There's no other quotes that beat these two.
My Ox is Broken
We have a BADDDDDDDDDDDDD Elephant.
:cmaslol
Great quotes, AmazingRace! Almost everything Charla & Mirna ever said was memorable! :cmaslol
It's pretty much anonymous - Brent :lol3:
"That's why I hate China, it sucks!" - Jaime <333333Jaime's China hate! <33333333333 :cmaslol
"Baby there's NO MORE MIIIILK!" Lorena
"I may be the brawn of the team, but she's definitely the brains... and boobs" Tiffany
"I need to go to the doctoro" Charla
"You're gonna have two redheads coming through, they're gonna look pretty good in this outfit dont worry!" - Mallory after the Frog of Luck detour in Japan
Mirna: donde es el discotech
Charla: no cono?
Mirna: nvm she's a prostitue
Charla: but a prosititue would kno were the disco tech is wuldnt she
" If we don't know anybody's name on the race...We know Brian's, coz we heard lot of BRIAANN!! BRIAANN!! " - Flight Time :lol3:
a little later...
Brian : "hey, the clue is right here, come on.."
Erika : " BRIANN!! "
:lol3: :lol3:
just finsihed rewatching race 2 and their are some good ones
Chris or Alex (cant tell which) in hawiwi: I hate this country...
Tara: Can we take a taxi
Taxi Controller guy: No
Tara: plz its a race for a million dollars
Guy: I dont care i aint getting none
Flo: My foot is asleep.
Zac: Good! The more you sleep now the better.
In a train station in Vietnam a little before the big meltdown.
Kami(idt thts her name I'm rlly tired so forgive me)
Phil: kami an karli you made quite an entrance. All the other teams walked across the shallow water.
Another one from Mirna's mouth I found very nice and fitting:
Mirna: It was really wonderful to break all stereotypes, not just about physical abilities but also about what people thought of us, and at the end, I really felt like so many people truly got to know the real Charla & Mirna.... *music*
:colors
Another one from Mirna's mouth I found very nice and fitting:
Mirna: It was really wonderful to break all stereotypes, not just about physical abilities but also about what people thought of us, and at the end, I really felt like so many people truly got to know the real Charla & Mirna.... *music*
:colors
"We went from the depths of human degradation in Africa to the same thing in Europe. We as humans are capable of so much harm."
Gus of Gus and Hera, TAR 6, comparing the slave house at Ile de Goree with the Berlin Wall.
For me one of the wisest things ever said in TAR.
"We went from the depths of human degradation in Africa to the same thing in Europe. We as humans are capable of so much harm."
Gus of Gus and Hera, TAR 6, comparing the slave house at Ile de Goree with the Berlin Wall.
For me one of the wisest things ever said in TAR.
so true.
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:
:escape
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:
:escape
If only it recalculated for a couple morehoursdays... :groan: :lol:
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:
:escape
If only it recalculated for a couple morehoursdaysyears... :groan: :lol:
That way Amani and Marcus MIGHT have caught up :lol:
Recalculating!
by our GPS system from Season 19 :lol3:
:escape
If only it recalculated for a couple morehoursdaysyears... :groan: :lol:
That way Amani and Marcus MIGHT have caught up :lol:
That ought to do the trick! :lol3:
The Amazing Race: Dramatic Couple :lol:
Mirna: "LEVEL 5 ON THE TREADMILL!!"
Charla: "But a prostitute would know where the disco is wouldn't she?"
Mirna: "Leave her alone Charla, she has work to do."
Jaime's frustration quotes :lol:
"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."
Jaime's frustration quotes :lol:
"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."
Jaime's frustration quotes :lol:
"Just pick one!"
"What, you parked a mile away?"
"This is how you lose a million dollars/the race."
"I think the Barbies used their whole image to get ahead, they generally come out the airports with their boobs hanging out and arms hanging out" - Lyn, season 10
A future memorable quote: "THE AMAZING RACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND GOOD!" :'(
Hehe.
Kynt to Vyxsin in Italy
"Get out of the car right now!! Vyxsin!"
I don't know why, but whenever I hear Kynt yell that to Vyxsin. It always cracks me up. Something about his voice, that you can't take seriously. :lol: :lol:
Son of monkey's uncle - Vanessa
MY UTERUS IS IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
here's another one of my favorite quote:
Taste like million dollars. - from one of the doctors team on TAR 17 who'd said it and I forgot her name.
Some great new ones:
We'll bring her back a hippo - Vanessa
Look, free candy!! - Bopper
:lol3:
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Somewhere in India:
Terrence: "Who's my girl!"
Sarah: "YOU ARE!!!... I mean, no, I am!"
Phil: You are the 1st team to arrive. However, the leg isn't over yet keep racing
Mallory: *Speaking jibberish*
Phil: Stop Standing here RUN!
TAR 18- Shelley Beach, Australia
TAR3: Ken & Gerard: (At an abseiling detour in Spain) Just pretend there is a box of glaced donuts at the bottom!
TAR11: Dustin and Kandace (At an airport to an airport personnel): Don't tell anyone that you saw two blondes here. Airport person: What colour is blonde?
TAR17: Nick & Vicki: What does fast forward taken mean?
TAR1: Kevin&Drew:(at a train station in India) Who knows how to speak English? Can you tell him what time does the train leave? Indian: What time does the train leave (In English)?
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.
Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!
:lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.They were classic, lol
Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!
:lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?
I found Sam and Dan's arguing, for some reason, to be really freaking funny. We have to have more arguments like these.They were classic, lol
Dan: *Sees Sam doing the hay task just fine* Sam! You're not doing it right!
Sam: *screaming* Shut up!
:lol3: it's been ages since I saw season 15. Can someone get more quotes from these guys?
Sam: Who thinks they can spot a needle in a haystack? I can.
Dan: Wait! All of these?!?
Sam: Yeah.
Dan: Just start doing it! There's like 100! No! No! Roll it out! No! It unrolls!
Sam: No it doesn't.
Dan: Yeah, you have to break it!
Sam: There's no way I have to break all this.
Dan: Yes! You have to do it! See, you have to do that.
Sam: Shut up Dan.
Dan: Just keep rolling it!
Sam: Shut up Dude, I am.
Dan: No, listen. They did this one season and one person did it for 8 hours.
Sam: Why on earth would you tell me that right now?
Dan: Meghan and Cheyne are here!
Sam: Shut up!
Dan: Sam, just roll it out fast
Sam: Stop, stop talking, I need you to stop talking to me for about 10 minutes.
Dan: Do you see there's like 200 here? You're still on your 2nd one!
I'd watched the 1st Dhaka leg of TAR 21 and here are my favorite one:
You cost me a million dollars. - Rob (and that's EPIC!!! ;))
[and this is the most controversial quote of all TAR] Ugly Americans! - Natalie )-**
Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(
Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(
Actually I wish Rob hadn't said that to that guy. I mean the guy probably is struggling to make ends meet and just working hard for his family and there Rob is, all up in his face, telling him he lost a million bucks when he is much more well off than that poor dude. :(
Both those quotes were actually from Dustin. :)Whoops. I forgot that the rap was from a Detour (other side being a classical sheet music search). :lol: And thanks for the fix and lyrics! :tup:
and the rap was from Kiev, Ukraine.
It goes something like this.
"We're in a race around the world and we're here to say, we are from the USA!"
"Kuwait heat and we carried some bags, by the time it was over we looked like hags!"
"Madagascar & Mauritius we were number 1, they were havin fun in the sun!"
"Then there was Finland where we cracked some limestone, all I heard her say was 'Moan, moan, moan' "
"Finally Ukraine, where we ended this rap, give us a hand and we'll stop our spat" (I think)
Then after they received the clue, Dustin rapped "Thanks for the clue and you have a great day!" :lol:
Whoops. I forgot that the rap was from a Detour (other side being a classical sheet music search). :lol: And thanks for the fix and lyrics! :tup:
I love the rap, but I thought it would have been better as a final task. I think one of the unaired phrases from them was, "We flew to China to have some eats, but found out it was a fishy treat." I heard it from somewhere up in the air. Most likely a deleted scene from CBS...
TASK MASTER IN MY AVATAR: NEXT ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Russian lady who coached the synchronised swimming (in my avatar):
"I'm already afraid" - when James & Abba entered :lol3:
"You're like a buoy" - to Brent :lol3:
both in Russian :lol:
"Which country is London in?" (cannot remember if it was Dustin or Kandice that said this, but it was when they were travelling from Kuwait to Mauritius)
Abbie & Ryan's 'jute force' remark! :cmaslolAnd Ryan's time zone realization moment. :cmaslol
:cmas32:Abbie & Ryan's 'jute force' remark! :cmaslolAnd Ryan's time zone realization moment. :cmaslol
Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!
SEASON 5:
"Can we do one hand of Blackjack?" "No!" "Come on, we'll double the money." *reads Pit Stop clue* "AAAAAH!" :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol
"Buenos Aires, I love, I love! :kisses"
"Do you know train... Choo-Choo..." "One question at a time for the people, Mirna."
"Thanks a lot, Mirna, for not drinking VODka!"
"...As long as you don't look down, you'll be fine... It's a beautiful day in Egypt... It is hot in here..."
"This one's the bad one! :cmas18" *points to black goat*
ALL-STARS:
"You drive like a girl!" (refers to frat bros)
"Beauty is sometimes skin deep, but to have a pure heart and to have morals is not easy to make up."
"Welcome to Charla & Mirna's world, it's a scary one." :cmaslol
"I will pray to my deceased grandmother to help us. ______ You would've have a clue what that means." "See you, wouldn't wanna be you."
"You want a manicure? It's the new style for the man!" "WAIT, you gotta pay me! Pay me please, graci, graci!"
"I'm just going to stick this knife in my mouth.... :cmas3 *awful noises*"
"YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY COOKIES, COOKIES WITH LICORICE CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!.... We are going to eat the cookies, cookie cookie monster." (I need this as a ringtone, :cmaslol)
"We are trying to make peace, not war!"
Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!
Oh my gosh! :lol3: I just remember another England failure moment!"Which country is London in?" (cannot remember if it was Dustin or Kandice that said this, but it was when they were travelling from Kuwait to Mauritius)
DK: "London, India?????
Travel Agent: "No, London, ENGLAND"
Lol, I forgot about that one. :lol3: I think this is the only time when the gong SFX was played in South America.Charla & Mirna's classy season 5 and all-stars quotes!
:cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol
I loved the "This one's the BAD one!" and they showed the close-up of the goat's face!
I also loved this one from the first episode of All-Stars:
Mirna: "Wrangle It" is going to require holding down a wild horse.
Charla: That's fine, I'll hold it.
*GONG*
:cmaslol
Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP
if you really havent seen it its from s3 and hes screaming at his wife to HUMP IT up the hill to the pit stop because they were near like 3 other teams
Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP
Like to know the context on this one!
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.
during the satchel detour in Neuquen
"We're so stupid"
thats not it.....wait for it...........
"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"
Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.
during the satchel detour in Neuquen
"We're so stupid"
thats not it.....wait for it...........
"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"
Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious
It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.
during the satchel detour in Neuquen
"We're so stupid"
thats not it.....wait for it...........
"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"
Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious
It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.
right. neuquen was in that season though
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.
during the satchel detour in Neuquen
"We're so stupid"
thats not it.....wait for it...........
"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"
Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious
It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.
right. neuquen was in that season though
No. They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
Sweet! Here's two I totally remember from the first Vietnam leg in TAR15. One Ericka said in Vietnam: "I'm havin' duck for dinner."... and another from Maria: "...everything pho."yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -IanThere should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:"It's chili pepper time!" -IanThere should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
Johnathan: GO FASTERThis! :lol3:
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
S6
"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM""EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:"It's chili pepper time!" -IanThere should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"Don't let a cheese hit me..." :lol:"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM""EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:"It's chili pepper time!" -IanThere should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:U left out fondue :groan:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:
(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
I'm not very fondue of you :(
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
One from the bowlings moms, leaving the Pit Stop at La Porteńa State in San Antonio de Areco, Leg 3, previous to pass through the muddly part of the road were Brandon & Nicole got stucked::hearts: Bowling mom awesomeness! :hearts:
Linda (accelerating the car): You forgot my real name is Mario Andretti!
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this one:
Rebecca: *when Adam goes to do a RB* Never send a woman to do a man's job... :res:
Man, It's Like Playing Frogger - Rob (of Romberly) referring to the traffic while trying to cross a street in Hanoi.
Oh My God, There's A Cow In The Middle Of The Street! Is It A Holy Cow? - Kimberly
Man, It's Like Playing Frogger - Rob (of Romberly) referring to the traffic while trying to cross a street in Hanoi.
Oh My God, There's A Cow In The Middle Of The Street! Is It A Holy Cow? - Kimberly
I believe she said "Homeless" instead of "Holy" :)
Linda Weaver: ep6, season 8 someone is saying: "I'm sick of doing stuff I can't do"Exactly the point why most of season 8's families made that installment disheartening.
I thought a part of being on TAR is to do stuff you can't sometimes, to make new experiences and move outside your comfort.
Host Phil ep7, s8: "You look ridiculous"
Was laughing so much that I hurt my stomach
This is probably all over this thread but i had too:"Oxen OXOX" Power! :yess:
MY OX IS BROKEN
I just finished watching season 4 and I absolutely LOVED Kelly & Jon's childishness! :hearts:Kelly go **** yourself.
"Holy sh-poo!"
"High poo five... bleck!" :roses:
"Milliemulletmullémullémole!" :rfth:
"Okay, someone's touching my butt..."
"I have a phobia of trains (referring to crowded Indian train ride)" :lol:
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" :ascared
"Shut... your piehole!"
My all time favorite funny moment in Amazing Race history
Ian(to Teri): Let's go. HUMP, BABY HUMP.
*confessional*
Ken: What was he screaming at her coming up the hill?
Gerard: Oh he was motivating her. "Cmon, Teri hump it hump it." Hump it. As if she's a camel.
Also:
Teri: My pants are falling down.
Ian: This is more importnat than your pants falling down!
Teri: Oh you think so?
Ian: Yeeaah. I think so.
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3::lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :like:
Yes, She Had A Flying Squirrel And It Died Of Loneliness Because She Kept It In Her Bra The Whole Time - Jennifer referring to Caroline or vice versa
I'm Kinda Pleased That Dave & Connor Are Quitting So We Can Finally Win A Leg Withough A Person In A Wheel Chair Wheeling By Us - Pam & WinnieThe Vietnamese locals should have gotten the episode's title quote! :lol3:
We Need Human Beings! - Pam & Winnie (obviously a ripoff of VYXSINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! WE NEED CHILDREN! - Kent )
Those People Are Coming Back Again For Those Things - Vietnamese Lady
They Are Different People But The Same Things - Vietnamese Lady
Just Give Them The Same Things - Vietnamese Lady
Look How He Carries His Chickens - Vietnamese Lady
Here Comes The Westerner Selling Chickens - Vietnamese Lady
From Season 22:
Wynona: *sings*"Mr. Know It All...."
:lol:
When did they say that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)"Oh no! The last teeeaaam!!! :o "
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
Crazy Mirna. Someone I never want on my tv again (along with Jonathan from S6, Phillip Sheppard, and Russell Hantz)
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
The most recent would still be in pre-HD TAR... Brook & Claire. Every leg, there was something memorable from Brook and/or Claire. From the viral watermelon launch to "circling African children" to shaking Brook's tush in a life jacket to her awesome kicks in South Korea... it's always a TAR party when Team HSN is around! :keeta:Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
Brook & Claire :hearts: I was so disappointed they didn't make it to UB :'( They're not as crazy as Mirna thoughThe most recent would still be in pre-HD TAR... Brook & Claire. Every leg, there was something memorable from Brook and/or Claire. From the viral watermelon launch to "circling African children" to shaking Brook's tush in a life jacket to her awesome kicks in South Korea... it's always a TAR party when Team HSN is around! :keeta:Agreed, she might be rude or annoying, but she's hands down one of the most entertaining contestants on TAR :lol3:Funniest AND most memorable! :lol3: It seems like every word that comes out of her mouth is an instant classic even during typical confessionals.I've hated her since Baliroche bus station.
I can see why you hate her, but that team hands down one of the funniest teams ever.
When again will TAR cast a team that can be funny without trying to be? They're a classic :hrt:
Brook & Claire were hyperactive, while Mirna was borderline nuts.Totally agree, I would have preferred them over Charla & Mirna any time. They were just annoying, obnoxious, crazy, and probably just made it as well as they did because of sympathy help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
"Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying" - Art (S20)Ironically BB Rachel actually did make the cheerleading team before her hair extension era. :lol3:
"I hope other team got lost.................or get abducted by aliens" - Vanessa (S20)
"Cheese & Crackers" - Vanessa (S20)
"Maybe we can create an alliance with North Korea" - Brook (S17)
"I think i can read korean now" - Brook (S17)
"Do not cross the border. That's pretty obvious" - Kat
"I have your poop & potatoes" Kevin (S17)
and as for this one i might use this in real life
Dave: Silence is golden
Rachel: THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE *$#! UP!!??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!
Oh, how I miss those days :(
Mirna's foreign language accents! :hearts: Their 8th place drive races in all-stars were also sensational!Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!
Oh, how I miss those days :(
Mirna :hearts:
Mirna's foreign language accents! :hearts: Their 8th place drive races in all-stars were also sensational!Another epic taxi breakdown: 'HAVE A LITTLE BIT SYMPATHY AS A HUMAN BEING! I'm crying and he's laughing!'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtRlWNr-90)
I accidentally found an old scene from TARAS on YouTube and I laughed so hard. Mirnish at its best:
- How much dollah you need?
- JUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Twenty dollars to eat food, I give you. I no eat tomorrow!
- Muchas gracias amigo, God help you!
Referring to Dustin and Kandice:
- What planet do you come from?!
:lol3:
DUSTIN & KANDICE owned them!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
The whole scene, with the "How much dullah you need" in the middle of a desert is absolutely a classic!
Oh, how I miss those days :(
Mirna :hearts:
Leg 1 - Cotopaxi - "What's happening? David & Mary are behind us (Mary: She's beautiful!)" :lol:
"We will get there first and beat them [David & Mary] in a foot race... yeah right. :res: "
Leg 2 - Taxi flipout - "Give him what he wants, just take all our money!"
"OH NO! The last TEEAAM! :o ... like what planet do you come from?!"
Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:
Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:
Then, who could ever forget this:
LEG 4 - Ushuaia - "Charla, run!... Charla, LEVEL 5, LEVEL 5!... Let's do it together, let's bite karma in the azz..." :hearts:
Leg 3 - Playa Petrohuel race - "Where's our car key?... It was with you!" "I'm sorry I' wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird, I know." :lol3:Also: 'Welcome to Charla and Mirna's world - it's a scary one' :lol:
How could you forget this:
Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv
- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
How could you forget this:
Charla&Mirna + South America are ALWAYS gold tv
- carrying the meat
- "I GOT ELECTROCUTED!!"
- "I need a doctoro"
- etc...
Mirna: 'There's a girl with a disco outfit on! Ex-cu-see senorita! Tu se disco mega disco? Disco tech?'
Charla: 'She looks like a prostitute..'
Mirna: 'But the prostitute would know where the disco is, wouldn't she?!'
Charla: 'Donde es disco tech? No cono?'
Mirna: 'Oops, Charla, she's really pissed that we're asking her because she has business to do.'
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - MirnaTheir reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - MirnaTheir reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - MirnaTheir reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:
Do you have a link so I can watch?
You Say You Can Speak Five Languages, But It Turns Out You Can Barely Speak English OH REALLY? - MirnaTheir reaction of the letter on the insider video was way more hilarious. They even ripped the letter in half :lol:
Do you have a link so I can watch?
I didn't watch the video but I read a transcript of it on another forum. I'll PM the link to you after I find the thread
I want the link also.Check your PMs! ;)
Somebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars
haha i just finished that and TAR 8 not to long ago... time for some weaver quotesSomebody's doing some hardcore rewatching of All-Stars
Yes, yes they are ;D
Mirna Got One! She Must Have Been Praying To Her Grandmother, Her Grandfather And Her Eternal Lineage! - Oswald
Nate: Why can't you thread flowers, your a girl?
Jenn: Why couldn't you row a boat, you a guy?
What Colour Is Blonde? - Airport Attendant:like:, best quote of the entire series! :lol3:
What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!Marion <333333. One of the most lovable contestants ever.
Marion :hearts: :hearts: TAR 8 would have totally sucked without her.What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!Marion <333333. One of the most lovable contestants ever.
Marion :hearts: :hearts: TAR 8 would have totally sucked without her.What the hell are we going to Phoenix, Arizona for? I wanna go to New Zealand!Marion <333333. One of the most lovable contestants ever.
They're Feisty, They're Hot, A Little Bitchy, But Not Bad - DonaldGrandpa haha. I loved that guy
TARCan Episode 1These two were the best IMO. The den of lions one made me lol though.
Let's Make Friends With Those Guys, The Ones Most Likely To Have Their Heads Knocked Off By An Oncoming Car - Brett
If We Reached Into A Den Of Lions We Would Have Gotten A Better Flight - Jet
Wait A Minute, Are You Wet - Taxi Driver
I want the link also.Check your PMs! ;)
Tramel: So I have to go that way,that way,that wayPHIL: Tramel & Talicia... you're team number 10.
One of my favourites: Gretchen (of Meredith & Gretchen Season 7) : "Ohh, we got a baaad elephant":funny: :funny: :funny:
"OOOOOOH!..........BITCH!" *few seconds* "WOOOOW" - Kisha & Jen <333JEN: "Jen about to run a 100 in about niiiine seconds cuz she's about to pee... and it ain't no joke!" :lol:
"I called him a bitch because it was a bitchy move" - Jen
Kisha & Jen <333 :conf:
Gameshow host: Is this an American love story?That has to be one of my all time faves.
Marie: No it is an American Horror Story
Quote of the season <3 :cmaslol