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Archive => RFF Archived Boards => Big Brother => Topic started by: bhazlewood on April 28, 2008, 07:47:05 PM
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Based on the way the last few castings have gone, here's my fearless (and baseless) prediction for the cast of Big Brother 10. Stereotypes are purposely exaggerated - don't flame me. P.S. the lovely Mrs. Bhazlewood VEHEMENTLY disclaims any part of this post.
Jesse - a 34-year old former crack head from New York City. By former, we mean he last smoked crack in the car on the way to the Big Brother house.
Eleanor - a 29-year old "exotic model" from Florida, whose web site touts her "speciality" as S&M sessions with couples of all sexes.
Dewayne - a 41-year old self proclaimed "Born Again Christian" that owns a chain of Adult Book Stores in Mississippi. He explains this apparent discrepancy in lifestyle by pointing out that Jesus ate with sinners.
Esther - a 54-year old homeless woman from Chicago. She only agreed to join the cast after they told her there would be free booze.
Yasmine - a 38-year old real estate developer from Washington DC. In other words, she's a slum lord.
Delbert - a 41-year old retail store clerk from Kansas City. He will be the first person evicted after he spends the entire week complaining about how much he misses "World of Warcraft"
Jerrod - a 23 year old production assistant at CBS. Wait, we mean freelance writer from LA.
Rico - a 24-year old self-employed businessman from Philadelphia - in other words he's a meth dealer.
Morton - a 27-year old gay black man, thereby killing both token minorities with one stone.
Sean Bradley - a 7'6" former NBA player who, much like during his basketball career, will stand around the house and contribute nothing to the game.
Helga - this 39 year old former weightlifter, originally from Germany but now living in New Jersey, wants to start a lesbian love affair with all off the women in the house. At the same time.
Isaac - a 40-year old convicted pedophile who was asked to be on the show after the producers saw him on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" The producers say it's ok, because there won't be any children on the show.
Jayson - a 21 year old, heavily tattoo'd and pierced theologian from Iowa.
Bob - a 47 year old, extremely handsome and intelligent computer systems administrator from Dallas. He quits the show after 28 minutes in fear for his life, but gives a shout out to RFF on the way out the door.
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Bob - a 47 year old, extremely handsome and intelligent computer systems administrator from Dallas. He quits the show after 28 minutes in fear for his life, but gives a shout out to RFF on the way out the door.
:lol: Can I assume this is the cast member Mrs B has issues with? :angel:
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Oh wow! For a minute I thought this was a real cast list :lol:
Know that!
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Bob - a 47 year old, extremely handsome and intelligent computer systems administrator from Dallas. He quits the show after 28 minutes in fear for his life, but gives a shout out to RFF on the way out the door.
:lol: Can I assume this is the cast member Mrs B has issues with? :angel:
The lovely Mrs Bhazlewood said I should have put an out-of-shape, overweight, smartass, handsome, intelligent computer systems administrator - but I DID say it was a FICTIONAL list. Mostly :duno:
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I think BB should cast a pirate
Ok so really my son asked me while watching the finale "mommy where is the pirate"
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Oh wow! For a minute I thought this was a real cast list :lol:
Know that!
Are you FREAKIN' kidding me???
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The Location - The Executive Offices of Allison Grodner Productions
The Scene - Allison Grodner, sitting at her computer, reading intently. A look of shock appears on her face.
AG : Flunky! Get In Here!
Bunky runs into the office. "Yes, Ms G?"
"I said FLUNKY, but I guess you do fit the bill after all... get Casting in here. Somebody leaked our list to some web site."
Bunky shrieks, runs out of the office yelling for Erika. Erika appears a moment later. "What is it, your lordship?"
"I told you, you don't have to call me that until we get home," said Allison. "Look at this web site. Someone has almost the entire cast list posted. All they got wrong was that last guy. Who'd cast that freak?"
"Yeah, he's a freak. Loserville. Bottom of the barrell. Scumbucket. Uh,..."
"Shut up. That's not the point. The point is that they have the whole list, except for the midget we have chained to Sean Bradley. How did this happen?"
"Maybe Natalie leaked it to them?"
"Please. Natalie can't turn on a computer, much less post to a bulletin board. Remember we had to hire a ghost writer to do her HOH blog?"
"Oh right. Uh, maybe we should threaten them?"
"EXCELLENT IDEA!" roared Allison. "We'll have to get the most disgusting, vile, subhuman cretin on the planet to go on the board and rip them to shreds."
"Yeah... but... I lost Eric's cell phone number."
"DAMN IT. I guess we'll just have to re-cast them then. We don't have much time. Better get ahold of both Jerry Springer AND Howard Stern. They have a knack for finding freaks."
"Yes, ma'am. Right on it."
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OMG! :funny:
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Delbert - a 41-year old retail store clerk from Kansas City. He will be the first person evicted after he spends the entire week complaining about how much he misses "World of Warcraft"
Are we sure Delbert isn't missing Runescape? :funny:
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OK, that's FREAKIN' HYSTERICAL! :funny: :funny: :funny:
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Your a riot Mr B :funny: , good stuff. And Mama :funny:
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:wohoo:
The pics are starting to come in.
Some of these people look soooo familiar to me. ??? :funny:
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:funny:
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LOL Blondie that is too good! After seeing the guests, I 'm surprised Bob made it through 28 minutes before running!