:50:42 PM
What Colour Is Blonde? - Airport Attendant
:like:, best quote of the entire series! :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2013, 06:29:45 AM
What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on June 21, 2013, 11:41:34 PM
What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!
Marion <333333. One of the most lovable contestants ever.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2013, 05:40:50 AM
What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!
Marion <333333. One of the most lovable contestants ever.
Marion :hearts: :hearts: TAR 8 would have totally sucked without her.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Jimmer on June 26, 2013, 08:17:36 AM
What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!
Marion <333333. One of the most lovable contestants ever.
Marion :hearts: :hearts: TAR 8 would have totally sucked without her.

 :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt: :hrt:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: aryanisetiawan on July 05, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
hayden: "Aaron, Deal with it before i hyper ventilate"
               " DON"T GIVE HIM THE CHINESE MONEY "
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 06, 2013, 10:19:11 PM
What Concerns Me The Most Is Dying - Leslie
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on July 06, 2013, 10:30:10 PM
 :funny: Wasn't that in their team intro in Ep 1?
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 06, 2013, 10:53:47 PM
Yep :tup: It was really weird how she emphasised it too :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 07, 2013, 11:17:11 PM
Oh My Goth - Kynt

Little Pink Kitten - Kynt

When It Comes To Energy, We're Kinda Like Little Gothic Energiser Bunnies - Vyxsin

Don't Compare Me With Other Girls - Jennifer

Two Fairies On A Ferry - Vyxsin

You Make Me Lose This, I'm Going To Cut You Up And Eat You - Ari

Donkeys Have Souls Too - Christina

You Pick Donkeys Like Nobody's Business - Pat
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: gamerfan09 on July 08, 2013, 06:22:06 AM
Ron: You think I'm doing this lackadaisically? Good Grief! :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 10, 2013, 11:50:08 PM
Clearly I Haven't Had A Facial Or A Manicure - Shana

Kynt Runs Around Like He's On Speed - Hendekea

You're Becoming ADD Like Me - Ron

I Guess We're Going To Switch, Because Nate Cannot, For The Life Of Him, Figure Out How To Tie A Knot - Jen

That Fricking Little Bitch Did It - Jen

I'm Optimistic With The Real Truth Flavour - Ron

It Involves The Sheep Over There - Kynt
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: gamerfan09 on July 11, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
"And then there were two."- Cara <3

Agatha Christie <3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 11, 2013, 09:02:26 AM
Ougandougou - Lorena

Ohoogadouow? - Jen

Wagadougou - Shana

Oogadoogoo! - Kynt

Ohahgahdogo - Azaria

Ogagodago - Rachel

Oohgadagadoogadoo - Marianna or Julia, can't differentiate yet

Ohgadadougo - Nicolas

To Be Sold To People... For Money - Jennifer

They're Feisty, They're Hot, A Little Bitchy, But Not Bad - Donald

Nate! You've Got To Be GENTLE! You're Handling Nipples - Jen

These Animals Looooooove Me. I Have Their Stench, Right - Ron

Baby There's No More MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK! There's No More MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK! - Lorena

I Didn't Milk The Camel Right - Lorena
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on July 14, 2013, 10:17:10 PM
They're Feisty, They're Hot, A Little Bitchy, But Not Bad - Donald
Grandpa haha. I loved that guy
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Hooky on July 14, 2013, 11:22:37 PM
Just finished rewatching Season 5.

Chip: "Chip the friendly, lalala...is over. Now it's Kim time. Go for the jugular."
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 19, 2013, 09:27:37 PM
TARCan Episode 1

Let's Make Friends With Those Guys, The Ones Most Likely To Have Their Heads Knocked Off By An Oncoming Car - Brett

I *HATE* Butterflies - Holly

If We Reached Into A Den Of Lions We Would Have Gotten A Better Flight - Jet

The Helmet Weighs More Than I Am Capable Of Lifting With My Neck Muscles - Brett

If You Can Get Past The Feeling That Your Head Is Going To Implode It's Actually Kind Of Calming - Brett
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 19, 2013, 10:30:33 PM
No Chicken, No Check-In - Clue

Let's Name Our Chicken Phil - Jennifer

That's A Really Good Picture Of Us - Shana

Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on July 19, 2013, 10:44:22 PM
TARCan Episode 1

Let's Make Friends With Those Guys, The Ones Most Likely To Have Their Heads Knocked Off By An Oncoming Car - Brett

If We Reached Into A Den Of Lions We Would Have Gotten A Better Flight - Jet
These two were the best IMO. The den of lions one made me lol though.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Bwils927 on July 19, 2013, 10:50:32 PM
(About Hal & Joanne) "I would be as skinny as Darren if it weren't for those 2!" - Jet
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: gamerfan09 on July 20, 2013, 08:27:01 PM
Bill & Cathi finish the Detour as Andy & Tommy arrive and they head to the next Route Marker only to find their faces on the tablets.  They decide to U-Turn Laurence & Zac, call Ernie & Cindy "bastards" and head off to do the bunny side of the Detour.

:lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 21, 2013, 12:08:33 AM
These Are A Lot Easier To Care For Than A Chicken - Vyxsin
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 26, 2013, 10:26:12 PM
Ice Skates Are Like Big Flappy Feet With No Ankles - Brett

It's Like A Snake That's Taking A Pee - Vanessa
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on July 26, 2013, 11:24:48 PM
Croatia. Sounds Like Somewhere Gymnasts Come From Or Something - Rachel

Cos They're Sheep - Vyxsin

Wait A Minute, Are You Wet - Taxi Driver

NO IT'S NOT OKAY! OUR RELATIONSHIP SUCKS! - Jen

Hurry The Last Team To Check In May Be Eliminated - Jen mocking the clue <3
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on August 09, 2013, 10:46:37 PM
I Can't See Over The Steering Wheel - Vanessa
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on August 10, 2013, 10:23:02 PM
JAIME: "They think it's hilarious, and we're in a race and they're laughing." (At Guilin "Choreography" Detour)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Andre on August 11, 2013, 11:41:18 PM

Wait A Minute, Are You Wet - Taxi Driver



Haha, My fav one!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Loken on August 22, 2013, 11:19:16 AM
"At the end of the race we want to be mushrooms!" or something said by Jet and Dave (translated from their french) Hahaha
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on September 06, 2013, 08:07:14 AM
I want the link also.
Check your PMs! ;)

Could I get the link too please?  :please:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Spitty2013 on September 07, 2013, 12:06:49 AM
Here are some of mine from S20,

Art: Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.

Art: Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.

Dave: I don't know, I've totally forgotten how to divide.  :groan:

JJ: [Joey and Danny] look like they're from a bad 80s movie with some Wham playing in the background.

Rachel: I know nothing about salami. I know it's on pizza. I like pizza.

Vanessa: I haven't had that much salami since high school.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Felix on September 15, 2013, 12:54:28 AM
Tramel: So I have to go that way,that way,that way
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on September 15, 2013, 11:26:18 PM
Tramel: So I have to go that way,that way,that way
PHIL: Tramel & Talicia... you're team number 10.
TALICIA: WE NUMBER 10! WE NUMBER 10! WE NUMBER 10! :nut: :nut:
TRAMEL: We number ten, baby!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Felix on September 16, 2013, 07:03:31 PM
Season 3,Leg 8:
Gerard (to Flo): Right now Zach's back hurts,because he's carrying you all the way
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: topaz on October 08, 2013, 05:56:30 AM
IMHO, THIS IS THE BEST WTF QUOTE:

Season 23, leg 2

Marie: What am I missing?

Chilean guy: No.

Marie: What's this... (:;)

P.S.
I think she'd spitted his shoes. :funny:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Zachary on October 08, 2013, 06:55:29 AM
S22 Switzerland Leg :

[before the eiger RB]
Chuck : "Just remember I love you..."
Wynona : "You're mean to me, I'll REMEMBER THAT!!!"
Chuck : "You know, if anything goes wrong, I won't remarry for the first month"
Wynona : [look at the camera] "see!he's such a JERK!!!"

 :funny:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Rachel Berry on October 28, 2013, 08:03:35 PM
Natalia & Nadiya S21:
Nadiya: Who's ready to pour their heart out? Natalia cause she's single.
Ron & Christina S12:
Ron: [to Christina] You need to lose some weight. [Bike falls] Whoa! I should've not made that comment.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on October 29, 2013, 09:20:43 PM
Drew (Kevin & Drew AKA Baldies): You have to dial six digits to get a live human being on the phone!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: stekay on October 29, 2013, 10:14:26 PM
One of my favourites: Gretchen (of Meredith & Gretchen Season 7) : "Ohh, we got a baaad elephant"
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on October 29, 2013, 11:16:20 PM
One of my favourites: Gretchen (of Meredith & Gretchen Season 7) : "Ohh, we got a baaad elephant"
:funny: :funny: :funny:
Gretchen has one of the best one-liners next to Charla & Mirna and Ronald!
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: AmazingRace on November 11, 2013, 08:10:40 AM
A million dollars...or drinks with Jay & Amy after the show... *hand balancing* - Marie (TAR23)
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: ryanmissing27 on November 25, 2013, 06:05:13 AM
"Part like the red sea" by Ashley was for me a lot funnier than I expected it to be from seeing the episode title quote; whether it will be memorable or not it another question.  :-[

Another quote I loved from the same episode:
"LEEEOOO! DESTROY YOURS!!!!"
such drama, so intense!  :yess:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Tarfan37 on November 26, 2013, 11:56:09 AM
S13 has had some gold mines

Kelly and Cristy: Can We do Valet Parking- Auckland, New Zealand
Aja and TY: I shoulda brought a shirt that said im with Fidel- Auckland, New Zealand
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: stekay on December 10, 2013, 05:27:56 PM
Gameshow host: Is this an American love story?
Marie: No it is an American Horror Story

Quote of the season <3  :cmaslol
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: amazing1604 on December 10, 2013, 07:00:35 PM
Marie has some awesome quotes this season  :cmaslol

My favorite was when they decided to do the make-up detour in Indonesia (i don't really remember what she was exactly saying but here's the point)

Marie: "Jason and Travis can't do it. You can do it, you're so metro."
Tim: "Whatever"

 :cmas50
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: jetishidae on January 15, 2014, 07:51:05 AM
"OOOOOOH!..........BITCH!" *few seconds* "WOOOOW" - Kisha & Jen <333

"I called him a bitch because it was a bitchy move" - Jen

Kisha & Jen <333  :conf:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: RachelLeVega on January 15, 2014, 10:54:24 PM
"OOOOOOH!..........BITCH!" *few seconds* "WOOOOW" - Kisha & Jen <333

"I called him a bitch because it was a bitchy move" - Jen

Kisha & Jen <333  :conf:
JEN: "Jen about to run a 100 in about niiiine seconds cuz she's about to pee... and it ain't no joke!" :lol:
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: theamazingracer21 on January 15, 2014, 11:02:11 PM
Gameshow host: Is this an American love story?
Marie: No it is an American Horror Story

Quote of the season <3  :cmaslol
That has to be one of my all time faves.
Title: Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
Post by: Air on January 16, 2014, 02:02:34 AM
Timmarie in general <3